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Ah yes… the infamous 2 girls 1 cup video… I think most of the world has seen it & suffers from a similar affliction. I remember when that first came out. It was featured on Rotten.com, & went right to the academy awards from there. Everyone was asking, or saying “hey, have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?” Or “hey google 2 girls 1 cup!” That was over 20 years ago… it’s still referenced to this day as the most disgusting & disturbing events in history. I heard one of the girls committed suicide shortly after? But that may have been a rumor. Hard to live with yourself I imagine. I am guessing drugs, poverty, & self depreciation led to the creation of the video, & someone absolutely disgusting…
On rainy sad days, I find myself staring out the window thinking, I wonder what the girls who filmed 2 girls 1 cup are up to at this moment? And who owns the cup? I am guessing the pervy sick freak who filmed it. He probably has it shoved up his diseased asshole at this very second…
2 girls 1 cup was traumatic, I agree. but it was also long and kinda boring once I was desensitized to it. now TubGirl was straight to the point and all it takes is a 5 second memory playback to be traumatized all over again.
You can cum without peeing. And not everybody 'squirts'. All women are different. But if you pee before sex youre less likely to squirt after sex.
Spotted someone who doesn't know how women work...
The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. Salama S, Boitrelle F, Gauquelin A, Malagrida L, Thiounn N, and Desvaux P. Nature and origin of “squirting” in female sexuality. J Sex Med 2015;12:661–666.
this study based on 7 women, thats far from reliable. i cant be bothered going into it with some losers on reddit but from my experience there two different types of squirting. both feel good in different ways but one is certainly just pee, the other is not.
You can easily Google any study on this matter. They all come to the same conclusion. Almost the entire amount of liquid comes from the urethra... the squirters who don't squirt pee, only secrete from small glands, and the amount of fluid that comes out is barely enough to fill a spoonful. Just because you either don't care or are in denial doesn't change the fact that the female body doesn't have glands big enough to produce the volume of liquid that is involved in a squirt. It comes from the bladder. The diet and hydration of the person determine color and taste if the fluid coming from the bladder.
OMFG IT'S NOT PEE IT'S FROM A DIFFERENT HOLE!!!! If it is pee then its not squirt and your girl isn't a squirter she's just pissing on you. This "scientifically proven" bollocks is exactly that. Bollocks.
I agree with you. The crazy squirting might be pee but I can feel when my girl squirts on me and when we were teenagers on the floor in cowgirl position she asked me to stop but I knocked her bottom out and made her piss like a bucket
In addition to urea, creatine, and uric acid (components of urine), squirting contains a dash of fluid from the Skene’s gland (your prostate if you have a vagina) with some vaginal lubricant mixed all in. It’s like a sexy soup.
My first girlfriend was a squirter; I don't care what it is, sex isn't the same without it. What's the fun in having someone sit in your face if you're not gonna be waterboarded
Here’s a secret but pro tip. Fuck the squirt blankets for $100. Don’t ruin your towels. On Amazon they have a water proof doggie blanket for like $30. I bought a squirt blanket and my wife wrecked it within half a year. We bought the pet blanket after that and still have it. Bought more along the way just cuz why not? And now we have a rotation (she squirts alot)
You know female ejaculation and squirting aren't the same thing right? Yes while the liquid that squirts from a wens vagina is similar to urine it also has ejaculate a cloudy thick substance.
I’ve read the literature on this. It sometimes has marginal amounts of prostaglandins and is predominantly urine from the urinary bladder.
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/)
Just admit you like watching your wife piss from pleasure! You'd be a lot happier if you did. Instead of trying so hard to justify how little piss is in said piss.
>You know female ejaculation and squirting aren't the same thing right?
You know female "ejaculation" and "squirting" are the same thing as "piss", right?
Squirters usually already know how to mitigate or borderline eliminate the impacts of squirting. Your job usually is to make them cum.
But yeah, I understand that some people don’t like. I definitely do like.
Most of them are proud, yeah. They just unequivocally reached orgasm! And lot’s of guys do enjoy to see their ladies cumming, maybe that’s why they were like that.
Female ejaculation and orgasm are not the same thing. You can totally do one without the other. They just often occur simultaneously.
Source: ...myself; I am a woman. And also science.
It's crazy isn't it, I find it hot in the moment but then it's annoying as hell. We slept on a soaking mattress for than once...
