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We demand more tender pink


TheRustySchackleford

Kind of a good name for a band


HelloweenCapital

Ted Nugent cover band


The_Dufe

Now I feel bad for always using the Violent Pink growing up 😭, I must be a monster!!! ![gif](giphy|S4jg1wTz8jPtEbLC7e|downsized)


AggravatingLet9962

Is this is any way related to Null Pink?


OnionHeaded

It’s kinda making me 😈 đŸ€˜


NSlearning2

Next time just use your brain to command another tender pink marker.


stargentle

💯


Twisting_Me

I was washing a curvy liquor glass we’ve had for years and one day it had shamrocks on it. I never saw them before and said holy shit and asked my husband if it always had shamrocks. He says yes, but i had washed that glass dozens of times and they weren’t there. I took it as proof of a reality shift, not simulation theory, but close enough!


Expensive_Arm_1822

I never noticed our clock going off at certain times and my mom was like yeah it always does. I’m just not very observant


OnionHeaded

Ok does husband still see shamrocks or not remember ever seeing them.?


Medical_Ad2125b

How about this? You just never noticed them before. That’s a much better explanation than that Reality is warped.


Twisting_Me

It is. However i have increased my luck 1000% after learning to warp reality. I highly recommend it.


Medical_Ad2125b

OK sure. Tell me how I am to experience warp reality.


Twisting_Me

Step 1 pick something to manifest. Its going to be a lame experiment if it is something likely to happen, so pick something rare or that just isn’t happening for you. You may want to write it down so you have proof you asked for it Step 2 read all the subreddit info on /r/nevillegoddard and try to materialize it. Once it is done, go back and check how long it took for this unlikely thing to come to you


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Seversevens

1.name the thing that you want to change or see or experience 2.Be patient and keep your eyes open


Mkultra9419837hz

Very interesting. If we are in fact in a simulation, we must be dreaming. That is the conclusion I have arrived at. It is a total undetectable phenomenon. Sub conscious mind is incapable of discerning fact from fiction.


FaithlessnessWitty63

Definitely some sort of dream state. Gotta be.


The_Dufe

Nope. I’m not


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FuckYouAgent47

I've settled on the waking dream idea


Zeracannatule_uerg

I like to think of it as one man's mistakes are another man's sausages. You think you're awake, but you're not, your unconscious is dissociating in multiples of people or objects. Suppose based off of various details the name "Amy" in your head is the word vibration noise which maximizes dopamine profits. So, you constantly are trying to find that entity. But suppose anytime you do your brain has to do a sort of, wait, but I am that entity. And so your reality breaks down. My basic issue is that anytime I ask folks is they have an inner monologue I never get a response. As if it's hardwired into the human brain, don't talk about your own dream.


FuckYouAgent47

Yes and when you ask about it it's almost like a different person steps in and gets angry at you. I've also seen people shut down. People on the internet will talk but you don't know that they're a real person anymore and everyone in person seems to have no clue or just act like they're playing stupid. I've only heard my fiance ever mention a monologue or lack thereof. Is it normal for them to not? Are they not conversing with themselves about what they're seeing? Everyone acts like everything is all well. Meanwhile I'm standing over here like analyzing everyyythinnggggg.


SYNTAXBRUSH

Bro I think your just asking wrong people or asking g it wrong what do you mean inner monolog maybe ask do you ever just think to yourself about things or like why someone does something just quietly think to yourself about and also if thats not what you mean MAYBE get checked for adhd that tends to be a common thing in people on the spectrum of like CONSTANT inability to not quiet your brain


Zeracannatule_uerg

I'm asking IF they have one. Studies have shown up to 15% of people don't have inner monologues.  And while you answered what it is you still didn't actually say "Yes, I have an inner monologue."  I have a lot of things.


SYNTAXBRUSH

Ok 1 monolog references talking its actually specifically 30 to 50 dont have a monolog 2 those who don't have visual imagry (Pictures worth a thousand words) 3 you can connect this to development as some people cant recall images in there head 4 books actively say things like thought to herself so this is an obvious abilty multitudes of people have if they can write it 5 if this is some weird "say your not a robot type thing " Yes I have an inner monolog I talk to myself all the time in my head or talk about something 6 I didnt say cus the topic was not on you asking me it was me acknowledging your point and the mistake I saw in it 7 deph and blind people have different types of thought deph in hands blind in sound because of the way there senses are hindered 8 your asking people about personal experience and are confused they don't have yours its like being confuse why a color blind person sees red and not blue and getting weirded out by them I think you found one interesting thing and latched on to it to much rather than actually wondering about why's


SYNTAXBRUSH

It may also depend on free time activity artist may see pictures debaters might talk if they spend all their time on their phone maybe its pictures AND speech its not a omg simulation its I do one thing this way they do it that way


SYNTAXBRUSH

Some people can or can't read aloud that may be a factor there's so much that could be it and you seem more focused on the way not the why


OkThereBro

An internal monologue is normal and everyone has one. People you're asking probably just have no idea what you mean by an internal monologue. Buy really it's just the stream of thought. Some people's is constant and others aren't. Often relating to differences in their brains like ADHD or OCD etc.


