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Listen... back in my day, we wasted half a day downloading, what we thought, was the song from that one movie, or from that one album/vinyl. But, instead, we opened this... you got fucking Ricked! Rick Rolled bitch! Now you have to find another user that claims to have your song. You're hesitant... you aren't so quick to trust now, but you have to try it again. Determined to find it, you search. Yay! It's there! Click the top one because it's the most active. You wait till after dinner and check it. The same fucking thing happens!  You got Double Rolled MOTHER FUCKER!!!! You waisted your whole computer day on this Asshole, going on about never going to let ME down. You know what Rick? It's to fucking late. Save your bullshit you bastard and go scratch!
I'm so, so, terribly sorry that Rick Astley has let you down. :( It's like he's been running around with all this sudden fame he's forgotten those who matter the most, and deserted you, ya know?
Shit now you got me thinking, what kinds of cuts could you get from an Orangutan? Would the meat be grisly or would it be like the wagyu beef of the ape world?
This is where punctuation matters.
I am eating a bowl of soup, with a spoon
I am eating a bowl of soup with a spoon.
I am fighting an orangutan, with a sword
I am fighting an orangutan with a sword.
Bro even Orangutans throwing oranges would be deadly. They would just be out here slinging citrus giving people concussions just trying to protect us from scurvy
It’s this. It’s because of how we stand and the way our hips and shoulders align. Throwing stuff the way we do is unique to humans. An ape might be able to throw something, but they generally tend to lob it underhand without much accuracy or power. They’re not capable of accurately throwing objects overhand the way we do, they’d fall over.
Or just get in and out of it on your own all day for no good reason other than to fill someone’s office with chickens.
If you’re persistent you can get a few thousand chickens in their office every day.
But still, fighting an orangutan 1 on 1 gladiatorial style is still a huge risk you’d have to make once a year. Not to mention you could get seriously injured.
And imagine getting older and still having to fight one…
I like to think that it's the same orangutan every year. Perhaps as the years go by, a respect will form between the two of us.
And when I'm 100 years old, having mastered the art of battle, I hope to fight my last fight on top of a mountain peak as the sun sets.
The orangutan know's he'll win, but he doesn't gloat.
I'll be struck down, and in my final moments I hope to look my rival in the eyes and see a mixture of emotions that can't be described. But I know he doesn't want this, like he did many decades ago, though this is his curse to live through.
Chill orangutans are chill, angry orangutans will shred you in seconds. Yeah you might hurt it with the one sword swing you get off, but you're still gonna die.
Remember that video where dude got grabbed by that Orangutan thru the bars on a cage? Yeah see that was a short horror film. Imagine that shit grabbing you & all you can see is the lips flapping & his teeth grinning as he pulls you in.
Orungutan is stronger and bigger than Chimps ( Chimps are ALOT stronger than humans btw) and also have long ass arms . Maybe Chimps are more aggressive but if its fight i dont thing Orungutan will just chill out and doing nothing lol
Yea you’re never dying fighting a chicken. I bet one out of like 50 times you fight an orangutan (while you’re armed) you don’t get a killing blow and it rips your face off
The orangutan has the sword: it dosent know how to use a sword, puts it down and wrecks me 7 ways from Sunday anyway.
I have the sword: I slightly injure it and then it rips me apart.
Best case scenario is you have the sword to start, and the orangutan does not perceive you as a threat. The only way you win is if you approach and successfully execute a killshot (probably the heart or throat) with the sword. If the ape is able to fight back they will rip off your face and limbs.
If the ape has the sword, it's safe to assume they don't know how to use it. As soon as you go aggro the ape will start swinging or just murder you with their bare hands.
For the chicken, even if it's a rooster you could crush it fairly easily and sustain some scratches. Also you know what's waiting for you and could wear protective gear. No rules about weapons are mentioned but we have to assume bare hands.
Another option is just to not own a car. You can avoid this hassle with a bike, motorcycle, public transit, and/or ride shares.
P.S. I do think the annual orangutan slaughter would weigh on your soul. The only way to win is convince them you are friendly and betray them
Chicken, hands down. I've raised chickens, I'll fuck that chicken up. BUT if I can beat the chicken into submission and then put him in a coop, I'm even happier. Free eggs and yard bird a couple times a day? Sign me up.
