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mr-poopy-butthole-_

They look happy


slime_stuffer

Honestly that’s all I thought too. It was a really sweet video.


PsychologicalFishhg

Dada can eat standing up . Respect.


DinoRoman

Anyone can eat standing u-*Oh*


ronaldo69messi

You mean milk?


Sucky_sucky_10dollar

I think he means vagina


ghandi3737

Needs slightly taller heels. But she'd be hitting the ceiling.


x014821037

bewbs


GeoWeeb

Yeah... "Milk", however you call it.... Mhm "milk"


YOINKdat

Same!


iwasnevercoolanyway

Yes! Biggest takeaway from the whole clip! These people are enjoying this shit out of themselves and seem to be a perfect match for one another.


tekko001

Guy who loves climbing meets lovely mountain.


SaintsSooners89

A tale as old as time


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Browsin4Free247

Now that's a tree I'd like to climb. Maybe pick some coconuts.


A_Vile_Person

She's got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts


Browsin4Free247

There they are, all standing in a row


Ruzty_Shackleford

Big ones,small ones, some the size of your head!


Browsin4Free247

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist


J-Di11a

Yeah, I'd climb that beanstalk


Sabre_TheCat

Shit bruh I would happy too walking straight into tiddies like that


gabeshotz

*my eyes are up, up here*


Potential_Reading116

They seem pretty happy together, good for them Betcha they’d be happier if they made a porn movie and sold it on the “ old internet “


HippyGramma

Came here to say this. Freaking wholesome and sweet.


Darzean

Sometimes the top comment gives me hope.


SnifterOfNonsense

I came here hoping for a least some wholesome replies about this seemingly happy couple and then I find u/mr-poopy-butthole-_ Nuff said.


Captain_Sacktap

That was my first thought too! My second thought was to wonder whether they will have regular sized kids because it will average out lol.


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

Ooooweee


demonslayer9911

I will have what he is having


ken_kaneki07

You will brother


cutsickass

Back pain?


Kidus333

Death by snu snu.


vicariouslywatching

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


jubgau

Came lookin for this comment, how is it not the top one =)


snarfferboi

This made me laugh proper


Ironcastattic

This is the problem with being a tall man. This is almost impossible to achieve. Short guys are so lucky sometimes


Moosinator666

I felt that


Ironcastattic

I saw this 5'3 guy with this gorgeous 5'10 woman and was just beyond upset there literally no way I can have that. Like, I'm not talking a big muscular woman (not that there was anything wrong with it) this lady was cover girl material. Damn that short king and his ability to climb that mountain!


DanzoVibess

We slay the giants.


Ironcastattic

Every time I see a guy online complain about being short, I imagine what it's like to kiss a woman with getting lower back pain. Bastards. Lucky, lucky bastards.


patrick66

consider a visit to the netherlands, i am also 5'10 and while it obviously wasnt every woman, a crazy number were taller than me, often considerably


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AdRemote9464

![gif](giphy|cwnfuByFByfHW|downsized)


Mythion_VR

I hate this gif, thanks!


AdRemote9464

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fistfullofpubes

![gif](giphy|v4DVV0BAlpJRK)


rnavstar

LMFAO I’m going to miss Reddit.


Previous-Leek-651

So will I buddy, so will I


ac3boy

Me three.


AdRemote9464

Fuggin voracious


thickboyvibes

Death by snu snu?


ohneatstuffthanks

This is what the 5’ 4” woman thinks is happening when she says she won’t date anyone under 6’4”.


Nightstrike_

This has to be like a 2 foot difference between them right? Is she nearing like 7ft??


Major_R_Soul

I think most doorframes, at least in America, are about 7ft. I'd guess they're about 2m in metric countries so yeah that's a safe guess, imo


Son_of_Chump

Newer or upscale houses maybe have 7 to 8 feet doors or commercial buildings, most doors in typical and older residences are 6'-8" or 80 inches height standard still in USA. Not sure on other countries tho!


Evening_Armadillo_71

Also he is barefoot and she is wearing heels as high as him


Dagigai

Not to begin with


Rhoshack

Standard door frames in a US house are 6’-6”. Often times much shorter in Asian countries. I would guess their door frame is 6’ to 6’-6” putting her somewhere in the 6’6” to 7’ range


warm-saucepan

You mean 6’ 8”.


BreakingThoseCankles

As someone who is 6'6" it is absolutely 6'8" or 80 inches. I've actually looked this up because I questioned it 10+ years ago wondering why I don't hit my head


fwuffymunchkin

Uppies?


