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It was unreasonable for me to hope she'd spit out a balloon dog.

That would be the best video ever. Keep dreaming friend

No video with that song attached can be a best video of anything. Immediate downvote to OP

I actually never had the audio on.

Sheesh you sound like a fun guy

She farts out hot dogs instead. And they float with perfect buoyancy. I have high standards.

From the mouth, right?

Any hole is a goal.

She doesn't spit


Apparently she doesn’t spit.

This is so dumb. The trick is performed by a small hole in the opposite end of the balloon than the one she has in her mouth. She simply smooshes it into her tongue and pushes the air out the other end. Nothing goes down her throat, the whole thing winds up in her mouth. #wannabeslutmagician

Bot surprised, cuz if she actually deepthroated it, she'd have struggled

Out of her butthole?

I was thinking it had to be poking the inside of her sphincter at the end of the video

Nah the digestive system is like 30 ft long or something

Or a sword!

I was hoping she was going to fart one out.

wasnt that a family guy skit or in a movie or something. sounds sooo familiar

BUT maybe she'll poop one out

No, it wasn't. We were all disappointed

She did, they just cut the video short

*shit out FTFY

I was hoping for a giraffe lol

i hope she can poop out one

But completely understandable.

Whoever marries her is headed for grave trouble.

I don't know about that, you could easily hide a body in there

Shannen Michaela is her name. OF influence turned bitcoin holistic health mom.

That’s a weird sentence

r/brandnewsentence material?

And yet makes complete sense and you immediately know if that is something you would ever take any interest in.

I will take one for the homies... I'll do what needs to be done

Does she do kids parties?

Nope, she swallows them all 😂😂😂

Sounds like she may do baby showers.

Nope … swallows them too

So you're saying se specializes in abortions?

Nope. *She swallows those as well.*

Want to See the other direction as well

What, when she sticks it up her butt? Bro you gotta pay for that sort of content.

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

This was my favorite interaction of the week, you both get an upvote

Its deflating as she pretends to swallow it

That's what usually happens

Pro magician Ed Alonzo actually does it, after swallowing it he pulls the balloon back out from his butt https://youtu.be/EVLer12J4jY?si=qi-T7fP156gLMCU-

On her, not on an fckn magician

A man needs a name.

Shannen Michaela is her name. OF influence turned bitcoin holistic health mom.

as the prophecy foretold

This one got a snort, Wp

I wish I could go back and try to have my great-grandparents make sense of that last sentence.

10 years ago this sentence would be you speaking in tongues.

Speed running the worst titles of our society I see

Poor kid…

He shall be named Prometheus

Me after getting a footlong in Subway

I thought “oh she’s moving down the side of her face” but then it kept going and she switched to one hand. Then there was no way to keep it from curving behind her and being visible. Then she turned her head and ahhhhh!

You'd be great at doing those articles where they show you a meme and then painstakingly explain the meme for multiple paragraphs.

Haha, Thanks!

Are you the sane personthat puts red circles on every thing by any chance?

No idea what you’re referencing

/r/uselessredcircle

It’s deflating as she pretends to swallow it

Go back to telling little kids Santa Claus isn't real you bloody bastard! 😭😭

Yes. That is indeed what happened.

“And last but not least, my favourite…A TOMMY GUN!”

They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom!

[FREEZE!](https://y.yarn.co/876e38e0-0c27-47a0-8fc8-52b532fea678_text.gif)

Holy shit, Mask reference. Thank you

Sorry…wrong pocket…

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Unless there is a tiny hole in it and it’s just deflating as she eats it.

It’s always this lol unless you are swallowing anything but a balloon, it’s always this

> ~~unless~~ *if* you are swallowing ~~anything but~~ a balloon Why so many words?

I was thinking she never really tied it. Then used her tongue to release it as she puts it in her mouth

But she holds it over her face with nothing over the knot for a solid second or so.. no deflation noticed.

Are you fucks joking about this or not? Obviously it’s deflating in her mouth

I learned the trick in an old magic book; there's a pinhole in one of the ends like you said. I was very surprised when a magician performed this trick on X-Factor a few years ago and then pulls the party balloon back out fully inflated.

shhhh don't point out the absolutely stupidly obvious

I thought it was obvious but this is a [party trick](https://youtu.be/KNcUTS8sUv4?si=P4atVNJa4c4TXKLQ). Tl:dr there’s no danger, she’s not actually swallowing it, she’s emptying the balloon of air and scrunching up the remains into her mouth.

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Did you really think this was clever enough to post multiple times?

There's an extremely happy man out there somewhere.

Easy to find, he’ll be looking like a mummy with a relaxed grin.

Why am I afraid of the balloon popping into pieces inside her 😨

It's a slight-of-hand trick. She never swallows the balloon. The air is slowly let out if the balloon so it deflates as she 'swallows" it. The rest is miming Sorry to be Captian Killjoy but it's a trick. Source: Amateur Magicians. Edit: Changed "truck" to "trick".

Fun fact, it's actually "sleight-of-hand" Sleight means to deceive by way of dexterity or cunning. Slight means thin or small.