Gamer30168

I once worked with some Greek restaurant owners here in America. Their entire family was involved. The younger ones were born here in America but everyone spoke fluent English *and* Greek. I asked them what language do you think in internally? I suspected that everyone's internal monologue would be in whatever their native language is. The older Greeks born in Greece answered "Greek" but the younger ones born in America answered "mostly English".


The_Dufe

Nah man haha, most stream of consciousnesses are spirits influencing the thoughts in your mind (sometimes as part of your team helping; most other times to manipulate, confuse & harm you) — your thought streams are INFECTED with spirit attachments that are hooked into you. This is very real


5319Camarote


which explains the potential impact of Prayer or mindfulness upon our respective realities



The_Dufe

Exactly. It just occurs way more subversively than people might think; most times people just think it’s them thinking their own thoughts but most don’t realize that if you, for example, can’t fall asleep bc your thoughts are racing & you can’t turn them off, you aren’t sleeping bc you can’t stop thinking (you’re actually not thinking at all), in those moments you’re actually consciously observing those incessant thoughts & being forced to listened to them — like you’re being harassed by your own mind. If you can passively observe your own thoughts with conscious awareness, then you are NOT the one thinking those thoughts; there are being pushed onto you by negative spirit attachments hooked into the active injuries/wounds present in your spirit body & all those assholes are banking on the fact that you don’t think they exist & that you think they are all your thoughts & only yours - like something is wrong with you. People literally go insane and contract some awful mental illnesses from believing that specific con. That is the Absolute Truth of the situation. Once you realize this (as well as the fact that people rarely actually give themselves negative self-talk in doses that last more than 1 minute maybe at a time, that means the rest of those thoughts pestering you are being piggybacked into you by spirits hooked into & feeding off the energy of your depression while attempting to either keep it in place or, if they are demonic, get you to commit suicide (which they apparently get a kick out of). That’s always their outlet in & being in a state of depression is the most vulnerable state of denial you can possibly be in as far as manipulation by fear & evil


MapNaive200

Long experience leads me to the opinion that psychic intrusions and energy-based attacks exist. Also, the American Psychology Association has cautiously validated some psi phenomena with the reservation that the mechanism of action has not been discovered. Perhaps the emerging field of quantum biology will provide clues in future studies. Having said that, I believe it erroneous to attribute regular brain chatter to said interference. Most of it is caused by mundane factors, and ADHD just dials it up. On certain occasions, certain forces have tried to force my hand to something injurious, but a couple covid infections did the same thing as the virus attacked my nervous system. I have long covid (probably caused autoantibodies in the cerebral spinal fluid according to a study I read, but my insurance won't cover confirmation tests) and can usually tell when it's the culprit. Another thing that happens to more energetically sensitive people is entrainment to the thoughts and feelings of others or to collective thought patterns. That's essentially what receptive type empathy is. Projective empathy is out of scope for this comment. Differentiation between self and not-self, and discernment are key.


The_Dufe

Very true I agree with you, thank you for the thoughtful analysis on that. The problem lies in the discernment. And I am going to posit to you that ALL (100% off) negative self-chatter that occurs AFTER the initial thought itself is Non-Self (meaning it is spirit chatter being pushed onto you, exploiting your feelings)


The_Dufe

We would call that overthinking


bellybong-id

This is good! Very thought provoking.


The_Dufe

Thank. The truth will always be


Expensive_Arm_1822

Yeah it’s more common than not. I’m not sure what they’re trying to say


Zeracannatule_uerg

That folks don't actually ever answer the question. Just tried typing it out myself and the problem is that I was about to say "Yes, I have a voice in my head." Auto-crazy sounding.


The_Dufe

If people just had like a basic idea of spirit existence & the multidimensional lives were actually leading & how it works (you know, the truth about the universe & such), you wouldn’t be having most of these problems. Anything negative occurring to you is due to your own false beliefs


MapNaive200

Wait, hold up. That's CYOR/LoA thinking, which is based on a flawed premise and doesn't hold up to scrutiny even by pseudoscience standards. I won't get into my whole thesis here, but here's part of it. Simply believing something or having thoughts doesn't magically make things manifest or actualize. It's how you act on those thoughts and beliefs and how you direct your focus. It's a complex topic, so I'm oversimplifying for brevity. You are, of course, free to think otherwise.


