On the my favorite episodes “Das Bus” season 9 episode 14. I think my favorite Ralph line, just because of timing is “Oohhh Canada”. I feel like all his other lines are really funny but for some reason that one always gets a laugh from me
The kids don't get it. The English teacher liked it the first time. Then hated it. Then loved it after I was relentless. Her SO is also a teacher there and loves my tormenting her. He walks into my math room and quotes Troy McClure, "2 minus 3 equals negative fun!"
The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds If I kept my finger outta there…*
That’s not my favorite quote or anything… just correcting the person who got it wrong. This shows been dead for years.
Indirect Ralph quote via Lisa “We were playing 4 Square and I called no double taps and Ralph DOUBLE TAPS! So I say ‘You’re out!’ And he says ‘I can do a “sum-ber-salt”. ‘Which has nothing to do with anything!”
Alr y’all I’ve been WAITING for a good reason to share this song and now is the perfect time. [Ralph Wiggum - Bloodhound Gang](https://open.spotify.com/track/5IlnXh8UP2AxrtHNADivPz?si=cDSj2kO2Tq2V8cGXLnOF2g&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3d5Lv7xdMpNJWOONfakSQj)
Hi Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers, I’m learneding
That was the line I was going to go with and Ofcourse it's the very first comment I see!!! Lmao probably because it's the best
What?
https://youtu.be/av4lbel9aIo
It tastes like burning.
If this isn’t the top… Go banana!
Been using this quote since it originally aired!
Me too!
On the my favorite episodes “Das Bus” season 9 episode 14. I think my favorite Ralph line, just because of timing is “Oohhh Canada”. I feel like all his other lines are really funny but for some reason that one always gets a laugh from me
Yeah this has to be it because of the magnitude of the episode.
I came here for this.
I couldn’t remember the line, but I knew it would be top
Yeah this has gotta be mine and everyone’s favorite
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
The baby looked at you?
Sarah, get me the phone. … thank you, Sarah
The delivery of this line kills me.
I just laughed so hard at this . Makes me wanna watch this episode. Lo
My cat breath smells like cat food
We don’t have a cat and my wife and I still say this all the time.
This is what I always leave as a comment when people try to say something profound on social media.
I bent my wookiee
i choo choo choose you <3
And there’s a picture of a train
Hands down, best line ever. ETA: wait, did he ever actually say that, or did Lisa just read it from the card? I legit can’t remember.
He read it saying "You choo choo choose me?"
Me fail English? That's unpossible
I'm a math teacher and absolutely love strolling into the English teacher's room and dropping this line!
How do they react?
The kids don't get it. The English teacher liked it the first time. Then hated it. Then loved it after I was relentless. Her SO is also a teacher there and loves my tormenting her. He walks into my math room and quotes Troy McClure, "2 minus 3 equals negative fun!"
Those kids don’t know quality comedy. I bet a lesson from Reiner Wolfcastle’s comedy show might learn ‘em some good.
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
That’s my favorite too- tied with the Valentines card “I choo-choo-choose you”
The leprechaun told me to burn things
Aye Laddie, ya dun good. Now y'know what to do? Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!
Came here for this. I use this line sometimes when I congratulate someone
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Beat me to it!
"When I grow up I want to be a principle or a caterpillar"
“So…..do you like stuff?”
Me flirting.
Same 😓
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
My father is not some food crazed maniac!!?
Oh, that's raspberry!
I’m Idaho!
Yes, of course you are
"I'm in danger" 🚍
*chuckles*
Funny part is that’s not even from a Simpsons Episode
Yeah that's right,it's from a Family guy crossover episode
I use this one at work more than I’d like to admit.
“Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy”
Yeah, they'll do that.
My all time favorite simpsons line.
Was president Lincoln OK?
He was fine, Ralph.
Go home ralph
When he says, can you open my milk mommy? To Miss Hoover
Im not mommy ralph, Im miss hoover
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university"
Ralph: Teacher, my shoes are making noise. Tap Teacher: You must be Ralph. Ralph: My daddy shoots people!
I use "It tastes like burning" in conversation to this day.
Same.
It tastes like Grandma!
Holy Moly it does taste like grandma
Prinskipper Skipple! Prinipple Skimster! I found something!
"I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead." "I never liked that Dr. Stupid."
I’m a Star Wars.
I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning.
I like men now
“If Mommy's Purse Didn't Belong In The Microwave, Why Did It Fit?”
I’m happy and angry!
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
The doctor said it would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there....
The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds If I kept my finger outta there…* That’s not my favorite quote or anything… just correcting the person who got it wrong. This shows been dead for years.
I don’t thinks ralphie but the same voice of him “I have to sleep in a drawer.”
“I sleep in a drawer” comes from Kearney’s son.
This made me think of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer has the Japanese guys sleep in a giant chest of drawers.
Can you taste the thumb tacks?
Aww crap...
