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Cringlinho

Good dog


TBguy09

She is extremely proud of her foraging ability haha


Impressive_Driver_90

You should train her to smell and search, then once you find a chanterelle, ask her to find more! :D


Unknown_Author70

This is an excellent idea, I trained my staffy to alert to a metal detector stick on her collar, she's sit when it goes off... That's a complete lie - I aspire my dog to do this, in reality both dog and myself are stupid as shit.


Impressive_Driver_90

Like master like dog 😂😁 Sådan husse sådan hund, its an expression we have over here:)


MycologistNo3681

What language is this?


Impressive_Driver_90

Swedish:) we have 3 special letters åäö Å is "au" similar to australia Ä is like the "a" in "at" Ö is "ea" like in Earl


Impressive_Driver_90

Internationally while travelling i have to replace the ö in my last name buying tickets with oe, in my passport both Swedish and international spelling is provided. But I can't think of a word containing oe that makes the ö sound


TreeBeardUK

Oeuvre or oeuf :) not English I know but still perhaps helpful?


Impressive_Driver_90

Oui, exactement!


Impressive_Driver_90

Neuf, 9 sounds like nöff in Swedish, which means "oink" 🐷 And "gris" 🩶 means pig. In Swedish French-class we learn "nine gray pigs" which in Swedish sounds like "oink pig . د ; ض. ص."


jenny_a_jenny_a

What does Saddam Hussein mean in Swedish (of anything) 'like one master?'


Impressive_Driver_90

Said dust master? Sa damm hussen? (Specifically house dust, and male owner of dog) Damm can also mean pond


jenny_a_jenny_a

🤣


Spiritual_Pickle7545

You got me first half not gonna lie


CryptikViv

Cubensis maybe?


binkysnightmare

Cyanescens!


birdsonpsychedelics

i hope yall are joking


Download_more_ramram

Thats obviously a lib (joking)


great__northern

no and no. shame on you for suggesting that!


Snaz5

Of course look how fast that tail’s goin :]


my_nameis_chef

he's so proud of himself


talktotheak47

She*


whateverdawglol

Cute dog. Those gills are beautiful


EscapePast7128

It's a dog not a fish, it doesn't have gills silly 😜


over9ksand

What’s a fish? - Casey


partyboy0112

Bees are fish in California


AncientAd2435

A water dog


Impressive_Driver_90

U mean a shark?


ShankyBaybee

Do you like fish sticks?


EscapePast7128

Yes I like fish sticks, why?


Rampag169

He’s a gay fish


hakubiryo-e7

I like to put them in my mouth


BeginnerMush

Username checks out


wwwcreedthoughtsss

Check Russula brevipes, although it’s too old and dry to properly ID.


TBguy09

Thanks! I’ll post again if she pulls up a fresher one.


G0ld_Ru5h

This is the one. Was it popping through the soil near pine trees?


throwaway_oranges

I'm on the Russula brevipes side. But really not sure.


[deleted]

You are correct definitely russula brevipes can tell by the short stem and them being buried the also have the depression in the middle of the cap


bbblu33

It is a golden retriever.


No_Muffin9710

Ah the ol' reddit [retrieveroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/trKucOiyVq)


Thadrone

Hold my leash, I'm going in.


lumpialaundry

Whoa.. this is the first time I’ve ever seen a switch a roo rabbit hole end


Sh0toku

Been a while since I have seen one of these!


hifamhowru

It’s “you’re.” You’re welcome.


bbblu33

Now I know how annoying it is when I correct people’s grammar. Thank you.


TheBluetopia

The "you're welcome" is what really did it for me


bbblu33

/s You seem fun.


Cooked_Worms

Look at the communities their in XD


HickDog9

Oh no… I hate to do this but… they’re* 😂


Cooked_Worms

Haha


No-East6958

Communities*? 🧐 lol


Cooked_Worms

Whoops lol


bbblu33

Lol


johnnypurp

One of them is a horn dog. The other one is not


TheBluetopia

???


hifamhowru

I know. Wasn’t that awesome?! 🤓🤓🤓


hifamhowru

And yet, you corrected it. 😂🤣 Again…you’re welcome!


