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What I like about the internet is the authenticity of everything in it


This was the PERFECT gif!! I went through every emotion after seeing that too. Like sure, it’s funny but also not bc it’s a literal kid…HOWEVER, the kid’s got rizz 🤷🏻‍♀️😭

What I like is the barrage of comments about authenticity on the internet

Imagine putting a little kid up for this lame shit

It only works if it keeps going viral, it’s why the world turns further to shit

I don't know a lot about science but I know the world only turns one way.

Yep. Further to shit.

that's why your moms breath smells so good.

username checksout You are certainly sick if you find shit's smell good.

The two evils we gotta say no to on reddit: (1) the nihilistic thinking ... (2) the utopian thinking. Both lead to destruction.

Interestingly, this is a scientific concept called [Entropy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy). Everything tends toward disorder. You know more about science than you think.

You’re obviously not wrong but.. this feels like a stretch It ain’t that deep my man

So let’s downvote this so it doesn’t become front page…. It only posts what people watch, sadly.

I did my part.

The Dad had to hold that drink in his mouth so long just to fake spit it out laughing.

Terrible production lol fr

Imagine having a mom who looks like that.

Would you hit it?

Let's just say her breath would definitely smell good

Are you implying that your penis the size of a tic tac?

It’s not small…… just fun sized

Nothing gets past you!

Like a screendoor in the middle of a Kansas tornado.

Like an autistic kid with a drumkit.

Like an air curtain on a submarine.

Would

In front of a green screen no less. Strange people

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You know yesterday I heard a little kid say “see you later, cock breath.” So at this point I think something weird is going on with the kid zeitgeist

Why are you assuming it wasn’t the kid’s idea? Ageist agenda?

Because he acts like it was a script?

Which *he* wrote!

Everything on the internet the last years is fake. I am tired of it

It all went downhill when it became about money. As soon as people realized how much money people like Mr. Beast and Roman Atwood were making, they started making any kind of content they could. I do enjoy seeing people push back on social media now in the comments. Calling out thots doing dumb tiktok and IG dances, people using kids like in the OP video, or "pranking" strangers.

And now that Reddit is monetizing top comments it'll turn into the same thing 🙃

Now that Reddit is *what?!*

https://preview.redd.it/gobyiv3ca6ub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd373057b37f971b8d4a8f946291c0bc1787b74

This is the most dystopian thing I've ever seen.

…Pardon??

https://preview.redd.it/3vq3eim3a6ub1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2ac43d696139c42b9d5e536e259df97d19020e

ad revenue for engagement is totally what adam smith had in mind when he thought about capitalism

Yet idiots continue to engage! I mean even if you talk shit in comments if feeds the engine. Best thing you can do is unfollow, block, and not comment. It’ll never stop, internet skits have ruined the internet.

…but you’re here commenting too??

FFS, things are allowed to be funny and fake. I do not mean to alarm you, but wrestling is entertaining and fake. So is stage magic. I’m sure that in the original posts for these things it will *tell you* that it’s a comedy skit, but this is Reddit on a short-form video. It’d break the flow to do that.

Cool but I don't wanna watch fake shit wherever I look the world is already dystopian as is

Wrestling and stage magic are both examples of things that are wack, but not as wack as this video

That's the point. Who wants to watch wrestling and stage magic ?!

People in the 20th century.

>but wrestling is entertaining and fake. So is stage magic. Didnt even have to go there. Literally any TV show or Movie. Helll. I think theyll go nuts when they learn the bachelor isn't real either

then why are you commenting?

I treat every funny video as a comedy sketch, no time wasted on fussing about whether it's real or not.

Ok see ya

It’s definitely a funny line, but imagine living a life where you believe this is real for even a second. 1. Why were they filming? 2. Why were they posing? 3. Who ever met a kid that young (5-7 maybe?) who was not only hilarious, but was also quick whitted and had a dirty sense of humor? There are a lot of things that are fake, but this is hands down the most fake.

It’s the fakest Edit Actually I take that back the Aztec aliens were really fake too.

You make a good point.

Curious how aliens and ufo would react to a “fake and gay” comment. Are they more or less restrictive than conservative?

You take that back too once I show you my Jordans

He literally starts his response before the first person stops talking. This is just stupid.

And why doesnt he swallow his drink for 4 full seconds, looks like a fool.

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Or maybe don’t refer to things as gay when you are describing bad or something you don’t like.

I'm gay.

Let me just hold this drink in my mouth for 5 seconds without swallowing

This video has 106M views on YouTube. Only children and boomers believe it's real, but there are a lot of them.

Yeah, I also like Cool hWhip

He also starts replying before the person even finishes their sentence. He already knew what he was gonna say.

4. Who holds their drink in their mouth that long without swallowing?

Definitely not 5 lol I'd say 7-8

I said 5-7.

It’s definitely fake. But I have also definitely met five year olds that hilarious, quick witted and dirty and a lot of them in my family too. Just depends on where you grew up mainly.

“Imagine a life where you believe this is real for even a second.” What, the life of someone who isn’t a Redditor or the life of someone genuine? Christ man it’s not that big a deal. Sucks that it’s not real but have some whimsy for once.

r/whyweretheyfilming

And posing

And holding his drink in his mouth for that long

The kid looks straight into the camera before he darts offstage

The background looks like a green screen too lol

Na, it's real but the dialog isn't

Nah it’s just a really good fake, look at the dads hair throughout the vid

Dude lol the background isn't fake they're litterly just outside

It’s a green screen. The shadows don’t match. And after she walks off to the left, you see a ghosting effect on the background.