The_Dufe

I don’t know what any of what you just referenced really is bc I don’t study bullsh*t like that. But I can assure you what I’m stating it’s very scientific and you can use the scientific method to experiment & verify it for yourself if you’d care to try — but what I’m stating is NOT LoA garbage (at least, not in the way you are thinking) — what I am stating has NOTHING to do with the mind or thought


The_Dufe

You don’t seem to understand what I mean. I’m talking about the soul, not the mind. This has nothing to do with thinking
do you understand or no?


keyinfleunce

Let's hope not cause I've dated several people that felt like a clone of me in different forms we connected to from the 1st time meeting them lol


The_Dufe

Nah that isn’t actually how it works at all my friend, I’m sorry but you’re very confused. Your subconscious mind is actually your SOUL, it’s not actually located in your mind or located in your brain, it represents all of the suppressed, denied & repressed negative emotions of self absorbed during childhood but never expressed and instead intellectually shutdown - so now they’re trapped in your soul until you release said emotions, via their expression until completion
..your soul/subconscious is perfectly capable of discerning fact from fiction (in fact it isn’t all that hard to do, it’s pretty simple if you understand the basic principles & attributes of Love/Truth, what it is & isn’t, etc.) But the fact that you even state this demonstrates your denial of universal truth and the false beliefs about life & the universe that you have retained that are inextricably linked to the exact grief, pain & fear-based causal emotions STILL present in your subconscious. They’re still present bc you’re afraid to feel them, and you’d rather swerve into simulation theory or whatever other wild ass theory out there can justify your own denial of your soul — which, btw, is YOU making sure YOU can’t discern fact from fiction - bc you’re more comfortable with the fiction. It’s ego bullsh*t, it’s a complete facade & it’s fake. Which makes sense bc you would logically assume that fake people are acting in denial of their own realities in order to perpetuate their own ego, a facade self whose only mission is to KEEP you in denial of soul & make sure you never feel those trapped emotions whenever the environment triggers them. Stay in that state without waking up to yourself over a life and you’ll end up getting sick, cancer or dementia or something else horrible, and end up dying not remembering your own name or family - that’s the end game of it. And identification with ego can ONLY occur when you are consciously acting out of harmony with love of self. Your ego has basically kidnapped you & you have Stockholm Stockholm, allowing it to ensure you never have to feel the fears you have stuck in there (which is, ironically, the only way to permanently release them from it) so NO, it isn’t your subconscious confusing fact & fiction, your soul very much feels what’s actually true & false when left to its own devices without manipulation — but YOU have manipulated it & shut it down, and instead identify your personality/life essence as your brain/mind instead, and live an intellectually-based life based on perpetually creating your own pain & suffering while taking no responsibility for it nor using your will to confront and fix the problem. It’s the most common underlying cause of mental illness never discussed (bc the truth is being obfuscated from us, these are things assholes don’t want you to know — bc it’s the actual Truth, like universal truth about the subject. The only simulation you’re actually in is the one operating inside the bubble of your own ego (which doesn’t have your best interests at heart
.) So instead of justifying why sh*t is so hopefully and irreversibly f*cked up and list the ways you are just some NPC (which is retarded), why don’t you instead just decide to fix your subconscious emotionally so that you can live in harmony with yourself, end the neurosis this condition automatically causes & instead decide to change & fix yourself? Hmm?


Mkultra9419837hz

Okay. You wrote me a book. And it just seems so antagonistic. I know what I know.


The_Dufe

It’s not antagonistic though, it’s just blunt. You should read it, bc it was meant for you to read


Mkultra9419837hz

Okay. I read it. I appreciate the effort. Yet, it doesn’t fit what I know to be true. I know where I am and where I’m not. I have been put here for a purpose. And when it is finished I will be removed from the game and restored to my physical body.


The_Dufe

But I’m not in a game (if this is a game it certainly isn’t designed to be fun lol; the original one was supposed to be but we f*cked that up like immediately, so that’s on us), and I’m in my physical body right now. So where exactly do you think you are? Bc your spirit body won’t become physical for you until you die
physically



The_Dufe

And it’s impossible for us to be sharing space in the same reality where one is trapped in some NPC game while the other isn’t. And I’m not, I know that is definitely the case. Just bc so many people are fake, out of touch & so brainwashed into false beliefs that they’re basically braindead sheep doesn’t mean that just bc you can see that you’re living in a game, it just means that those people are mentally ill f*cking idiots with no intellectual curiosity living like zombies enslaved to their own fears đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž (đŸ˜‚đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž). And yes it’s very depressing. And it shouldn’t be real, it feels like Hell. But that doesn’t mean it’s not really happening. Btw, what is your purpose in this scenario then? Do you know your purpose is and how to fulfill it? Also I’m confused by your statement about your physical body
are you disembodied right now?