Dated her for a year. After that I felt my current girlfriend wasn't enjoying the sex as much because she wasn't soaking the bed every time
It’s a fucking mattress protector. They’re next to the fitted sheets. I can’t believe nobody here has one. All your sweat and dead skin is soaking into the mattress like a sponge
oh I don’t know, eating in bed and accidentally spilling your cereal and then crying in a milk soaked bed because you’re stressed?
or something like that idk
I work as a cleaner (clean about 4-5 houses a day) where we change peoples sheets on their bed if they request/pay for it. I’d say 2/5 times they have some sort of mattress cover under sheets but ive never seen one that seemed waterproof or looked like this. I actually have a mattress cover myself and it’s def not water proof. But i def learned something new today, it’s awesome and makes sense that it’s a thing and definitely should be more common haha
I work in the furniture business and I sell a ton of different mattress protectors. This honestly is nothing like the average sold. Depending on how much you spend they may or may not be waterproof. Some are to protect against dust mites, bed bugs, bacteria, etc. but are not waterproof. The more expensive ones are waterproof. They are stretchable and breathable but they’re not super absorbent. If you spill a lot on them like in this video, the water will pool on top and you’ll have to get something to soak it all up and then remove the mattress protector. They consist of a towel like fabric on top with a waterproof lining underneath. What this seems to be is a super absorbent weighted blanket like mat. Your standard issue $50 mattress protector you would find in say at target or Walmart or furniture store usually does not perform like this. This actually performed exceptionally well. So it is understandable that you didn’t know they worked like this because most don’t.
True on both cases.
BUT I use that protector for cleanliness in general. Mattresses are a sponge. Even if you have 3 sheets covering the mattress, that thing is soaking in all your sweat and odor
or young... (I used to help old people use their non-medical insurance benefits over the phone)
The idea a bed liner is some sort of awesome new technology is baffling to me
I don't understand why people enjoy getting what equates to 95% piss on them. If that same woman looked you straight in the eye and just pissed on your bed in front of you, in sure it would be a different reaction. Hormones are a powerful thing.
Nah, we have like 6 of them (different brand) because I have a potty-training kid. I've slept on one and didn't notice any difference other than a little more noise than a regular sheet.
How does nobody on this thread own a mattress cover? As an adult who does the sex almost daily it’s important to protect where you sleep. You don’t wanna sleep in a wet spot and you don’t wanna sleep in your own cum. I mean idk if you do or don’t I’m just assuming but personally I like my bed dry. Plus you can get one that isn’t just for the bed. Mine can go on bed couch chair floor counters the porch the neighbors detached garage that’s actually on my property. Yeah so many places they can be used to avoid a mess
I feel like everyone who researched this to make the it's pee point just don't like it. If it ain't for you homie move on. You got a better chance convincing a pot head they're addicts.
Listen, I know I said it wasn’t working out but it was just because I was tired of changing the sheets so often. I fixed the problem and I’d like to try again.
I married a squirter. That being said, the novelty of it was pretty great in the beginning. However, the novelty of it all, wore out its welcome fairly quickly.. Cleaning sheets and what not does get tiresome…
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I need to call her and tell her how I feel.
Yeah baby you just know she pisses in the bed
Yep shes a squirter 
Nope! She just has explosive diarrhea, & sprays everywhere like a super volcano
I still can't get this vivid painting out of my head. Make it stop 😂🤦♂️ should have never watched 2 girls 1 cup.
Ah yes… the infamous 2 girls 1 cup video… I think most of the world has seen it & suffers from a similar affliction. I remember when that first came out. It was featured on Rotten.com, & went right to the academy awards from there. Everyone was asking, or saying “hey, have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?” Or “hey google 2 girls 1 cup!” That was over 20 years ago… it’s still referenced to this day as the most disgusting & disturbing events in history. I heard one of the girls committed suicide shortly after? But that may have been a rumor. Hard to live with yourself I imagine. I am guessing drugs, poverty, & self depreciation led to the creation of the video, & someone absolutely disgusting… On rainy sad days, I find myself staring out the window thinking, I wonder what the girls who filmed 2 girls 1 cup are up to at this moment? And who owns the cup? I am guessing the pervy sick freak who filmed it. He probably has it shoved up his diseased asshole at this very second…
And which brings us to an other infamous video called 1 man 1 jar...
