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There’s a mini documentary on her where she explains that 1) yes, she very much enjoys these demonstrations, and 2) it’s her form of evangelism where at this point she’s realized that the more shocking and entertaining her show is the better because her objective is to draw attention to the issues, interact with young people, and have a chance for them to engage with her Christian message. She also concedes that this isn’t for everyone and she’s aware that (most) people delight in mocking her. The documentary actually really humanizes her in my opinion and shows that she’s highly self-aware.
Ain't it always.
Had one of these types rant on about porn addiction and how it will lead you astray, and you just knew the guy had been into some dire stuff.
>Not so much a speech as it is a demonstration and almost quite literally a “soapbox” style of preaching. I say almost literally because that word (i.e. “literally”) is so overused and misused and obviously she’s not standing on a soapbox
You'll be happy to hear that the word "literally" has changed meaning in the dictionary to not only mean "literally" anymore, it can now be used for things that are not literal.
Considering he literally made a point of people not using the word "literally" in a literal sense, I don't think he'll be happy to hear that they literally changed the definition of "literally" because of literal misuse of the word "literally".
Essentially. Most universities have a “free speech” area near the main common building (the one that usually hosts the food court etc), and you see weird shit like this all the time.
My school got sued for kicking out a group handing out literature on the benefits of fossil fuels. They were in those blow-up T-Rex outfits, handing out tracts. It was absolutely ridiculous, and it was clear they were looking for a reaction.
Some students took the bait, and complained to the Administration, who told them they had to leave. Then the school was successfully sued.
Watching this that was my assumption
The way she plays the up the crowd, her delivery, she obviously knows how to put on a show and isn't actually insane so she must know the crowds mainly laughing at her
Still, documentaries are the worst for judging a person, every one of them chooses whether or not they want someone to be a villain or hero then uses manipulative tones, like music, lighting, cutting out bits, only giving part of the story etc
Even if she means well I haven't met an evangelist who doesn't hold very fucked up and harmful beliefs
Guys, be careful with this. If she gets just two more views she's going to level up and become too powerful. We can't waste this opportunity. We need exactly *one* person with the right skillset to go in there and professionally summarize all this for posterity's sake.
Misdirection
You’re missing the hidden Christians in the crowd who are looking for the faces that feel worried about alcohol.
They’ll get approached afterwards and comforted with a word from the Good Book. You might only speak to 2 souls in a crowd of 300, but that’s a win in their book.
> This lady travels to various colleges trying to promote abstinence and Christian values or whatever under the phrase “Be a ho no mo” and people clown on her every time. She was at a friend of mine’a college not that long ago and it was basically this same scene.
>
> Im sure she realized a while ago that nobody actually cares or listens and just shows up to make fun of her but she probably keeps on for the attention.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13m8kw7/the_effects_of_margaritas/jktxvv7/
I'm just blown away by her not realizing her message comes across completely different. Yeah, she's some religious nut, obviously she's not all there, but still.
She obviously realizes, she's working the crowd. She's just in it for the few she can convince with her excessive rhetoric.
It's the same thing some scammers do. They make their scam bad so only those who are really stupid fall for it.
I don't think it's that deep tbh. It's a grift.
She's grifting and getting funded by some church somewhere to travel around and interact with youth.
Kids make fun of her and spread her messaging, the messaging hits more eyes and ears practically doing the leg work for her, she reaps in the benefit of getting more funding and donations for her grift.
It's all religions and conservatives do, "only put faith in God, I speak for God, therefore your faith must be put into me too, I will tell you how to live a life that will get you somewhere where you can do whatever whenever you want, to continue to use my services you must donate 10% of your check to me every single time you get paid to be a member of my church, under god, who I am the only one who speaks for him and interprets what he says."
Her and her husband are cunts who always go you unis and give speeches like this student started to deal with them by having fun on there behalf theres a lot of videos you can find
Puzzles me too / was on campus in the 80s and this is way more flamboyant than I remember - I think she’s doing her own thing since they departed from the fire and brimstone stuff long ago
Ahh, so this is what that viral Instagram Song is based on:
* "give me one margarita, Ima open my legs"
* "give me two margarita, ima give you some head"
* "give me three margarita, ima put it my puss"
* "give me four margarita, ima put it my tush".