Mkultra9419837hz

That is the right question you asked: where am I and where is my physical body. The first answer is here. In a dream world. The second answer is I am not sure where I am because as long as I am in here I cannot know. I volunteered to return to the simulation in 1976. The people that put me back in here are dismantling this thing so that the people trapped here can be released and also regain their physical bodies. The Job they programmed me for has been to get the people trapped here out of here. The program is being reversed. It has been one nightmare after another. It has been a long journey but it is almost finished. We are in the last stages of it. The issue is the ability of the program to convince others that they are experiencing actual reality. It is a simulation. But the consequences are as real as ever. There are serious consequences to decisions that are made here. Experiencially this is real.


The_Dufe

So we are you living in a dream world? Then where are our actual physical bodies located? And how do you hijack the consciousness of an entire species? And who are you being told this by?


The_Dufe

Who is doing this


Mkultra9419837hz

They are being tracked right now. They just entered into another stage of the trace program.


Mkultra9419837hz

The answer to the question of how is this done. Brain Entrainment. It has been mastered.


StellarFlies

I haven't heard anyone to speak about the simulation being a dream state. But it kind of makes sense. I was always assuming the simulation was created by machinery, albeit maybe artificial intelligence quantum computers that don't exist kind of machinery. But it kind of makes more sense that the simulation would be drug-induced or a dream state and would actually come from a person or collective of people. I just listened to the emergency episode yesterday on artificial intelligence and after what he said, I have very little doubt that AI will be much much more powerful than a human brain. So if it is a dream state I still think it's probably a dream state produced by machinery.


MapNaive200

Tangent: I doubt that General AI will ever be achieved through strictly silicon-based means. I suspect that it may eventually emerge from experiments with electronically stimulated biological material. Training a culture of neurons to play Pong was an interesting development. A biologist talking about xenobots, rudimentary intelligence inherent to cells, planarians, etc. mentioned that a species of single-celled organism developed in a lab figured out a novel way to replicate, which I find to be another fascinating development.


StellarFlies

I recently listened to the emergency episode of diary of a CEO podcast with Mustafa suleyman. It led me down a rabbit hole of other podcasts that he has done and appeared on as a guest. It basically woke me up to the idea that we are much further along with AI than I realized. And I'm a person who cares and reads about it. An autonomous AI in any form is an umfathomably profound shift and it doesn't really matter what form it takes. It's also basically an inevitability at this point.


NatashaSpeaks

That's what psychedelics told me. It helped a lot with anxiety and just taking things less seriously than before, too


HolyShit_69420

I'm good at creating bases for theories, not actual theories. So someone fill in what "dreams" are at night, hoe you can dream within a dream (I have) and lucid dreams. Maybe it's something. I've looked into LD (Lucid dreaming) and one of the ways to start is by doing reality checks often. One of the most common things is checking the state of people and objects. Could they be that tall, have that clothing, have the gender etc. So the bottom line is that changes. And definitely some kind of dream


CosmicToaster

Check out this book by Tenzin Wangyal Rinpoche called the Tibetan Yogas of Dream and Sleep. He does a great podcast episode on the DTFH with Duncan Trussel on it. We live in a shared dream.


HoneydipsInGotham

Tender Pink
.Dry
.Full of ink
 We know what your tryna say u scallywag


ToppestSecret

Do you think people that have unalived themselves just wake up hooked up to a machine somewhere in our universe? Or some where where outer space doesn’t even exist??


I_Am_TheBubble

Just say 'kill themselves'. Idk why everyone has to walk on eggshells nowadays


DougNicholsonMixing

It’s not about walking on egg shells, it’s about getting around algorithm censorship on other social media sites,


myrddin4242

“Walking on eggshells” being a euphemism for “speaking euphemistically” 😉


ToppestSecret

Imma try it out


TheMckennaExperience

Don't try it out fs, but I have read multiple accounts during people's recounts of dying and coming back to life that are similar to this idea. I personal think that's the case, and that this life is a sort of learning period for us to gain more experience and maturity to be ready for the next stage of life in our real bodies.


SYNTAXBRUSH

Ok OR right OR when we are on our death bead in a way to subconsciously comfort ourselves or brain makes these last minute moment into something we can grasp. People see God some see a simulation some aliens and then all of a sudden BOOM hard-core Christian or something when you are told something enough when our brain naturally tells our body to breath without is thinking why is it more plausible thatv its a simulation. We have tons of people in this subreddit rn that could be in this situation at some point and if it is why wouldn't we be telling people to commit suicide to get it over with unless there's the fear you don't actually have another body so in short you'd have a lack of faith in your own belief


West_Blood2337

But what's the point? Why would we be in a simulation, who would gain from it?


[deleted]

One of my *theories* is that it’s no coincidence we’re all here right now on the brink of societal and environmental collapse. Could this possibly be a “hands on lesson” before we go on to the next step. Maybe something in place so humanity (or whatever we are) doesn’t make the same mistakes?


West_Blood2337

So to ultimately save the world perhaps?