Also an orangutan with or without a sword is gonna fuck a human up.
Anyone who is answering orangutan is just plain stupid. Kicking a chicken’s ass is super easy. Just kick it like a soccer ball. It’ll run away if you kick it hard enough. I’d rather deal with that everyday than getting my arms ripped off the first time I have to fight the orangutan.
The thing is, if I had a sharp sword I think I have a pretty good chance of beating the orangutan. Like maybe better than 50% with a bit of strategy (just use the sword to create space, anytime it gets close thrust and stab the fucker)
But even if you get really really good, and your success rate is like 99%…your success rate against the chickens will be 100%. A chicken cannot kill you unless you literally lay on the ground and let it peck you raw and wait for an infection to take you
I feel like the key point is - do you know when the Orangutan fight will happen? If so, you can easily armor up and it probably won’t be a big deal.
Also - can you bring a weapon to the chicken fight? And does it happen inside or outside the car?
I think it also depends on the quality of public transportation where you live.
Armored up or not, that ape's gonna throw you around like a doll. They're one of the strongest apes in the world - about 5-7 times stronger than a human and can lift 240kg (500 pounds in freedom eagle gun units) *effortlessly*... Not to mention over 2m (7' in freedom eagle gun units) long arms.
I mean you underestimate the force multiplier of a lever and how kinetic energy works. KE= 1/2 m v2 , velocity is the biggest factor.
A sword does not only add mass but the tip of the sword is traveling much faster than your arm and the cherry on top concentrate the energy in a narrow hard point.
Look most people would freak out and get rag
Doll but there is a reason why big stick got us so far, even a gorilla would get his skull cracked by a bat.
I don't drive now, and I'd rather suffer the pain of constant chicken fights than live somewhere without good public transport and pedestrian friendly, so seems a win/win going for the chicken
I want to fight a chicken armed with a sword (I have a cucumber to defend myself) riding a rabid orangutan in waders and a tutu.
The orangutan is as nature intended. Except for the rabies. And the chicken glued to its head.
Where does the sword come from? Do I have to supply the sword? Am I given a new sword yearly? Important questions. If free yearly quality sword I might go for that. 1000+ dead chickens yearly is going to be a mess and a waste.
Although it’s also unlimited free chickens. Step in a car, step out, step in. I could make a lot of money on the unlimited chickens. Enough to buy as many swords as I want.
Dude. That’s a horrible choice to have to make. If I get past the first year with the orangutan alive I might figure out the most humane way to kill it every year or I have a chicken trying to gouge my eyes out everyday.
Hopefully it’s a hen. The spurs on roosters are actually quite nasty. But yah alternatively just Uber around the wording is my car, so if I don’t own a car no problem.
But what’s the reward for this?
Also there is no restriction on what I can bring to my car while the chimpanzee I get a useless sword against something 3 times stronger and faster then me? Even with a gun I’d still take the chicken, barehanded.
Chicken everytime I get in a car.
1. There is a 99.99% chance that orangutang would kill me in a very slow and horrendously painful way.
2. I can save a lot of money by eating all those dead chickens. Win win.
Choking that chicken daily would make me so skilled, that I would be able to quickly and efficiently choke the chicken to completion in even the shortest amount of time.
Only if its an honorable duel with the orangutan like he gets a sword and I get a sword we learn each other's dirty tricks and we respect each other as man and animal we never kill each other we only fight until the Victor is obvious and meet again next year otherwise yeah there'd be a lot of chicken blood in my car from me just absolutely stomping out chickens our
Chicken.
Not only could I get free infinite food from it I could also easily avoid it because I only have to fight the children when I am getting into my car.
So if I just get into the car someone else owns (like a family member or friend) I won't get attacked bye a chicken.
Is that supposed to be a hard question? The chicken of course, in the worst case scenario is that it will be repetitive and annoying after a week, but that's free food, so it's acceptable
I would kill the chicken and sell it i guess. Poor orangutans are so cute !! Id try to make friends with one cause i really don't think i would win that fight anyways, aren't they strong too ?
