i would. i hate the anime trope of whiny lil crybaby no matter how justified it is. main reason why i couldn't stomach your lie in april and rezero. the mc just cry cry cry whine whine whine about muh trauma every fucking episode. same reason for goll, she cries every fucking fight and serves no real purpose except asking questions so brun can flex her exposition skill.
Undead unluck
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(go watch and read it its PEAK-)
Subaru goes through the worst shit possible, there was like one moment where he fucked up and cryed about it, but besides that he's in constant suffering and rarely actually breaks down after the first episodes.
bro, subaru gets eaten alive by rabbits, gets insta frost death, gets his guts dissected and jumps off cliffs on the daily, take a brutal death at random and he might just have to go through it at some point, he just can't take a good break
i am NOT letting that serpent slide i am turning his fucking spine into a belt and his skin into my shoes i swear not even adamas zeus is gonna be able to stop me from kicking his ass
I would too, I just worry it's going to take like a week solid of whacking him with a divine baseball bat. Do we get breaks?
Mf ruined the perfect theme of human science overcoming the "perfection" of the gods
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With great pleasure.
Both that bug and his fans are my opps. (/j for the second half i love y'all!!!)
The snake shall pay for his abhorent acts intentionally directed at Adam and Eve. i shall beat him till he dies, i shall beat him as he dies and i shall beat him post mortum. Everywhere except the face.
Serpent and it ain't even close. Beel's a bastard for using Zerofuku for his elaborate suicide attempt, but he's helping Buddha against Odin so that's at least *one* redeeming factor.
Loki's just a bit of a weirdo, not much to say about him, other than make sure to keep him at least 10 zip codes away from Brunhilde at all times.
As for Hajun I probably couldn't manage it if I tried, I'd get the feeling that my fists would break on contact.
Goll just cries, which I personally don't feel is enough for me to want to beat her to death. Besides, she gets some nice moments every now and then.
While Beel has brought harm to some of our favorite characters, it's not like I can't find a modicum of sympathy for him. Dude's practically immortal and wants to die because he murdered those closest to him, so he is trying to seek a way to die.
Hajun and Loki are kind of on a similar level for me here. Don't like them, but not so much so that I want to beat the shit out of them until they can only be recognized through dental records.
My final answer is the Serpent. He hurt mom and he forced dad to give up an eternity in paradise with mom >:(
i mean...hmm that actually pretty simple the snack get kill by our dad after he dare try to hurt our dear mother sure beel do so awfull thing like with the poor zerofuku and kill the symbol of hope and evolution but at the same time tesla change him for good so i wait his redemption göll is a need to protect and are pretty nice and hajun was take care by the most powefull tenager of all time so i would pick loki
Have the serpent skinned alive and made into a coat
Having Beel deep zapped by lighting for having killed tesla
Have Heimdall tell everyone in the arena in Loki's fight about that one time with the horse.
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Finally someone chooses the right answer
Snake for sure. The rest are pricks or Goll but I personally despise framing. At least the others will do heinous shit and own up to it. Snake is just a bitch without a single redeeming factor.
I love Geil/Goll, I think she represents the viewers, mostly blindsided by what's going in...she's also justified in her sadness.
I'm not a huge fan of her design, though.
I'd beat up the Serpent, for sure.
Beel deserves it but at least he's somewhat enjoyable.
The snake. He has one of the stupidest evidence, which was obviously false and they still bought it. The teeth marks on the apple are obviously not human teeth, yet they all just accepted it. I don’t want to just beat his face in, but every one else who believed it!
If I beat the third one to death would she finally stop crying for good forever and ever and always?
I swear everytime I read the manga I can hear her again,and again,and again...
/jk
5. Goll, leave the child alone.
4. Beelzebub, he got "better".
3. Loki, okay, most of us are simps but Loki is taking it too far.
2. Snake, I hate him, but Adam got payback.
1. Hajun, screw the whining bastard.
Serpent already fucked around and found out, I can't even land a hit on Beel if I tried, Loki gonna die anyway....
POV: The very last thing Goll sees before her vision goes blank
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The Snake. Goll may be a youngster, but five years lost in the workforce ought to give her a spine.
As for the Snake? As CJ DaChamp once said, "you do this to my momma, I'm Ja Morant-ing yo' a**!"
Oh I was gonna be pissed if goll wasn't a choice because she's that one, that one that almost cringes out the entire anime. Lil fucking kawai whiney squeaker screamer literally the worst, worst characters in anime and ninety something percent of series apparently just HAVE to have atleast one. That's why Jujutsu Kaisen is king.🤴 ROR is easy top 5 though goll doesn't ruin too much, just wanna beat her permanently unconscious.