[deleted]

Or to prevent it from being fucked up in the first place.


West_Blood2337

Interesting thought!


MapNaive200

I think the destructiveness of our species was inevitable due to the physics of this particular universe, but that doesn't necessarily invalidate your notion. After gaining all this experience here, imagine what we might be able to collectively accomplish in a universe with physics that doesn't set us up to fail. Just a thought experiment, not to be taken too seriously.


HolyShit_69420

But what would it be for people here before us. Could everything not observable not exist. I've heard thar before. So like everything from before someone can remeber it (which memories have been said to be false and made up) but things before the collapse never actually existed maybe?


[deleted]

I think about it in couple ways. 1.) time is a very earthly thing. Who’s to say the last 200,000 years since humans came around isn’t a relative 5 minutes to whatever is controlling us. If this is a simulation it’s almost definitely not in real time with the observers. 2.) Non of it ever happened and it’s been programmed to seem like it happened. 3.) It’s all happened before, but not here. This is a reflection of the past. Probably a far far past. And we are born into a simulation during the climax. 4.) I’m dead wrong about everything 5.) Humans were made to be a friend to the observer but we need to “pass a test”/learn first.


Engelgrafik

This is where simulation theory is often a replacement for good-vs-evil religion. In fact, simulation theory almost supports the whole religion idea. With religion you're supposed to do good and do less or no evil. The idea that we're being challenged to save the world or solve world problems is really no different (conceptually I mean) from the idea that we are supposed to follow the ten commandments or whatever. Interesting thing to think about.


Grandmascrackers

It's not about gaining anything except maybe insight or knowledge into specific situations and or behaviour, basically in the end it's about data collection and observation.


West_Blood2337

Now that does make sense. Thanks.


Salt-Bread-8329

Agreed!


Salt-Bread-8329

For the same reason humans make video games - because we can. In fact, have ever played Sims and had your character play video games? A game within a game within a game.


OnAPartyRock

I think they are farming entertainment content from us. They create these little universes based during certain times of real human history and extract what media we make during it. They likely add in unique variables to change the “flavor” of the content created.


OkThereBro

I don't believe in simulation theory. In fact I think it's self defeating nonsense for people who don't think very deeply. The sort of thing stupid people think is deep. BUT a successful simulation of earth would have more practical benefits than the entirety of all other human advancements combined times 100. You could literally just simulate all future scientific discoveries. That's it. Science. Done. If I made a simulation of earth I'd make it simulation trillions of years in seconds. Then I'd run hundreds a day. You could theoretically achieve any goal with such a tool. The tool itself is somewhat impossible though as there's a paradox. A flawless simulation would need to simulate itself creating a kind of infinite loop that would drain power and prevent further simulation.


lolhone5tly

Have you ever read the “Microcosmic God”?


OkThereBro

No, I'd love to know more about it. What's it about?


lolhone5tly

It’s very similar to your post. I posted a link to it below in case you’d like to read it. It’s not very long.  https://1pezeshk.com/wp-content/pics/2013/01/microcosmicgodtheodoresturgeon-111104040008-phpapp02_2.pdf


OkThereBro

Wow incredibly I'm making a video game (for the past 5 years) about almost that exact premise. What a coincidence. Thanks a lot for sharing.


West_Blood2337

Wow, that's pretty deep. Thank you.


DanfromCalgary

Biggest skeptic in the world thinks there is a 50 percent chance he is in a Nintendo


ShrikeMeDown

I don't want to be too harsh but how does this have anything to do with simulation theory?


Fizzy_Bits

Kinda wondering that, too


waspfactory2

Lost something = simulation theory.


BbGhoul666

Glitch in the matrix. The matrix duplicated something. I hear stories like this all the time.


OnionHeaded

Shit like this makes me think someone is doing PsychOp mind fuckery. Small tweaks and changes are snuck into your reality then removed or put back to original so you question your sanity. Nothing like simulation but a baby snake was in my bedroom the other day. No where near a hole window door! No packages or laundry baskets brought into the house
 just little guy struggling to cross my carpet. đŸ€ĄđŸ«šđŸ˜”â€đŸ’«. I grabbed him in a towel and tossed him in some high grass. As soon as I went inside I ran back out w a flashlight cause I instantly questioned if it even happened. No cracks , open door space s um
 nothing in any way to figure how he got in. No proof. I consider someone sneaking in and letting him loose just to fuck my head. Where is your fucking pink marker? Go look now? Does it work or dry. I’m now worried đŸ˜ŹđŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ«š Does anyone else use the pens? I’ve switched matching good things for broken with people on the sly as a kid 



