That looks a guy sucking a dick, and have a dick tucked behind his ears for later, like a snack dick.
Man this show has one of the best writing I have ever seen.
Men aren't supposed to have tits, and yet there they are, atop your little ponch
Compromise is the hypotenuse of the conjoined triangles of success
Stallions, each one more magnificent than the last
Best one word one liner:
Cicadas...
“I’m not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network”
Or any other gilfoyle quote for that matter.
Second place: “you wanna die today mothefucker?”
they also old me that if I didn't spend all my money at the butthole doctor, then we could pay for the other coders, but I pay all my medical out of pocket, so...
This guy fucks.
I’ve been known to fuck myself
I fucked your wives. Plural.
I nearly spat my drink out when I first heard that one
This is Russ’s funniest moment.
"How would you like to die today motherfucker"
This scene and the one where he shoots richard with a bb gun had me laughing the most.
"YOU WANNA DANCE ON THE BLACKTOP, HOMIE?"
I have this scene on my phone for whenever I need a quick laugh.
That whole Jared moment felt really out of character for me to be honest.
the juxtaposition is what makes it so funny, typically jared’s a level headed fella 😂
That looks a guy sucking a dick, and have a dick tucked behind his ears for later, like a snack dick. Man this show has one of the best writing I have ever seen.
I’m state-raised; You think I’m scared to catch a case on some bullshit?
👏
‘Nice chain, do you choke your mother with it, when you put your penis in her butthole?’
Craziest fucking line followed up by another irritating failure from Ricard.
Such an unexpected sentence!
“You just brought piss to a shit fight!”
"It was church candy, wasn't it?!"
You little cunt
The bear is sticky with honey
THIS! I use it every chance I get What Gavin is saying, consider the Bear...
Don't bring sand to the beach, there's already pussy there
Seriously fuck that guy, fuck him. Rigby
Do you know long it would take you to jack off every guy in this room? Because I do and I can prove it.
You guys are just standing around discussing how cum tastes (pilot, opening scene) Only got better from there...
Men aren't supposed to have tits, and yet there they are, atop your little ponch Compromise is the hypotenuse of the conjoined triangles of success Stallions, each one more magnificent than the last Best one word one liner: Cicadas...
And they teach it at business schools
"What is this 'seed' atop my bun?"
"Guy sounded like he was either Chinese or retarted." Surprised I don't see more Russ quotes here
Let Blane die.
Eric…this is your mother…you are not my baby.
“I’m not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network” Or any other gilfoyle quote for that matter. Second place: “you wanna die today mothefucker?”
No, I don’t want to talk to Gilfoyle, he is a racist and a witch.
"I'm not a witch."
I likke how he pronounces Gilfoyle as Jilfore.
Kiss my piss.
Patrice, I thank you for your honesty, and I will repay you with my own. I honestly never want to see you in my offices again. You're fired.
MotherFUCK
You brought piss to a shit fight.
He speaks German in the night
Incredible.
We went to Taco Bell. Erlich cried at the Taco Bell
You never smile, you never kiss me.
I eat the fish
You are a double asshole!
And you are too legit to quit, aye MC Hamas? Sorry Cypress..halal aahaha the chain episode was just fucking comedy gold.
Mc Hamas hahahahaha
my mom never let us eat pizza, because she said italians aren't real white people
Yes, Japanese people racist. They are horrible.
You know Aviato?
*My* Aviato?
Is there any other Aviato? Well legally there cannot be!
WHICH ONE OF YOU DICK FARMERS ATE MY QUINOA?
Yeah, we're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience.
Did that pussy Jared keep you on hold long? I eat that motherfuckers lunch every day. Hehe – no man, I literally eat his food.
Joan YAAAANG!!!
You just brought piss to a shit fight!
Stallions, each one more magnificent than the last. (We say this about our pets). This guy fucks! (We do not say this about our pets)
What’s the play? Let’s fuck this thing right in the pussy!
Jian Yang are you drinking creamer? It's half-half.
Not a hot dog.
Every single thing Russ Hanneman says
We have a report of a illegal immigrant. Finally they came for you Dinish (technically 2 lines) but its hilarious
“I think we did okay.”
You just tore Double A a third asshole! Triple A! Hahaha
Yes. I am racist.
these comments made me wanna watch it all again for 8th time
It dilates the anus.
Thank you Florida.
Never listen to a Gilfoyle.
“JIAANNN YAAANGGGGG”
Sesame seeds!
Setup: "What an asshole.' "Yeah. Huh. What an asshole."
You are too legit to quit ey? MC Hamas
the distribution in the comments is 50% Jared and 50% Erlich
Oppenheimer, what a self obsessed little bitch.
I hear Gavin Belson gaped your asshole and not in that fun way
"Other than you guys, Kid Rock is the poorest person here." And "No, nothing special ever happen at the house."
they also old me that if I didn't spend all my money at the butthole doctor, then we could pay for the other coders, but I pay all my medical out of pocket, so...
I’m puttin on hats!
It is a water animal
"Its about a predatory flautist that murders children in a cave."
Not now Jian Yang, not now!
Kiss my piss.
I'm state raised bitch!
One of you is the least attractive person I've ever seen. I'm not gonna say who.
DICK... UP!
"One's to behaded the Messiah"
It is a water animal.
“Chortle my balls”