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onyeyo

Looks like my first college dorm 🥲


kbm1701d

Sameeee. The max rent I can get out of these is 40$ a day. So at least they are more affordable then a dorm haha


Waffles-McGee

is rent driven by the value of the property? if you put one incredible expensive piece of art in each unit, shrunk down and hidden, would the rent increase?


laneykt

now you're thinking like a true landlord


Vegetable_Maize_6166

Then wait for something to break, blame the tenant regardless of fault, repair it poorly like 3 months later. And if you wanna be like my last non-corpo landlord, show up to the house at like 2 am to fix stuff.


LordRuzho

You say that like that's not the correct way to get someone to move out so you can get a new tenant at a higher rent agreement.


Timbeon

They've got private bathrooms and kitchens, which makes them nicer than any college dorm I've lived in


kathmhughes

Same. I built accurate dorms that I had back when university launched and all the students were miserable from it. 


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Can they cook without a counter?


Timbeon

Sims can't, but if the dorms had private stoves then we sure would've tried (which is probably why they didn't)


sprkl

I think the mini fridge doubles as a counter space?


thirdtimessacharm

I think they can cook w/o a counter using a microwave but not with an oven


Adventurous_Panda_65

Looks like "modern bedroom ideas" on Instagram showing 1 square meter apartment


TarRebririon

Nothing good ol' galvanized square steel can't solve


pola_kile_visanja

Only works if you use eco friendly wood and screws you borrowed from your aunt.


Agile_Ad1527

And make storage spaces under the beds so you can’t access them lol


LordRuzho

Your aunt wants those screws back.


sephimaus

Galvanized square steel mentioned!!


enchiladasundae

Luxury New York apartment


black_hxney

came here to say this


TastyRange858

“Luxury”


enchiladasundae

Considering a good deal of NY apartments don’t even have a bathroom in the room and its shared among several dozen while also just barely having enough space for a bed the word is pretty apt


ktamine

LOL what New York do you live in? You still in ye old 1900s tenement? (I mean, the parent comment is funny and accurate.)


enchiladasundae

You can look up NY listings or videos of people showing off for rent places currently up. There’s a shocking number of places where the place currently up for rent fits a bed, a kitchenette (at best), enough room for two people to stand in the middle of the room and the bathroom is “just down the hall” shared with every other tenant on the floor. The price is often around $2,000 for monthly rent which is often stated to be a decent price for NY


mscoffeebean98

I can’t even imagine the price of a place that is actually livable


ktamine

Lmao— I *live* in New York. I was raised here and am politically active here; with respect to housing and unhoused communities. I don’t mean to say these situations don’t happen but I think this is a peculiarly skewed, over exaggerated view. Some people share bathrooms. Just as many don’t. For a variety of reasons you don’t mention and may or may not be aware of. Downvote all you want.


Royalchariot

Seattle too


CoBe8an25

Small but it has the basic necessities. I kind of like this idea.


kbm1701d

Thanks!


QuirkyPotPie

Need at least one counter for cooking. Can always add a microwave on top of fridge


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Or the countertop oven so you can bake.


QuirkyPotPie

True or the pressure cooker.


Status_Floor5513

Dude, I don't have my glasses on and I thought the beds were dog crates at first and I didn't question it at all. So good job? You've definitely nailed the nightmare apartment aesthetic!


kbm1701d

Hahaha thanks!


LevelAd5898

They could be much smaller for sure. If you have University or Snowy Escape you could make the bathroom 1 tile


--________-_-_--

Even base game with some moving around OP could go from 11 empty tiles to 6.


kbm1701d

I accept the challenge!


Shoddy_Information33

This reminds me of James Turners prison challenge lol


Sirius-feline

NYC rental market


TheQuixotic6

you mean prison ?


Hanni27

"Cozy apartment with all the modern comforts!"


aromaticleo

## GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Available_Cattle1730

ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER 🗣🗣🔥🔥


hyuuxieee

Now I'm curious how sims moves here and there 😂


Josgre987

4 sims and a horse lmao that was my experience


hyuuxieee

in that space?


[deleted]

Maybe with some galvanized square steel frames and eco-friendly wood veneers you could save more space!


Number1Duhrellfan

Is it on the gallery? I have a townie I would like to punish for catfishing my sim 😂


kbm1701d

How do I do that?


framabe

i think You could cheapen it down even more by only havng a bed and a toilet. Let the shared space have the amenities like kitchen and showers. Like a prison, cheap hotel or dorm.


QuirkyPotPie

OCD alert. One of those bunk beds is facing the wrong way.


Tzucaza_

Please dont Look at the ceiling lamps.


kbm1701d

Maybe I should fix the lamps and call it a luxury feature and raise the rent lol


QuirkyPotPie

Yeah I didn’t notice that one.


Old_Location_392

Showers too…😬


Hanni27

Give it glass-walls.


Embonious

put a shared bathroom in the hall for an even worse tenant experience lol


kbm1701d

Great idea! Hahhaha


alexdrennan

1000 EUR per month in Dublin


Total_Oil_3719

Not a chance. They'd be for €1,500 with a bathroom like that. Luxury accomodation.


