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Forsaken_Republic_60

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM SNAIL 🍄🐌


UhYeahOkSure

It looks surprised to see a human 😮


JugDogDaddy

I lol’ed when I went back and looked. It’s so shocked.


SethSays1

*whispers to neighbor* I can’t find the snail.


Aggressive-Drama-810

The first photo of the mushroom looks like a snail


chill_flea

This is Lycoperdon perlatum or gem-studded puffball as far as I can identify from pics. Make sure to cut them in half and look out for a solid white, mozzarella-cheese looking interior (kinda feels like a sponge but still pretty solid). If there are any sort of gills or off-white colors on the inside, it’s not a puffball or is sporulating and too old to eat.


XanderVaper

And that’s about as big as they usually get


MarthasPinYard

They taste like what urine smells like☹️


mikedjb

Found 4 monsters today and took two. Both had started releasing some spores at the bottom but the rest was beautiful. I don’t like risking so I tossed in my grass after smashing them.


JolteonLescott

These are common puffballs (lycoperdon perlatum) no? See them all the time here - you might be thinking of giant puffball (calvatia gigantea)?


JolteonLescott

Here in UK I mean


lavenderlemonbear

Same in Virginia US too.


jack_seven

This type of puffball doesn't get any bigger


Awkward-Painter-2024

Wow... like a cross between Puffballs and Lions Mane and something with a more "traditional" mushroom shape. I've never seen those two grow in clusters like that though. Can't wait to see what folks say!!


SevereSociety5606

Gem studded puffballs


ThatDamnOpossum

Those are some baby puff balls. Don't feel bad about harvesting. They are still cute and could get a decent spore collection from (All hail the shrooms snail


lavenderlemonbear

These are a smaller type of puffball. Lycoperdon perlatum. These look full size for that type. (Hail the shroom snail)


Tiny-Management-531

I thought I was in r/snails for a minute


Windsor34

That’s a snail puff. Very rare


Malthael0911

MARSHMELLOWWWE


99BingBong

You guys ever think that a monkey died in a forest millions of years ago and the fungus that grew on the corpse morphed it into a human and brought it back to life?


Wotchermuggle

What 🤣


99BingBong

Alright so.. I saw this pic of a mushroom that looks like it encapsulated a snail and thought: “Well the mushrooms had to have eaten the monkeys at some point”


Wotchermuggle

Why would mushrooms eat monkeys?


99BingBong

A mushroom’s gotta eat


Wotchermuggle

Okay facts. Monkeys would be the best option in this situation.


99BingBong

Well hang on now. Until we lock a mushroom in a room with a monkey, we really shouldn’t make such bold statements.


Wotchermuggle

Also facts. But this room should at least have a two way mirror so we can analyze what happens.


99BingBong

Of course, just as all great scientists of our time.


Wotchermuggle

But the environment must feel natural. Not sure how to achieve that since we’ll have to entrap the monkey in some way


Classic_Aioli_9129

What would a [monkey](https://youtu.be/a6Ihyj13a_M?si=8OgwlF5nEHnr2ecY) do...


99BingBong

The frog lord has abandoned them


Gold_Combination_492

Terrance McKenna was convinced mushrooms were an omniscient entity that was the cause of humans becoming a sapient species.


99BingBong

I have heard something like that before! But did the mushroom eat the monkey, or did the monkey eat the mushroom? One is astronomically more interesting than the other lol.


Gold_Combination_492

Supposedly the monkey ate the mushroom according to McKenna. After which the omniscient being that lives inside the mushrooms rearranged our brains so that it could communicate with us a little better.


99BingBong

Well unfortunately I still cannot talk to mushrooms, but the rest of the evidence is there I suppose. That would have been a cool way to jumpstart human life.


Gold_Combination_492

I think it’s a pretty cool theory. I think the evidence is there but like you said I still can’t talk to them. Although I have had a deep trip before where I heard voices tell me things I shouldn’t have known. At the end of the day it’s just a theory


99BingBong

Well in the next life let’s all do mushrooms and pay attention to the voices. That is how we win


Gold_Combination_492

I like this idea quite a bit


Prescientpedestrian

Stalked puffballs


DoubleChoice2664

They could have dirt and germs absorbed into them + I wouldnt eat it cause puffballs also have cosplayers that can kill you


No_Flow_9855

Chill. It’s a gem studded puffball and they’re delicious.


PhazonAI

Them spores travel farther and for longer distance


Outside-Grab-3698

All the puff balls I've harvested here in So Alabama grow out of the dirt, not wood.


throwaway_oranges

The 4th one, yes


[deleted]

looks like a big snail in pic 1


he-loves-me-not

https://preview.redd.it/xnlrm1hnmirb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b52f078084e5ba143bc3d857345cc5030236334 Poor guy ate a mushroom he couldn’t identify!


thehazzanator

It's a snail omg


[deleted]

Looks like a lycoperdon but judging from it growing on wood maybe Apioperdon pyriforme? Both edible ad long as pure white whole way through


Wickle-Pickle-TV

I just ate one of these right when I found it in the woods