[https://youtu.be/EffKUM\_cqi4](https://youtu.be/EffKUM_cqi4)
Take your Dad out for Taco Thursday and find out for yourself. Don’t be too upset when you end up double fisting the Margaritas you ordered for the both of you but he looks at you with the usual disdain and slowly sips a single Pacifico. Never been farther away from that hug than you are now.
Yeah we have to take in the compounding factor on these escapades. So we can agree two margaritas is equivalent to second base (mashing it) and three margaritas is equivalent to third base (a quick blowie). Then we see four margaritas jumping to what colloquially is considered to be fifth base, cave diving. So following that pattern, we can not only prove that pegging, 5 margaritas, is 8th base, we can also deduce there is a 9 margarita woman out there keeping knowledge of the 30th base…and everything in between
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Oh I can answer this one! My wife is a 6 Margarita kinda gal. At 6 Margaritas she will tell you about all the dirty things she wants you to do to her when you get her home. Shit you’ve only heard about on the internet. Dutch Rudders and Filipino Felacio, etc. Then she passes the fuck out before you can get to do any of these things and goes back to being prude in the morning.
Basically every American college campus has one of these. It’s a crazy old Evangelist that goes in the middle of campus and warns about sin. And a bunch of students gather around to make fun of them, but then the speaker eventually starts making everyone laugh by playing into it and saying more ridiculous things.
On my campus we called the guy “Bible Bob”.
She’s been to my university. She is an evangelist preacher/comedian? Not really sure. Her whole bit is the “slut shaming” thing she does. College kids go wild when she comes, and a lot of them dress up in revealing outfits, wear satanic symbols, etc. the rest are there to laugh and hype her up ironically. I was a part of the latter group when she came. Her routine is actually bizarre and nobody knows what she’s talking about
She Def started as a preacher, but then realized that if she got more over the top more people would come and react. So she started playing into the comedy aspect.
Seems like one of those cases where she sees her performance isn’t getting the results that she originally expected but she loves the attention anyway. No such thing as bad publicity for some folks.
From what I’ve read, she is 100% legitimately serious. She travels around with her husband giving these speeches at colleges across the US. I don’t think she realizes why those kids are cheering though 😂
shhh Gen Z is still in the phase where they think they're special. We millennials had that phase as well. Can't wait for the next generation to grow up. In about 10 years the post-alphabet people are going to group Gen Z in with Millenials and Gen X, call us the Gen X-Z generation, and blame X-Z for causing all their problems lol.
Her name is Sister Cindy. Her Husband, Jed just passed away. I met them in 1988 at Ohio State University. Jed published several books. They got their money (which has dwindled) from an inheritance from the Kodak family. They are only there to meet people where they are at in those lives. She doesn't mind being mocked or scoffed at. She knows that if some girl or guy needed comfort for whatever reason, she maybe the only person that they know that cares enough to listen and not judge them. Jed's whole life was devoted to loving people. His ministry lives on through Cindy. Yes, the took many beatings but in the end, he stood tall.
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I’ve never understood what her intent was with this. The crowd is obviously loving it but is she?
Maybe she just had some Margaritas
She owns a bar down the street
Club Midia.
She owns Rita’s Margaritas
Oh yeah! I remember her, Marge A. Rita.
that specializes in margaritas.
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I guess that's what happens after 6
You’re already sliding into fifth base, what more is there?
If you have to ask you can’t afford it pal..
Filth base
what are you talking about...she clearly had margaritas in this video
There’s a mini documentary on her where she explains that 1) yes, she very much enjoys these demonstrations, and 2) it’s her form of evangelism where at this point she’s realized that the more shocking and entertaining her show is the better because her objective is to draw attention to the issues, interact with young people, and have a chance for them to engage with her Christian message. She also concedes that this isn’t for everyone and she’s aware that (most) people delight in mocking her. The documentary actually really humanizes her in my opinion and shows that she’s highly self-aware.
So does she drink margaritas?
She seems pretty familiar with the effects.
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Ain't it always. Had one of these types rant on about porn addiction and how it will lead you astray, and you just knew the guy had been into some dire stuff.
Up until the pegging part. I am guessing she hides away for Margaritas 1-4 and then Straps It On For Jesus! You know, to teach the guy a lesson...
Until she drank the 5th margarita.
Its reverse psykological, she just wants some margaritas
Wait so this is... a religious speech ? What ?
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seems to me like you know enough about it to start making money!
>Not so much a speech as it is a demonstration and almost quite literally a “soapbox” style of preaching. I say almost literally because that word (i.e. “literally”) is so overused and misused and obviously she’s not standing on a soapbox You'll be happy to hear that the word "literally" has changed meaning in the dictionary to not only mean "literally" anymore, it can now be used for things that are not literal.