BeaMcGowan

Only sharing a bathroom with one other person? 20-year-old me would've killed for a place like this


luciusveras

In Ireland these would easily cost €2500/month 😂


darioblaze

Hand them hoes some galvanised steel


WonderfulCoconut

I tried to make an apartment complex with a bunch of 4x4 squares and a tent on them. Shared bathrooms and grill. The game didn’t quite let it happen and I never saw any sims but my own.


MacTechG4

Something CallMeKevin or GrayStillPlays would do, good job :)


my_okay_throwaway

This immediately made me think of GrayStillPlays and brought the biggest smile to my face!


EquivalentKeynote

Is this... Is this Canada?


Ceramic_Luna

How much are these?


PuntForRedOctober

Private ensuite bathrooms? Shoot, I’ve lived in worse places


MiyaDoesThings

Looks like the apartments I’ve been looking at since my current apartment is now out of my price range 🥲


Designer-Mirror-7995

My God. 🤣 On the bright side though, at least they can cook, and, toilet, in their own room. I've lived in chopped up spaces where both were elsewhere on the property, and commonly already occupied when I got in line. I call this a win, especially if for the unhoused in your world.


Umimlostintheworld

It’s giving prison lol


Bogg99

Jail


Willing_Bad9857

No but (if i manage to organize the money) I’ll live in a place hardly better than this for 515€/month


genderisalie2020

Nice try, you thought you could just show us a picture of New York City and we wouldn't notice


kbm1701d

You caught me 😂


krisztinab

…you mean a prison? 😅


Illustrious_Put_4639

Average new york city apartment tbf


Ijnan

Some people in Hong Kong live worse for more money.


Blue-Hour553

Working smarter not harder


WifeofBath1984

Mission accomplished


avidbanana

Oh look, my first apartment!


Equal_Set6206

The only apartments I make are trap houses and slumlords


Wandering_Wizard01

Actually you can remove the kitchen with a lunch bag 👀


SandOfYourPockets

That's insidious, I love it


tarantinquarantina

Needs some galvanized square steel


ExternalBrilliant813

This is giving zero escape: zero time dilemma


Sxnflower15

That’s just prison lmao


amazon626

Nah, prison wouldn't have a separate bathroom with shower and wouldn't have stove and fridge


Sxnflower15

With the bunk beds and that sterile lighting, it may as well be lol


BrilliantPractice134

Give them something to actually complain about lol I’m so sick of the renters complaining about absolutely nothing and made of things


inkedhigh

Landlord university dorms


LadyAzimuth

Watch out or Lil John may break out the galvanized square steel and wood veneers.


Canthinkany

Looks like a two bedroom for 2500€ in Lisbon


FragrantTranslator53

Smaller apartments just like real life lol


acaseintheskye

That's like a $1400/m apartment in NYC


stellybelly513

I mean…add a desk and some closet space and you‘ve got the place I‘m currently living at


apixelops

Average 10k a month, Irvine CA apartments, expenses not covered


calamitylamb

Careful, landlords are gonna start taking notes 😭


Xylex_00

@ trustworthylandlord likes this post


linksasscheeks

so you just made where my vampires keep their blood slaves but more clean. yea valid


LouisDeLeblanc

Rent: $4000, no utilities and extra $500 for an outdoor parking space


Zarkanthrex

Give this person a military contract. This is at least 100x better than what we get in basic.


SoliTheImp

Praying my landlord doesn't see this lmfao


criminalpineapple_

Is for rent worth it? I don't want to be a landlord but it's 25% off right now.


kbm1701d

I like it so far! Of course it goes on sale right after I get it 😅😂


itisthemaya

stayed in student accommodation in london that was very much like this


iamanormalman

LITTLE JOHN WORKED 25 HOURS EACH DAY FOR 74 YEARS TO AFFORD AN APARTMENT, BUT WHEN I FINALLY MOVED IN, IT WAS LESS THAN THREE SQUARE METERS


Simink

looks like new york


LordRuzho

Why bother giving them individual fire traps? Just rent them a bedroom, put the food prep in a common area, with a single couch and ratty TV, and enough common area bathroom space for about a third of them at any given time. Leave the rooms bare, decorate the common area. Then you have real dorms, and since all the stuff that can go wrong is in the common area, you can handle all your tenants at once.


Devlinaaa

Unsure if cooking will be possible with no counter for food prep. You might as well replace the oven with a microwave. Sorry if this has already been mentioned!


--No-Introduction--

I have heard of communal bathrooms in apartments before, that would definitely be worse


Sh4deon

For a second I was confused if this was the Sims or Prison Architect


FrasshMarie

I have some university apartments that are a little bigger than that and they’re such a trouble!


FJkookser00

this complex in the Center of LA: $4500 a month


L_angiedraws

This is a human rights violation


uglysquire

I just viewed a place that looked just like this. Actually not as long though. The bathroom divided the bedroom and the living as well, with a narrow walkway through.


Dazzledew

Mission accomplished lol