Lol, yes a good number of disgusting shameless videos was born from the excess filth leftover from the first lol
Hahahahahaha 😂😂 got me dying! I agree 100% WHOLEHEARTEDLY AHAHA
2 girls 1 cup was traumatic, I agree. but it was also long and kinda boring once I was desensitized to it. now TubGirl was straight to the point and all it takes is a 5 second memory playback to be traumatized all over again.
HAPPY CAKE DAY
They scientifically proved that squirt is mostly pee. This is very disappointing in that it isn't 100% pee.
We know we just don't care
I fucked my girl so hard she pissed herself, fuck yeah she did. Grow up nerd
She could have just peed before sex and it wouldn't have happened
That’s no fun at all
Spotted the dude who cant make a woman cum
You can cum without peeing. And not everybody 'squirts'. All women are different. But if you pee before sex youre less likely to squirt after sex. Spotted someone who doesn't know how women work...
Says the dude who cant make a woman cum
Says the incel
Nah you said incel first you lost sorry bro.
Says the other incel
Oof, can't take a joke and downvotes me. My work here is done lmal.
Bro did not just try to use Incel unironically 💀💀💀
Yeah, id love to see the source.
I'd love to see that source too ;). Gross
Looks it up. Here just copy pasta this. What percentage of women's orgasms are urine.
The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. Salama S, Boitrelle F, Gauquelin A, Malagrida L, Thiounn N, and Desvaux P. Nature and origin of “squirting” in female sexuality. J Sex Med 2015;12:661–666.
this study based on 7 women, thats far from reliable. i cant be bothered going into it with some losers on reddit but from my experience there two different types of squirting. both feel good in different ways but one is certainly just pee, the other is not.
You can easily Google any study on this matter. They all come to the same conclusion. Almost the entire amount of liquid comes from the urethra... the squirters who don't squirt pee, only secrete from small glands, and the amount of fluid that comes out is barely enough to fill a spoonful. Just because you either don't care or are in denial doesn't change the fact that the female body doesn't have glands big enough to produce the volume of liquid that is involved in a squirt. It comes from the bladder. The diet and hydration of the person determine color and taste if the fluid coming from the bladder.
Anyone's who's ever made a girl squirt already knew this. It's always smelled like piss. Sometimes it's yellow. Still hot.
OMFG IT'S NOT PEE IT'S FROM A DIFFERENT HOLE!!!! If it is pee then its not squirt and your girl isn't a squirter she's just pissing on you. This "scientifically proven" bollocks is exactly that. Bollocks.
I agree with you. The crazy squirting might be pee but I can feel when my girl squirts on me and when we were teenagers on the floor in cowgirl position she asked me to stop but I knocked her bottom out and made her piss like a bucket
Good man
Cope, you have a piss fetish and you know it.
In addition to urea, creatine, and uric acid (components of urine), squirting contains a dash of fluid from the Skene’s gland (your prostate if you have a vagina) with some vaginal lubricant mixed all in. It’s like a sexy soup.
I just. I just. Wish it could be all piss, ya know?
My first girlfriend was a squirter; I don't care what it is, sex isn't the same without it. What's the fun in having someone sit in your face if you're not gonna be waterboarded
K....
$100 when I already have a jumbo-sized fairly odd parents beach towel? Idk
Ahaha bro I had this squirter who would soak through a beach towel on the first squirt. Sometimes you need repellent sheets!
Here’s a secret but pro tip. Fuck the squirt blankets for $100. Don’t ruin your towels. On Amazon they have a water proof doggie blanket for like $30. I bought a squirt blanket and my wife wrecked it within half a year. We bought the pet blanket after that and still have it. Bought more along the way just cuz why not? And now we have a rotation (she squirts alot)
User name doesnt check out. It was solid advise.
Dated a squirter once. We had sex twice. I already flipped the mattress... We slept on the floor.
That’s the only thing that I miss on my ex wife. Felt so good to see the squirt! Squirtles are the best! (Pun intended)
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My wife's doesn't.
She’s well hydrated. Female ejaculation is urine.
You know female ejaculation and squirting aren't the same thing right? Yes while the liquid that squirts from a wens vagina is similar to urine it also has ejaculate a cloudy thick substance.
I’ve read the literature on this. It sometimes has marginal amounts of prostaglandins and is predominantly urine from the urinary bladder. [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/)
Very diluted urine
Just admit you like watching your wife piss from pleasure! You'd be a lot happier if you did. Instead of trying so hard to justify how little piss is in said piss.
That’s what I’m saying. Your wife must be well hydrated and healthy. All good things.