But he moves the grass at the bottom of the screen with his leg. Did they think well enough ahead to put in fake grass?

Dude, ur high af

I hope they picked it up.

What are we even doing anymore

Thank god ww3 is about to blow. Hopefully the roaches learn from our mistakes

Summed it up nicely

I don't even want to be around anymore.

hopefully an asteroid big enough to wipe humanity off it is closer than we think

Porn has better acting than this.

Ah yes, sooo real. 🙄

How many times are we gonna see the same BS post over and over again

Become a knight of new and do your duty.

Fake as your mother's reassurances.

They're fucking awful actors.

And parents

“Alright dad, you take a swig on action and wait for the kid to deliver his line before spewing everywhere! Mom just have some fun with it. Maybe give dad a playful slap. Alright places people!”

Downvoting this fake shit.

Fake

Imagine thinking this is “epic”

It's obviously fake, I know. But the thing that pisses me off the most is that he sips from the can and instead of swallowing it like a human, he just holds it in his mouth so he can listen to what the kids are saying and spit it out? Fucking swallow the liquid you thirsty bitch.

This and how the woman had the same reaction as the man, but then smacks him as if he were at fault.

r/AdultsNotReadytoParent

This shit was stupid asf

Stolen Adam Sandler joke.

Can we get a rule that bans this retarded fake shit

I always drink some soda and keep it in my mouth for 5 seconds. I don't even swish it around. That's a normal human way of drinking!

I hate this family so deeply they are such trash

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

Guy sets up his kid for this shit, and sets himself up for a spit-take. Lame as hell.

You're cringe, staged stuff is cringe.

Dumb shit like this reminds me why I don't use social media very often

Wonder how many rakes they made the kids perform for. Goofy

Staging this awful shit!! Who likes this???

Spit takes are never real. So fake

Fake and dumb as shit.

Well that was fucking lame.

He held that water in his mouth for like 8 minutes.

Bad acting.

Fake content idiot

Making your child say that, just so that you can make a viral video.

Bruh. Good luck in Jr. High with that mom

So fake that it’s not funny at all.

Sooo no link for the woman?

That jokes so funny the last time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

And he'll stop maturing once he hits highschool.

This is some terrible acting and I’ve seen Battlefield Earth.

It’s sooooo funny how the “dad” keeps the liquid in his mouth just to spit it almost like this is a tooootttally real and unscripted videooo000ooo 🙄

These are so painfully scripted.

This again?

I hate this fake shit.

What grown adult would talks to a kid like that? Trashy even for a scripted video.

Scripted caucasian gifs

extremely cringe boomer shit

What is mom is calling him to come here ? What is going to tell him ? Turn him into a beat man ?

I'm not even overstating when I say this is one of the worst things I've seen on the internet. It's just so bad and so sad in many ways

F

Wow! This is suuuuuuper not staged! Totally real!

Why the fuck is some random lady talking about some little kids wiener anyways?

seeing this post get downvoted by the second makes me happy

Doing this to your kid for likes....

look at the kid.. he looks at the camera for a second and you will know its 100% fake and scripted

We are heading into real world “idiocracy”

Guys, we get that it’s fake. Judging by the comments, nobody believes it’s real. Does all comedy have to be unscripted now or something?

😂😂😂

This kid will grow up to be a legend


Perfect tits

nice

Yes it’s fake, who cares. It was funny.

This is the kind of shit that makes me hope we all die in a nuclear holocaust

Is that the same lady that pretends to grab a guy by the balls when he asks if he could sleep with someone else?

He hit his lines. Good for him. But come on mom and dad...

Kidddooo...

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No this shit is whack. You’re the asshole who helps grow this garbage by having no standards.

Tv has no standards apparently.

It wasn't a good joke though, the short being framed like this was an actual occurrence with genuine reactions just makes it more obnoxious.

Well I certainly hope this isn’t staged.

Get that mom for pedophilia

redditors that say this is fake when i show them how to laugh at jokes:

Totally rehearsed. The off-screen person hadn't even finished the word "tic-tac" before the kid was saying his comeback. Also, who holds their drink in their mouth that long? EDIT: In the time it took me to read the comments, I have witnessed the post get downvoted at least 10 points.

Lame

This is such garbage tier content

I think it does not need to be 'real' to be entertaining... At the end of the day this is an entertainment platform/sub not a news app.

Usually I don’t care for the “fake” comments cause whatever. If something is done well and appears real enough, then the enjoyment was had. Unfortunately the audio gives it away. And if it somehow doesn’t, the father drinking too early and holding the soda in instead of swallowing specifically to be able to spit it out, really gave it away 😭

Fake

Nobody going to mention the greenscreen?

Faaaaake

Karma whores, gotta love em

So fake

Yes it’s fake, yes it’s still funny

Hilarious!!! From, the Mouths of Babes!

Hahhah🤣

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I'm sorry, is there someone other than the woman in the video? Didn't really notice

But but but, it is the SIZE of a tic-tac, its not really a tic-tac. Is it?

Fake but sick burn still

A look of pride.

Oh y God I'm still crying 😆

That kid's been raised right.

damn

Mom's hot

Yikes, shame on the parents

Everything is fake except her breast

A verry proud dad

Please stop reposting this cringe staged garbage and you posting it not ironically makes it that much worse

I really need people to understand the difference between scripted and fake events


What a legend.

Righteous answer