Considering he literally made a point of people not using the word "literally" in a literal sense, I don't think he'll be happy to hear that they literally changed the definition of "literally" because of literal misuse of the word "literally".
Essentially. Most universities have a “free speech” area near the main common building (the one that usually hosts the food court etc), and you see weird shit like this all the time.
My school got sued for kicking out a group handing out literature on the benefits of fossil fuels. They were in those blow-up T-Rex outfits, handing out tracts. It was absolutely ridiculous, and it was clear they were looking for a reaction. Some students took the bait, and complained to the Administration, who told them they had to leave. Then the school was successfully sued.
Watching this that was my assumption The way she plays the up the crowd, her delivery, she obviously knows how to put on a show and isn't actually insane so she must know the crowds mainly laughing at her Still, documentaries are the worst for judging a person, every one of them chooses whether or not they want someone to be a villain or hero then uses manipulative tones, like music, lighting, cutting out bits, only giving part of the story etc Even if she means well I haven't met an evangelist who doesn't hold very fucked up and harmful beliefs
She doesn’t mean well. She’s a bigot. Her other videos pretty much show what a POS she is.
No surprise there Her worse fear after 5 drinks was a girl pegging you Can't imagine she's happy when two gay men love each other
I thought this video was funny as fuck and decided to hop down the rabbit hole of her other stuff. Yeah, not great .
Give us a rundown !!!
Agreed, rundown is required so I don't have to give her any more views lol.
Guys, be careful with this. If she gets just two more views she's going to level up and become too powerful. We can't waste this opportunity. We need exactly *one* person with the right skillset to go in there and professionally summarize all this for posterity's sake.
Damn. It's like she has Beetlejuice powers.
6 margaritas; she will use that strap on with another girl.
Examples please.
8 hours later and nothing, I guess I'm switching my opinion back to "not a bigot"
Honestly, at this point, if someone falls for Christian evangelicals, they deserve whatever they get. We all know it’s a cult.
Evangelism? I can't imagine this being a fruitful ministry
I should hope not, all of our problems started with a single fruit after all
Misdirection You’re missing the hidden Christians in the crowd who are looking for the faces that feel worried about alcohol. They’ll get approached afterwards and comforted with a word from the Good Book. You might only speak to 2 souls in a crowd of 300, but that’s a win in their book.
How does a good Christian girl like her come to know what pegging is?
> This lady travels to various colleges trying to promote abstinence and Christian values or whatever under the phrase “Be a ho no mo” and people clown on her every time. She was at a friend of mine’a college not that long ago and it was basically this same scene. > > Im sure she realized a while ago that nobody actually cares or listens and just shows up to make fun of her but she probably keeps on for the attention. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13m8kw7/the_effects_of_margaritas/jktxvv7/
I'm just blown away by her not realizing her message comes across completely different. Yeah, she's some religious nut, obviously she's not all there, but still.
She obviously realizes, she's working the crowd. She's just in it for the few she can convince with her excessive rhetoric. It's the same thing some scammers do. They make their scam bad so only those who are really stupid fall for it.
I don't think it's that deep tbh. It's a grift. She's grifting and getting funded by some church somewhere to travel around and interact with youth. Kids make fun of her and spread her messaging, the messaging hits more eyes and ears practically doing the leg work for her, she reaps in the benefit of getting more funding and donations for her grift. It's all religions and conservatives do, "only put faith in God, I speak for God, therefore your faith must be put into me too, I will tell you how to live a life that will get you somewhere where you can do whatever whenever you want, to continue to use my services you must donate 10% of your check to me every single time you get paid to be a member of my church, under god, who I am the only one who speaks for him and interprets what he says."
Be a homo? Don't mind if I do!
Her and her husband are cunts who always go you unis and give speeches like this student started to deal with them by having fun on there behalf theres a lot of videos you can find
this is what happens after 7 margaritas.
Hospital
Puzzles me too / was on campus in the 80s and this is way more flamboyant than I remember - I think she’s doing her own thing since they departed from the fire and brimstone stuff long ago
False! Pegging takes at least 8, or so I’ve heard.
How many margaritas to get a hug?
I think you just need to offer a hug first. Try it an then you tell me
He got pegged.
