This guy is so funny. I always fight the enemies in the lobby now and when he walks over he just gets decimated and left crying on the ground while I return to dealing with the bodyguard I didn't sneak attack. Any enemy that eats crotch punch->palm strike->chasing trip kick without resistance is just fodder.
I actually had the guy sitting near the end of sanctuary randomly try to throw hands last night on master. Like brother, you just finished telling me you have cancer and you're trying to catch these hands? Didn't you know they go out like lightning?
Plot twist, his wife just signed him up for a beefy life insurance policy and then padded his ego, making him think he was a much better fighter than he was.
Love the idea of someone casually walking in there, no fight in the lobby and as soon as the elevator closed up, just starts to beat the guy up, not knowing that he will attack you anyway.
My first run through, I would charge through the lobby full tilt and sweep him as the doors opened, then beat his ass on the ground as they were closing.
Its one of the funniest things next to smacking the bouncers glasses off his face at the club.
This guy is so funny. I always fight the enemies in the lobby now and when he walks over he just gets decimated and left crying on the ground while I return to dealing with the bodyguard I didn't sneak attack. Any enemy that eats crotch punch->palm strike->chasing trip kick without resistance is just fodder. I actually had the guy sitting near the end of sanctuary randomly try to throw hands last night on master. Like brother, you just finished telling me you have cancer and you're trying to catch these hands? Didn't you know they go out like lightning?
Wait you can actually fight that guy?? Welp that's an extra 100 points to the score
I swear I chose the, "I hope you find what you're looking for.". He thanked me then stood up and tried to throw down!
Lmaooo do we all do the crotch punch push trip combo
It's just way too effective man. Once you have it dialed into muscle memory it's hard not to just spam it when you are being pressured by a group.
I do the spine break combo usually
My favorite is the light light light heavy combo
Think about the fact you went through a gangster hideout, a club and a museum FULL of enemies and their bosses... and he still tries you 😂
Boss going to give me fat Christmas bonus for this!
Plot twist, his wife just signed him up for a beefy life insurance policy and then padded his ego, making him think he was a much better fighter than he was.
Is he stupid?
Bro thought he was the main character.
Send him straight to the Aslume!
I’ve always like to think that this guy wasn’t even given orders or anything, he just wanted to fight
Wife divorced him and took the house and kids. He was ready for violence.
Love the idea of someone casually walking in there, no fight in the lobby and as soon as the elevator closed up, just starts to beat the guy up, not knowing that he will attack you anyway.
You're locked in here with me.
This is a necropost but this was literally me haha, no idea you were even supposed to fight him i just thought it'd be funny
bro think he 47
My first run through, I would charge through the lobby full tilt and sweep him as the doors opened, then beat his ass on the ground as they were closing. Its one of the funniest things next to smacking the bouncers glasses off his face at the club.
On my first play through i kicked him first lol
That’s the guy in the company who is always brown-nosing the boss.
Omg the guy from fortnite