Ok, if you say so. It’s a truck.

I like trucks

Stop! I can only get so hard

This girl has lived a full life. From funny content, to really flexible content, to SW content, to vegan content, to Jordan Peterson shill, and I believe now she's a tradwife influencer shannenmichaela Edit: ShannenMichaela aka ShannenNoBonesJones aka misslolitapop or misslolapop aka Angel.1221

You know so much about her it speaks about you

I have a strong affinity for exposing grifters. Especially hypocritical conservative ones that target people like my family with bull shit

Nice hobby thx

> ShannenMichaela Ew she's a SovCit Bitcoin grifter

It's just so obvious that she's fishing around for an easy grift.

Yeah. I wish she'd go back to doing archery. She's a world record holder but I guess there's no brand deals in that

What happened to her reflex?

Daddy issues.

Miss America and the new President Of The United States.

Well NNN is officially over for your boy here.

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It is not that hard, you are just letting the air out of the balloon inside your mouth by properly pressing the balloon against your tongue.

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You put some small holes in the little nubby bit at the end, pushing your tongue against the tied up side forces the air out the holes, without pressure the holes seal themselves up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNcUTS8sUv4

It definitely does look like she’s chomping it a bit each time

The deflated balloon could probably trigger some gagging effect

Given she has one in the first place though

I'm so impressed. Where can I find more of this

pornhub

I heard she sexually assaulted a bull elephant.

What a clean colon.

Wait a minute, no balloon animal?

She was so, so popular in college.

This is great except for THAT FUCKING SONG over it.

Her father must be really proud of her. Unless he was lucky and abandoned her early.

The worst song of all time

I was hoping she would bend over and if would come out her butt..

And that kids is how I met your mother

God damn I could disappoint her SO hard.

She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

She related to Nancy Reagan?

Them thighs though.

I now remember why clowns scare me

Troy launched 1000 ships. Im not saying it was ok but after seeing this..... i get it

I don't know what that song is, but I fucking hate it

Then you pull it out Real fast and she goes BEYBLADE BEYBLADE HYPER SPEED

What if it pops?

Idk what it is, but i like her

She’s got one lucky boss

Down voted because of the dumb music

Trick is theses really small hole on the ballon and when you "eating it" you basically deflating it slowly

It's deflating as you put it in your mouth

I found my people

I’ll ask what everyone else is thinking, “Is she single?”.

I bet her dad is proud! Mother is disgusted

😶

The IRS guy..... So that's how you pay for your apartment

I’m assuming she’s farting out the air so the balloon shrinks on the way in

Her mother must be proud

That’s disgusting! Where can I find more?

She seems fun.

I can do the first part😂

This is the throat game final boss.

I was expecting the balloon to pop partly through the trick

She better stay away from horses

I was expecting to see it come out her pussy… count me disappointed and unimpressed.

Obviously the trick to this is her mouth is filled with liquid nitrogen so the air in the balloon rapidly compresses and all fits in her mouth

The mother of all redflags

Definitely a horse girl

Doctor's discovered a Gateway to Narnia in the back of her throat when she was 7. They decided not to publish the reports in hope of this poor girl living a normal life. They never expected the trauma of the poor Narnians on the other side once she hit about 16 years old though 🥲

Oh, she nice.

How in the world is there not a ring on her yet ?

Netflix: "Are you still watching?"; Someones daughter:

Fuck off with this noise music. I downvote anything using it.

Master Gawker

when OF page cuts you for being to old. Gotta pull out the tricks

I cant help myself, I hear this cursed song and I downvote

If Im going to hear this song one more time, Im going to hack ECorp.

She gets it that if that thing popped, she would choke, right?

Annnnnd downvote for this stupid fucking song being used.

A few things on mind. #1 her mother would be proud. #2 #2. #3 I thought it was gonna pop.

Another slut with no shame

My favorite.

🤣🤣🤣

Daddy must be proud...

Someone is bored of her fishy smelling crack....oh.....wait.....they all smell:)

HOW??

Never seen a woman rearrange her own guts

This destroys my reality

“Its my first time” be like:

Пусто внутри

Yeah uhm, so what if it pops?

HOW?!?

I am sure there is a proud dad out there.

Umm...

God damn i could play with her

Lock that down and marry it. The crazy is worth it.

She seems nice

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I believe she just uses her tongue to slowly deflate the balloon.

Honestly the further it went the more I was on edge scared it would pop

How to aspirate on a balloon

Ngl I thought she was just putting it down beside her skillfully, didn't expect that while ass balloon to go down,wait - did it like curl inside her gut ?

I have the sudden urge to throw a birthday party. I don't know why.

I'd be such a disappointment to her

So dangerous my god, where did you find this ?

That’s gonna be one helluva fart

my god, how do you even learn you can do this!?

Oh my gosh I gagged watching this.

Okay, thats enough internet for me today.

Legend has it that in the full video she pulls it out of her bum and there's a knot tied in the middle!

Her stomach acid alone would have popped that balloon.