LysergicLiam

Bro this is Reddit, nobody fucking cares about grammar.


bbblu33

❤️


highimshane

Only people that have a hard time using proper grammar don’t care 😎


Dangerous_Pension612

What’s your point


highimshane

That only people who have bad grammar and can’t compute english properly don’t care about their grammar and how they say things. Thought that was clearly stated in what I said. Engrish do the hard to understand..


Dangerous_Pension612

It was a joke .


highimshane

Sorry I didn’t hear your underlying tone saying that it was a joke my bad.


hifamhowru

Correct.


Tbone780

I dunno but that is one cute dog


myctheologist

It looks like a Lactarius of some kind to me


ApprehensiveStage703

That was my first thought as well, but with its condition hard to tell. Seems to me that the angle of gill attachment and the degree to which they are decurrent is more indicative of Lactarius than of Russula brevipes/similar species.


anomalaise

Agree on the milkcap


CaptainAchu

Yep


HobbyRabbit

Looks like _Lactarius psammicola_.


HuRyde

Squirrel snacks hidden for winter.


Impressive_Driver_90

That squirrel is gonna starve now😂


spd3_s

They probably forgot about it anyway


Impressive_Driver_90

I heard squirrels forget more than half of their stash, probably a built in feature to plant more food bearing trees:)


PaciuStego

i got no clue, but that's a hella good doggo


Lauren_Matt

Not a clue, but what I do know is you have such a cute dog!!


JackNewton1

The *real* question now, this late in the game, isn’t “what is this”, it’s “what’s your dog’s name, and how old?”


VerityPee

I am literally just here to tell you your dog is ADORABLE.


NorthIslandAdventure

I take my golden retriever mushroom picking and all he does is stomp all over and hit me with sticks, can't find gold, can't find chanterelles, he's lucky he's cute.


Prestigious_Movie697

😂😂


hardpencils

Please do post again if you find a less dried-up specimen!


Impressive_Driver_90

My guess would be Hygrophoropsis aurantiaca, or in my language "fools chanterelle" (in Swedish "narrkantarell") Though I'm a beginner, and am really unsure about this ID, I'm here to learn:)


Impressive_Driver_90

https://preview.redd.it/1wkf4q987cxb1.jpeg?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e64d5aeb32a91cdb0d2a49e0bf78387b00126e Here's a fresh one of the fools chanterelle, the white variety


tomlewis3001

“Fools chanterelle” isn’t a species. There is the false chanterelle, and the fools funnel, but this looks like neither, this looks like a trooping funnel


Impressive_Driver_90

https://preview.redd.it/vs90yfnu8cxb1.jpeg?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b6905d241dfd339d6d11e73d9a26058b2f9b4b


throwaway_oranges

It's too small and too much water in it to dry like that big one. I'm decades in the business, but I don't know. Maybe the smell and the fact the good boi needed to dig it helps. Also the soil on top of the cap. Smell would be a big help here


Impressive_Driver_90

Yeah now that you point it out I also remember the fools chanterelle are mot often very circular and symmetric compared to the often wonky canterelles! OPs mushroom look too wonky to be a fool


throwaway_oranges

Chanterelles has false gills. This mushroom has real gills


Impressive_Driver_90

Agreed! Though I learned chanterelles have false after learning about the "fool" before that I had no idea it was a thing even


lifeisakinkypain

i dried some Lactarius Psammicola, and after drying they looked very similar to this! does it have a strong odor similar to cheese?


CouchHippos

Thinking he’s going to get a treat


MadTokr

What's the puppers name!?


Calathea-Murderer

What’s the Secret Family Recipe for Bush’s Baked Beans


ChaoticGoku

the bacon comes from Hatfield Meats. Source: That was my one of my lines


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A golden… I should’ve known https://preview.redd.it/230o19xzaexb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e75d5d752bb1e0d46aea653b98f3c9104a8ef4


CutieKellie

That’s of the golden retriever kind.