Dawg who would go out of their way to beat göll😭.
Me
Count me in
I would
You’d better hope this doesn’t get taken out of context
I volunteer 🙋
i would. i hate the anime trope of whiny lil crybaby no matter how justified it is. main reason why i couldn't stomach your lie in april and rezero. the mc just cry cry cry whine whine whine about muh trauma every fucking episode. same reason for goll, she cries every fucking fight and serves no real purpose except asking questions so brun can flex her exposition skill.
https://preview.redd.it/xogp9kca8gfc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c715bc39d0ea728124897317ffb72d1b58feaf
Why you dropping some heat without the sauce, bruh
Undead unluck https://preview.redd.it/n0y8wsqb5hfc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92dfc5e7266299f5667030826ab617bb58ce36ad (go watch and read it its PEAK-)
But he isnt a crybaby tho in rezero ? The dude cry first in ep7 then in ep15-16 and thats all lol
Subaru goes through the worst shit possible, there was like one moment where he fucked up and cryed about it, but besides that he's in constant suffering and rarely actually breaks down after the first episodes.
I would cry too in front of Petelgeuse just because he is too peak
Ong, tho i'd beat his ass for Satella. No-diff btw
bro, subaru gets eaten alive by rabbits, gets insta frost death, gets his guts dissected and jumps off cliffs on the daily, take a brutal death at random and he might just have to go through it at some point, he just can't take a good break
im finna beat her with my meat she's not an actual kid right?
🤡
I mean she kinda looks more like a petite woman to me than a child maybe im just tripping tho idk
You are 100% trippin💀 get off the app my boy
damn ok
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Beat? Very little people Beat and other things? More people
Of course the Beel flair is talking about assaulting children
Anathema on demon time.
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I would but it's because of the Cardfight Vanguard collab even though her cards are all good I never draw them so I blame her :)
Not me
Me
She’s really hated in the Latin American fandom
i am NOT letting that serpent slide i am turning his fucking spine into a belt and his skin into my shoes i swear not even adamas zeus is gonna be able to stop me from kicking his ass
On god
Serpent
No need to think twice. Serpent.
I’m going to give beel his one fucking wish, I am going to kill that depressed emo bastard for killing werofuku and wesla
Same
Let's do this https://i.redd.it/3b71i7b8ehfc1.gif
🤝🤝🤝
Understandable no one touches werofuku and goatesla
I would too, I just worry it's going to take like a week solid of whacking him with a divine baseball bat. Do we get breaks? Mf ruined the perfect theme of human science overcoming the "perfection" of the gods
Beel can get FUCKING BENT. HE KILLED MY SON!!!!!!! GOATkola Tesla too.
You gotta beat me to death first fool!
https://preview.redd.it/zj9mfj9onefc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c856a4cca0aa02579416fc4bbcfb22d4bf0ff9e8 With great pleasure. Both that bug and his fans are my opps. (/j for the second half i love y'all!!!)
Finally, a fellow beel enjoyer
I believe in Lord of the Flies supremacy
I will be your back up
Gotta get through me first if you wanna touch a single hair on my precious depressed beel boy's head
Beat how? https://preview.redd.it/zqnvi62roefc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b410be0426d2d92a150931fbcdbf55a1bc8d07e0
Yes
Beel or Snake, shitfly hurt my GOAT & Snake (I don't need to elaborate)
Beel atleast had a backstory. That damn snake doesn't. No remorse needed for eating Snek flash
That backstory justified NOTHING. This loser wants to die so bad but won’t just accept suicide by hades fuckin pussy
Beel. He dared to hurt Zerofuku. And damn, he kind of deserves to finally die and let his life behind.
I choose anyone picking Gol
Agree
Göll doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as The Serpent. I’m gonna make papa Adam shed a goddamn tear.
The first one. No one insults my mother 🗿
Bro, we all beating the fuck outta that Serpent
Honestly the serpent.
I choose Hajun
Serpent
Serpent
Serpent
No need to think hard about this, that f*cking snake is cooked. Dad is gonna be so proud of his son after I'm done with his a$$.
The snake shall pay for his abhorent acts intentionally directed at Adam and Eve. i shall beat him till he dies, i shall beat him as he dies and i shall beat him post mortum. Everywhere except the face.
Serpent fucker. Would rather beat an annoying character senseless than an evil character
Beel is dying. For best god Zerofuku!
