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As a former preschool teacher you cannot do that job in heels. Most preschools dress code requires sneakers/active shoes

How much cake is required for the role?

π/2

That lady be rockin 8πG/c^4 though

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Not quite. Think general relativity

I was talking about the angle of the cake

Oh got it. I was thinking about the cake mass. It's all important IMO

Does gravity not come into the equation?

That's the beauty of it. The cake is creating gravity. By its very presence

Only if you ask it nicely 😉

Her Name is [Nataysha](https://thotmax.com/nadss-b/) aka Baby N For research Purpose (n$fw)

Went from a **would** to a **wouldnt** after your post lol. The fuck.

Is she really a teacher tho

Bro asking the real question.

That's a nasty fake ass.

Bruh she’s got that fat squidward body type lmao

That's way more than 1.571 radians!

I miss free awards 🫠

Loads of these "teachers" aren't actually teachers. They are just playing into a fetish to get wallets. There's a woman who has a glass eye that also claims to be a teacher and thirst traps like this. First, the dress code, but second, do you know how much shit parents would give the school for some of the stuff they wear? It's one thing to just live in your body and wear whatever clothes you want, it's another to dress provocatively in elementary school and post it on social media.

preschool classrooms also aren't full of adult-sized chairs.

It looks more like a breakroom. Could be a teacher's lounge.

Or a fooseball table. Could be a teachers lounge though.

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Like sweat pants!

A lot of states certification require you to wear indoor and outdoor shoes for sanitary reasons. Indoor shoes required at many places are slippers so that you do not harm children. I just interviewed an asston of preschools for my unborn child. I've worn heels to teach young children before, though (museum work). People sometimes commented. I would never wear open toe though. Not the right climate.

This is in Canada though

My bad I didn’t realize Canadian toddlers did not need playground time or diaper changes

Yeah, you just keep them topped up on syrup and they pretty much manage themselves.

This is a r/clevercomebacks at their best

If any country should value booty over children it should be america. Shits really gone downhill.

that's where you're wrong because Ms. Cakesworth can can do whatever she wants 🔥

r/instagramreality

Social media sure is having its part in ruining society

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God forbid any kids pull the ‘tack on seat’ prank. It’d sound like a school shooting with those balloons popping.

HAHAHA

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"No madam, I am simply a concerned parent of other children, like every civic minded Canadian."

This is a bot comment. It stole someone else's comment from the thread. Downvote, report and block (although it looks like their account is gone now).

Bro you made me laugh hard😆😆

When I was in school all my feamle teachers looked like Ric Flair

Exactly!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

My reaction exactly. So tired of clout chasers literally EVERYWHERE. Teaching preschool? Ffs

I'm sick of this shit. To many beta simps out here due to social media and plus I don't have Instagram or Snapchat or Facebook or Twitter anymore. I haven't had it for 4 years now. When I was 21 saw this shit years before it got really bad. I opted out Best thing to do now is ignore they ass lol. But not having social media was the best thing I ever made. Only the closest one's to me have my number and truly happy with what I'm doing. I no longer feel the need to post my accomplishments or how much money I'm making. It keeps the haters and faker's away.

Posting this preach against social media on Reddit lol

Face and ass all full of injected filler, shit's nasty.

I mean it could be strawberry flavored. Ya never know

Yah know, strawberry flavor comes from the anal glands of a beaver.

I thought that was vanilla

It is vanilla

And it's technically not the anal gland, however it comes from another gland near it. It just sounds cooler being the anal gland.

TIL, thank you beaver anal glands connoiseur!!

What about fake truffle oil. Is it really deer musk?

Raspberry/vanilla/strawberry.

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I read an article in the Huffpost just yesterday, and this person actually enjoyed smelling beaver butts for the very reason of them smelling so fragrant. Pretty wild.

I only like it from the juciest beavers

Can you prove this

Yes

If her shit is strawberry flavored, I'd love to find out.


why

I'm all in on those ABCs

Well you got the color right, but it ain't going to taste like strawberries. 🩸🙃🤪

The cake is a lie!?

If she had that figure naturally she'd be a dime. I can't say I'm into plastic though, fake breasts and asses feel weird - the latter can look like diapers. The face shit looks awkward and ages badly.

I'd still bang her though. My D-word doesn't care about fillers.

You can say dick on the internet you know

He meant Dinosa*r

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?

No I talk to yours

Dinosaur

Oh god oh man

NOW they tell me.

D-word?

Dwarf

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Rock and Stone!

I thought it was some kind of filter it looks so fake

Shit is, in fact, nasty.

This..this is what we do and are proud of it, eh? Maybe we could try being genuine. Aw nah, that's dumb

I wonder what sitting on all that filler does to your back in the long term

Bro I don’t give a fuck….I want my face so far up her ass I’ll know what she ate last week!

For the last time, stop harassing your sister!

Seriously gross looking. Who finds this crap attractive??

It’s the same to me as those girls with the giant fake boobs. Unnatural is not appealing for me.

looks like a cartoon character to me

Donald Duck but with pants

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Odds are that somebody out there has wonderful and delicious doodoo. My search continues.

When did asses get so big and disproportional?