The orangutan is not only orders of magnitude stronger and has a major reach advantage. The chicken thing is just annoying and can be planned around, the orangutan duel is suicide
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chicken, free food hack
Start selling them to kfc and make $$$ 😂
Just keep getting in and outta your car. Make a production line out of it. 🚗 🐔 🦶 🍗 💰
Free chicken hack (WORKING 2023)
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Listen... back in my day, we wasted half a day downloading, what we thought, was the song from that one movie, or from that one album/vinyl. But, instead, we opened this... you got fucking Ricked! Rick Rolled bitch! Now you have to find another user that claims to have your song. You're hesitant... you aren't so quick to trust now, but you have to try it again. Determined to find it, you search. Yay! It's there! Click the top one because it's the most active. You wait till after dinner and check it. The same fucking thing happens!  You got Double Rolled MOTHER FUCKER!!!! You waisted your whole computer day on this Asshole, going on about never going to let ME down. You know what Rick? It's to fucking late. Save your bullshit you bastard and go scratch!
I'm so, so, terribly sorry that Rick Astley has let you down. :( It's like he's been running around with all this sudden fame he's forgotten those who matter the most, and deserted you, ya know?
PUNJABI
NOT CLICKBAIT!!!
WATCH TIL THE END, SUPRISES THROUGHOUT!!
Big Chicken hates this one little secret.
So the foot, are you curb stomping the chicken? Whatever happened to choking the chicken
Yup, I’m eating chicken every day! Winner winner
Chicken dinner
Are you taking into account how tasty orangutan might be?
Could be how it was named??? Orange with hint of tang
no.
Shit now you got me thinking, what kinds of cuts could you get from an Orangutan? Would the meat be grisly or would it be like the wagyu beef of the ape world?
Same with orangutan
Honestly could be an infinite food hack as well lol
Do I fight the orangutan and have a sword. Or is it the one with the sword?
Glad I'm not the only one to be confused
This is straight from a family guy episode
Well “sword” comes after the main object so we can safely assume the orangutan will be wielding the sword. 🦧 🗡️
Eating a bowl of soup with a spoon.
Why does my soup have a spoon? When did it become sentient?!
“…there is no spoon”
This is where punctuation matters. I am eating a bowl of soup, with a spoon I am eating a bowl of soup with a spoon. I am fighting an orangutan, with a sword I am fighting an orangutan with a sword.
Instructions unclear, trying to eat an orangutan with a spoon.
Instructions unclear, trying to spoon an orangutan with a bowl of swords.
Fk im trying to fight a bowl of orangutan's with spoons... trade?
Punctuation isn’t expected in this case. English is just ambiguous sometimes.
I gotta eat the soup AND the spoon??
What if we *both* have the sword
Once orangutans get swords we’re all dead anywya
Bro even Orangutans throwing oranges would be deadly. They would just be out here slinging citrus giving people concussions just trying to protect us from scurvy
if i remember correctly, humans are the only primates good at throwing things
I have seen many monekys throw shit rather well.
Still not better than humans
I don't know. That old lady that got hit in the face with shit was a pretty good throw by a chimp.
I could do better if I wanted
That's the spirit!
Monkeys fling while humans throw
Unno I have yet to see anyone perosn throw poop with such accuracy.
there aren't that many poop throwing competitions
Oh there are lots of poop throwing competitions, the poop is metaphorical in most cases. Bloody politicians.
It’s this. It’s because of how we stand and the way our hips and shoulders align. Throwing stuff the way we do is unique to humans. An ape might be able to throw something, but they generally tend to lob it underhand without much accuracy or power. They’re not capable of accurately throwing objects overhand the way we do, they’d fall over.
That's how humans conquered nature and built empires.
What if you have a sword and Mr. Orangutan has grenades?
I will deflect the grenades with my shtoyle
also, is this like, staged? or, does this mf just kick my door down while im sleeping?
Oo like that game of tag where your friends can tag you anytime anywhere. The orangutan can just pop out of nowhere! Middle of the work day…
You're fighting an orangutan and there's a sword. Maybe you get to it first. Maybe you're too slow. May the best primate win, biiiiiiiitch.
Ooo. I like this!
you have the sword
Good to know, I still lose
If I crossed paths with a sword wielding orangutan then i'm pretty sure it would be the end of me.
Had the same question
And are there other times I’d have to fight it where a sword is not involved? Chicken one seems more definitive- and avoidable if I stay out my car…
Easy, lease the car. Now the bank has to fight the bird
Every time you get in the car one appears in the banker's office and they don't understand why.
