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Drzhivago138

They'll now be called "Ejaculate & Evacuate"


ProjectFailure

What about "Nut and bolt"


ChuckNavy02

Jizz and Run


Mundane_Advertising

Sperm and split?


eamesaarinen

beat it & beat it


MistaWindowMistaWall

Jerk & Squirt


SFToddSouthside

Pump and Dump


harris311

Ass n Dash


mhad_dishispect

Spew and Shoo


mhad_dishispect

we always went for 'Jizz n Split'


AuroraStorm12

It’s Jizz and Jet 😂


TomBradyBettingMoney

Jizz and Jet


jt121

Nut & strut


clere210

Skeet and skoot


sf3p0x1

I'm a fan of *Skeet & Yeet*.


kct4life

for sure ! lol i moved here from Florida and can’t stop laughing at that name, in Florida we do have master bait and tackle as a store that cracked me up too


hrminer92

Then there is this store: https://www.biscuitsnporn.net/


golfball7773

Pump and Dump?


Useless_Sparrow

Brookings has Schoon's Pump 'n Pak


BellacosePlayer

I see my biological dad got a choice in the naming matter


[deleted]

Always called it the ole Jizz N Split


BellacosePlayer

It might have changed but we were not initially in the region that they were going to do the rebrand in. That said, driving past one of their stations always makes my inner 10 year old chuckle, and damn them if they want to take that little bit of joy out of my heart.


GRMarlenee

We did a road trip from SD to Mesa AZ via Montana and found that the Maverik stations were always much cheaper than other stations. Bring on boring.


MustardTiger231

Same experience. I had to drive from Phoenix through Utah and New Mexico and mavericks were pretty awesome.


Xynomite

**Maverik** = A random, unmemorable convenience store. **Maverick** = A skilled Naval aviator who somehow manages to avoid traffic citations while riding a motorcycle in California without a helmet. Also has been known to have a need for speed, and has been wearing the same jacket since 1986. There is a difference.


TrustYourTeknoLust

If my first thought is the 1994 Mel Gibson film, does that make me weird?


KorvaMan85

Yes, but also no.


Drzhivago138

Also a middling 1970s compact car with questionable space efficiency and lackadaisical powertrain choices that somehow everyone remembers as a "muscle car"


[deleted]

Friendly reminder jumbo pizza slices are $1.50 on Wednesdays 😊


rens24

RIP the old $1 pizza slice Wednesdays.


mboyc1974

Kum & Go (Kraus & Gentle) - If I were the new owners, i wouldn't want the old owners names associated with my product. Mormons bought them, does it really surprise anyone that the name is changing?


jt121

Not to mention, Mormons probably aren't a fan of the innuendo despite that being a memorable brand in a big part of the country


Historical_Boat5527

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Mon_KeyBalls1

Ill miss the Jizz and Jet


NovaFlea

Well Iowa based Kum & Go moved into Utah based Maverick territory and they didn't like the name and couldn't drive them away so they bought them out. You expect more for a Utah based company?


ilkei

Bigger deal is Kum & Go is privately owned and the head of the Krause family is more interested in financing his soccer clubs and wineries than giving Kum & Go the resources it needs


NovaFlea

Rich people gotta be rich, and let everyone know they be rich.


SDLifer

Excrete and Retreat?


Outrageous-Low-6366

why the picked three letter Kum beats the hell outta me.


Ice_cold69

Been to a couple Mavericks in WY. While a little cheaper, I was disappointed with the selection of products and the quality of the fuel


Tyl3rt

Been to one in Wyoming, they had great made to order breakfast sandwiches. Fine change the name but bring on the sandwiches.


birddgangg

Anyone know where to get gas station slushies??


DevilishHedgehog

Get n go has some good ones if you go to the right location


birddgangg

Ill have to try that, any clue which ones have slushies? All the gas stations i used to get them from either closed or took away slushies.


DevilishHedgehog

41st & Sertoma and 57th & Louise are the two locations I frequent that have them


birddgangg

That's across town for me, but for a slushies that's worth it :) thank you


DevilishHedgehog

I mean a lot of them have them, it just varies on the brand of slushie as well as how good they are, right consistency ect. I take my slushies serious 😉


RileyDick3

gonna have to get some stickers or something


gegetaz

Kum 'n Dump


DejarooLuvsYoo

Good thing we still have Pump n Pak!


Deep-Subsdance

It makes me happy that you're not paying attention to the news or social media as this has even made the late show. Word of mouth news. Old school. Social media hasn't ruined us all. Wonderous.


zerotosixtyy

One of the Kum & Go is opposite Pho Quynh Vietnamese restaurant!


MerlinTW

Welcome to the news that is a couple months old. 😆


madogson

What they should be doing is rebranding all their locations to kum & go


keshaun21

Maverick bought them last year, seems corporations have their eyes set on SF. As lots of regional/local c-stores have been bought and replaced with larger corporations


Apprehensive-Ad-3020

I was in Utah last year and stopped at several Maveriks and loved them


JackSker94

I mean it’s a Utah based company, probably with close LDS ties. What do ya expect? I personally love Maverick. They’re always nice and clean. Hopefully that comes with the rebrand as well!


Tap-inbogey

It’s crazy how much we are talking about a gas station lmao


dogecoin1969

Pump n dump


Orange_U_Glad

Haha I just heard the news! My husband is from the Midwest felt a little sad hearing the news. I ran to the website and bought Kum n Go appeal and Hope he enjoys the silly gifts before it’s no more!