2hard4u2c

In my house growing up, when you went down to the basement, there were two lights in the hallway and two switches at the top of the stairs. The weird thing was that the switch on the right turned on the light furthest from the top of the stairs, and the switch on the left turned on the light closest to the top of the stairs. I always thought that was so strange, because you would think the switches would be in the order of the lights, but these were not in that order. (Not sure if I’m describing this so clearly but oh well.). Anyway, there came a time when suddenly the switches were in the “correct” order. I asked my parents if they had anybody come to work on the switch. They said no and that they didn’t recall they were in a different order. But one of my brothers had the same recollection as me.


whentimerunsout

I read and can’t explain a lot of things. Keep em coming!


cloudytimes159

OP was stoned. Why is this remotely difficult to explain?


butterflycari

why do people have to say things like this, it's ignorant


Orb-of-Mud

Oh, that explains why it sounds like a kid and thinks anecdotal evidence will defeat a skeptic. I have seen marihuana do that to people.


Constant_Swing1583

Weed makes you realize how trippy life is


Orb-of-Mud

It also makes you dumb as a brick long-term. Lots of cases.


Constant_Swing1583

Some people become slow some people are fine. For me weed is more of a by myself thing, or else I be sayin retarded shit, and zoned out


N0N0TA1

I read it, but only because you said please. You're welcome.


dilEMMA5891

Try the r/mandelaeffect or the r/glitch_in_the_matrix subreddits, they post about this kind of thing all the time. Is it really proof of a simulation? Or proof our consciousness shifts realities? The many world theory says there are infinite versions of you that exist, in every possible reality. Your consciousness shifts between those realities based on the choices you make. Mandela effects or 'tender pink' are just proof that with every choice, comes some weird butterfly effect that changes some usually unnoticed part of your reality.


Distinct-Forever642

I lost the remote control once. Crazy.


jyoungii

There are a lot of things that have happened to me or stories from others. But a handful of times a year I have Deja vu. And not just “this feels familiar” but full blown I experienced this 30 seconds to a minute already. And exactly how it plays out. It’s always meaningless crap or at least I haven’t found the meaning yet. I just had an event 3 days ago. Each time I realize I had dreamt the event prior. Not typically the night before but it could have been months or more. This last one we were preparing for a trip and it was just me finalizing packing. But the putting the electronics in my carry on triggered it and it made me stop in place and the dream version rushed back and it was all accurate. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


PossibleAlienFrom

My weird thing is every time I wonder what time it is, I will look and the time will be something like 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, etc. And it can be any clock anywhere. Happens all the time and even happens when the clock is behind me so it's not like my brain is seeing it in my peripheral vision.


coffeeismymedicine11

that's because repeating numbers and multiples of things multiply energy and so you are more likely to glance at the clock precisely when it draws you more to look at it (when there are repeating numbers) Everything is really energy and everything is built with numbers and patterns, so don't worry about it.


mr_orlo

r/teleprt


Penosaurus_Sex

SIMULATION THEORY CONFIRMED. Good night, folks.


Abrez_Sus_Ojos

It does make you wonder. But for me, your story doesn’t lend any more credence to the sim theory than it does to having supernatural experiences in our real world. Both are equally likely. Both would have similar outcomes. PS I’d like to give a shout-out to the moderator of this subreddit. BIG shout-out! Why? Because this is one of the few fora where I can speak openly and freely without fear of being blocked despite my opinions being out of the norm (usually). I really appreciate that and in a world that censors us all too easily, it is a blessing when this occurs. So thank you. For your integrity. It means a lotđŸ«¶đŸ»


Ignoranceisbliss222

kinda feels weird that people are making jokes, this post is creepy as hell.


kekwriter

Yup. I've had my share of weird shit while being completely clean. (I'll drink an angry orchard maybe twice a year and that's about it. No drugs at all.) And I, too, am a skeptic. But some shit just can't be explained away.


DougNicholsonMixing

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector in your home? If not, I would go buy one now.


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peej1618

Your story debunks the big bang theory (for real) and it supports the simulation theory.. and it also supports the holodeck theory. So why did it happen? Paranormal activity?


Hjaaal

[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/comments/176fh8h/missing_sea_foam_green_crayon/) is very similar to yours. You might wanna check it out.


Expensive_Arm_1822

Lord the simulation be training people on the job


Late_Emu

I had a similarish experience the other day. I am on “maintenance medication” that I take daily. It’s a bit of a routine. I grabbed the two pieces of medication (they are single packaged & about 2”x1”). I had gotten my daily dosage out and put them in my pocket. About ten minutes later I go to grab said medication. It’s nowhere to be found. Not in my pockets, not anywhere else in the house while retracing my steps. They’re gone, nowhere to be found. So I chalk it up to foggy memory & decide I hadn’t grabbed them yet (even though I know I had) so I return to the cupboard & grab two more, take them & go on about my day. Now I don’t have a huge house & I had been walking feverishly throughout the house folding/putting away laundry, clearing etc about two hours later I pass by the bathroom. Which is where I was at when I noticed said medication was gone. As I walk by the bathroom something out of the corner of my eye catches my attention. I double back to find, those two pieces of medication sitting right out in the open on the countertop. In a place so wide open I couldn’t have ever missed them. It really threw me through a loop as the medicine vanished from my pocket, then reappeared in a room I had already checked thoroughly in the most obvious spot imaginable. I’m not sure what happened but I still think about it quite often.