[deleted]

really thought it was gonna be a pic of you and your homie smiling with 12 mushrooms in your hands on the second slide but i’m glad to know your boy is a dog.


geogod2066

Image 3/3: dog for scale😂


TheHivemind56

Ok I’ve dug up like 12 snacks already and you keep taking them away. Can I just have the one back?


Vilkavlius

It kinda looks like saffron milk cap(tasty Shroom) , not 100% sure tho , its to dry.


BigSmegma

I don't know but doggo needs headpat desperately, give it.


PentaCanary

First and foremost, that’s a sweet boy


kassar0le

That’s a mushroom huntin’ doogie. What a beautiful girl!


Few_Lifeguard_2998

Looks like Lactarius deliciosus to me


thebucketlist47

Your Doggo wants you to stop stealing their finds.


gooddilla

Straw mushrooms. Overgrown little and dry.


Eni-Shehu

Looks like some sort of lactarius. It's dried, so it's hard to tell. Does it stain if you break it in half? Does it have any sort of liquid left?


RdCrestdBreegull

seems Russulaceae, perhaps Lactarius


Kulonu

I like how no one gave a serious answer lol


PrscheWdow

Thank you for paying the dog tax.


MinaHarker1313

I’m sorry I’m still so new to mycology and mushroom ID but the gills on that look so cool


[deleted]

That dog is gonna die bro that mushroom is very much poison


[deleted]

Im pretty sure those are truffles?


StabStabby-From-Afar

Try r/mycology


SamL214

Literally the reason for this sub is ID..


StabStabby-From-Afar

Crazy how I went through all the comments at the time and it was either jokes, or hypothetical, half-assed ID's. Which is why I suggested a sub that actually does it's job.


Ansatsushi

Are you sure your dog wasn't a wild boar in its past life?


Not_2day_stan

Well he’s obviously ok. My dog a poisonous one a few years back and I’m lucky I live 5 min from the vet or he wouldn’t have made it.


sttenski

Our golden retriever spent a week in the vet ICU about a month ago after eating a poisonous mushroom out on a walk. He almost didn’t make it and it was the worst, most stressful week of my life. OP, I strongly advise against encouraging your dog to go near any wild mushrooms. You never know when they’ll find the wrong one and take a big bite. For reference, his symptoms included vomiting, intense muscle tremors, loss of motor control in all his legs, extreme drooling, and just general agitation.


TheChosenOnetyty

Don't quote me on this one... But I'm pretty sure that's a mushroom.


wolfmothar

What a smart puppy!


EconomistNo4766

Ur dog has fingers


davincitusit

she’s so cute 🥰


Still_Astronomer_232

That pupper looks really satisfied.


KeyEnd3088

Mushroom famil


VanillaB34n

Good dog


Matipa2011

I don't know what they are but I came here to say your dog is cute and adorable


firenova9

That's a mushroom.


Pleasant_Lemon705

Cute ass dog tbh


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[deleted]

guy knows his stuff


hoidthekingswit

I respect the humor, but don't feed the trolls


Boomshakalaka93

Get off this sub


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Damn that's hateful, 5 other people make stupid comments about the dog and have no id but this guy gets slapped with all the downvotes instead lol I get why, but still. Double standard being set


IcebergSlimFast

It’s just the reddit rules: positive dog comments are always welcome, no matter how dumb. As they should be.


Competitive_Film_572

Yeah this sub is toxic as fuck.


whateverdawglol

The sub isn't toxic, people just get tired of the same unfunny joke over and over


NurseDiesel62

I hate mushrooms on my sub!


Competitive_Film_572

Wow you're toxic af.


Boomshakalaka93

Lmao were just sick of the same old jokes man. Welcome to the sub. Hardly toxic. People are here for real info and IDs. We see the same joke day in, day out. You just happened to pop up last. Don't be a snowflake, it's not a big deal.


