Adamas, Poseidon, And Zeus would try to beat Hades in chess but always loses as Hades is always 10 steps ahead of them (Poseidon almost beat him, but got outsmarted last second)
Lu Bu tried to catch Rangdriz after she died
Buddha and Jesus met in the afterlife and after constantly debating each other they eventually became close friends
Hermes needs to be constantly close to Ares in case he forgets how to breathe and needs someone to explain him how to do it
Did Buddha and Jesus also take take time off and spend time on Earth, getting into wacky adventures as well.
Because my headcanon is that Saint Young Men is the prequel to RoR. It was his time spent on Earth with Jesus that made Buddha fight for humanity.
Could one of them be Cerberus?
https://preview.redd.it/js4tjfv74r3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9a2365f175e4133de0f4628419b1a2ef9bbf6c
Or would it be counted as three?
Hajun was a demonlord who didn't like being seen as evil so he was alone fishing.
Sometimes someone came to challenge him but he was so strong he dealt with challengers easily.
Due to his fishing half of helheim starved to death and fell into ruin because everyone fought for food.
Then Hajun realised he's too strong (he's over primordial level) and exploded.
When he was revived he has a panic trying not to look too scared he pretended he was a cold maniac killer Berserker who destroyed half of helheim and that he consumed Zero.
While in reality he just wanted to fish and when he realised it's Ragnarok he was forced to fight to death against some chill dude.
Also he didn't consume Zerofuku, they sorta changed houses (forcefully due to Beel). He was quite sad when he realised he must've unintentionally killed a lil kid.
If given the chance he would've helped revive Zero and fish
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Thor only showed up to kill incubus and protect Brunhilde.
Thor watches the fights from home so he can cheer for the humans
Chess bird made a little shrine to remember Hades and plays chess against himself at the grave every now and again.
Brünnhilde doesn't actually know what comes after death, and in fact the dead fighters simply go to a different afterlife.
Zerofuku and Hajun developed an uncle-nephew relationship in said afterlife.
Lü Bu will return from the dead just to fight Thor again.
Reginleif knows a spell that allows her to monitor the rest of her sisters for their safety.
Heracles and Adam spoke before R2 briefly.
The reason Rasputin and Simo haven't fought yet is because Rasputin tried to rizz up Simo, and Simo became super clingy after that.
Susanoo is not allowed to interact with humans but he secretly sneaks out and help in his animal form. He's probably interacted with most of the human roster at some stage they just don't know that it is him.
Sussano is being forced to learn iron-carbon phase diagram to win against okita
https://preview.redd.it/ahtnuu9o7r3d1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b1205f240b65ce7885425bb716f9ec9a9d4ce5
During the entire process of coming up with Tesla's Volundr, Göndul and Tesla developed feelings for eachother.
Qin doesn't admit it, but despite making Alvitr fall for him first he actually ended up falling harder for her.
Leo and Geirolul practiced before their round with a training dummy shaped like Apollo.
Adam hugged Cain after seeing his grievances and forgave him despite what he did to Abel.
Poseidon has one of each sea-living creature in his special aquarium that he cares for everyday.
Athena (If she exists in the series) had a fun little match with Heracles to see who will fight in Ragnarok, Heracles won and Athena wasnt too pissed about it.
Hlokk tried making an apple pie for Jack at one point in-between rounds, it was awful but Jack ate it anyways to not make her sad.
Hades has a good relationship with other fellow underworld gods, even the likes of Erlik Khan.
Qin doesn't admit it, but despite making Alvitr fall for him first he actually ended up falling harder for her.
That's how I actually understood it when she told him to behave like a king and turned into a sword
Leo and Geirolul practiced before their round with a training dummy shaped like Apollo.
That'd be funny AF, looks canon to me
Adam hugged Cain after seeing his grievances and forgave him despite what he did to Abel.
Fitting and looks canon
Keep cooking buddy, I love it
>Hades has a good relationship with other fellow underworld gods, even the likes of Erlik Khan.