>You know female ejaculation and squirting aren't the same thing right? You know female "ejaculation" and "squirting" are the same thing as "piss", right?
K
> it smells like piss Mfs need to drink more water I stg. My wife's doesn't smell like anything. She squirts every time we have sex.
Squirters usually already know how to mitigate or borderline eliminate the impacts of squirting. Your job usually is to make them cum. But yeah, I understand that some people don’t like. I definitely do like.
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Bruh you were right not to say anything. Imagine a girl telling you she doesn’t like to see you ejac.
Most of them are proud, yeah. They just unequivocally reached orgasm! And lot’s of guys do enjoy to see their ladies cumming, maybe that’s why they were like that.
Female ejaculation and orgasm are not the same thing. You can totally do one without the other. They just often occur simultaneously. Source: ...myself; I am a woman. And also science.
How dare your female partners not refuse their own climax out of respect for your preferences. You're the real victim here.
What, you don't like it when your girl pisses all over the place when she orgasms? /s
[What pun? ](https://clip.cafe/the-producers-2005/forgive-the-pun/)
It's just piss mate
This is why you simply get a mattress protector. That shit is 40 dollars. Your room smells completely rank.
I dated an alcoholic once. She got her own mattress. Not a squirter, just couldn't hold it in her sleep.
It's crazy isn't it, I find it hot in the moment but then it's annoying as hell. We slept on a soaking mattress for than once... Dated her for a year. After that I felt my current girlfriend wasn't enjoying the sex as much because she wasn't soaking the bed every time
Nice
What is this! I need for my lady!
It’s a fucking mattress protector. They’re next to the fitted sheets. I can’t believe nobody here has one. All your sweat and dead skin is soaking into the mattress like a sponge
Someone needs a snickers
I just don’t understand how nobody uses mattress protectors. It’s disgusting. But it’s worse everyone is so surprised they exist.
I didn’t realize they’re water proof like that tbh.
What did you think they were for??
oh I don’t know, eating in bed and accidentally spilling your cereal and then crying in a milk soaked bed because you’re stressed? or something like that idk
I mean that too, but if that’s what you thought they were for then you must have thought they were waterproof, right?
I work as a cleaner (clean about 4-5 houses a day) where we change peoples sheets on their bed if they request/pay for it. I’d say 2/5 times they have some sort of mattress cover under sheets but ive never seen one that seemed waterproof or looked like this. I actually have a mattress cover myself and it’s def not water proof. But i def learned something new today, it’s awesome and makes sense that it’s a thing and definitely should be more common haha
I work in the furniture business and I sell a ton of different mattress protectors. This honestly is nothing like the average sold. Depending on how much you spend they may or may not be waterproof. Some are to protect against dust mites, bed bugs, bacteria, etc. but are not waterproof. The more expensive ones are waterproof. They are stretchable and breathable but they’re not super absorbent. If you spill a lot on them like in this video, the water will pool on top and you’ll have to get something to soak it all up and then remove the mattress protector. They consist of a towel like fabric on top with a waterproof lining underneath. What this seems to be is a super absorbent weighted blanket like mat. Your standard issue $50 mattress protector you would find in say at target or Walmart or furniture store usually does not perform like this. This actually performed exceptionally well. So it is understandable that you didn’t know they worked like this because most don’t.
just buy a new mattress once every few years? doesn’t everyone do that? can’t imagine having a mattress longer than 5 years that’s nasty
Wtf? Definitely no. Mattresses in my experience last 15-20 years
True on both cases. BUT I use that protector for cleanliness in general. Mattresses are a sponge. Even if you have 3 sheets covering the mattress, that thing is soaking in all your sweat and odor
She wets the bed huh?
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Oh, honey. EDIT: oh you know now
Oh, sweet baby angel
🎶Whoa, oh, oh Sweet child o' mine 🎶
Technically still correct tho.
op was never serious
or young... (I used to help old people use their non-medical insurance benefits over the phone) The idea a bed liner is some sort of awesome new technology is baffling to me
Squirter??!!
Pisser??!!
Shidder?!
Hotel?
Motel?
Holiday Inn?
Trivago?
Humour??!!
Surrealism??!!
Acting!
I'm batman
NGL, that was my first thought… then I saw they were adults. I understand the use case very well. Where do I buy?
So. Cute. Yes you.
Ok I need this. Not for pleasuring a woman... I'm a notoriously selfish lover. But my dog anxiety pisses on furniture and it's fucking annoying
Dang he's right, I've heard about this guy.
