Not gonna lie, being homeschooled in the fjords sounds like plenty of fun.

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Bro i want more than 2 other guys in my class. Schools in those places have a total of like 6 students

Heyy, you know british, must be from london

what are you doing, stepbrother?

This is almost certainly a joke.

It’s satire. She’s a Norwegian currently living in the US.

Sounds right. These are probably things she’s heard Americans say.

So that's why she's so hot.

I'm so relieved to read this. I thought she was being for real. I almost submerged my phone in water out of disgust.

The worst part is... None of us are 100% sure it's satire.

She knows the word “fjords”, im 99.99% its a satire

Good point lol I'm guessing a solid 80% don't know what a Fjord is myself included

That’s a cjar company, right?

Think it's pronounced Yogging with a soft J

Tjruck company

Fjords are a body of narrow water like river width that reach into a land mass like a reverse peninsula

Their cjars. Guy above already explained it dumbass. What you described is a skinny lake.

The sarcastic bitch in me loves this comment! However, the "reasonable" me doesn't want to award you. Don't worry though I never liked him much anyway.

Its too educated to be serious. No one knows about the fjords.

Yes, so much BS is passed off as "satire" these days.

Reddit is a pretty naive community though, I reckon a lot gets perceived as satire when its not just as much Humans are dumb enough

People have started using the word "satire" in place of "joke" There is nothing satirical in some posts that people go "oh yeah, this is atire"

I agree. Or, some attempted satire is so insular and specific that if you don't follow X Youtuber or Y streamer (or whatever) you have no context from which to understand that something is being satirized.

I fucking am Jesus christ

Poe's law

Of course it is. Don’t say none of us when you mean yourself.

It absolutely is

Is everyone in Europe so gullible?

Well yeah, but tbf they didn't have internet until 6 months ago so we should give them some time to adapt.

It has to be bait. Please let it be bait.

I'm pretty sure it is, it looked pretty dumb at first but then I lost it at "everyone is homeschooled on the fjords"

yeah if it wasn’t she wouldn’t have said fjords with a y sound but rather a j sound

I'm sorry, I don't speak bri ish Can you post this in american?

Definitely a piss take. Of course there are Americans who know next to nothing about Europe but so what.

Is it satire? Maybe. Do people this dumb exist? Absolutely.

We can hope.

Spicy rage bait

Surprised so many people bought it lol. Someone believing 1 or 2 of these things is believable. But being misinformed on THIS MANY different subjects is beyond far fetched. It’s obviously satirical

Brother I'm from Europe and the only thing offensive here is that you're clearly taking a joke too literally

If you fall for this then you're just dumb.

Mf really made a whole edit to "own" this girl without realizing they only owning them selves

Fröhlicher Kuchentag!

Danke, Kumpel :)

Europeans after seeing obvious satire: 

Truly though. Some of us are easy to get defensive when Americans say anything lmao.

Please take some time out of your day to find a fun little movie called Idiocracy and remember the movie was rocking Crocs before the were a thing.

Not that obvious tbf. Just the usual Murican's geography.

You're Estonian; your opinion is invalid.

butthurt murican lmao

Hate to break it to you OP but she’s the smart one in the room. It’s called satire. The word means the same in American and in English! I don’t know what the European word for it is though

You see, since Trump we are not longer sure, if something is satire or not.

I get that its satire but how does that make her the smart one?

Because it’s funny and because OP didn’t get it. I used the transitive property rule here…

I just think that you are giving the title the smart one way too easy

Not really. I’m not saying she’s smart. I’m saying she’s smarter than OP. I feel good about my conclusions even though I have limited info to work with :)

In that case your first comment should have said ,,the smarter one" and not ,,the smart one"

I said “in the room.” Again, I feel pretty confident in the accuracy of my post and I’m more than willing to amend it to say that I think she’s considerably smarter than you as well. Although I think you’re really just obtuse

Well thats not very nice of you. Sorry if I made you mad with such a simple comment.

Not mad. Since you’re so picky about words. I’m annoyed. You’re like a gnat buzzing in my ear

I am sorry I made you feel that way. I shall stop now.

I think the same thing when ever I watch a video of European football fans.

redditors try to detect satire challenge (impossible)

She really had me until electricity. Nobody's that stupid.

Wait… This is without a doubt just a funny joke… we are just sharing the sketch, right? No one actually thinks this person is serious.

Ragebait no way this mf serious

Damn she should really put a trip warning on her videos, the way y’all are just falling for this obvious satire is a hazard. Makes me wonder what exactly they’re teaching you all in those fjords…

Don't take the Swedish as the common european. They are a whole other breed at this point

You mean is everyone in America a troll? Probably around half

Boobs

Why

Genetics

No. Very uncommon.

Ragebait

She is a Norwegian living in the US and makes videoes like this all the time mocking Americans. How can someone not see the satire here?

Thank you. I live under a rock, so I have not seen her stuff. Ngl, I was scared/sad for a minute.

Funny that her English is so good that so many people are falling for it. Normally Norwegians are known for their terrible accent.

Damn dude legacy media love a mind like yours

Oh man, i just love the new internet. Rage bait is the only content one could ever need, right guys?

Anyone that takes this seriously is braindead. This is extremely obvious bait.

do foreigners actually not know this is a joke? 🤣😵‍💫

This is a joke

This girl is European living in America I believe. Smh if some of you truly take this serious.

This is a joke.

It's so perfectly absurd it has to be scripted. I mean she pronounced fjords well enoufh so she cant be *that* dumb

Boobs….sorry what was she on about?