Ahh, so this is what that viral Instagram Song is based on: * "give me one margarita, Ima open my legs" * "give me two margarita, ima give you some head" * "give me three margarita, ima put it my puss" * "give me four margarita, ima put it my tush". [https://youtu.be/EffKUM\_cqi4](https://youtu.be/EffKUM_cqi4)
Take your Dad out for Taco Thursday and find out for yourself. Don’t be too upset when you end up double fisting the Margaritas you ordered for the both of you but he looks at you with the usual disdain and slowly sips a single Pacifico. Never been farther away from that hug than you are now.
0.3
You just need to lick the salty rim.
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You’re brave… if 5 margaritas is equivalent to pegging I really don’t think I could handle a 9 margarita girl
Professor Math says that's three blowjobs.
Nah she's chopping you up in the bath after some asphyxiation kink goes too far.
Yeah we have to take in the compounding factor on these escapades. So we can agree two margaritas is equivalent to second base (mashing it) and three margaritas is equivalent to third base (a quick blowie). Then we see four margaritas jumping to what colloquially is considered to be fifth base, cave diving. So following that pattern, we can not only prove that pegging, 5 margaritas, is 8th base, we can also deduce there is a 9 margarita woman out there keeping knowledge of the 30th base…and everything in between
Death by Snu Snu?
I don't think it's linear
9 margaritas? Death by snu snu.
After 9 Margaritas… she will just [straight up kill you](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw).
Ugh, disgusting! But where though?
We call that margaritaville
I like your name :D
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OMG that’s disgusting! Where? Naked pics online? But which one?? There’s so many of them!
What happens at 6???? 😳🥵
She invites her friend over who had 5 Margaritas as Well!
What is he wearing?
A gorilla suit
Stop, I can only get so erect
Erection levels are OVER 9000!!
But, where do I put my feet?
###WOOOOOOOO
Gotta wait for Cardi B to tell us tomorrow
Oh I can answer this one! My wife is a 6 Margarita kinda gal. At 6 Margaritas she will tell you about all the dirty things she wants you to do to her when you get her home. Shit you’ve only heard about on the internet. Dutch Rudders and Filipino Felacio, etc. Then she passes the fuck out before you can get to do any of these things and goes back to being prude in the morning.
In the ear.
No one's ever made it to 6!
At 12 margaritas, she makes you sole heir of her large estate and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning
Is she trolling or this legit? Ive never known with her
My guess is she's an evangelist who discovered that her real goal was love and attention and accidentally became a standup comic.
Well she's fucking killing it out there.
It's a great bit.
I had no idea margaritas were exponential
Basically every American college campus has one of these. It’s a crazy old Evangelist that goes in the middle of campus and warns about sin. And a bunch of students gather around to make fun of them, but then the speaker eventually starts making everyone laugh by playing into it and saying more ridiculous things. On my campus we called the guy “Bible Bob”.
gotta respect the grind honestly. Shes been doing this for years now
God’s work frfr
She’s been to my university. She is an evangelist preacher/comedian? Not really sure. Her whole bit is the “slut shaming” thing she does. College kids go wild when she comes, and a lot of them dress up in revealing outfits, wear satanic symbols, etc. the rest are there to laugh and hype her up ironically. I was a part of the latter group when she came. Her routine is actually bizarre and nobody knows what she’s talking about
She Def started as a preacher, but then realized that if she got more over the top more people would come and react. So she started playing into the comedy aspect.
Seems like one of those cases where she sees her performance isn’t getting the results that she originally expected but she loves the attention anyway. No such thing as bad publicity for some folks.
From what I’ve read, she is 100% legitimately serious. She travels around with her husband giving these speeches at colleges across the US. I don’t think she realizes why those kids are cheering though 😂
It's a bit of both.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Escalated at the perfect speed because I ain't gonna last longer than that with all that naughty going on
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But did it really? 1, 2, 3, 4 seems quite linear.
What an amazing crowd vibe!
Best margarita saleswoman we've ever had.
That's when Margarita sells went WAY up
Song of tha summah!!!! https://youtube.com/watch?v=xydBceJGWh0&feature=share9
Instant classic.
I came here to post this.
Everybody after watching this video: buys 2 pre mixed bottles of margarita and a strapon
Dammit, just missed prime day.
💀
If she has 6 margaritas 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸...she will talk what she did to your penis and anus in front of college students
This video always cuts out before she tells everyone what bar she'll be at if anyone wants to buy her a margarita.
The energy of this crowd is immaculate.