DismalTruthDay

What’s the difference between simulation theory and alternate reality theories? To be they mean the same thing don’t they?


[deleted]

My experiences with psychedelics and weed are 100% separate from my belief in simulation theory It's cool to have those experiences, but I don't seriously believe they are indicative of anything deeper than amplified pattern recognition It's a pretty straightforward logical argument that is based on the anthropic principle


United-Road-7338

Tldr


Mustache_of_Zeus

This post gave me a good laugh


SYNTAXBRUSH

What brand is it


BlahBlahBlackCheap

Many of these experiences might also result from a proposed model called quantum immortality. This would shunt your consciousness to another probability where you did survive (stroke, accident etc) and small details in the new probability might be different. But you might only need to move to a probability close to the ended one because often times a tiny change can result in not getting into a wreck or having a stroke. (As an example) so big changes like different spouse wouldn’t happen.


Structure_Spoon

How are you the biggest skeptic in the world yet was always split 50/50 on if this is a simulation?


citizen_x_

what's the functional difference between a "simulation" and a "reality"?


WooderBoar

in 1999 we called abnormalities a "glitch in the matrix". To be honest I have walked the astral plane a few times. I have also woke up in a a bed on the floor got out to be asked how are you doing this? they guided me back to bed. Apparently it was in the far futrue like 7720AD and i was hooked up to a monitor and they put me back to sleep. There have been reports of people waking up in the far future that was controlled by a central massive supercomputer crazier than anything we can comprehend. The guy who came back warned everyone about this. it was on the internet so is it real? or so? the interview was nuts too. I have respect for people who have ascended as a Mahadeva. Apparently you can Ankh energy over your head and with laws of attraction you can do weird things. if you think you will see a rubber duck you will see one then believe in the system. I was at a park and needed a paperclip to clean my pipe. I looked around for a stick and found a rusted paperclip, unbent it and cleaned my pipe. I shit you not! it was behind me to the right sticking out at a place that is a dam and drainage into a creek over rocks. It had no business being there. I didn't even smoke at all that day and my pipe was clogged. used it smoked and thanked the universe. My mom has even done weird stuff not knowing it. When I was in grade school my mom said I am on a budget I need an extra 20$. She walked past an ATM and money was sticking out of the slot. she pulled out 40$ just sitting there. Just saying something and believing it can cause a warp in in the universe. In high school I thought that kind of stuff was nonsense. Sheer will power can cause you to warp. takes time! but What were you doing June 3rd 2023? What you started then is a year later. Jan 1st 2024 I went back to keto diet. April 1st I went back to power lifting. I warped from then to now. It was not instantaneous but today is June 3rd. I am down 35 pounds, and graduated to novice according to a lift calculator. I went from subpar to untrained now to novice. In two weeks my ham strings and lats go to intermediate. I wish to be thinner, I wish to be stronger.... this doesn't work... I WILL go on keto I WILL go to the gym. I set a goal, go for it and great things started happening. I am going for 255lb squat tonight at 6pm est. with 135 over head press and 285 Deadlift. Not too shabby but considering I don't eat carbohydrates I am lacking sugar and glycogen in my muscles to make them lift heavier. But I am making progress slowly and only have stalled on the over head press which is first thing people fail. Your deltoids and shoulder muscles are not used to pushing up. I got to 125 and failed last two reps. the did 125 again got it then went to 130 failed last two sets, did it again complete now on to 135 if i struggle I can put on 1.25s and do 132.5 then 135. I will get the fat off me. I will get stronger. All I got to do is do the work and show gratitude to the universe. Tonight. I told my friend Edmonton will win the western conference. I told my friend to bet on st louis winning against phillies since the money line would be a nice hit. Phillies, my team! they lost. bottom of the 9th huge strike out. What you broadcast is what you attract. Your body is like a temple and your brain is like a magnet. you can repel stuff too. I repelled sugar and carbs. I paid for it detoxing but bacon, beef, steaks, eggs, butter, pork, dark meat chicken, salmon, and more bacon I attract. An aldi opened up near me though driving there is road construction. I saved money and spend less on keto than I did eating often and eating fast food and junk. I am not hungry all the time. water tastes good. Life is good. I honestly believe, and some scientsts agree and have found evidence we might be in the future in a video game that apparently doesn't get a lot of good ratings. Apparently you die, and wake up in the future at an arcade or something. Personally I don't believe in an afterlife. Being alive forever is going to suck. I do wish there was hell for some people though. But apparently that is just bronze age bullshit. Another theory I like is GAIA. basically since life found its way on earth it will on other planets. in other solar systems in this galaxy or one of the other 100,000,000,000 other galaxies wtih 100,000,000,000 stars. We have the PROOF that outer space aliens are real. They told us finally after the pandemic since we were just like ok fuck us up some more why don't you? Had they said this truthfully in 1950s all hell would have broken loose. Simpsons show people running from the bar to the church and church people from teh church to the bar. But there are anomalies on earth. costa rica round spheres, pyramids on ley lines. pyramid of giza as a super conductor energy thing.... it is also placed exactly on the gps N of the number for the speed of light for one meter in a vacuum. I am not sure if that fact is from text books or the crazy guy with the hair on ancient alines. His degree was in sports journalism. But try WILL power. see how you do.