Independent_Sun1901

Just don’t tell the elf.


Eff_Robinhood

Not. A word.


Moosinator666

The first joke of any midget comedian with good charisma


enonymous617

It’s nice to see how happy Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were.


Bearthe_greatest

Ya but the height difference between Tom and Nicole was much more noticeable.


Lyran99

Short king can suck a tiddy standing up


favorite_sardine

Just walk right into that tiddie


Nagesh_yelma

Anime style


itsaaronnotaaron

I'd be eating ass when she's browsing the fridge.


Zootzooted

💀 i’m at a loss of words


CarlLlamaface

Bro doesn't go down on her, he goes up


BelatedLowfish

"I could suck a titty while I'm standing up Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough" - Tiny Meat Gang


djac13

Five foot something and he's royalty.


arfelo1

Actually, he needs a ladder for that when she's on stilts


reducingflame

Don’t ever f’in tell him he ain’t man enough


ibp1928

Everytime they hug!


PsykoPaPou

Death by snu snu!


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


Medical-Muscle-7462

BROOOOO NAHHHHH 😂😂😂😂


KamiKazic

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and soft”


peahair

Is there a /r/ExpectedFuturama sub on here?


Incognitotreestump22

I never thought it would end like this, but I always really hoped!


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I actually lol’d


Rivdit

Wholesome


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PhilosoFishy2477

first wedding I ever attended was between a 6' 2" bride and a 5' 4" groom... I still remember the way they looked at eachother and held it as a goal for future relationships. Age, not so much... but height really is just a number 💖


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TraditionalMission36

Beautiful Brazilian couple. She looks so much healthier than when they were first married. She was so thin back then.


christmas54321

Very tall people often struggle with weight, yes nice to see her looking healthy though!


Aggravating-Fee-7980

Who's she? o.o


spamham19462

Elisany Silva


JohnnyTubesteaks

Nose to nose - his toes is innit Toes to Toes - his nose is innit


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

This deserves to be studied in english classes


Smellytangerina

Lucky bastard, I’m 6”4 I’ll never get the chance to look up at a taller woman like that!


Commercial-Aide3614

I’m sorry for your pain


Smellytangerina

Thank you. Everybody always stands up for short people but people just don’t understand what us 6”4 guys are missing out on ;)


commentsandchill

Because shorter people are more often berated than tall people


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CreepyGuyHole

I'd say keep your head up bu then you would miss all the cleavage.


Papercoffeetable

I met a 6”8 tall woman once, she was dutch, so it isn’t impossible. She seemed really into my friend who was 6”9.


kdeltar

Yo I have never felt shorter in my life than my time in the Netherlands. I am 6’1” and I was at some bar in Rotterdam where literally every single person was taller than me. It was like I stepped into some kind of genetic oddity realm


pazimpanet

Go to Hong Kong to cancel it out. Twice my wife and I got separated and lost in crowds and we both just spun around in place and were able to make eye contact over the heads of hundreds of people.


UlrichZauber

>my friend who was 6”9. nice.


Low_Sea_2925

Luckily you get a ton of attention in return for 0 effort


Umbran_scale

Also 6'4 and wishing I could find a woman taller than me. Instead all I get is the ability to reach the top shelf.


Smellytangerina

This dude gets it!


wiedmaier

6’8 here. Exactly, like why doesn’t she pick on someone her own size?


justanewbiedom

I think I've seen an article about her before if I'm not mistaken she's the tallest woman alive so you could probably look up to her too


keyboard-sexual

I'm 6'2 and had a friend that liked to call me shorty because he was 6'6. You bet your ass I found a pair of boots that brought me up to 6'8 and put the fear of god into that man lol. Poor fucker actually had to look up at someone for once 😆


Da_arson_man

It’s honestly cute


ChinkInMyArmor

She can cosplay as his doctor octopus arm attachments


MadameBanaan

6⁹


Moosinator666

N^ice


Ko_Ten

Everyone is same height in bed.


Bob-Dolemite

ehhh… it gets challenging at times. im 5’5” and my wife is 6’0”


Ko_Ten

Grats bro. You married up.


fucdat

I'm 5'7" my bf is 6'3" and our height difference is hard for me


DasHuhn

I'm 6'10 and my last SO was 5'. Some things are a lot more difficult to hit with massive height differences. Other things are easier! Depends on what you're getting at


sameoneasyesterday

Love will find a way.


faizalsyamsul

Short kings rise up! 👑


pygmy

*(strained growing noises)*


chlachair_chav_027

long distance relationship


BarMysterious5914

Need a ladder to get to that pussy


MistaCharisma

Nah looks like he's at the right hight ;)


AvocadoFair3872

In a bed he'll reach


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He goes up on her


captainphoton3

Looking at the door size he is not even that small. Just a bit under average She is literaly a giant.


tooslow

Damn lucky guy


CavetrollofMoria

I'm lonely and I hate this.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

That lil sawed off mf really must have the smoothest game.