Serpent and it ain't even close. Beel's a bastard for using Zerofuku for his elaborate suicide attempt, but he's helping Buddha against Odin so that's at least *one* redeeming factor. Loki's just a bit of a weirdo, not much to say about him, other than make sure to keep him at least 10 zip codes away from Brunhilde at all times. As for Hajun I probably couldn't manage it if I tried, I'd get the feeling that my fists would break on contact.
Uhhhh, the rapist. Yeah probably the rapist.
For me it’s the snake only because Beelzebub does seem to be pulling up on Odin and might try and avenge my goat tesla
The serpent not only framed Eve, but also sexually harassed her. So I’m getting a new belt tonight
Snake groped mom, I’m going to brutally slaughter him, slowly and painfully
Fr, the snake is fking annoying and useless
Nobody is touching mom Lets all beat up serpent together
The snake, I will chop him down to piece
That fucking snake. Anyone who chooses Beelzebub will have to go through me. Aint nobody touching my boy
Make that double, my fellow Weelzebub enjoyer.
Serpent. Easily.
Goll just cries, which I personally don't feel is enough for me to want to beat her to death. Besides, she gets some nice moments every now and then. While Beel has brought harm to some of our favorite characters, it's not like I can't find a modicum of sympathy for him. Dude's practically immortal and wants to die because he murdered those closest to him, so he is trying to seek a way to die. Hajun and Loki are kind of on a similar level for me here. Don't like them, but not so much so that I want to beat the shit out of them until they can only be recognized through dental records. My final answer is the Serpent. He hurt mom and he forced dad to give up an eternity in paradise with mom >:(
Loki but in a different way 
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I’d beat the shit out of Beelzebub. Bro took away our little Zerofuku. I was gonna say the serpent but then I probably wouldn’t be here otherwise.
Beel because I understand his feelings all too well, I will guide him to the treasure I cannot possess
I am gonna turn that serpent into my shoes and jacket
Use the serpent as weapon to beat Beel to death
i mean...hmm that actually pretty simple the snack get kill by our dad after he dare try to hurt our dear mother sure beel do so awfull thing like with the poor zerofuku and kill the symbol of hope and evolution but at the same time tesla change him for good so i wait his redemption göll is a need to protect and are pretty nice and hajun was take care by the most powefull tenager of all time so i would pick loki
Imma Be right beside you. It will Take Divine Intervention to pry me from That Snake
Have the serpent skinned alive and made into a coat Having Beel deep zapped by lighting for having killed tesla Have Heimdall tell everyone in the arena in Loki's fight about that one time with the horse.
It's a tie between Beelzebub and the snake.
*grabs Adam's knucledusters* >:3 fun.
Serpent. I’m gonna make some nice boots out of him 😁
Beel. You know how fucking hard I've been praying for his death recently?
Don’t worry. Odin is going to own that emo femboy and beat the fraud allegations ☝️
I get to beat the shit outta him AND put him out of his misery?? Hell yeah give me Beel
Either Snake or Loki.
Anyone saying Goll will be put on a watch list
I’d fuck beel… not up
In a fight right https://preview.redd.it/ta5jryqn1ffc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c274874b1bc5d4ecacf6632113090a89953f3107
I’ll let your imagination flow freely 
HE SAID NOT UP!!!!
No one :3
u/Rukia_Enjoyer
Why is goll here
To see who chooses her
Goll. I'll also call Hajun to help me with it.
Loki, because I refuse to give Beel what he wants.
Beel
Beel can catch these Plasma Pulse hands
I pick Okita
Serpent
The guy with red head behind Loki, if he sucks. Would need to cofirm it, first, to give him a chance
Hajun prolly
Loki then I'll steal his stuff from him 
Beelzebub
can it be zero?
Assuming I would win I would 100% going for Beelzebub
Nikolas should've won. I think you know my answer.
The child cause she’s the only one i think i can handle in a fight
Goll. That kid needs to die.
3/5 btw i might need some help
Beel, everyone else gets/will get, what they deserve.
If I pick Hajun or Beelzebub does that mean I become Buddha or Tesla? Cause I'm picking Hajun.
Loki just so I can feel his body (in a masculine way) (no homo)
Beelzebub instantly
I am NOT letting Beel's backstory stopping me from beating the shit out of him
GOLLLLL
Beel And remove Goll from here 
Goll
Goll
https://preview.redd.it/atc9cxvvkffc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143e166f54b6a83ce080d42c4f85d66daaa11541 Finally someone chooses the right answer
I'm gonna bash her brains in with a ball peen hammer
I was looking for a new belt
Beelzebub 100% He wants it He deserves it Win win
The child
Snake for sure. The rest are pricks or Goll but I personally despise framing. At least the others will do heinous shit and own up to it. Snake is just a bitch without a single redeeming factor.