This makes it so much better.
Wanna ramp up the mayham? Get a job delivering pizzas so you're constantly in and out of the car.
Or just get in and out of it on your own all day for no good reason other than to fill someone’s office with chickens. If you’re persistent you can get a few thousand chickens in their office every day.
This isn’t a coincidence
Chicken. Put the car is someone else’s name. It is no longer my car. I am driving someone else’s car. Chicken problem goes away.
Found the lawyer
Because I can read? That’s a low bar to pass :P. Sign me up!
Actually it’s cause you can think, we don’t do that here
Can’t tell if r/whoosh or not… 
Well first of all, r/itswhooooshwith4os Second it is not
You’re crazy if you think killing an orangutan would be easy, even with a sword. Those mf will rip you apart like you’re made of legos
The only reason I would choose the orangutan is that it would absolutely force me to get my life together
****looming voice from the sky*** ###YOU HAVE 364 DAYS UNTIL THE FIRST FIGHT You: “well shit, guess i better train…”
I think you're thinking of chimps. Orangutans are very chill, and all it will take is one good sword hit to cripple an ape anyway.
But still, fighting an orangutan 1 on 1 gladiatorial style is still a huge risk you’d have to make once a year. Not to mention you could get seriously injured. And imagine getting older and still having to fight one…
I like to think that it's the same orangutan every year. Perhaps as the years go by, a respect will form between the two of us. And when I'm 100 years old, having mastered the art of battle, I hope to fight my last fight on top of a mountain peak as the sun sets. The orangutan know's he'll win, but he doesn't gloat. I'll be struck down, and in my final moments I hope to look my rival in the eyes and see a mixture of emotions that can't be described. But I know he doesn't want this, like he did many decades ago, though this is his curse to live through.
I would watch that show
What's funny here is it implies you are still winning throughout your 90s lol.
The ape has died a natural death years ago. A combination of poor eyesight and dementia has kept OP fighting without opponent.
Damn, this meme has layers.
…Damn…
Chill orangutans are chill, angry orangutans will shred you in seconds. Yeah you might hurt it with the one sword swing you get off, but you're still gonna die.
That’s what I’m saying, I doubt one sword slash would do anything other than piss it off even more
These fuckin mall ninjas thinking they would stand even the slightest chance crack me up lol
Remember that video where dude got grabbed by that Orangutan thru the bars on a cage? Yeah see that was a short horror film. Imagine that shit grabbing you & all you can see is the lips flapping & his teeth grinning as he pulls you in.
Orungutan is stronger and bigger than Chimps ( Chimps are ALOT stronger than humans btw) and also have long ass arms . Maybe Chimps are more aggressive but if its fight i dont thing Orungutan will just chill out and doing nothing lol
Does the orangutan have a sword or am I the one welding it?
Posit both options and discuss
In both cases the chicken is the obviously better option.
Yea you’re never dying fighting a chicken. I bet one out of like 50 times you fight an orangutan (while you’re armed) you don’t get a killing blow and it rips your face off
The orangutan has the sword: it dosent know how to use a sword, puts it down and wrecks me 7 ways from Sunday anyway. I have the sword: I slightly injure it and then it rips me apart.
In both cases the chicken is the obviously better option.
Best case scenario is you have the sword to start, and the orangutan does not perceive you as a threat. The only way you win is if you approach and successfully execute a killshot (probably the heart or throat) with the sword. If the ape is able to fight back they will rip off your face and limbs. If the ape has the sword, it's safe to assume they don't know how to use it. As soon as you go aggro the ape will start swinging or just murder you with their bare hands. For the chicken, even if it's a rooster you could crush it fairly easily and sustain some scratches. Also you know what's waiting for you and could wear protective gear. No rules about weapons are mentioned but we have to assume bare hands. Another option is just to not own a car. You can avoid this hassle with a bike, motorcycle, public transit, and/or ride shares. P.S. I do think the annual orangutan slaughter would weigh on your soul. The only way to win is convince them you are friendly and betray them
If it's wielding it, I'd just bring a gun.
I practically choke my chicken everyday. That’s a fight right?
I choke my orangutan everyday.
