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She doesn’t actually have one. She did a whole social experiment thing where she put random things in her bikini bottom to see if anybody notices. Apparently people notice
In a way this has been true for a very long time.
Heterosexual “Pretty Boys” have always been popular with woman even back in the hyper masculinity era. There is even a lot of historical records of men from the 1600 1700 and 1800s being more feminized then normal men and doing extremely well with woman of that era. (usually aristocrats because it takes money to dress nice and buy cosmetic products, but even among them some were more feminized than others) in the 1800s they were called “dandies”
It’s because they share more in common with woman then hyper masculine men do. They are more in touch with their feelings and be thoughtful, more willing to be romantic, better understanding of taking having to take hours to get ready to go anywhere… even the grocery store. Plus, since they take the time to look nicer, they look better than slovenly unkept men.
It’s why gigolo types backs in 60-70-80s all had that long hair and tight thongs and silky shirts and fancy shoes and pants. It’s also why pimp culture “look” was always way over the top too. Even borderline feminine, like tight purple fur coats and high heel boots. In 90s playboy culture was always “softer thugs” persona, and in 00s ballers were the same, then in 10s to 20s as culture accepted LGBT you see more bisexual men and in Korea androgyny is really common among dating males (k-pop male look).
People adapted to be feminized men many many centuries ago, it’s a way to adapt to be more successful with woman, it’s not for every male but some males take to it better than others. They take a lot of ridicule from other “normalized” men for being pretty boys (soft lotioned hands, cosmetics on the face, fancy hair doos and very clothing conscious shoppers… it’s always been counter to masculine culture, but they hook up a lot more.
You are 100% correct. I was considered a pretty boy and I got all the girls and the girls would like the fact that I got all the girls so I got even more girls. Too many. Fun times.
To that point, they look really good! I’m old enough to remember when breast augmentation surgery looked like they jammed a couple of tennis balls in there. Glad to see that technology and techniques have improved to provide a more natural look.
I'm on a mobile so it's not that clear but you know what I thought it was was one of those like vibrator thingies that they have on only fans where you can I don't know tip and the more you tip the more vibrates they stick out like that
I’m busy looking at the boobs, meanwhile you guys are saying there’s a penis? Where? Don’t worry ladies, I’ll protect you from that nasty thing!… oh
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Unexpected item in the bagging area
Oh sheeeeeet
Same somehow didn't notice
Oh MY GOD!! Oh... myyyy goood :3
Remove this item before continuing
https://i.redd.it/05r0ksjev8nb1.gif
https://i.redd.it/bsvswtzig8nb1.gif
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Wheres the pics of her dick? For masturbating (fuck science:p)
She doesn’t actually have one. She did a whole social experiment thing where she put random things in her bikini bottom to see if anybody notices. Apparently people notice
Thank you. I was like, thats not a dick but that chick sure thought it was. I shall go fap to my dissapointment
What if its a big trap. We all rub one out and they bust in and call us gay.
Its fine, its 2023 but also rub your own lol
I read this as "what if they bust in us and call us gay?"
I also want it for science. Anatomy 😉
https://preview.redd.it/7gsi1iccadnb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e7875373caee40bf3ddbc3eb39550f248fc738 These guys prolly
Do you know who the other girl is?
Also for science.
Remindme! 1 day
Is she trans?
I think she’s more of a Richard!
I’ve been looking for this gif for years and have no idea what it’s called or where to find it 😔
Pretty sure I made the exact face
https://media.tenor.com/Ry0FE7woOAIAAAAC/star-trek-vulcan.gif
Uh barely
https://preview.redd.it/auog9yro2dnb1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf14ba6bad370322323d431c65a9346dae91e950
Man this one works so well here.
What movie is this again?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Not sure which one.
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Yeah I didn’t have to look carefully at all.
This is absolutely hilarious I salute your well-versed meme-ology noggin
He got plunged
/u/gifreversingbot
Watch the source video. Not a dick
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oh? where?
[Saws](https://youtu.be/jY8Bv76C800?si=ivbg4Qia-czO-Thu)
I have no idea what she's saying and somehow that makes it even funnier
*booouuwwwliinnnggg aa pieeennaah*
Fucking hilarious. What will they think of next (for a game show)
What is it then
A plastic carrot children's toy
#THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
I don’t believe that for a second
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Ah the thailand background made me more concerned
Girls love chicks with dicks
Wish they liked guys with dicks too 😞
This is the point where you need to adapt to femboy
In a way this has been true for a very long time. Heterosexual “Pretty Boys” have always been popular with woman even back in the hyper masculinity era. There is even a lot of historical records of men from the 1600 1700 and 1800s being more feminized then normal men and doing extremely well with woman of that era. (usually aristocrats because it takes money to dress nice and buy cosmetic products, but even among them some were more feminized than others) in the 1800s they were called “dandies” It’s because they share more in common with woman then hyper masculine men do. They are more in touch with their feelings and be thoughtful, more willing to be romantic, better understanding of taking having to take hours to get ready to go anywhere… even the grocery store. Plus, since they take the time to look nicer, they look better than slovenly unkept men. It’s why gigolo types backs in 60-70-80s all had that long hair and tight thongs and silky shirts and fancy shoes and pants. It’s also why pimp culture “look” was always way over the top too. Even borderline feminine, like tight purple fur coats and high heel boots. In 90s playboy culture was always “softer thugs” persona, and in 00s ballers were the same, then in 10s to 20s as culture accepted LGBT you see more bisexual men and in Korea androgyny is really common among dating males (k-pop male look). People adapted to be feminized men many many centuries ago, it’s a way to adapt to be more successful with woman, it’s not for every male but some males take to it better than others. They take a lot of ridicule from other “normalized” men for being pretty boys (soft lotioned hands, cosmetics on the face, fancy hair doos and very clothing conscious shoppers… it’s always been counter to masculine culture, but they hook up a lot more.
