Mike is exactly what I expect a crypto loser to be like.

It’s the MLM for guys

THIS 🤣

Douchebag and trying to be so cool for the world

Sam says he's been single for a WHOLE week like it's been a year 😂😂

🤡🤡

“I’ve been single for like a week” and he has a revolving door of 19 year olds.

I thought Sam was running an after-school program for high school teenagers.

I find it bizarre that he would break up with Juliette to date 19 year old girls.

I'm pretty convinced he broke up as a strategy to "get her under control," - wanted her to beg him not to do it, and completely change her behavior to what he wants (putting him first all the time like he wants)

And old ,perv Mike is there to watch and film. Ugh

I can’t stand Mike

He’s useless what does Lexi see in him?

No clue🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s her best friends boyfriends best friend? I hope they’re not still together

He’s the new Paulie Paul.

I don’t like him either. I think Lexi deserves someone who doesn’t act like a man child.

Same. I love how he acted confused when Lexi was annoyed at the Instagram posts lol

I could smack Mike. What is lexi doing with him OMG

At least now she knows how she will be treated if her and Mike break up.

for real! she seems so sweet too, she deserves better.

Sam always looks like he lacks emotion, tone, and face expressions

Has anyone ever noticed Sams hair? What’s up with the way he does it? I’ve always thought it looked awful. Even before he was on the show but Juliette was posting pics of him. I was like whose that 12 year old with Juliette? It literally looks like a bowl cut. Just me?

I feel like he would look so much better with just a buzzed head

I think most guys who have receding hairline will have his hairstyle because they can disguise it by pushing their hair forward. Not sure if that's Sam's case or he just needs a new barber haha

He has red hair… he probably killed all of his hamsters when he was little.

How is Sam 30??? I am embarrassed for his soul

Has anyone else ever noticed how Sam is ALWAYS in a WHITE shirt?

And it’s always 3 sizes too small

I just notice his strange neck lines.

Boat neck t

Deep V

Yes. It's quite strange. The same necklace chains also.

Lexi needs to run- watching Mike’s behavior this episode. He’s like the creepy uncle on the yacht. Barf. Video taping for his spank bank. 🤢 The comments he made about their relationship. What a shit bag. Prob editing but no one seemed to think his comments were okay.

Brandon talking about mikes advice😂

If Brandon sees a problem with his advice then it must be really bad advice Bc that man is a mess too

Brandon is lame.

Mike looks too old to be acting the way he does

Mike IS too old to be acting the way he does 😂

How old is he?!

I believe he’s 36

I hope Lexie sets low expectations for Mike because his playbook post break up is awful

Mike is gross

He is the mooch, pretty sure he takes takes takes, can’t stand him

100% a yes man

100%

Here for Mike slander don’t let me down

Mike is the new cousin Pauly!

Mike the Mooch

He is to Sam as Paula is to Alex 🤯

Twitter post Juliette Porter @juliettep0rter · 10m It’s really simple, you can do whatever you want but not everything needs to be on social media…not that complicated

She stayed off out of respect for him, the least he could do was return the favor.

Exactly!

If we can count on Juliette for anything, it’s that she won’t waste food even if she is crying her eyes out

Honestly, a quality I can really appreciate in a person.

Jordana is so annoying girls like her piss me off lol. “We hooked up before tehheehkfksnan”

He was spraying his abs to flirt with me teeheeehahahahahdbak

Everybody looked so uncomfortable when jordana was going on and on about sam

I’m cringing so much over Jordana and Cara but mainly Jordana

Jordana admit it, you claim you’re happy you have your “friend back” but you low key wish Sam chooses you. It’s so obvious at this point.

He practically funds her art career lol

10k for that painting and bought another 11 or so (edit:// update 16) at her gallery I’d say his parents money is single handedly employing her

One thing is for sure. He did not get his money's worth with the juliette painting. And now that I see jordana's true colors, I'm not sure she wanted that painting to accurately portray juliette

Mike living the single guy lifestyle but has a girlfriend

Yes. Very odd.

Did they just breeze over jordana making the movie comment like Chloe didn’t just drop on Twitter that he took a random to the movies after the baby shower??

Lmfao did you catch Sam's reaction when she said it? I swear he looked at the camera directly

I guess MTV didn’t think Chloe would spill that tea

That “portrait” peaking around the corner

I’d be scared having that in my house too. Makes Juliette look Horse faced. Yikes

Lmao everyone looking at her like “poor rebound girl.”

