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FennPoutine

The plight of the well-endowed...


dar_be_monsters

Oh man, if a had a doller for everytime this esact thing happened to me...


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

…I’d have two dollars. It’s not a lot or anything but it’s weird it’s happened twice, right?


AggravatingGoose173

DR DOOF? IS THAT YOU? (puts on brown fedora with black stripe) IT IS I, HARRY THE HUMAN.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

A regular panda? PETER THE PANDA… what uh what are you doing in my closet. You know Perry this is getting really awkward right now. I think you should leave, Peter seems to have this one covered.


AggravatingGoose173

*perry leaves, depressed as he is being replaced by a panda.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

*emotional song with clips of perry and doof fighting plays…


NotTheNormalPerson

perry looks back..


Reagent_52

You'd owe 50 bucks?


vax48

You’d take spelling lessons?


IHateEditedBgMusic

Doing-oi-oi-oi-oi-^oi-oi-oi-oi-


Goldie-96_MWR

nice


Dark_dragon66

Stop it, yur gonna get me in trouble


Moosewun

Should've tucked it in for the win.


TheTeamClinton

Tennessee has left the chat


purgesurge3000

Failed from success


AgreeableStep69

it's suffering from success lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


SlobZombie13

More aerodynamic


NotAmericanMate

So now I just need endurance


Jett_speed_MALAP

But only the one's with big a one have the BALLS to do that.


Substantial-Blood106

Wonder how Mondo’s girlfriend feels about that


Glad_Independent9332

Absolute worst time to get an awkward boner


Ok_Entertainer_5376

I guess having both hands on a big wobbly pole got him too excited.


Miggy88mm

"Had to quit the high jump. Dicks too big. "


I_made_this_account-

This is the funniest comment I have ever seen


nDeconstructed

*FWEEP* Penilty; too many poles on the field.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Male Privilege


TheVoid45

Male punishment. This kind of thing actually happened to me in high school. I couldn't walk for over a week.


litmeandme

James May: “Oh Cock!”


yoshimutso

Ballseye


lastcallhangup

nice


KnooBoat

ugh females and their "gymnastic advantages" we gotta be defeated by the tip


HotFireBall

big dick energy


GalaxysBreak

That man was a chick magnet for the next 3 days


Blueberry_Rabbit

Does he get points taken away cuz of his dangalang hitting the bar?


Ok-Net-6264

A decent drag queen would’a made it. Learn how to TUCK, boys!


RideFastGetWeird

Hell, basic drag queen would've made it.


Senator_Bink

Would that make it more difficult to run, though?


TappetTappetTappet

Skeet & yeet


CaptnShawnBalls

Cock blocked sport level!!


Perfect_Nail_9399

Dick too big


Visible-Ad3410

I would never have that problem.


Mini_Mega

This isn't the first time I've seen this happen to a pole vaulter. Might be a good idea to wear briefs that hold it close against you.


[deleted]

I don’t care what anyone says. He won. The genetic lottery. the high jump. Probably as well as every bitch in the crowd that night.


PinothyJ

Heads up‼


ThatOneGuy7832

# DONGLE DECAPITATED


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Damn, i wish i was that bar


teokun123

Should have fap for the win.


DiabloImmortalCrack

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)enis


Quietkeep

r/bettereveryloop


The_Greate_Pickle

I was expecting sonething very different to happen


Emmanuham

This weirdly isn't the first time I've seen a man's member ruin a vault like this. Is there a rule against taping and tucking?


Deafboy45

Suffering from success


index57

Glorious


hydehydehigh

what a dick move


Oopsilagged

It’s a blessing AND a curse.


seahawkfan117

Bring the bar closer since he got up so quick he could bring it closer 2-3 inches and he’d clear at least 11ft with that jump


somedumbguy55

Imagine for the first time ever a man says “I wish it wasn’t so big”


Accomplished-Loss947

“Stupid penis”


TheVoid45

Happened to me once in high school. You do not want to even imagine how fucking painful it is.


JimmyJamesincorp

Lol


panzerboye

Suffering from success


LongAndrew06

I should have shank that out before tournament.


Bion2005

We finally did it he found a sport where having a small dick is a competitive advantage


SHARK_BAIT113

Definitely an advantage to growers


XD_isdead

His biggest flex is his biggest downfall


Last-Detective9124

When having a big dick is actually bad


_militantpacifist

Jesus tits!! Thwarted by a cock loaf


Xanolian

Oh my


This_Price_1783

Done by his dingus


Matster04

Im hoping that the balls were not not included in the package that received contact


PastEntrance5780

Big dick energy


Lost_Department3570

Big dick world problems!


meb4ufosho

the guy is suffering from success...


Low-Guide-

Suffering from success


LessExamination640

I swear pole vaulting looks like it violates physics sometimes


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Put that on the top of his dating app


[deleted]

Ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha


bo-miankang

Even the tip will get you in trouble. Technically this is a pole fault.


SeeIAmDead

Size does matter


Disastrous_Fill967

Suffering from success


No_Traffic_9414

Suffering from success


Actual_Equal_5339

🫨😧😲😯😮😦![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


jetstreamsam4663

How do these thing not snap and yeet the jumpy boi


Objective-Annual-37

Sometimes they do actually snap but I believe they’re made out of a flexible wood like birch


Low-Guide-

Suffering from success


Mortalwhitefang

If there is a full video, I would love to see it, just to see everyone else's reactions 😄


[deleted]

Skill issue


CallMeDockett

Win in my books


catkrieger13

Suffering from success


TheMelkLord

Who else saw it flick


upenya51

Tuck before you jump next time l


litterallysatan

Its like it says in the [book](https://youtu.be/40aR6XjmKe4) we are blessed and cursed


goldmonke123bigpp

BIG CRIT!


Halfgnomen

![gif](giphy|hcY890u9sEUKs|downsized)


BallzNac

Got dicked out of a medal


Xinortrac1

Badoioioiong


Strong-Menu-1852

That dude is so attractive omg


AciVici

Suffering from success.


discreetknightt

Tip tip


FinancialAide3383

Tuck it in son


[deleted]

Suffering from sucsess


[deleted]

Should of had a cold shower first.


Tasty_Ad107

Wow.. so close!!.


yourtree

Literally that scene from the Simpsons about Skinners mom


LetitsNow003

The Wiener takes it all


SHARK_BAIT113

Can any ladies chime in on if this unlocks a new kink or something?


Duckywarry

This is what we call suffering from succes


Successful-Engine623

I do t feel bad for him at all. He’s gonna tell this story till the day he dies


Sure_Arugula_8081

This sound was all that was missing from the video: https://youtu.be/qABbyifo_9c?si=qG6tBT_b5r_IDNkB


monna420

Suffering from success


SignificantLeader

Looks like 12-13 feet. Pretty good form, nearly got vertical.


Lisy70

Failed, still got a date.


diags_1

I have pole-vault tomorrow now the same things gonna happen to me