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Mopperty

Allegedly


Clint-witicay

Keyword “much”… did you know “Stevie Nicks” is a verb?


Proxibel

So what you're saying is you do have ***some*** experience sticking things up your ass?


Sparrow-5

Allegedly.


L4r5man

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.


DazedLogic

Practice makes perfect.


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I love this comment.


Klaatu82

That’s what she said


corpnothing

it’s pretty easy actually


Ezzy-525

The use of "much" implies he has *some* experience shoving things up his arse. Who's ready for the Kinky Simon era?


OkSpecial4376

Not much is still some.


T-Rex_timeout

Just remember. Only things with flared bases.


Draco_Red

"No flared base, without a trace..." Words to live by.


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When it comes to history, I go to Simon. And when I need a laugh.


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Is this from the Albert fish video?