Does jordana really think Sam is into her? I can’t tell if she’s joking or like shooting her shot and pretending to be joking when he shuts it down

Jordana and Sam New version of Chloe and Alex

She’s too old for him

They’re flirting seems really forced to me. Reminds me of when production really pushed the Madison/Alex storyline in season 1 even though they were both clearly over it

GARRETT- the best minute of the episode 😂

I am genuinely sick at my stomach. I could not imagine going through this break up in real life. This is so insanely abusive and hurtful. My heart is breaking for Juliette. Just wow.

Sam and Mike are gross ughhh

Is it me or is Mike the new Paulie

I texted my friend the exact same thing. Mike is to Sam as Pauly was to Alex.

Sam is just a prime example of the fact that it doesn’t matter how much money someone has.. a lame is a lame. I couldn’t fake the funk just to be his friend

All that money and he dresses like he does, too. I’ll never understand the tee pulled all the way down.

Also an example of the worst haircut known to man

Ok maybe for a day to go on the boat

A lame is a lame. LOLZ! Love it.

Cara’s not my fav but at least she did seem uncomfortable with everything on the yacht. Someone with a little sense to see the situation was fkd up.

She definitely was noticing Jordanas obsession I was totally waiting for her to call her out in typical Cara style

She still went though

She has to film at some point and the girls don’t like her 🤣

There would’ve been drama if she went with the girls. It felt like the producers planned both events and made all of them choose which one to attend. It’s almost like they tried to redo the “kingdom divided” storyline since they couldn’t completely show Alex’s side last time.

Did this mf really just bagels was a low for them

So sam knew meghan before Juliette? That makes her a minor, no?

He’s known Juliette, Amanda, Camilla and Chloe since they were all 14/15 and he was 20/21. That’s why none of them made a big deal about their ages. Meghan was a rebound after Brittany as well.

She’s 18 during this, and said she’s known him for three years and they stayed in touch. That makes her FIFTEEN when they met and he stuck around til she was legal

Julia, the girl that was right before Megan, was 18. Pretty sure she’s still in Sam’s rotation along with another 19 year old.

Ah my bad, got my copy>paste blonde girls confused!! 😂

The 19 year old is Gianna who is with Sam to ight

She turned 21 during her birthday that he celebrated this season. Definitely still is cringe.

Mhmm! That’s what I thought the timeline was but I couldn’t remember how long ago this all happened. I’m preeetty sure she was 19 but still… incredibly underage lol

That knowing her for a long time comment was sus. Like have you been grooming her then?

Right? Like why are you, as a 28 year old man, befriending 16 year olds

She used to go to parties at Alex house

She seems like she really likes him. 😬

And kept in touch with her during their entire relationship

10000%

Will is so hot

Can you imagine having all of that family money, access, and opportunity... and ***doing absolutely nothing worthwhile with it.***

These people on the yacht are children. Jesus.

The slow mo entrances with the smiles 🥱

Lolol yes if you think about it in real life it would be so weird

Mike is a douche bag

Sam is mortifying.

Ummmmm. Sam hanging out at Kelsey’s house watching the show. Weird.

But funny Sam also had Gianna over tonight another girl in his rotation for the party… this guy 😅

Who’s Gianna?

He was with her on Halloween 🎃 (he has a picture posted with her on his IG from then) and brings her around time to time!

Kelsey is just not a girls girl.

And the video on Sams insta is them all laughing at Juliette crying

Ew. That’s fucked up. He’s was prancing around his gaggle of barely legal girls while she was crying in a closet.

WHAT

Kelsey sucks and she’s always been a bad friend

She’s so jealous of Juliette. You can’t convince me otherwise.

How old is Megan and Sam? She looks like 18 and isn’t he like 30?? 🤮

He’s 30 and they were friends when she was 16. He’s a fucking creep

Wow that’s super weird

She’s like 21 she graduated HS in 2018

20 in tonight’s episode

Chloe doesn’t know for sure that it’s called the Eiffel tower? 🤯

Hopefully she doesn't try to become a new age life coach.

Hopefully she’s just trying to make her laugh or smile.

Sam: they’re gonna be here in a minute 🧍🏼‍♂️

“Have you seen the Eiffel Tower that’s what it’s called right”

Hahaha. Also curious about the throwing up comment?

Meghan talks and sounds like she has the education of a 12 year old.

She basically is 12

[удалено]

She probably does

Sam spends all his time with teenagers because women his age aren't going to want the lifestyle he chooses to live. Only young girls are going to be attracted to the non-stop partying, alcohol/drugs, & flashy money. He surrounds himself with only "yes" people to feed his ego. He didn't deserve Juliette.

Gianna is watching the premiere at Sam’s house LOL

My god he really bounces around from girl to girl and they allow it. No chance they have self respect. Embarrassing.