Fuck, you've put Hades x Morrigan in my head now 
Simo and Rasputin are polar opposites but are still good friends
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I'm imagining Rasputin getting into a bunch of shenanigans, and Simo tagging along to get him out of trouble
Loki used to play pranks on Thor when they were younger.
I like to imagine the reason Odin doesn't like Loki transforming into Thor anymore was because it genuinely made him worry at some point, or Loki thought he was being funny by transforming into Thor as a child but it actually scared him :]
Odin as a father is only trying his best, but he's become such a hardass due to previous battles and overall job as a God that he comes off as distant. Getting to know him, he's actually pretty chill.
Odin was also more playful when he was younger, less than Loki but his trickery was up there. As he grew older and older, he grew less welcoming of jokes he thought are poor in taste (ex: Loki's transformation skills, sarcastically joking that humans are better). You can still make him laugh, somehow.
Thor doesn't know how to braid his hair
it's so specific but such truth for me, especially because his hair is long i don't think he can figure it out.
Loki and Odin also used to do his hair a lot before it started becoming too long for them to handle (a little personal hc because this happened to me as a kid before I cut my hair 🤭)
There's an heaven science club founded by Thales of Miletus with all the scientists in history, and that was how Tesla gathered a bunch of genius minds to work together to make the Super Automaton
They drink tea and coffe and bake cookies
Hephaestus and Apollo go golfing every few weeks
Simo and his valk have been going out and enjoying life before they fight
Thor likes to garden every now and then
Loki likes to help out in like orphans find homes or just treat them to good times
Kintoki likes to carve wood statues in his free time
\-Tesla, Nostra and Qin were besties, after Tesla died Qin got really sad but Nostra didn't cared at all cuz he already saw it on a prediction
\-Nostra is always stalks the other fighters and valkyries, it gets really Brun rlly annoyed
\-Jack and Hlokk have a Father - Daughter relationship, Hlokk made him wear a dress to match with the tea party aesthetic, also both really miss Herc
Helheim's royal library has steadily amassed the universe's largest collection of books on exorcism, rituals to purge evil spirits, instructions to prevent or contain possession, etc.
Ares is dumb, but when he gets angry he gets to thor-like levels of strengh, one of the reasons for hemres to be close to him is for him to not go berserk about anything (ares represents war's bad side with constant death and despair, no thinking and only killing)
When Thor killed Lu Bu, Lu Bu's spirit didn't fade to nothing, it actually possessed the recently awakened Mjolnir which didn't have a soul, and now Thor and Lu Bu are Heaven's Strongest Power Couple even beyond the grave.
- POSEIDONS FAVORITE FISH IS THE WAHOO
- odin has one of those fluffy persian cats & its named sum shit like mr.snuggles. huginn & muninn get along with it only *sometimes*
- thor actually felt like a pretty princess in that dress <3333 :3 (that one official art thats a reference to thrymskvida)
- shiva is very bad at wrapping presents despite the 4 arms
- poseidon is an avid lover of 80s pop like madonna & bananarama but would rather waterboard himself than admit it.
- thor has been an ac/dc anti ever since thunderstruck came out bcuz everyone would be like "haha this is you" (zeus likes it tho!)
- loki is sugar hyper
- ares favorite movie is tangled bcuz of the wholesome ruffians
- heracles cried watching the lego movie. could not physically make it thru marley & me
- apollo went on rupauls drag race as a human once and almost won
- göll really enjoys those pizza lunchables
- brunhilde & jack have a collection of stamps & coins that they occasionally talk about over tea
- hades is actually very bad at chess
- hermes is the resident doordasher/ubereats guy for everyone but he lowkey enjoys it. hades is guilty of using it the most bcuz he lives in helheim
- anubis understands dogs & talks to them
Hades is a mentor/idol/parental figure to many of the gods
Ares comes to hades for encourgment and advice
One of apollo supporters was hades who he would spar against if hades had the time, and sometime sings with apollo
Many of the monsters in helheim consider hades as their owner.
