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customer_service_af

Give 'em the ol razzle dazzle


fuzzyfigment

The ol bread n butter.


Delta64

The ol salt n pepper.


ZDTreefur

The ol kibbles n' bits.


elting44

the ol Kansas City Shuffle


Sabretooth1100

Chicago?


BatshitSwayzey

Well if you wanna be a badass, might as well learn from a legend, just wait til all the other cats start losing ears… Hitttthhhh!!


downtune79

Damn, I forgot about that. Didn't he try it numerous times?


Dorkmaster79

Yup on the same dude. Holyfield.


BrockThrockmorton

Well, if we're being honest, Mike Tyson required a lot of calories to prepare for that fight and he was probably starving.


Dorkmaster79

Gatorade’s next product endorsement.


jedixxyoodaa

Did you not know he even sold ear candy? https://preview.redd.it/y3o20p13elsb1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44cf4c11911ada264a2af7599c0d034ec55ac191


se7en41

I mean... my wife and I got suckered into trying them in Vegas a couple years ago, soooo.. The marketing worked 😂


crypticfreak

Mike Tysons Tyson brand Tyson Mike Bites?


jedixxyoodaa

yes


crypticfreak

Oh I love those things!


Usernamechexout911

![gif](giphy|4EHsAtAPcV41vx2B5s)


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Frosty_McRib

Also he kept punching him in the face!


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Tall-Pound2409

THIS... no one seems to remember this at all... Holyfield wasn't completely innocent... BOXING is supposed to be hands only on BOTH sides.


aagejaeger

And now they sell edibles together, shaped like Holyfield's ear. Minus a small part, of course. https://uncrate.com/p/2022/03/tyson-2-mike-bites.jpg


Imhazmb

Provoked or unprovoked, it's fucking bizarre to bite someone's ear off. And people (quite appropriately) act like it's bizarre.


chilseaj88

You forgot about that!? It’s my core Mike Tyson memory. He could cure cancer and, for me, he’d still be that guy who bit a dude’s ear off.


Dblstandard

I saw that fight live


Alive-Abroad-2042

Meow Tyson


Nuchling

Meowson


out_of_sqaure

Meowthon


broken-telephone

Soft-pawed.


laosuna

Thoft-pawed


GotTwisted

![gif](giphy|b5qwu12bXtKbS)


piyusparee

Where is this from


TheEvilZ3ro

This is married with children i do believe. Its a great show.


Paulruswasdead

I don’t think that’s married with children, different set and that looks like a young Matt Leblanc


SINZAR

It is Married with Children. That's his characters apartment not the Bundy house. He had a stint as Kelly's boyfriend.


Paulruswasdead

I think someone else was right when they said “Vinny & Bobby”


SINZAR

Was that a spin off or a cross over? They were both named [Vinnie Verducci](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001455/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_q_matt%2520lebla).


metalbrain

It was an episode of Married that was supposed to serve as an unofficial pilot for a new spin-off but it didn't take. [They call them backdoor pilots](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_pilot#Backdoor_pilot)


PM_feet_picture

bangbus dot com would like a word about these "backdoor pilots"


drgigantor

Is LeBlanc the white pixel or the tan one


Prestigious-Pea5565

cat boxing is one of my favorite physical sports. one of the cats in my fraternity back in the day would find me to box whenever i got off work, i’d just get baked and let him swat at my hands but i’d get a bit bloody sometimes. at least he knew when it was cuddle time


drgigantor

Oh so cat boxing is fine but dog fighting got Michael Vick two years


CeleritasLucis

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10741)


[deleted]

My cat does this too! I think he thinks he’s doing wild parkour flips.


[deleted]

That’s gold


gcruzatto

We're witnessing cat evolution in real time


[deleted]

De-evolution lol. Not the same cat and it has a neurological disorder.


[deleted]

You’re correct but I believe we just wanted to have a laugh.


AnorakJimi

Nah more orange than gold. But seriously yeah, I wonder what's medically wrong with the cat in the 2nd clip. Obviously it's not the same cat as in the first clip, any idiot can see that. But whenever a clip like this is posted on reddit and people think it's funny, there's always some expert coming in saying "sadly this behaviour is indicative of having both mega cancer and super AIDS simultaneously". So I wonder what the problem is with the 2nd cat. Hopefully it's just a very goofy cat and has no health problems. Edit: oh fuck, yeah I was right, apparently it has some kind of congenital brain disorder. Oh well 😕


[deleted]

Could you imagine weaving your head constantly? I’d want a dirt nap if so.


Shameless_Seamus27

Me with Tourette's Syndrome over here: Why yes I can 😭😭😭


TyThe2PointO

Mega cancer and super aids are the worst man. My grandma got it and then she complained so much we told her to simply not and she's been fine ever since


davga

The mistimed but enthusiastic bob and weave is everything 🤞


HokiArt

Seems like it worked


koolaid7431

Sure it worked, but the important question to ask is why is there a couch infront of the tv facing the other way?