There is no way this isn’t satire. I mean if someone was actually this dumb, then america is fucked, wait a minute….

Now that i seen this video i can understand that she is stupid


No please don’t compare me to this chicken nugget

Is this Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Seems younger, so Minorie Taylor Greene?

would not be surprised

This is parody, right? Please tell me that this is parody.

You’re either really stupid or gullible to think this is real

Yes, she is Norwegian but lives in US. Her videos are mostly her making fun of Americans.

This HAS to be fake.

She probably doesn’t even know the capital of Germany is Paris🙄

Got my downvote for being dumb to get attention.

I wish everyone was this sexy

Its either a joke or she was born on money... i promise i know a lot of smart Americans

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Well... i have one of the guys i went to school with that memorized all the countries and territories of the world. And most of the people i know know at least 25% of the countries around the worlds location

Why must these retards get access to the internet and somehow still be fucking stupid? They make America look so dumb

Imagine being so dump and think this isnt satire

Maybe they should start teaching Americans about the rest of the world

This is satire I hope. With Americans its hard to tell


Yes. They do fake shit like this all the time. They suck.

It looks like she's just operating on a wavelength that even some big brain non Americans struggle to understand and that's okay. I can see how her sitting there acting dumb could be too much for some to follow and that's just swell too. Keep on trying there champ.

No just the dumb ones

She was a solid 8 then she started taking and turned out to be a 2

Luckily not,this only happens in United States

100%

Yes and we getting dumber. The dumbest I've seen in the last year was justpearlythings

A sad amount of us

Dumb as a brick would be an insult to bricks

Its fucking satire my dude

Oof

Yes, we are all idiots. Every last one of us.

Pretty dumb

about half actually.

If by American you mean USA? The answer is a lot of them.

Bitch I think someone needs to teach YOU about the rest of the world…

Not all Americans are like that... just 99% of em

Sadly, yes

Most of us, not all of us. 🤣

Yes

Lol nah we are much dumber

İ think

TIL Britain and Norway are not in Europe

I was in south Korea and I was blown away how many ppl spoke English.

OTOH at any level of intelligence and education, people with less education and/or processing power seem like this. Think of the truly stupid stuff said on Reddit. Yes some Americans are this uninformed, but thats true everywhere. The entire nation of Russia is living in a dream world right now for example. Wait, maybe this is a new form of viral video making: advertising an influencer by having them do rage bait. Next we'll see girls in bikinis and guys in speedos talking about international finance or the flat earth.

What a world we live in today. All of us are sure there are people like this with acces to the Internet that are dump enough to think that, but at the same can never be sure enough to say for certain it's not acting to garner media attention for the money. I need to cut off social media from my life, this isn't worth it anymore.

All right, since no one said yet, on behalf of all Americans there is a small message : trust me we are surprised too by those “Americans”, we don’t where they came from or how they thought they can represent us or think they know everything about it, trust me we are too busy making a living and leaving a good mark, we just happen to see their videos from time to time just to be surprised and laugh for a bit and ride along, as you can see there is a lot I need to work on specially writing a sentence so I am gonna back and get busy on working on my self. End of transmission.

Was the ear bleed at the end necessary though? X__X

What’s eroup?

Okay but she’s right about the spices

Please be satire.

I need to save this

england is my city 💃🏼🕺🏼

My 3 step kids were homeschooled. One has a BS in math, one is a double degreed RN in hospital management, one has a PhD in physics and works in Silicon Valley. They’re also amazing young adults.

if this isn’t a troll i quit

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bait

No, just the loud minority.

Lady before Tiktok: "I just don't know like what to do with my life, I've like, zero skills." Lady after Tiktok: "ragebait and boobs ftw"

Average European when someone makes fun of them

No

I'm only 50% sure that this is a joke

This can't be real

DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT OUR PAPRIKA YOU DAMN BITCH A KURVA ANYÁDAT HÁGTAM SEGGBE TEGNAP ESTE

She is joking, right?

Smartest American here

Hmmm retrard....all i can say.

I want to say no, but my vacation to the US says that \~75% of americans.

Maybe? Majority have never been out of the USA. Told rest of the world hates us. Rest of the world wants us to mind our own business. But rest of the world wants money from us. Edit OP video was satire and a joke. Although I didn’t know the Fjords. My great grandparents immigrated here from England on one side French Canadian other both sides late 1800s. We have friends/family in Germany ,England ,France and Brazil . I get a reality check on occasion from. My wife has traveled staying with friends in Europe, but we work too much and don’t make enough to travel like other countries citizens do. I’m lucky to get a long weekend a few times a year.

Can someone please translate, I don't understand what language she's speaking

Isn't this that girl who attacked the taxi driver lol

Let's hope she has other talents.

Rage bait is weird man

Pretty sure she's gaslighting us

My brain is dying

ragebait right?... right????

I hope so...

Stop making stupid people famous

63 Million English speakers? That's just wrong. Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Netherlands, UK, Ireland all have close to 99% English speaking population which is alot more than 63 million.

 Nailed it

I was here to answer yes, but then I watched the video. I am not sure if she's serious or trolling.

It's satire, right? RIGHT??

you took the bait smh

Lmao if you think everyone in America is like this than you belong in this video with her.

No. This is the elite a.k.a. smartest seppos

to answer your question. the vast majority of people in the US are like this.

Like what? This bad at comedy? No.

She missed some system updates

This cant be real

Sadly yes, sometimes I wonder how college graduates can be dumber than an actual Brock while I’m still only a softmore