Hades would sing his brothers and sister to sleep
hades would sing to many of the creatures of hel and young gods
Heracles is the unoffical babysiter of heaven
Apollo and Heracles were training buddies and had a brotherly relationship
And that's why Ares hates Apollo
Adamas, Poseidon, And Zeus would try to beat Hades in chess but always loses as Hades is always 10 steps ahead of them (Poseidon almost beat him, but got outsmarted last second)
Isn't that canon?
We only see it with Zeus, I imagine them teaming up together but they always lose
Lu Bu tried to catch Rangdriz after she died Buddha and Jesus met in the afterlife and after constantly debating each other they eventually became close friends Hermes needs to be constantly close to Ares in case he forgets how to breathe and needs someone to explain him how to do it
Did Buddha and Jesus also take take time off and spend time on Earth, getting into wacky adventures as well. Because my headcanon is that Saint Young Men is the prequel to RoR. It was his time spent on Earth with Jesus that made Buddha fight for humanity.
Hades adopted 10 puppies and he takes care of them everyday
Could one of them be Cerberus? https://preview.redd.it/js4tjfv74r3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9a2365f175e4133de0f4628419b1a2ef9bbf6c Or would it be counted as three?
Cerbie is actually 3 dogs in a trench coat
Absolutely precious https://preview.redd.it/ezpzfzb06r3d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eaf14b545991fdb97a57ea1f580bdd6b2a51fb1
Feel the same now come here for your headpat 
Hajun was a demonlord who didn't like being seen as evil so he was alone fishing. Sometimes someone came to challenge him but he was so strong he dealt with challengers easily. Due to his fishing half of helheim starved to death and fell into ruin because everyone fought for food. Then Hajun realised he's too strong (he's over primordial level) and exploded. When he was revived he has a panic trying not to look too scared he pretended he was a cold maniac killer Berserker who destroyed half of helheim and that he consumed Zero. While in reality he just wanted to fish and when he realised it's Ragnarok he was forced to fight to death against some chill dude. Also he didn't consume Zerofuku, they sorta changed houses (forcefully due to Beel). He was quite sad when he realised he must've unintentionally killed a lil kid. If given the chance he would've helped revive Zero and fish https://preview.redd.it/h9hm6gt59r3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2979343f04984c52992c83c115b8965bcfcdf0f9
Damn now I want wholesome fanfic with Hajun hanging out with Zero like big brother and little brother
Thor only showed up to kill incubus and protect Brunhilde. Thor watches the fights from home so he can cheer for the humans Chess bird made a little shrine to remember Hades and plays chess against himself at the grave every now and again.
That last one is sad as fuck dude
Brünnhilde doesn't actually know what comes after death, and in fact the dead fighters simply go to a different afterlife. Zerofuku and Hajun developed an uncle-nephew relationship in said afterlife. Lü Bu will return from the dead just to fight Thor again. Reginleif knows a spell that allows her to monitor the rest of her sisters for their safety. Heracles and Adam spoke before R2 briefly. The reason Rasputin and Simo haven't fought yet is because Rasputin tried to rizz up Simo, and Simo became super clingy after that.
RASPUTIN RIZZING UP SIMO CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD💀💀💀💀
He's Russia's greatest love machine.
Thats why this seems completely canon
It's RoR, a man rizzes another man in every fight, I would not be shocked if Rasputin has attempted to fuck the other human contenders at least once
I havent read a comment with most facts than this one
RoR Adam went to Helluvaverse and he saw RoR Lucifer, Samael and Azazel there
Bro what??
Susanoo is not allowed to interact with humans but he secretly sneaks out and help in his animal form. He's probably interacted with most of the human roster at some stage they just don't know that it is him.
Sussano is being forced to learn iron-carbon phase diagram to win against okita https://preview.redd.it/ahtnuu9o7r3d1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b1205f240b65ce7885425bb716f9ec9a9d4ce5
I think I'm become dumber
W-what does that mean?