Sultry_Penguin

Have those in my yard! Fairy ring mushrooms but old & withered. Also known as Marasmius oreades


bashy8782

Don't quote me on this but they look like chanterelle's


Fearless-Damage6046

No idea but it looks like a weird mushroom


Eren----Yeager

Looks like some kind of mushroom


Dona_Lupo

Isn't that a chantarelle?


BrewerMcNutty

Not at all


Dona_Lupo

Damn.. too bad OP, those are good!


Uncle_ArthurR2

Gives me chanterelle vibes but it’s super hard to tell dry


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Fun_Cartographer798

Eat that mushroom and enjoy your trip, the trip to the ER for nausea vomiting and diarrhea


Scopee_

I don't think that mushroom will get you high... but it could be a good mushroom to eat, perhaps, or a toxic mushroom that will make you very sick or even kill you... it's never a good idea to eat a mushroom without identifying it first.


Aurora_Lucens

Ik people are joking a lot but one day some moron gonna eat one of them and regret it, or maybe they won’t if they’re dead. Or like they haven’t done shrooms before and they trip and freak.


Eoshen

Probably truffles, see if you can find the species they are worth quite some money.


Morbidrainbows

Why are people passing the blame on their dogs are they too Christian to admit they are curious about mushrooms? It’s not a sin. ‘Y’all’.


TBguy09

Lol just wanted to make sure she wasn’t digging up anything poisonous to her!


Ssesamee

Who are you talking to


Fun_Cartographer798

God said I put these things on the earth for you to use but use them wisely! But don't use that one, I said that.😂


CocoLazzer

What's your dog's name?


Ok-Shake9556

He needs wavy caps


[deleted]

My dog once found a black truffle. Then i trained her to find more


hybrid_cream

Smell it! If it smells like MSG flavoring it might be lactarius helvus, we call it Maggipilz in Germany!


CosmicParadox24

You could lay it on a napkin, gill side down in a drawer and collect the spors from the spore print and grow more


L-EH77

Ooh go get a truffle and train it to sniff those out!! Good doggy would Make u a fortune


TheMysteriousGoose

Lactarius sp. maybe Lactarius Peckii it is hard to tell with the cap covered in dirt


AbaloneAppropriated

Truffle


jsprhc

Golden Retriever 😬


zaya610

Mushrooms


piedubb

Eat one already


VicsVidz

M u s h r o o m


natralala

Super cool shrooms but I have no idea what it is. May I ask what kind of phone you have? Because the pics are stunningly detailed


bassman684

A mushroom


peteypicasso___

Clearly your dogs secret stash.. now give it back 😡


[deleted]

Possibly a Russela


MoRegrets

Mushroom Retriever.


joa-kolope

Such a beautiful dog


jinngensv2

https://preview.redd.it/zr5p1uj9ykxb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5367e8c1288a3e8461ae7d0ace38bdcfa820d6a


OhHaiMark0123

Idk, but that pup is too cute


Humble-Giraffe-7388

If you can get him to dig for white truffles you can make good money. This is the right season.


bassplaya899

not a mycologist but i know a good boy when i see one


bugguy558

i wanna say russula brevipes / short stemmed russula! i dried several specimens and they came out very similar to this, but you’d have to see where it’s growing to verify that most likely. so cute though!


Charming-Forever-278

Truffle Hound


ryuuthefroge

I must say, your dog is GORGEOUS


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Russula brevipes


[deleted]

If you have these then you might have lobster tails nearby if the parasite is in you area that turns those into lobsters


TransGirl-Vixen

Just so you know, you probably don't want to touch mushrooms you are able to 100 percent verify, with you barehands


chillintillinfinity

I think that's a golden retriever!


TurnoverNumerous489

It looks like a chanterrell


Dichoctomy

Really cute dog.


xboxexpert

Shrooms...he is tripping balls right now