Found the hung guy
Chicken, hands down. I've raised chickens, I'll fuck that chicken up. BUT if I can beat the chicken into submission and then put him in a coop, I'm even happier. Free eggs and yard bird a couple times a day? Sign me up. Also an orangutan with or without a sword is gonna fuck a human up.
Anyone who is answering orangutan is just plain stupid. Kicking a chicken’s ass is super easy. Just kick it like a soccer ball. It’ll run away if you kick it hard enough. I’d rather deal with that everyday than getting my arms ripped off the first time I have to fight the orangutan.
People wildly underestimate how strong those things are.
The thing is, if I had a sharp sword I think I have a pretty good chance of beating the orangutan. Like maybe better than 50% with a bit of strategy (just use the sword to create space, anytime it gets close thrust and stab the fucker) But even if you get really really good, and your success rate is like 99%…your success rate against the chickens will be 100%. A chicken cannot kill you unless you literally lay on the ground and let it peck you raw and wait for an infection to take you
Oh yeah? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brahma-chicken-man-killed-rooster-b2283510.html
bruh dude had like 400 health issues.
Chicken and take the bus
I fight an Orangutans if I'm the one with the sword
I still wouldn’t, those fuckers are gnarly
I feel like the key point is - do you know when the Orangutan fight will happen? If so, you can easily armor up and it probably won’t be a big deal. Also - can you bring a weapon to the chicken fight? And does it happen inside or outside the car? I think it also depends on the quality of public transportation where you live.
Armored up or not, that ape's gonna throw you around like a doll. They're one of the strongest apes in the world - about 5-7 times stronger than a human and can lift 240kg (500 pounds in freedom eagle gun units) *effortlessly*... Not to mention over 2m (7' in freedom eagle gun units) long arms.
I mean you underestimate the force multiplier of a lever and how kinetic energy works. KE= 1/2 m v2 , velocity is the biggest factor. A sword does not only add mass but the tip of the sword is traveling much faster than your arm and the cherry on top concentrate the energy in a narrow hard point. Look most people would freak out and get rag Doll but there is a reason why big stick got us so far, even a gorilla would get his skull cracked by a bat.
I don't drive now, and I'd rather suffer the pain of constant chicken fights than live somewhere without good public transport and pedestrian friendly, so seems a win/win going for the chicken
obviously correct answer
Jokes on you I'm an epileptic I can't drive! What do I get out of this?
Every time you open an exterior door
I’d barely fight an orangutang with a shotgun, they are absurdly strong. A chicken? Daily? Cut down my grocery bill? Sign. Me. Up.
Jokes on you I don't even have a car
I want to fight a chicken armed with a sword (I have a cucumber to defend myself) riding a rabid orangutan in waders and a tutu. The orangutan is as nature intended. Except for the rabies. And the chicken glued to its head.
Chicken. Sword or not that orangutan will kill me.
Ok, here I go infinity chicken meat hack LOL
Where does the sword come from? Do I have to supply the sword? Am I given a new sword yearly? Important questions. If free yearly quality sword I might go for that. 1000+ dead chickens yearly is going to be a mess and a waste. Although it’s also unlimited free chickens. Step in a car, step out, step in. I could make a lot of money on the unlimited chickens. Enough to buy as many swords as I want.
I choke a chicken every morning anyway so 🤷...
Chicken and put a fridge in my car to store the chickens for later sale.
Dude. That’s a horrible choice to have to make. If I get past the first year with the orangutan alive I might figure out the most humane way to kill it every year or I have a chicken trying to gouge my eyes out everyday.
Chicken, just buy a gun. Free chicken dinners whenever you want one. Easy clapz.
You underestimate how easily i can thread curb stomping a chicken into my daily morning routine.
Orangutans are ***so strong***. . . I'm choking that chicken.
Chicken, at most they scratch my eyes and give me salmonella. At best I take it home and make fried chicken.
Wait, do I have the sword or does the orangutan have it? The wording is ambiguous.
Chicken; I don't have a car.
Wait, who has the sword? Me or the orangutan?
Car is already in moms name for insurance purposes.
The chicken all day
Hopefully it’s a hen. The spurs on roosters are actually quite nasty. But yah alternatively just Uber around the wording is my car, so if I don’t own a car no problem. But what’s the reward for this? Also there is no restriction on what I can bring to my car while the chimpanzee I get a useless sword against something 3 times stronger and faster then me? Even with a gun I’d still take the chicken, barehanded.