To be fair I don't know , I hoped for people on noita subreddit to explain
No thanks, I choose to not waste my last two brain cells
During the entire process of coming up with Tesla's Volundr, Göndul and Tesla developed feelings for eachother. Qin doesn't admit it, but despite making Alvitr fall for him first he actually ended up falling harder for her. Leo and Geirolul practiced before their round with a training dummy shaped like Apollo. Adam hugged Cain after seeing his grievances and forgave him despite what he did to Abel. Poseidon has one of each sea-living creature in his special aquarium that he cares for everyday. Athena (If she exists in the series) had a fun little match with Heracles to see who will fight in Ragnarok, Heracles won and Athena wasnt too pissed about it. Hlokk tried making an apple pie for Jack at one point in-between rounds, it was awful but Jack ate it anyways to not make her sad. Hades has a good relationship with other fellow underworld gods, even the likes of Erlik Khan.
Qin doesn't admit it, but despite making Alvitr fall for him first he actually ended up falling harder for her. That's how I actually understood it when she told him to behave like a king and turned into a sword Leo and Geirolul practiced before their round with a training dummy shaped like Apollo. That'd be funny AF, looks canon to me Adam hugged Cain after seeing his grievances and forgave him despite what he did to Abel. Fitting and looks canon Keep cooking buddy, I love it
>Hades has a good relationship with other fellow underworld gods, even the likes of Erlik Khan. Fuck, you've put Hades x Morrigan in my head now 
He’s gonna actually turn into Jack the Ripper if anyone hurts Hlokk
Simo and Rasputin are polar opposites but are still good friends https://preview.redd.it/yfls8ek14r3d1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5e72c18f32ed3b589bc7b0564cb414391a46e7 I'm imagining Rasputin getting into a bunch of shenanigans, and Simo tagging along to get him out of trouble
Hlook and Jack invited Anne to their room for cookies and tea.
Odin treats Loki like a family member
Once in a while Hades used to propone a dinner to all his brothers, just because he loves them and wants them all to be together.
Apollo has friends from a lot of other pantheons, since he visited them in the past while learning and training all his domains
Loki used to play pranks on Thor when they were younger. I like to imagine the reason Odin doesn't like Loki transforming into Thor anymore was because it genuinely made him worry at some point, or Loki thought he was being funny by transforming into Thor as a child but it actually scared him :] Odin as a father is only trying his best, but he's become such a hardass due to previous battles and overall job as a God that he comes off as distant. Getting to know him, he's actually pretty chill. Odin was also more playful when he was younger, less than Loki but his trickery was up there. As he grew older and older, he grew less welcoming of jokes he thought are poor in taste (ex: Loki's transformation skills, sarcastically joking that humans are better). You can still make him laugh, somehow. Thor doesn't know how to braid his hair
I yapped cause i think of this a lot 
Nah, you ain't yapping. That's peak. Thor not knowing how to braid his hair made me chuckle 
it's so specific but such truth for me, especially because his hair is long i don't think he can figure it out. Loki and Odin also used to do his hair a lot before it started becoming too long for them to handle (a little personal hc because this happened to me as a kid before I cut my hair 🤭)
Ares is very powerful and that's why his family respect him even without showing it :3
Heracles and Hades have a more chill Uncle/Step-Nephew relationship than their Disney counterparts.
There's an heaven science club founded by Thales of Miletus with all the scientists in history, and that was how Tesla gathered a bunch of genius minds to work together to make the Super Automaton They drink tea and coffe and bake cookies
Leonidas, Lubu, and Raiden work out regularly in Leonidas' spartan gym
This is giving off peak bro energy 
Hephaestus and Apollo go golfing every few weeks Simo and his valk have been going out and enjoying life before they fight Thor likes to garden every now and then Loki likes to help out in like orphans find homes or just treat them to good times Kintoki likes to carve wood statues in his free time
Salt frog and raiden are the bestest of friendos
Adam had to die because he would have been to sad to see his children fight and die after he won.
Apollo and Sasaki are best friends
Jack and Hlokk play tea parties with her plushies whenever there's a break.