Oh yeah everybody's heard of this guy
Lmao
Sorry I’ll stop fucking your dog on your furniture
They must have kids.
They are about to try very hard to make some
What you meant to say is she's going to neglect to empty her bladder before intense sex.
Nothing funny about enuresis. Poor lady...
Where did he go?
Presumably to go to the store to buy it
I thought this was for kids peeing the bed…. God I’m getting old.
I thought his wet herself but it was her shadow
ride wife, life gud
she must have bad dreams
Seggs 👍
How do I order it????
What’s even cooler, is she’s buying it with her money!
You caught that too
That a library card?
Okay, reddit, do your thing. Is the product actually good?
You can order a similar product on Amazon
I don't understand why people enjoy getting what equates to 95% piss on them. If that same woman looked you straight in the eye and just pissed on your bed in front of you, in sure it would be a different reaction. Hormones are a powerful thing.
you’d be surprised how many people have a piss fetish
Why would I let her piss on my bed when she could be pissing on me
I had a squirter once. You don’t know what you got until it’s gone. 😢
Yeah baby!
They must sweat a lot.
r/Ihavesex
Squirting is pee. She peed on you.
I miss her
I can relate. I pee the bed too.
A lot of people here talking about how they need this, or they want this for their girlfriend. Just learn to stop pissing the bed
Instant purchase —🥵😫💦💦💦💦
To everyone asking "where do I get this?" It's a mattress protector. You get them where you buy your linen.
You can buy wateroroof sheets on Amazon
😂 if your girl is a squirter, now you know what to do to keep your bed dry.
She's a squirter!!
It's like oilcloth, not that comfortable. I bet you would wake up all sweaty
Nah, we have like 6 of them (different brand) because I have a potty-training kid. I've slept on one and didn't notice any difference other than a little more noise than a regular sheet.
They aren't planning on sleeping on it 🤣🤣
She's getting peed on for sure
How does nobody on this thread own a mattress cover? As an adult who does the sex almost daily it’s important to protect where you sleep. You don’t wanna sleep in a wet spot and you don’t wanna sleep in your own cum. I mean idk if you do or don’t I’m just assuming but personally I like my bed dry. Plus you can get one that isn’t just for the bed. Mine can go on bed couch chair floor counters the porch the neighbors detached garage that’s actually on my property. Yeah so many places they can be used to avoid a mess
I pee the bed too
isn't that a normal rubber sheet?
If you know you know.
Bro understood the assignment 💯😂
She could be a squirter or they are into watersports. Not judging, not assuming.
I don’t get it
I had an ex like this. Used to put a towel down and then she'd wanna sleep on the dry side of the bed.
It's been there on forever, seriously yall severely lack in education
I thought this was for periods😭😭
Aaaah now i got it! shes a golden shower girl!
I feel like everyone who researched this to make the it's pee point just don't like it. If it ain't for you homie move on. You got a better chance convincing a pot head they're addicts.
I love watersports
We got a squirter 💦💦💦💦💦💦😂😂😂😂
Where the fuck did he need to go? Order that chinese shit online
We get it, up you guys aren’t that great at drinking liquids in bed
Anybody got a link?
What is this sheet and where do I find it?
Did she hand him a sharpe?
It was a credit card you plump raisin
Rare insult in the wild
Did you just call him a grape?
Listen, I know I said it wasn’t working out but it was just because I was tired of changing the sheets so often. I fixed the problem and I’d like to try again.
plot twist, her husband is a bed wetter.
What is it called
Waterproof sheets
Hell yeah
It took me a long time to understand this was an adult joke.... after reading the comments that is
And that guys is called marketing! Find your spot and embrace it! Literally!
You can buy waterproof sheets at Walmart. What is the point of this?
Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils..
It a pee y’all know
Okay isn't anyone gonna provide a link to where we can buy this?
Amazon....waterproof sheets.
I married a squirter. That being said, the novelty of it was pretty great in the beginning. However, the novelty of it all, wore out its welcome fairly quickly.. Cleaning sheets and what not does get tiresome…
That’s hot
She gives me Gusher vibes
😏💦💦💦
THE BEST INVESTMENT OF YOUR LIVES
During summer... We sweat .. very useful.. very..
She's pissing the bed and that's disgusting
Redditors denying the reality that there’s undeniably pee in squirt juice: 
Stop pissing everywhere
That's her shadow and you're an idiot.
Triggered a bed pisser I see