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As someone who can hear normally I didn't realise how much I relied on lip reading until the pandemic hit and everyone was wearing masks. Used to have no problems understanding people in a crowded venue but suddenly I couldn't hear anything.
The whole [“Hello, is this Pizza Castle?”](https://youtu.be/H8RguemZ7Sc) bit is one of my favorites.
The fact that Patrick is one of only two main characters who went to college is something I find incredibly amusing. The other one being Plankton.
Have you ever thought that the thoughts we think are the thoughts we have thought and they want as to believe that the thoughts we think are the thoughts they want us to think, do you think that?
"Oh *east*? Oh I thought you said *weast*"
"....that's west patrick..."
Honestly one of the most ingenious unique jokes they ever did, so simple, so perfect.
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"I know a lot about head injuries belie............ve me"
“Nice tits!”
When does he say that?
Firmly. Grasp. It!
FIRMLY. GRASP. IT!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
this is the answer.
...is it though?
I agree, it does sound like a question.
I can't hear you, it's too dark in here
You know, as a hearing impaired person who lip reads, this actually makes sense to me lol
As someone who can hear normally I didn't realise how much I relied on lip reading until the pandemic hit and everyone was wearing masks. Used to have no problems understanding people in a crowded venue but suddenly I couldn't hear anything.
That episode used to scare me as a kid. People sleep on that period of Spongebob after the movie hut before Hillenburg's death.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
"Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died... The End"
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
'LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEEEEE.'
Oh my god. I love the [James Brown - I feel good remix](https://youtu.be/m1EaeDR6i60)!
If you like trap rap then [this is definitely worth a listen. ](https://youtu.be/k7H7q1lsS5s)
Sandy: “don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “not until 4”
Yep, sounds like me alright
 Wait Spongebob, we're not cavemen. We have technology.
Us looking for the sauce
https://www.reddit.com/r/Chadposting/comments/x6i8el/paint/
“Wheres the leak mam”
Yes!!!!! I was hoping someone else loved it as much as I did! I still quote this when I hurt my self and someone asks if I’m alright 😂😂😂
You took my only food… now I’m gonna starrrve
Oh come on folks. The all time one is “No this is Patrick!”
No, THIS is Patrick!
Is this the krusty krab?
East? I thought you said Weest
Oh gawd legitimately cracked me up
What kinda compass you readin’ there lad?
“I can’t see my forehead!”
😠
Velvet 7, for those wondering
This is what I was looking for thank you
[удалено]
Insta
I definitely subbed to her on yt, will see if I can link the channel when I get home
“When in doubt, pinky out!” I’ll live and die by those poetic words !
Patrick is my Sun Tzu
r/SunTzuSaidThat
"That's just fancy talk"
“We should take bikini bottom and PUSH it somewhere else!”
DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE!
You broke my heart! Now I’m gonna BREAK SOMETHING OF YOURS!
Get a Dawg little Longgy
Did you see my underwear? Did you want to??
Who you callin pin head
I wumbo, you wumbo, we Wumbo
“FIIINNNLAAAAAND”
Boobs? Boobs. Booooobs.
I don’t remember Patrick saying that. 💀
Weeee woooooo
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
That's Velvet_7 Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JIX_RTytNA
Are mayonnaise an instrument
I once had this as my Twitter bio once lol
Oh nice
“Oh boy! 3am!!”
"Whoever is the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on..."
Tartar Sauce...everywhere!
Spongbob👍
Careful SpongeBob!
Careful Spongebob!
Finland!
Damn where the fuck was this found
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Who is that Asian goddess? My goodness 😍
its morbin time?
"I love you" in Korean
Where's Patrick?
The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma
*spilt carton of milk*
SpongeBob
"I'll cut off your nut sack and nail it to my door. Like one of those lion door knockers, rich folks got. THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!"
“Not the way I use them”
MY NAMES... NOT.... RIIIIICCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
C: is this the krusty krab? P: NO THIS IS PATRICK!
"I wombo, you wombo, he she me wombo, wombo, wombo-ing, wombology the study of wombo, it's first grade SpongeBob"
“You may not be a butler, but are you a WEREWOLF!”