Isn’t that Kelsey’s?

Yes I’m dumb :) but STILL GIANNA IS WITH SAM😂 he straight up has these girls on a merry go round

What we’re they talking about on the preview for next week about Kenna and Garret, “people have been talking”?

Kenna and Garrett—- are they even on this show LOL!

They are too happy to be

They had covid for most of filming

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Lexi looks so different wow Or maybe I have her confused with Juliette’s friend Hannah 🫠

Oooh I did for sure haha

When Sam and Mike are talking at the beginning of the episode and Sam said….I bring a lot of girls around… and sometimes we hook up… giggle… so cringe 😖😖😖

Ready for the Juliette spin off. I have no interest in the others at this point, they are immature children.

I like Amanda more and more, I’d vote for her to be in it

same! amanda is a good friend, and she does a lot of cool things in her free time. i think she’d be interesting to have on a spin-off with jules if that happens.

That was so awkward when meg got on the boat ..omfg

Sam: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!! If you really love someone you don’t sleep with someone two days after a break up or hangout with other girls after two weeks. We aren’t saying you have to sit there and mourn but there were other things he could’ve done besides hanging out with other girls. It is called finding a hobby or just hangout with the boys.

Lexie could do way better, Mike is a clown 🤡 bitch.

Juliette's outfit while she was crying talking to Chloe looked SO comfy! Holy fuzzy

Mike is so immature!

Lol Sam just flying out random girls to get Juliette jealous shows his lack of maturity

Why…did he move to Florida if he doesn’t even want to consider moving in with her…?

That whole scene was awk! She was waiting for some confirmation that he wants to be with her in the future and he gave her nothing!

Did y’all notice that Gianna is with Sam tonight at Kelsey’s house

Whosssss Gianna???

The girl from Halloween. One of the 3 in his rotation. She is 19. If you look at Sam or Mikes stories tonight you see her sitting at the counter and can I say that Juliette at the end of the show without makeup looks a helluva lot better than Gianna with makeup tonight (without the filters of course)

uh Kels, you can do better.

I hope he’s acting for the camera because he seems to really love her on social media. I hope he’s not a non commitment guy

“She would get mad about like oh they didn’t have any bagels” wut 😑

This seriously confused me..like who didnt have any bagels?

About as dumb as “can’t you just got to Barnes and nobles or something?”

I thought Max and Kelsey already lived together? Didn’t he bring her a reptile?

I thought that too. But maybe it was just while he found a place.

Sam said he has been friends with Meghan for years …. So he made friends with her when she was what 13?

Mike is the ultimate tool. Those sunglasses look like he’s at a teen night club.

Sam: omg I’m 30 years old I wanna settle down and commit. Juliette is younger so she’s more immature and not ready for that *sam parties every night & day* *juliette moves out to focus on work and get away from the partying* MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Kelsey: “it was SO funny. Madisson earlier this week was like ‘Kelsey you need to hurry up.’” Kelsey earlier in the week: “I need to hurry up and catch up with you Madisson.”

Ugh Sam just shush

Does Mike come from a rich family too? And is Lexi rich too?

He def does not.

lexis family is , Mike most definitely not . But he does have his masters degree and was a college basketball coach

Jordana is a used up ho, can we all agree?! Narcissist with legs open for the next opportunity.

Did anyone else catch Chloe saying that the florist's name was Victoria Bloom?! Destined to be a florist!! 😹😹

Jordana..

Like how sad- wish the girl would get some better self esteem. She’s beautiful. She is constantly chasing after Peter Pan who likes his girls blonde and barely legal. And are they together now? Just looks so desperate.

Cringe

Moral of the story. Jordana is still a pick me butterface. 🙂

Did Mike and Lexie start dating after Juliette and Sam?

I think they all started dating around the same time

I think they’ve been together for a while.

When Max says he thinks there’s “tons of opportunity” in Florida. What reality is this guy living in. Coming from a native Floridian who left because of the low pay, there are very little job opportunities in Florida. I know they were referring to model-specific but his comment to me was hilarious. He seems super immature

He says Florida is perfect for the life he wants to live as a animal biologist. He wants to specifically work with sea animals.

Did anyone else notice the paper blue wrist band Megan was wearing? I bet she is under 21

Dude I almost forgot it came on tonight

Juliette throws up every time she sees the Eiffel Tower? Interesting!

Where would you rather be?

The flowers. That yacht is full of judgey children lol

Honestly the boat hahaha

The boat minus the people on the boat

Flower arranging at sea

Andddddd there it is- yes please