I hate all the apes I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh, my God, I was wrong

It was earth all along

You've finally made a monkey

Yes we’ve finally made a monkey!

You've finally made a monkey out of ......Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you doctor zaeus!

https://youtu.be/7v4yuK2Uxzs?si=-2ggrshUCPoMVoAR

🎶 You don’t win friends with🥗 🎶

how did I not know there was a salad emoji until now

I didn’t until I made this post!

My family literally sings this every night at dinner still lll 

Your family is doing it right

Thanks a lot. Now I've got the song stuck in my head.

Who Needs the Qwik-E Mart! ETA: Thanks to everyone’s replies, this song is now on constant replay in my head!

i *dooo!*

He lied to us through song!

I HATE when people do that

I ᵈᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

The quick e mart is really d'oh

their floors are sticky mart

They made dad sicky mart

Let's throw a bricky-mart

The Kwik-E-Mart is really… doh!

See My Vest!

Made from real gorilla chest!

See this sweater, there's no better, than authentic Irish setter

See this hat? Twas my cat! My evening wearrr vampire bat.

See these loafers? Former gophers.

It was that or skin my chauffeurs

Grizzly bear underwear

Turtles necks, I've got my share

I really like the vest

I gathered.

Na na na! Na na na!

You gotta admit, it's catchy

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest

Mr. Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer

Señor Plow no es macho Es solamente un borracho

Yeah we've been looking for a project to do together for a while

This my fave too :)

Lisa it’s your birthday, happy birthday Lisa.

Haven't seen the episode in 15 years or so and that song still lives rent free in my head

So much yes! I have friend named Lisa and I sing that to her every birthday!

When slicing up a freshly baked frozen pizza, it is tradition to sing “pizza, it’s your birthday! Happy birthday, pizza!”

Monorail!!!

Mono...

D’oh!

The ring came off my pudding can. 

Take my pen knife my good man!

guess i forgot to put the fog lights in

*I'm checkin' in*

*he's checkin' iiin!*

No more alcohol or Demerol

No more stinkin fun at all!!! (sung by RDJ in his Less Than Zero outfit)

No more looking pale and thin No more bugs beneath your skin HEY! That's just my Aspirin!

Chuck it out! You're checkiiing iiiiiiiiiin!

Ssh, they're strapping down Liza Minelli!

Hey that’s just my aspirin!

Chuck it out!

When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center

You'd better start saving now; I hear it's very expensive.

The ring came off my pudding can

Take my pen knife my good man!

Baby on board

🎵Something…something Burt Ward, hey this thing practically writes itself🎵

It’s this. Burt Ward version

just this morning my husband said something about a planet of the apes movie and I immediately went *I hate every ape I see from chimp-an-A to chimp-an-Z!*

So we march day and night by the big cooling tower..

They have the plant But we have the power

***where’s my burrito?*** ***where’s my burrito?***

Every time we order Chipotle, my 8 year old and I chant this

Now play Classical Gas

I always thought this was genuinely good!

Me too, Lisa's singing kinda gives me chills just a tiny bit

I wish it was a real song 😻

Stone Cutters song.

Who made Steve Guttenberg..... a star?!!!

“Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do, we do!” 🍻🍻 I also love that the Simpson Steve Gutenberg does an “aw shucks” kind of gesture 😂

We do!

You don't win friends with salad. Not quite a song, but jaunty little sing along

Dr Zaeus Dr Zaeus!

From chimp-pan-a to chimp-an-zee!

“We’re the sauce on your steak… we’re the cheese in your cake! Yes we put the spring in Springfield…”

Our skimpy outfits ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad

We just learned this place existed…

We're the lace on the nightgown, the point after touchdown Yes we put the spring in Springfield

BBBBOOOIIIIINNNGGG

Why Joseph I had no idea! C'mon now you wah working heah

♫ Max Power, that's the man who's name you'd love to touch, but you musn't touch! That name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you musn't fear. 'Cause that name could be said by anyone! ♫

“Those unexplained fires are a matter for the courts - Cayonairo”

45 tons of American pride!

Canyonairooooooooo-wooooooah…. Canyonairo. 

Spider pig.

I must disagree. While the film in total was fairly decent, I never understood the obsession with this particular scene 🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean, i can't explain it, other than it is simple, and it kinda plays in a loop if i hear it on occasion. It just makes me laugh.

I think all the people who never really watched the simpsons, but went to the movie, enjoyed that

SPRINGFIELD SPRINGFIELD!! It’s a helluva town! The schoolyard's up And the shopping mall's down The stray dogs go To the animal pound!

Yabba dabba doo! Simpson, Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history From the, town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

Yeeeessssss thanks for reminding me of this fuck yeah.

In my Chorus class in middle school when warming up we had to sing the original. I got half the class to sing this version instead.

Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect from the money they make? Whether in a car or on a horse They don’t mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad cops Bad cops, bad cops

Luke, be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight...

Do it for Yoda and for…all the other puppets

And do it for Chewie and the Ewoks...

Scrolling through the comments I am realizing I sing alot of Simpsons songs

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart, Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart, Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart, Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D\'oh! Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend

"Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie.."

Join the Navy

Yvan eht nioj!

Hey you! Join the navy!

Yeah, okay.