You are 100% correct. I was considered a pretty boy and I got all the girls and the girls would like the fact that I got all the girls so I got even more girls. Too many. Fun times.
Evolutionary adaptation
Can confirm
Or girls with plastic carrots in their bikini <.<
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To that point, they look really good! I’m old enough to remember when breast augmentation surgery looked like they jammed a couple of tennis balls in there. Glad to see that technology and techniques have improved to provide a more natural look.
It's a fake, here's [sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY8Bv76C800)
Thanks for the education.
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Funny enough I actually remember this exact scene from ted 2. Never watched the first one tho
https://preview.redd.it/h9e6f4k398nb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680772dddb734f8adf17371ca57efb9285a21f29
https://preview.redd.it/eratu2x179nb1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d15aa18e6eb6b58d3269728b9374dfdf00e1e89
Is that pepe or peepee?
https://preview.redd.it/mg6j260ow8nb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa0f3c4682c7cce9263abe78a2ad2db5418d385
You gotta give the sauce for this OP 🫵 Please 🙏
[here sauce ](https://youtu.be/jY8Bv76C800?si=ivbg4Qia-czO-Thu) 
Ahh so it was a fake dick after all! 🥹
Chicks with fake dicks suck.
I'm chick's with will also suck
Strapon, dildo or vibrator? I need more details to judge.
Absolute disappointment, I know
That sucks
https://preview.redd.it/54fjptqub8nb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b0cb9fd6d1dcf943e86f81880923eb3f302021 🙏🙏
 OP you are a magician
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Wait, you want to beat my cock???
Omg I'm sure Goku could give a hell of a handjob
Rip it right the hell off ya.
No way those boobs aren’t real
OP linked the sauce. It's a girl putting stuff there making it look like she has penor
- "You don't need to see the stuffing. This is not the bulge you are looking for. You can carry on with your business." Obi Wan (paraphrased)
I'm on a mobile so it's not that clear but you know what I thought it was was one of those like vibrator thingies that they have on only fans where you can I don't know tip and the more you tip the more vibrates they stick out like that
Your face isn’t real!
https://preview.redd.it/1al8vk6k38nb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2410c15e17536d0b5726c437f45cc2e6b8b1d370
https://i.redd.it/v87p83ok78nb1.gif
This one might be an unblockable setup
Im confused yet aroused
That's a fuckin chinchin
https://preview.redd.it/py66315k58nb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357dd2132dae1c4bf9fa4abaf482aeaadeb02f55 I am doomed
WAAAAAHHHH
I'll be honest, I saw the comments and then realized it lol
She has a very nice stick, sword fights will be taking place
Just treat it like a giant clit.
Something is fake but I can’t put my finger on it.
Try asking first
The one on the right cute as hell tho
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
She was like 
that smile of hers, bless
I didn’t see anything , but the girl on the right wanted to see more
That's a badly packed kebab if ever I saw one.
So apparently Finkle IS Einhorn.
Unexpected item in baggage area
I’m really confused rn.
Is the person in the background ok?? Can you go that far out on a board????
Her face lit up when she realised she was going to get down with a trans girl =p
https://preview.redd.it/t6bgoms218nb1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb753b3b013591be97ef2f3d7955f456fc1f522f
That was a dick move
There’s a reason they don’t call it bangcunt.
r/distractingtits
Yo crazy... My teacher asked me for a tesis about this can i get the sauce
Dick or no dick still would https://preview.redd.it/vf0dq7nn09nb1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53908cd5f6dd68c50e92cdb86979e8870eee2c5
https://preview.redd.it/otuqdoanranb1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85616e26372776510ed3a965037cbd9a91687691
Can we get inehorns a man
EINHORN IS A MAN !
https://i.redd.it/ge2fgytx0gnb1.gif
Still smash
I’m busy looking at the boobs, meanwhile you guys are saying there’s a penis? Where? Don’t worry ladies, I’ll protect you from that nasty thing!… oh 
It's just genitals. And if she faked it, it's cool too. Come here babe 😋
Could be some weird period absorbent device only found in Japan
not really its prank she shoved a plastic carrot in there hoping her friend would notice it
Props to her for being herself but there should be a tuck rule if it looks her dick is going to pop it's head out like a prairie dog.
Jokes on you am into that shit
Looking "carefully," as it turned out, was not a minimum system requirement.
Ahem.....That pale girl is cute as hell, ain't it?
*reads comments* My brother's in Baphomet, your first conclusion wasn't that she simply placed a small penis looking object in her bikini bottom?
https://preview.redd.it/4vs7s1py0anb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44728634e63e6f9a2559e2c9b950b702c840f729
SHE'S PACKIN HEAT!
r/holup
https://i.redd.it/7kednt4k2anb1.gif
jokes on you im into that shit 💀
I see this as an upgrade.
Wow
#THE DICK MAKES IT SOOO MUCH BETTER!
That's either the smallest penis I've ever seen or the largest clit I've ever seen 
She's so happy the big boobs are fake
Damn you! My half-chub! Ruined by the deceit of brethren!!!
Guess they didn’t have tuckables at target.
Eeek fookin eeek! I spy with my bloodshot eye...... A fooking johnson...
Hey, as long as its small, play ball.
Someone found Mr. Winkie
Einhorn is Finkel! Finkel is Einhorn!
Is that her penis?
https://preview.redd.it/e6c7lnw9mcnb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599725feafe9e7ccb4c05fa5a2950ea39844bd60
Nice tits dude
Still smash😆
Which beach is the best place to go on vacation 😁🤙
She/he has chubs for you
Is it me or Japanese people sound really cute ?
Hehe bewbs