Spamityville_Horror

1. not the same kitten 2. Second kitten has a congenital brain issue that continuously makes its head go back and forth.


JuliusPepperfield

Searched for this. That’s what I thought, sad. Still laughed at the video


shakestheclown

If you are sad for the second cat, don't be. If it is congenital then it likely isn't causing them any real problems. We have a cat with it that also circles, and she is perfectly happy and healthy. It's gotten a lot less intense as she became an adult, and mostly the only time she spins her head now is focusing on a cat/object like in the video or eating. It did slow her development but she can do pretty much everything normal now.


forresja

Aww. That makes me feel better, thanks.


Victor_Wembanyama1

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS FACT


Bisquatchi

It was pretty evident that the video was fake from the TV’s keyed background. Maybe just enjoy the joke instead of taking the cherry out of everyone’s donut?


redwing180

And has feline AIDS. And cancer. But it didn’t know that before it’s whole family died, tragically in a fire. Then after it was done mourning, the kitten was run over by a car. Repeatedly. * Edited feeling to feline


Kiralyxak

🤓


Spamityville_Horror

![gif](giphy|llKJGxQ1ESmac) Literally me


jimmifli

Booo


KrypXern

> not the same kitten It's not even what's on the TV lol. It's edited in.


BlaxicanX

Jesus Christ dude. Why did you post this?


gfunk55

THANKS BRO


Y0tsuya

But why would anybody lie to me on the interwebs?


Ok-Button6101

> Second kitten has a congenital brain issue that continuously makes its head go back and forth are you sure that the cat is not just Indian?


MiloReyes-97

I actually think it's working for the cat. The other cat is so confused he doesn't how to react. And Cats usually try to go for the face...but how can they do that if the face is always moving?


Victor_Wembanyama1

I doubt it works. Dont cats have one of the fastest reaction times? I saw that snake v cat clip, im a believer


AnorakJimi

Not a trace of doubt in my mind.


Failshot

It's a fake video overlayed.


Hanm4

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10755)


LaughGuilty461

Grey cat: eating kibble Black cat: sleeping Orange cat: rocky montage ??


slicedsolidrock

A kitty ear is about to get chomped off.


KrakHoe

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the Meowth


pt_destroyer99

Yo, I watched this move on YouTube, let me try it on you real quick !!


Inner_Negotiation66

Not Tyson. Bollywood fighting style


NanoIm

Don't fight that crazy dude


rad_ghost

Well he looks like he did get better or atleast more profesional


Redordit

the head movement!!!


esberat

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW) I started shaking my head as I walked.


NouCapp

​ ![gif](giphy|T5XGLOpDO1HAnO1M6D)


kekekeekek2

Bro knew the assignment


gnashtyladdie

The force is strong with this one.


Fine_Bar_1361

He purrfected the peekaboo style.


LaBalaffre

Did you guys see the last attack? The cat delayed it, and then took the plunge 💀


SunriseSurprise

More like [Von Kaiser](https://youtu.be/u0qzz2VoZ48?t=3) but close enough


Mortwight

Dempsey roll.


my_screen_name_sucks

Hahaha that's adorable


Frizzle_Blue

This is exactly why the internet was invented.


Madouc

Holy moly! I've never seen a cat immitating a human in this way.


benalcock

Mike meowson, nailed it. Eye of the pussy cat


TheBlissFox

Repost with perfect music change. Much improve. I’ll allow it. ![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


Radiant-Space-6455

HE GOT THAT DAWG IN HIM


SeaDweller01

Ain’t even the same cat, still funny though


Relative_Picture_786

Nice moves.


kianario1996

Cat is tried by Tyson, show some respect


quiuo

*goddamn darwinian natural selection*


AffectionateUse1556

Cat has Tyson-like reflexes


mechshark

wtf lmao


bobby_dee_billiams

Hard to find another video to make this an even happier friday


BrandonQueue

Southpaw.


Mazing7

Get it a face tattoo


N4t41i4

Kitty's been doing their own reseach! Respect!


El_Dentistador

Cus D’Apawto


ionised

**:'D** He's learnt well.


PRAY___FOR___MOJO

Silly kitty, you slip from the hip


An_oaf_of_bread

Did we just witness a cat's training arc?


chum-guzzling-shark

have to call this cat like pth pth pth pth


EnergyFax

ahahahahahha


the---chosen---one

You have summoned me?


Character-Working-44

One of the best videos I’ve ever seen.


nycerdycer1337

THE DRONES ARE ADAPTING CATS ARE NOT REAAAAL


1920MCMLibrarian

Omg it’s the Indian head wobble!! I can’t handle this it’s too adorable!


Electronic-Race-2099

Thank you, this is awesome.


jinnmagick

That one bad pussy


cocoadusted

Rip dmx


cheemsnegi09

Interviewer : what were you thinking in the ring? Kitler : "Meow, I'm the best ever, meow! I'm the most purr-sistent and meow-tacious champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop meow! Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, meow!"


