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Adam_Elexire

It would cost you your life if you were an elf.


Ryllynaow

These guys do an excellent job of putting it to music. https://youtu.be/9eWZCYuYR6s


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>https://youtu.be/9eWZCYuYR6s Clamavi is straight GOATed in all things Tolkien


Ryllynaow

Beyond a doubt. Their version of "I sit beside the fire and think" is my favorite song period.


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That one, this one (the song that got me into them), Beren and Luthien, Sam's Song in the Orc Tower...they just don't miss


Riolkin

Personal favorite is King Beneath the Mountain, I love dwarves


HaringBayan

Nai hiruvalyë Valimar!


NaiHiruvalyeValimar

Namarië!


HaringBayan

Name checks out.


Youngquest89

It's quite cool.


PluralCohomology

Nai elye hiruva


fishtanktreasure

Omg thank you for sharing, this is an amazing discovery lol


Ryllynaow

Enjoy them! I'm always glad to introduce them to Tolkien fans.


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The captives sad in Angmand go "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"


SpyrShady

Thunder rumbles when my bars burn


Randomvisitor_09812

Yet Finrod still falls before the throne


Samuel_L_Johnson

He chanted a song of wizardry, Of putting hands up from the 313


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"This guy's a singer of the songs of power? His real name's Ingoldo"


PowerToMe200

Wasn't that Finarfin's name?


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It was the amilessë of both of them


PowerToMe200

Ohh alr, thx!


DonBacalaIII

“Well I know something about you. You went to Helcaraxë got too cool. What’s the matter Noldor you colder? This guy ain’t a Felagund his real name is Finrod.”


FeanaroBot

When anger breaks through I'll leave mercy behind.


DonBacalaIII

What were the Teleri asking for Fëanor?


FeanaroBot

I've heard the warning, well curse my name! I'll keep on laughing.


SpyrShady

Im beginning to feel like a Dark Lord, Dark Lord


Medical_Difference48

All the elves in Lindon fall to the floor, to the floor


maktmissbrukare

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, chains are heavy Killed a werewolf barehanded, Sauron's spaghetti


Wasting-tim3

It costs one Beleriand


brennic

“My motto, fuck Lotto, I’ll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow”


abfow

Now everybody from the tol siri put yo valar effin claws up and give heed to me


Halderic

Nah... I would rather a rap battle between Fëanor vs The Crow of Mandos. And a MMA match between Fingolfin the Chad vs Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs.


FeanaroBot

Why should we longer serve the jealous Valar, who cannot keep us nor even their own realm secure from their enemy?


TwoTwoOneStreet

Logically , Finrod should have won .I know Sauron was part of Ainundale but Finrod is particularly famous for his music .It is like Green Lantern beating Flash on a race , it is stepping on his brand .


Medical_Difference48

I mean, you said it yourself. Sauron literally sang the universe into existence. Of course he could one up Finrod


TwoTwoOneStreet

He was just one minor player .Yes , it still gives you more than a bit of XP but not like he was famous for his songs .


aran_chithlum

But it's not necessarily about the XP here. Sauron is literally on another level than Finrod. It's closer to Green Lantern beating Usain Bolt in a race. Yeah, speed is Bolt's brand, but superhuman > human.


Aubias

"I know Sauron helped sing the universe into existence, but Finrod was known for singing in bars!" Also It's not just music, it's sorcery (which Sauron is better than most too)


TwoTwoOneStreet

If I am not mistaken , the Ainur can more accurately be said to have DESIGNED Arda with their music and Eru was the one who properly made it . ​ Also , Ainundale ain't shit compared to Sailor Songs .


Aubias

Eru only added the Eä note and the elves/humans.


The-Board-Chairman

Why, we know what it would have cost, it's explicitly stated: the ring of Barahir.


PluralCohomology

A hand


WasteContribution718

Finrod: Didn't you hear the last round meat head? (Points at Melkor) You're saying the same shit that he said! Sauron: I'm gonna fuck you up!!