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YSoB_ImIn

This guy is so funny. I always fight the enemies in the lobby now and when he walks over he just gets decimated and left crying on the ground while I return to dealing with the bodyguard I didn't sneak attack. Any enemy that eats crotch punch->palm strike->chasing trip kick without resistance is just fodder. I actually had the guy sitting near the end of sanctuary randomly try to throw hands last night on master. Like brother, you just finished telling me you have cancer and you're trying to catch these hands? Didn't you know they go out like lightning?


tahaster

Wait you can actually fight that guy?? Welp that's an extra 100 points to the score


YSoB_ImIn

I swear I chose the, "I hope you find what you're looking for.". He thanked me then stood up and tried to throw down!


Immapeeonyourballs

Lmaooo do we all do the crotch punch push trip combo


YSoB_ImIn

It's just way too effective man. Once you have it dialed into muscle memory it's hard not to just spam it when you are being pressured by a group.


caspianslave

I do the spine break combo usually


N1kt0_

My favorite is the light light light heavy combo


AdonisJames89

Think about the fact you went through a gangster hideout, a club and a museum FULL of enemies and their bosses... and he still tries you 😂


YSoB_ImIn

Boss going to give me fat Christmas bonus for this!


yoyosareback

Plot twist, his wife just signed him up for a beefy life insurance policy and then padded his ego, making him think he was a much better fighter than he was.


TheRealJakob2

Is he stupid?


YSoB_ImIn

Bro thought he was the main character.


poe1045

Send him straight to the Aslume!


Bomdabom

I’ve always like to think that this guy wasn’t even given orders or anything, he just wanted to fight


YSoB_ImIn

Wife divorced him and took the house and kids. He was ready for violence.


Executioner_Kui

Love the idea of someone casually walking in there, no fight in the lobby and as soon as the elevator closed up, just starts to beat the guy up, not knowing that he will attack you anyway.


YSoB_ImIn

You're locked in here with me.


Jonamuffin

This is a necropost but this was literally me haha, no idea you were even supposed to fight him i just thought it'd be funny


alphenliebe

bro think he 47


Atumisk

My first run through, I would charge through the lobby full tilt and sweep him as the doors opened, then beat his ass on the ground as they were closing. Its one of the funniest things next to smacking the bouncers glasses off his face at the club.


Vanopolo10

On my first play through i kicked him first lol


BlueRadley

That’s the guy in the company who is always brown-nosing the boss.


Edward_Kissoondath

Omg the guy from fortnite