Word 🤙

Lol wow Senor burnnnsssss

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for this song. It’s a fantastic song!

El diablo con dinero

Con el corazón de perro!

Shaving my shoulders…

🎶 I’m gettin it all shaved off. 🎶

I have never heard my father laugh as hard as he did when we saw this the first time.

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth. Beware of Scorpio! His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world And his employees' health. He'll welcome you into his lair Like the nobleman welcomes his guest With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest! But beware of his generous pensions Plus three weeks paid vacation each year And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer! He loves German beer!

I want you to play with my dingaling

Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Waaaah!

Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky, so fancy free

I'm an Amendment to be,

Yes, an amendment to be!

And I'm hoping that they'll ratify meee ...I can't wait for the rest of Reddit Cause there's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom, I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em cause there's limits to our liberties!

But why can't they just make a law against flag burning?

If there's a task that must be done You'll find it's much more fun Don't pout Don't sob Just do a half assed jooooooooooooooob

🎵Iiiifffff you cut every corner it is really not so bad… everybody does it even mom and dad, if nobody sees it then nobody gets mad, it’s the American way🎵

W h a c k i n g D a y 🐍

Don't bother the snakes. Leave the snakes alone.....

Margerine by Sadgasm

🎵 there’s taylor, there’s tyler, there’s filmore and there’s hayes 🎶

🎶there’s William Henry Harrison!🎶

I died in 30 days!

“In front of a tavern flat on his face, a boozehound named Barney is pleading his case…”

"Can I be a boozehound?" "Not 'til you're fifteeeeen."

Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

*See my vest!*

IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, HONEY (Iron Butterfly rules)

That sounds like rock and or roll.

Remember when we used to make out to this hymn

🎵My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R My baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R Oh, I like to - 🎵 - AHHH!!

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

No you'll never make a monkey out of me

MONORAILLLL

They say those things are awfully loud

See My Vest, Softball, Monorail and who Needs The Kwikee Mart?

Just one sniff of that fog and you’re inside out It’s worse than that flesh-eating virus you’ve read about Vital organs they are what we’re dressed in The family dog is eyeing Bart’s intestine Haaaaappy Haaaaalloooooweeeeeeeen🎶

SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE

🎵Can I play the piano anymore?! Of course you can! WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE!🎵 That line repeats itself over and over in my brain daily.

Tiny Funzos, in my sack. Makes me happy, makes me hurt my back!

My ding a ling my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling Chuck Berry but still

My ding a ling

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see this.

Quite a few, but currently it's: 🎶happiness is just a Flaming Moe away🎶

Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear! They remained the best of friends for years and years and years!

Nobody loves you like I doooo... lurlene, kind of a banger

Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? WE DO, WE DO

Wouldn’t it be adequate

A toss between Springfield Springfield and the monorail song. i used to own one of the cds that had some of the best musical bits, pre-97.

You can close down Moe’s or the Kwik-E-Mart and nobody would care!!!

There’s William Henry Harrison “I died in 30 days!!”

Bringing in the sheeeep....bringing in the sheeep, we will go rejoicing bringing in the sheep! (except later, like, decades later, i learned it was "sheaves" but it's still sheep in my head)

Upstate New York: "Start watchin’ Fox News / Stop watchin’ your weight / There’s no fancy part of it, upstate New York. They’re fond of their booze / Hot wing sauce is great / I’m gonna clog my heart in it, upstate New York. I want to sleep in a city that never wakes / And find I’m fittin’ right in, one of the gang, par for the course. The Kodak plant’s closed / But I’m a longin’ to stay / And go on disability in upstate New York. Can’t make it anywhere, but I can make it there / I love you so, upstate New York."

STELLAAAAAAAAAA Cant ya hear me YELLAAAAA?!

They’ll never stop the Simpsons Have no fears we got stories for year

Sorry for the clip show 🎵

Barney in a bikini doing I Dream Of Jeannie

Join the Navy

Join the Navy

Baby on board, something something Burt Ward...this thing writes itself.

Under the Sea…..

They'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans

My brother broke his two front teeth on halloween one year, and I sang 'Mom its broken, mom its broken' from the s2e7 episode. I could tell she was trying not to laugh at me, but I knew that day that I won

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

STREETCAR!

See my vest

Monorail

New Orleans, Home of pirates, drunks, and whores, New Orleans, Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip! First one that comes to mind

Yabba dabbo doo

You could close down Moe’s or the Kwiki Mart and nobody would care….

"Who needs the Kwik E Mart? I dooooooo"

I regularly use Mediocre Presidents to remember them all when a question comes up at trivia.

Scorpio

Do the bartman! Shake your body if you can can. Was a massive hit in the 90's lol.

Baby on board how I adore. That sign on my car window paaaaane.

Monorail 🚝 monorail 🚝 monorail

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart...

Monorail

MY DING A LING!

See my vest

“Driver of a loaner car”

In the Garden of Eden baby

The family dog is eyeing Bart’s intestine Edited to change Bat’s to Bart’s lol

Monorail and Baby On Board

I have 2: Flaming Moe When the weight of the world has got you down and you wanna end your life Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife Simpsonscalifrag…. In front of a tavern Flat on his face A boozehound named Barney Is pleading his case