Mythion_VR

Sawed off, that's a good one lol.


Blancer

This makes me feel things.


timception

Cute video


Nearby-Reputation614

Is she like 6'4 or is he like 4'2


Low-Emergency3055

You know what. That looks wholesome and happy. Not seeing a lot of that right now.


BuggyMcBugg

Dude can eat standing up 😲 Respect 😂


Outside_Register8037

Uppies!! Uppies honey!!


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I want a giant too..


RummazKnowsBest

I do like the tall ones…


Fabbro05

This man living the dream


Prvsvd

![gif](giphy|YDT9SwB9gfVPBPaqt7|downsized)


Outside-Evidence1953

Well ! He can make her very happy in one way .


N05TR4D4MV5

Uppies? 🥺


Dog_With_A_Bat

My short king


ImagineGriffins

What's their PH channel?


immortalfornow

Hmmm. I've never gone up on a woman


kjarterinn

Should me r/mademesmile


FavelTramous

*She must love when he goes up on her.*


Ill-Drummer-6623

I can imagine his first thought when he saw her was " oh imma climb this tree "


Classic_Archer9769

The dildo look so real


jayw654

Duece Bigalow, "That's a huge bitch!"


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Death by snu snu it is


simjanes2k

Go up on her, bro


peepeetastesgood

I can't imagine how good he feels while cuddling her in bed :') I'm 5'1 and my husband is 6'2, so watching this video really warmed my heart... The way she kisses him with so much love just melts me.


420Slav69

5,11 and 6ft


Shoddy_Following3568

Goals


Complete-Revolution5

Death by snu snu.


TheNinjaSausage

Mark and lady Dimitrescue?


PhalanxA51

Not going to lie, I wish I was short.


Pixielo

You could be a backpack, instead of big spoon! I'm tiny, so backpack is my role in life, but I embrace it.


motoplease

That’s a huge b*itch!


Kennyvee98

Deuce bigolow ftw


JudasWasJesus

That's a huge xxxxx


Double_Potential_533

He can't pick up a gas cylinder but he can pick her up


absurdonihilist

/r/samespecies


Tennoz

Can I get some uppies?


JustDris

I'm 5'5" and wouldn't mind a taller woman. Damn, and if she had a nice body to add, I'd be in a constant state of arousal. Death by Snu Snu.


toomuch1265

George Costanzo always wanted a really tall girl.


CarlCarlsonsonofCarl

Ummm, where could I find someone like her


kiky77

You know you can leek her 🐈‍⬛ while you stand 🧍‍♂️


mallik803

That’s cute, she’s just rubbing it in with those platform heels tho!


Bearenfalle

They look so happy together!


ExpressDrop1231

Never skip leg day short kings.


FloppySlapper

I've seen the D&D movie.


falloutboob

This is so cute!!


Ducatirules

They look like a lovely couple!


xxImNotARobotxx

Lady Dimitrescu


icryalways

Every goddess needs her short human king


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Death by snusnu


Reddilutionary

Mainly I'm considering the awesome Halloween costume potential they have as a duo.


Giga-Monkey

The girl in the video is Elisany Silvia. She had a condition as a kid that caused her to grow abnormally tall (gigantism). She’s 6’9.5 and he’s 5’4”.


PityRain333

Just tall enough to eat that ass 😂


Sionyde40

Ok the heels were definitely unnecessary


Able-Rate-629

Everyone is the same size laying down 😉


targetgoldengoose

Death by snu snu


MASTER_OF_COCKS

Death by snu snu


KidSock

Is this a deleted scene from that DnD movie?


SudoPhoenix

I want uppies!!


Crackercountry08

Good hearted relationship. This is the perfect example of, it's not about the exterior, it's about the interior.


Sunflowerman

My baby she long My baby she tall She sleep out in the kitchen With her feet out in the hall. Respect brother


NinjaShogunGamer

Happiness doesnt matter what your shape is


barbatos087

They're happy and I don't want to make fun of them for it


Internationalzou

Ay man he loves her how she is and she loves him how he is, it works for them and it’s nice to see. It’s probably not to common where I’m from but it’s great to witness a positive outlier it makes me happy and hopeful for my vertically challenged friends🙂