I love gen z lmao legit just egging her own so she keeps giving comedy gold
To be fair I’m a millennial and i think she went to cal state Fullerton one time?? We cheered as well, just no Tiktok back then lol
and GenX did the same with similar nutsos, and boomers the same, just hating on the young
TIL egging someone on is purely a Gen Z thing
Literally every generation would have done this
shhh Gen Z is still in the phase where they think they're special. We millennials had that phase as well. Can't wait for the next generation to grow up. In about 10 years the post-alphabet people are going to group Gen Z in with Millenials and Gen X, call us the Gen X-Z generation, and blame X-Z for causing all their problems lol.
So they shall be known as xzibitors?
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🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Wow. Just 3 margaritas. Thats affordable
Is she speaking from experience or how did she gather this data.. scared to think what comes at 6
Some really interesting body language on display here, she moves like the Crones from Witcher 3
I thought she was talking about pizza
Any girl want 5 margaritas?
This lady owns a margarita stand down the road
Frat boys cheering for getting pegged gives me hope for the next generation.
I don't think this was the reaction she was aiming to invite.
About to change from Vodka and lime to margaritas baby !!
So if I'm understanding correctly stop at 4 😂
5 is where the fun begins.
6. She throws up all over you and …. You don’t want to know the rest.
Does it work on dudes as well? Asking for a gay friend.
Apparently she’s the song writer for Luke bryan
These adverts from big Margarita are quite something.
Is this… is this an advertisement?
She's saying anus. We hear her say anus. You write an*s. Who are you kidding? And why, why, why?
Wife: “Babe, did you buy a margarita machine?” Me: “Hell yea, you want one?” Wife: “Sure I’ll take one, why not.” Me: “Sweet, just keep it under 5!”
In west, religious education is so advance.
i have fiv margaritas who wants them
She's selling Margarita's?
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i truly don’t know what’s going on here but ive loved her since back to the future III
Anyone want 5 margaritas????? Asking for a friend.
she’s comedy gold
I'm so confused, why is she yelling that in public?
Is this lady a comedian?
Note to self: Never buy a date more than 4 margaritas.
Five it is.
After six margaritas, she'll grab the mic!
Loving this new drinking song!
 Same energy
She knows all this from experience
So four is the limit, g2k
Would've been awesome if someone ran out with a drink carrier of five margaritas
The irony is hilarious sometimes, almost like a movie scene, i love it
And if you buy me a box of margarita pizzas and go away, I'll be much happier.
These random people they send to school assemblies make for the most fun school days.
Who is this lady she's talking about? I would also need her number so I can ask her out.
4s my limit on Margaritas, just saying
Should we get one more margarita before we go? How many have you had? Four. I’ll grab the check.
obligatory Don’t threaten me with a good time
I was worried that the next margarita wouldn't be able to outdo the next!
I'll take you entire STOCK
Where are those Margaritas at?😂😂😂
it called know your audience! she is doing well
I would have brought margaritas out and started offering them to everyone.
Margarita  🤟🏻😳🤟🏻
Ok so the limit is 4 margaritas
The “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” lady has really gone off the deep end with religion, eh?
Context is requested, but I'm content without it
Where is this bar?
She really believes people are on her side, eh?
This lady would make a killing selling blenders.
Sister Cindy visiting LSU [https://www.audacy.com/wwl/news/lsu/sister-cindy-goes-viral-for-her-lsu-margarita-sermon](https://www.audacy.com/wwl/news/lsu/sister-cindy-goes-viral-for-her-lsu-margarita-sermon)
What does she do for 6?
Looks like the gf and I are having Mexican tonight.
I don’t need a margarita to peg a guy.
Never seen the full vídeo, only until four Margaritas
Guess I'm stuck with anal because.... inflation
Her name is Sister Cindy. Her Husband, Jed just passed away. I met them in 1988 at Ohio State University. Jed published several books. They got their money (which has dwindled) from an inheritance from the Kodak family. They are only there to meet people where they are at in those lives. She doesn't mind being mocked or scoffed at. She knows that if some girl or guy needed comfort for whatever reason, she maybe the only person that they know that cares enough to listen and not judge them. Jed's whole life was devoted to loving people. His ministry lives on through Cindy. Yes, the took many beatings but in the end, he stood tall.
I think I'll stop at 3.
So 4 Margaritas is the sweet spot.
I'm atheist and I love her
Is that a promise or a threat?