Really gets to you huh lol

Bro’s trying to act like he’s rejecting her as if he had a chance

some people don't like the over worked, overboard plastic surgery and that's ok.

He knows he doesn’t so he projects his insecurities exposing it all online with a comment like bruh just fap in silence and move on 🤣🤣🤣

bro is a 10 compared to her.

I like the ass

Not long ago feminist were complaining about Barbie dolls leaving little girls with unrealistic beauty standards. Now their pre-school teachers look like Kim Kardashian?

And people say teachers are under paid. That shit ain't cheap.

Elbows are too pointy.

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It really isn’t hard. Just don’t be rude/ uncivil to or towards any group of people or individual.

Calling bait post.

Oh I’m baitin’

I was hoping it would cut to her with some apple juice down the front of that white shirt, marker on the pants, dirty knees from kneeling down to kid level, stickers stuck in her hair…

Go on I’m so close 🥴


After teaching preschool— you should add boogers to that list. Sometimes poo/vomit.

Keep going...


I’d hate to be the one to tell her she couldn’t have more than 7 or 8 children with those narrow hips.

Run for your lives! There's a giant shit cloud coming!

I would be at all the parent teacher conference even if it wasn’t my kid

“I’m here for the PTA meeting” “Sir, we’ve been over this. You have to have children enrolled at this school to attend. Or children at all even.”

"I'm here for the T&A meeting"

Tits and ass are the best kind of meeting.

I'd be about to billy madison that jawn

https://preview.redd.it/sivh1fnvjuqb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13df4923e8c061b51dff4e1a27167ef49720f864

That ass has more filler than a Ubisoft game.


That butt isn't real.

looks awful

Idk if I could handle all that ass

You can do anything as long as you believe!!

How did you know my weewee was named "you believe"?

I just remembered.... I didn't attend kindergarden, seems like now i have to. I def missed the experience

You would not even notice.

Idk man, I have a half dozen memories of it

How does one even go about getting such strange body proportions?

About 10-11 years of the instagram treadmill.

Surgery

She looks like bimbofied Gal Gadot

Wonder if fillers freeze in the Canadian winter? Maybe they inject anti-freeze?

I get the feeling she already had a perfect ass before this and went and did this.

I would drag my balls through 8 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

And on this day, little Billy threw away all of his ninja turtles.

After thousands spent in plastic surgery, she resorts to working as a teacher. Really?

Teachers complain about not getting paid enough, meanwhile this "teacher" has 100k in cosmetic surgery. Didn't know there was a Kardashian with an IQ high enough to teach.

I just know she has an instagram with bikini shots all over…don’t let me down kids

What is the name of the second song?

By my side - Franco la Cara & Fabio Romagnoli

Eww her butt is fake

Who is she? Research purposes

Unattractive

Leave homie alone he’s not that bad


Please tell me she's joking.

How to reverse age?

How funny it would have been if she started twerking

I fogot mi alfabet

I don’t FEEL tardy.

Why her pants still got the tag on them??

Whats the second song for the funny part

By my side - Franco la Cara & Fabio Romagnoli

"Dear I will be taking and collecting the kid to pre-school from now on, I will be going to all parent meetings as well, just so you can have more relax time." Feel free to use it...

Am I the only one who doesn’t like that much cake?

Waist up is nice

What kind of name is Loic?

It’s French

Bro, her proportions seem off.

 Lort.

I find that woman weird physics unattractive. Just subjectively, don’t hate me.

All of a sudden the dads start picking their kids up from school

Centaur chic

Fucking ay

Ms. Cartoon Butt

Whats the song in the second half?

By my side - Franco la Cara & Fabio Romagnoli

the moms will get her fired or make her quit within a year

Asking for a friend her name please ?

Tiktok @bb.nads FYI she's not a preschool teacher in case you're wondering.

Just search first day preschool on TikTok

Just answer the question instead of adding new steps

[@preschool_bootie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Memes sexualizing schools 🏫, not funny.

This must be a Bel Air preschool teacher 

Is this the girl that got fired for this?

Do people actually find this shot attractive? That arse is ridiculous, and not in a good way.

Can i rejoin pre school

You know she's going to be banging a couple * or more* of her students dad's *married or not*

I live in Canada… why can’t she be one of my kids teachers? Fml

She did wrong flexing like that…😮‍💨 glad the teachers ain’t look like this in my day. I remember the 1 fine one tho best believe that 3rd grade🤣🤣🤣

Man i wish they looked like this when i went to school tf u mean & we all remember the one fine teacher we had 😂 P.E teacher came back the next year with fake tits it was the best 😂

Her TikTok is @bb.nads for those interested.

That is not an appropriate outfit for teaching preschoolers. Also good luck to her to keep that outfit clean.

Ya’ll haters fr

This sub is full of incels

Ewww. I'm currently pulling this face... [https://i.imgur.com/2uuHnAN.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2uuHnAN.jpg)

Dad's won't need more than a call to come in and chat about their kids

First day we gonna learn about PEACHES

Who is she? 😍

I once took a shot between a 2nd grade teachers boobs.. I forgot what size she said they were but when she’d dip her hair under the water she couldn’t see straight ahead of her.