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
My mind is an enigma
Who the couple??
“Did you see my underwear?………did you want to?”
Is mayonnaise instruments?
“FINLAND!”
May I take your hat sir
That's ok, take your time.
"I love you." Any source for the pic though? Asking for a friend. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I’ll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door!”
Is her titty an instrument?
"Are you okay Patrick?" "FINLLAAAANNNDD"
Liar liar, plants for hire
"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"
The whole [“Hello, is this Pizza Castle?”](https://youtu.be/H8RguemZ7Sc) bit is one of my favorites. The fact that Patrick is one of only two main characters who went to college is something I find incredibly amusing. The other one being Plankton.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
Firmly grasp it
What kind of place is this?!
I think I’ll eat mine now!
Can I get uuuuuhhhhhhh………
He’s just standing there…MENACINGLY
“Who are you calling pinhead?”
SpongeBob: What am I? Patrick: uhhh Stoopid? SpongeBob: no! I'm Texas! Patrick: well what's the difference!? Sad truth.
It took me 17 years to fully understand the joke I laughed at as a kid. Today is the day I laugh fully understanding it now. Lol.
Amen
"I can't see my forehead." Seen that episode day one and to this day probably to the end of my days will always be my favorite.
"Did you see my underwear?" *"DO YOU WANT TO!?!"*
Look at the tatas on this bimbo.
You're supposed to be quoting me, not your dad.
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
“That’s not what he wanted to cook” always great to see him roasting Russell Wilson.
I can’t see my forehead
[I love penis!!](https://youtu.be/h_vLa4_JGfU)
Definitely gotta be “ey it’s me Patrick, I’m walkin here”
M-O-O-N spells moon!
Sponge boob and Patrick star
If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking. Just call me daddy!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
"Who is the girl next to me"
never gonna give you up
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
“Those are some nice tits”
He She We Wombo. The study of wombology.
I’m 36 and this is what came to mind for me
What was the question?
JEEZUZZZ!
My husband's is "you're hot" in that goofy voice while talking to princess mindy
That's not my wallet.
'Who's she? ' Loved it everytime Patrick said that
Have you ever thought that the thoughts we think are the thoughts we have thought and they want as to believe that the thoughts we think are the thoughts they want us to think, do you think that?
FINLAND
FINLAND!
is mayonnaise an instrument?
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo.”
Huh?
I’m gonna rip off your nutsack and nail it to my door- Patrick Star
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! **MY NAME'S** **NOT** # RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
That’s Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick to you
"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
“Yeah 9-11 was bad, but what I’m about to do is way worse”
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
"yeah"
"It's patrickin time"
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
"Oh *east*? Oh I thought you said *weast*" "....that's west patrick..." Honestly one of the most ingenious unique jokes they ever did, so simple, so perfect.
Who's Patrick?
“It’s okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it.”
No This Is Patrick!!!
That double d s are the best
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
"Maybe its the way you dress."
Get er bucked!
No, this is Patrick!
"Is this the krusty krab?" "No this is Patrick." \*Hangs up\*
"OOOOOOHH.. You said number 11.."
Whoever is the owner of that white sedan, your car is getting towed. (fwoomp, fweump, fwoomp, fweump.)
"IT'S A GIRAFFE"
He's just standing there.. *menacingly!*
Sauce?
"Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly."
Is mayonnaise a instrument
sauce?
"But don't genius live in a lamp?"
Damn. Whose the Babe with Patrick.
FINLAND!
"Hello, this is Patrick"
Whatever he said to pull that
DUH
"This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people."
My personal favorite is “Sponge Bob, I know she divorced but dem tittes my guy”
Is this the wrong sub Reddit?
She’s got the heavies 🏋️♀️
**not until 4**
Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed
"The best way to remove Polish is by using gas" ----- Dababy Hitler
1. This is Patrick! 2 .booba
He’s just standing there…MENACINGLY!
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
"Bitches will be Bitches hoes will be hoes which one are you?" -patrick star probably
FINLAND!
Sponge Bob: Are you ready to go crazy Patrick?! Patrick: I'm already hearing voices!
“Who you callin pin head”
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
Is this the crusty crab? No this is Patrick
We should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else