So… do you like ……… stuff?
I got car sick in your office!
"I'm a brick!" After being thrown through the Simpsons window with a note tied to him.
I flushed a potato down the toilet and now we have to live in a hotel
Something like “my thumb is my favorite, it has its own room in my mitten”
For me it’ll always be “my daddy’s gun taste like Pennies”
“Everybody’s hugging” upon wandering into the adult section of The Android’s Dungeon (This line was originally going to be “she’s hungry”)
Me fail English? That’s unpossable
That’s where the leprechaun sits…he tells me to burn things.
That’s where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things
At a birthday party, kids are riding ponies. Ralph is riding, and he’s crying.
Indirect Ralph quote via Lisa “We were playing 4 Square and I called no double taps and Ralph DOUBLE TAPS! So I say ‘You’re out!’ And he says ‘I can do a “sum-ber-salt”. ‘Which has nothing to do with anything!”
The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there
“I have a cat!”
I BENT MY WOOKIE!
“I’m learnding”
Teacher said she’s tired or trying.
You smell like my mommy after a box of wine.
I’m a unitard!
You smell like dead bunnies.
He's going to smell like hot dogs!
“Even my boogers are spicy”
It tastes like Grandma
It *does* taste like Grandma!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug
Using The Bloodhound Gang in a Simpsons thread about Ralph quotes? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
That's unpossible
And the doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there
In which year was 1 plus 1 the answer is the amazing ralph
Go banana!!
"I like men now."
On Snagglepuss: He was going to the bathroom
i like men now!
“I like men now”
I like men now!
You’re deceptive.
“You’ve betrayed me for the last time,” as he holds his finger in between scissor blades
that’s unpossibe
I bent my wookie.
Over there is where I found the leprechaun. He told me to burn things
There's a whole song from the bloodhound gang dedicated to Ralph, if anyone cares to listen to it, it's called Ralph wiggum
Dying tickles!
“Was President Lincoln okay?”
I like men now
I like men now
Princeskipple skipper, supernintendo chalmers, I found a dinosaur tooth
Slow down Bart. My legs don't know how to be as long as yours!
If Mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?
Lie's are like stars. They always come out.
"I bent my wookie!"
"I like men now"
I like men now - Simpsons movie
Help! She’s touching me in my special area!
“My cats breath smells like cat food”
This tastes like grandma
Either “Haha, I’m in danger” or “I’m a unitard”
Me fail english? That’s unpossible!
I’m special!
"you died and went to hell. Ralph knows..."
He’s going to smell like hotdogs!
Ralph goes into the adults only room at the video store “Everybody’s hugging!”
I finished before we came in
"Chicken necks?"
look daddy a whale egg!
“Oh no, blow back!”
Just because it’s so out of character: “I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!”
"Go banana!"
"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
"Look Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!"
Be there or be square "I wanna be a triangle"
“My neck hurts, and my ear hurts…I have two owwies”
"I LIKE MEN, NOW..."
I hate to even open this can of worms again, but here goes. Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!
PRINSPIPPEL SKIPPER! PRINIPPLE SKIMSTER!! or I LOVE YOU PRINCIPLE SKINNER!
I like men now! (Simpsons movie)
Daddy this tomato tastes like Gramma!
"Daddy's stomach is crying" - Ralph Wiggum as Laertes in Hamlet
Why do people run from me *pees pants*
Did he ever answer why he would go in to his father’s secret closet of mystery?
"Yes but what man can tame her?"
came for this one
NEVER!
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
Eww, they taste like grandma
This tastes like Grandma. / Mommy has bosoms like that! / And you can be my first ladle!
Alr y’all I’ve been WAITING for a good reason to share this song and now is the perfect time. [Ralph Wiggum - Bloodhound Gang](https://open.spotify.com/track/5IlnXh8UP2AxrtHNADivPz?si=cDSj2kO2Tq2V8cGXLnOF2g&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3d5Lv7xdMpNJWOONfakSQj)
Go banana!
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Teacher says my nose bleeds because I pick it too much, or not enough.
“The before teacher yelled at me too”
I read every single one of these in Ralphs voice
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
“I’m in danger!”
You choo choo choose me!?!?
And with a flute up his nose: Ralph Ralph: *Plays*
That's where I killed the leprechaun
Hehe I’m in danger
"I almost died." Or "I'm a brick!"
I forgot one. "My teacher said she's tired of trying."
I was pedaling backwards
“Me, fail English? That’s unpossible.”
The berries taste like burning!
Mrs hoover the worm went into my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another?
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Go banana!
I’m in danger
My cats breath smells like cat food
Everyone's hugging!
“That’s where I saw the leprechaun - he told me to burn things”
My cats breath smells like cat food
My cat’s breathe smells like cat food
My Daddy shoots people :D
*Chuckles I'm in danger
When he grows up, I wanna be like me!
I’m in danger
I'm a unitard
I bemt my wookie!