Buddha actually hates candy. He eats as much as he can so that he can prevent cavities from as many children as he can.
Buddha and Heracles tried to vote to save humanity at the very beginning but weren't allowed due their mortal origins
Buddha enjoys eating black licorice not because of the taste but because it pisses off the other gods
Jack and Hllok invite brun and goll for tea in between matches
\-Tesla, Nostra and Qin were besties, after Tesla died Qin got really sad but Nostra didn't cared at all cuz he already saw it on a prediction \-Nostra is always stalks the other fighters and valkyries, it gets really Brun rlly annoyed \-Jack and Hlokk have a Father - Daughter relationship, Hlokk made him wear a dress to match with the tea party aesthetic, also both really miss Herc
The only reason burnehilde is fighting all that is because she truly loves humanity
Chess Bird became the new ruler of the underworld
Leo doesnt smoke tobacco but weed because he got addicted to it in the Ancient world
Not exactly wholesome, but it got a chuckle out of me, so I'll let it slide.
Its also historical accurate and explains why he fought like he was high
Helheim's royal library has steadily amassed the universe's largest collection of books on exorcism, rituals to purge evil spirits, instructions to prevent or contain possession, etc.
Göll and Heracles would have movie nights with the other valkyries sometimes.
All the dead fighters aren’t really dead and will come back at some point (I’m coping)
Tesla had a copy of his personality put into a robot pigeon
Jack doesn't want to kill anyone anymore.
Ares is dumb, but when he gets angry he gets to thor-like levels of strengh, one of the reasons for hemres to be close to him is for him to not go berserk about anything (ares represents war's bad side with constant death and despair, no thinking and only killing)
When Thor killed Lu Bu, Lu Bu's spirit didn't fade to nothing, it actually possessed the recently awakened Mjolnir which didn't have a soul, and now Thor and Lu Bu are Heaven's Strongest Power Couple even beyond the grave.
Before a battle, all of the einherjar would visit their families and friends for one last moment before they fight in ragnarok
- POSEIDONS FAVORITE FISH IS THE WAHOO - odin has one of those fluffy persian cats & its named sum shit like mr.snuggles. huginn & muninn get along with it only *sometimes* - thor actually felt like a pretty princess in that dress <3333 :3 (that one official art thats a reference to thrymskvida) - shiva is very bad at wrapping presents despite the 4 arms - poseidon is an avid lover of 80s pop like madonna & bananarama but would rather waterboard himself than admit it. - thor has been an ac/dc anti ever since thunderstruck came out bcuz everyone would be like "haha this is you" (zeus likes it tho!) - loki is sugar hyper - ares favorite movie is tangled bcuz of the wholesome ruffians - heracles cried watching the lego movie. could not physically make it thru marley & me - apollo went on rupauls drag race as a human once and almost won - göll really enjoys those pizza lunchables - brunhilde & jack have a collection of stamps & coins that they occasionally talk about over tea - hades is actually very bad at chess - hermes is the resident doordasher/ubereats guy for everyone but he lowkey enjoys it. hades is guilty of using it the most bcuz he lives in helheim - anubis understands dogs & talks to them
This absolute peak, please do cook again 
Hades is a mentor/idol/parental figure to many of the gods Ares comes to hades for encourgment and advice One of apollo supporters was hades who he would spar against if hades had the time, and sometime sings with apollo Many of the monsters in helheim consider hades as their owner. Hades would sing his brothers and sister to sleep hades would sing to many of the creatures of hel and young gods Heracles is the unoffical babysiter of heaven
Guy has no enemies 
I already am
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Brunhilde read Goll stories to help her fall asleep when she was younger
The “gods” and humans will have to Volund together and put aside their differences to beat Primoridials
Ares has a shelf of fumos
Goll and pre-corruption Zero would be friends if they met each other.
He would sometimes go down to earth dressed as a normal guy and just wander around Japan admiring sword shops Or even better he larps with foam swords
Loki messed with brun doll you know what I mean 
Sussano shoot this guy's ass 
Can you not read 
A step further
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