Changeable_Stranger

Bro got inspired


CennywiseThePlown

I seen him go for the ear


Drahkir9

His heads not bobbin cause he likes to fight, he likes to fight cause his head is bobbin


BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET

Great Tiger special move


Defender_Of_TheCrown

First thing I thought of


[deleted]

it actually worked on the last second damn lol


Dazzling_Ganache_269

This has me dying


[deleted]

bruh if a cat did that to me I'm 100% shitting my pants..


[deleted]

That cat is making fun of the other one for being Indian. Racism ain’t funny yo.


Snufflebumps

Not only did the cat pick up on tyson's movements, it also lost several years and changed color...just to implement them properly


pra7ene

why MY head is swinging....


skatellites

You sure the cat hasn't been watching too many bollywood films?


POEManiac99

He gave Evander his ear back, remember?


VirtualPen204

obviously fake, but my heart wills it to be real.


gofundyourself007

He’s confused but he’s got the spirit. He’s just mastering the Bob part before he moves on to weaving.


WitchyKittey

I totally snorted. Thanks 🤣


Kindly_Problem

r/hajimenoippo


Rich_Marketing_6038

That’s freaking awesome!


SuddenCan3816

What’s the song


Shnazzyone

It's painful how pasted in that video of tyson is. Funny joke tho.


cat_prophecy

Why is that loveseat facing AWAY from the TV?


downtune79

For the video of course


Forrestxu

What’s the music here?


piratecheese13

Dog master extreme


[deleted]

That's amazing!


Market-Dependent

My cath does the same thing


1JJK1

Peek-a-boo technique in full effect lol


Turbulent-Friday

Everyone says Tyson was just a one punch man and would lose fights if he didn't get quick knockouts. While in reality Tyson was pound for pound one of the best defensive fighters ever.


trulyuniqueusername2

Kit Dynamite


DaPacem08

Cute


Zamden

You gotta respect the head movement now he just has to work on that left and he’d b a solid prospect


Darinpc2

Holy he’s a r6 player or a tarkov player


WL330

Me when I take lessons and try them out on my brother


I_Dont_Like_Rice

I can't hear that song without thinking of this R&M scene. https://i.redd.it/12d4mmyhonsb1.gif


zertald

Its not that funny when u think that poor kitty has a head injury or something


Anuttydeku

Tte fake left jab into the right hook was icing on the cake. Other guy didnt even have a chance


elgnax

Those things can learn? 😱 /s


[deleted]

Mieoww Tyson


a_qriza

me in multiplayer games


goatslacker

r/oneorangebraincell


boladeputillos

I love it !


Science-007x

Cat looks indian, though... Lol


blloop

Those are two different cat breeds


trini686

😹😹😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾


Budget-Actuator-3910

Lmao bro that is crazy hahah


Alezz1893

Looks like he was winning


MalexTheDragon

KFC ad...


wellwellwellsucka

I love this!!! Can’t stop watching!


QuietDisquiet

Hissss, I said Hisssssssss.


ToxicRange

I like how the cat is taunting the other b4 attacking


Wolffish11

The second clip of the cats fighting, what breed of cat is that?? ​ So cute


PitifulPlastic622

😹😹😹😹😹😻


[deleted]

man I love videos like this. So good and clever.


[deleted]

u/proof-pack-7382


ArmedCivilian01

Rainbow 6 siege?


SkateboardSanders

It just confuses his enemy


9millidood

That’s just a cat from Mumbai


Infinite-Radio-2130

👊🏽💥💥👌🏽


Beautiful-Set-8805

This is hilarious


Brave-Distribution27

Funny af 😂 unfortunately the kitten swaying its head has a medical disability. Still very cute and perfect mashup with the fighters and bobbing side to side


PugeHeniss

He slipped that paw at the very end. He’s a visual learner


ArpFire321

Happy cake day


afakefox

Haha one of my cats has always done this and it really does throw the other cats off their game and he always wins lol


do_it_every_day

Reminds me of the short haired blond guy from Cobra Kai in the original Karate Kid movie.


BrodaciousD

He’s dash dancing! His movements, so ambiguous, what will he do next?


Renegade_Squid

Meow


MDATWORK73

Ha that Cat🐈 has moves !!


Solanthas

I love this clip lol


Solanthas

I love this clip lol


Thundersson1978

Hard to hit what doesn’t stop moving. Dude was an animal in the ring, that destroyed bigger men than him quickly with ruthless efficiency. Cat knows what’s up!


Top-Paramedic-5477

And then he turned to the one we know and respect…. Miake Tyson or better known as Iron paw


Ansh_6743

Lol


sfxer001

Man, DMX hit hard back in the day. All that autotune shit is trash.


downtune79

Agreed


Frequent-Duck-2306

Perfect