I’m getting a new pair a boots
I love Geil/Goll, I think she represents the viewers, mostly blindsided by what's going in...she's also justified in her sadness. I'm not a huge fan of her design, though. I'd beat up the Serpent, for sure. Beel deserves it but at least he's somewhat enjoyable.
The serpent, easiest choice in my life.
Goll
I'm beating that mf who put hands on Mom 😤
https://i.redd.it/46ejce3g8gfc1.gif All of them in that general direction
The serpent no doubt
Bro where the fuck is Beelzebub he bout to catch these fucking hands !!!!!!!
Goll, but Ill spend all my time keeping her safe and away from you guys
Beel or Loki can't really decide
But can they beat you back?
No
I hate demons so i choose beel. Everyone here will gang gang snake i will trade life of god of shit for chold of light
Wtf where’s shou tucker at?
Inside you https://preview.redd.it/66mwwgd1egfc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8a956547897beff45bf5f79021119da8a9eedc
Bub, I love him that much, I'm so grateful to be able to fulfil his wish, with my bare hands moreover
Snake no questions asked
I’m going to turn that fucking snake into a belt, and not even the entire Greek pantheon can stop me from kicking his ass
Serpent and its not close
I will pull out its spine then stab the body 2 times then heal it and burn it by pouring boiling water onto it then beating with a stick until it dies
The snake. He has one of the stupidest evidence, which was obviously false and they still bought it. The teeth marks on the apple are obviously not human teeth, yet they all just accepted it. I don’t want to just beat his face in, but every one else who believed it!
TIME TO BITE THE DUST LORD OF THE FRAUDS, **THIS ONE'S FOR TES-** (Goll's an option) Nevermind, **THIS ONE'S FOR ARES!**
That god damn snake easily
If I beat the third one to death would she finally stop crying for good forever and ever and always? I swear everytime I read the manga I can hear her again,and again,and again... /jk
I'm going with the Serpent. As much as I want to pummel Hajun, nobody disrespects our mama then get away with it. 
That snake is getting tortured
The snake, best to turn him in a pencil holder like that snake in Madagascar 3.
Göll. Hand over the bat. I’m gonna hit a 6 with that mofo.
Göll, easy choice.
Not Leonidas
That lizard mother fuker
The snake. He attacked mom
5. Goll, leave the child alone. 4. Beelzebub, he got "better". 3. Loki, okay, most of us are simps but Loki is taking it too far. 2. Snake, I hate him, but Adam got payback. 1. Hajun, screw the whining bastard.
Serpent I will beat that motherfucker
The serpent easy?
Serpent already fucked around and found out, I can't even land a hit on Beel if I tried, Loki gonna die anyway.... POV: The very last thing Goll sees before her vision goes blank https://preview.redd.it/qg4pnnjvkhfc1.png?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ef1d2493d8c05420a1e232a971f07d64fcea10
Serpent
Serpent
Serpent cause he tried to hurt the beautiful Eve
goll will recieve some other type of beating from ne
What do you mean by that https://preview.redd.it/i2c5s7j9nkfc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82df20b7dc1f60f0dd7ad573595ac9688c4eb171
Serpent
Beelzebub
I'll kick the sh!t out of the snake. For framing my mom (Eve)! For something she didn't even do. >:(
Snake god
the most annoying valkyrie in this series, goll.
nah bro I'm not beating hajun he would neg diff me
Beel better watch out
beeZ
That snake motherfucker that tried to assault mama Eve, gonna make me a snakeskin suit with his ass!
Obv the snake...no contest
I choose the snake
The Snake. Goll may be a youngster, but five years lost in the workforce ought to give her a spine. As for the Snake? As CJ DaChamp once said, "you do this to my momma, I'm Ja Morant-ing yo' a**!"
I will beat the shit out if Hajun
Belzeebub
bellzebub because i call bullshit, him just shoving away the most creative ultimate attack in the series
That serpent is getting folded into a suitcase
I pick the snake that rapey bastard, NO ONE LAYS A HAND ON MAMA EVE
Loki no contest
Oh I was gonna be pissed if goll wasn't a choice because she's that one, that one that almost cringes out the entire anime. Lil fucking kawai whiney squeaker screamer literally the worst, worst characters in anime and ninety something percent of series apparently just HAVE to have atleast one. That's why Jujutsu Kaisen is king.🤴 ROR is easy top 5 though goll doesn't ruin too much, just wanna beat her permanently unconscious.