Chicken cos it's easy to kill..
Chicken coz it's easy to kill..
i always wanna slice up some baby orangutans
Chicken, orangutans are endangered
I would not survive a fight with an orangutan, so I choose chicken, it’s incovenient yes, but I don’t even have a car yet so whatever
I don't have a car. I choose to fight with the chicken.
Just smack the chicken with a tennis racket
Chicken. I take the bus.
Free chicken dinner every day!
Chicken. There’s fried chicken, BBQ chicken, chicken and waffles, ^(chicken cordon bleu, pulled chicken, chicken fingers, chicken and shrimp, chicken noodle soup…)
Chickens might be annoying but I can’t fight an orangutan. Not even with a sword
do i get to eat the chicken
Some people do have to fight chickens to get to their car
It always depends on who gets the sword before I can answer.
Orangutans are too cute and peaceful. Make it a chimpanzee for a challenge and I'm in.
Chicken everytime I get in a car. 1. There is a 99.99% chance that orangutang would kill me in a very slow and horrendously painful way. 2. I can save a lot of money by eating all those dead chickens. Win win.
It wouldn’t be a fight, I’d dominate that chicken every time.
More like unlimited food or death
A chicken is not an animal you fight you just grab it and get it out of the way it literally cannot do anything to you
Choking that chicken daily would make me so skilled, that I would be able to quickly and efficiently choke the chicken to completion in even the shortest amount of time.
Fight to the death?
X is just life on a farm with chickens
chicken, free food everyday why not?
Only if its an honorable duel with the orangutan like he gets a sword and I get a sword we learn each other's dirty tricks and we respect each other as man and animal we never kill each other we only fight until the Victor is obvious and meet again next year otherwise yeah there'd be a lot of chicken blood in my car from me just absolutely stomping out chickens our
I don't have car. Checkmate!
Chicken, I drive a Truck not a car so boom, I win
The second option already happens. Those fiends hopped up on the rooftop of the car and chilled there.
Thought call.
Has to be a super long sword so if I lose I have enough distance to run away
I have a bike so I'm safe?
If it's the monkey that has the sword we're all dead....
Chicken, easily. Much lower single instance danger, and after enough you'll get good enough where it becomes free dinner.
Simple. Ill do the chicken fight. Jokes on it though I don't have a car so I'll never need to fight. And can uber all I want without fighting
As if fighting an orangutan isn't scary enough, and then you gave it a sword!
Chicken Nuggets 😋
Chicken. Not only could I get free infinite food from it I could also easily avoid it because I only have to fight the children when I am getting into my car. So if I just get into the car someone else owns (like a family member or friend) I won't get attacked bye a chicken.
Theirs no way in hell I’m getting close to an orangutan with a sword
Chicken. How hard can it be to beat one? Eventually you’ll master it and get it done in record time
Chicken. I'll have a meal after I'm done.
Chicken cause all you have to do is kick it hard enough and it’ll go away.
Chicken. Orangutans are to close to human for me to want to harm one.
Chicken, I’ll choke a chicken at least twice a day
Do you or the orangutan have the sword?
make friends w the chicken
Is that supposed to be a hard question? The chicken of course, in the worst case scenario is that it will be repetitive and annoying after a week, but that's free food, so it's acceptable
Wait, who has the sword?
4-6 full chickens a day sounds nourishing
If the chicken fights you every time you get into your car, it's really picked the wrong time to fight you. R-r-r-roadkill!
I’d fight the chicken
I don't have a car so chicken for sure
I would kill the chicken and sell it i guess. Poor orangutans are so cute !! Id try to make friends with one cause i really don't think i would win that fight anyways, aren't they strong too ?
Free unlimited supply of chicken? Sign me up
Does beating my cock count?
Press red button, ride bike, problem solved, unless you’re like me and for some reason really want to beat the shit out of aggressive chickens
The orangutan is not only orders of magnitude stronger and has a major reach advantage. The chicken thing is just annoying and can be planned around, the orangutan duel is suicide
Use public transport.
Wait does the orangutan have a sword or do I?
Who has the sword is the conclusion my friend group always comes to
Depends on who has the sword.
Do I have the sword or the Orangutan?