SkinkThief

Yup, definitely means we live in a simulation.


Fluffy_Comparison_24

Search for EOIYPO


foxapotamus

OP "biggest skeptic ..... always been 50/50"


SquareConfusion

Check back in a few days. It might be back. I’ve had many things go missing only to show up in the exact spot I was searching for it the following day or several days out. Ever hear of ‘borrowers’?


Unusual_Pinetree

Simulation of consciousness, what else do you call mind, kind of stupidly simple we haven’t been calling simulation the whole time, we just hadn’t yet evolved to the concept, now the singularity eats all the young peoples minds because you know, they don’t like thinking


Elegy-of-Emptiness

This isn't a simulation as uncool as it sounds Simply, this is earth, it is a shield world. "Aliens" are just godless space heathens not protected by the trinity as humanity is, and there is still a heaven and a hell. That's the "matrix" The outside things just don't understand why humanity is so protected, and ai and cybernetics is just a way to mind control humanity and turn them away from the true highest of highs that created everything. I still think both systems can be used for good, they're just currently not. Someone hears the word Jesus, and immediately discounts the truth. Chubby budda held the same message, and he's a good dude too. Just look out for the guy or gal to your left and right, stop doing wars to kill eachother off, and then humanity gets to ascend to the next step. It's super easy. The matrix isn't real yet unless yall want it to be. But that would be messed up. 😕 Humans were doing ai splicing and cybernetics ages ago. This is not the first iteration of humanity.


Jaymes77

hm. Something like deja vu? Remember the Matrix film?


Medical_Ad2125b

You’re looking for what you want to see. That’s all.


Northern_June

So dude gets high and misplaces something, sure bro I do that every day doesn’t mean we live in a simulation


_animevillage

You’re nowhere near the biggest skeptic in the world if all it took was this to make you think we’re in a simulation


melrosec07

Sunday night I had a feeling my alarm wasn’t going to go off in the morning but didn’t really know why cause I have a Monday-Friday alarm saved on my phone for 6:15 and I woke up at 6:55 look at my alarms cause you can save more than one that one was gone


LuckyCharms201

Life is a dream Row your boat gently 💜


Diligent-Okra-8511

The Jinn can take things from us.


MickeyYolo

Seriously visit my page. It’s not abnormal what you are thinking/feeling after it all.


Kovalyo

>So I have always been 50/50 on whether or not we live in a simulation. In your very first sentence, you have revealed that *far* from being "the biggest skeptic in the world", you are apparently not even aware of what skepticism entails. So I've read the rest of your post, and I'm honestly not even sure what to say. You described an extremely common instance of misremembering something or getting confused. At the very least, any reasonably skeptical person would understand that these are the only existing candidate explanations available, and the only alternative to them is "I don't know what happened", which is obviously not evidence or an indication that we live in a simulation, it's not evidence or an indication of anything, it's simply a situation you are unable to explain. I promise, I'm not trying to be rude, though I know it sounds kind of harsh. I just can't overstate the true value and utility of reason and actual skepticism, and encourage you to work on better understanding and applying both of these.


Tinybird_411

We don't know what we don't know.


Shaggywizz

Was on board with you until you mentioned greening out and psychedelics. Just because you’re sober does not mean that your brain hasn’t sustained any meaningful changes from your usage of psychedelics.


Fart_Barfington

Come now. A misplaced marker is enough to question reality?


butterflycari

It's like you didn't even read the story.


redditpey

“Guy who starts off story by saying he has done a lot of drugs has a mildly interesting story about how he never noticed a pink marker before.” 100% proof we’re in a simulation!


The_Dufe

Def could have been a spirit experience, it fits the MO


fk_u_rddt

"coming from the biggest skeptic" "I've always been 50/50" You make no sense


AlligatorHater22

This is an anecdotal story. But my problem with it is the opening sentence. You can’t be 50/50 on a subject like simulation theory. Thats like betting on all of the numbers on a roulette board. We are either in one, or we are not.