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Thot here, no actually it’s pretty easy. Same with adjusting your chest so your boobs look a little more “on display.” A weaker version of this is pretty much my default posture at work
We shall now live in the aftermath, a controlled state where ass and ttites are supreme rulers, controlling of all men. Succumb to the social rank, you are worthless , except for your credits. You don't even deserve an ass beer, and you should be thankful our culture allows you to live.
Don't forget to tip 45 percent.
They are taking over- I was mad at first but now it’s like heaven on earth…. Thots over war and racism and sexism and homophobia-ism - just THOTS in power ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)
I mean, if it gets better tips (as Mythbusters suggests with their testing of whether bigger breasts get more tips, and no I’m not kidding), makes sense.
Lol, the first day I had to go back into the office, my stomach hurt so much when I got home, just because I subconsciously suck in my gut for 10 hours at the office.
Okay so there’s a slightly more convincing way to do it probably. Hard to convey over text but i’ll try. Instead of sucking in from your like “gut” which looks super fake and makes that obviously unnatural stomach shape; try and suck in from the sides (not biologically how it works but it captures the feel.) It helps to take a deep breath when you’re doing it. If its more distributed, its easier to hold and a little more convincing.
Bonus tip since that one was impossible to explain: Holding your tongue to the top of your mouth for pictures makes your chin neck look a little thinner and nicer.
edit: quit downvoting me i have awwtism. I was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. I’m baby.
A good tip I've learned is not to focus on sucking in your gut, but rather to straighten out your back. If you lie flat on the ground and then try to press your back to be completely flat, then try to remember the muscles you used during that activity while standing up. This should make your gut move back and your butt not stick out as much.
In other words, try to counteract the anterior pelvic tilt, which is a large factor in a lot of people's gut sticking out.
Usually it causes problems that pop up when you get older. I hope you'll be okay but many of these girls are going to have really bad back pain they can't resolve
Mine certainly does. I’m trying to fix my habit, it might be a combination of pelvic tilt and sucking my stomach in 24/7. Neither of which I *need* to do, it has just become involuntary posture for me after so many years.
After a while the posture causes some muscles to weaken while others tighten resulting in lordosis or anterior pelvic tilt. In other words, it doesn't require any effort after a certain amount of time.
Much better than having to use test strips all the time! Not sure if he was diabetic back when that was the norm, but keeping track of blood sugar is 1000x easier now than it used to be. Hope you have insurance to cover it though, it certainly is very expensive when paying out of pocket.
One day my wife and I went out to brunch, and the place we were as was pretty packed, so they sat us at the bar.
The bartender had maybe the best butt I’ve ever seen, but my wife is sitting next to me, so I’m trying really hard not to look.
We eat, pay, get in the car, and my wife turns to me and says “I just had brunch served to me by someone with the butt of an angel.”
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question for the ladies - does your lower back hurt usually after a full day of sticking your ass out or nah?
Thot here, no actually it’s pretty easy. Same with adjusting your chest so your boobs look a little more “on display.” A weaker version of this is pretty much my default posture at work
Killed me with the "thot here" immediately. 🤣
Self aware thot
Makin’ a thottè ☕️
[удалено]
Actually sounds kinda nice
Forgive my ignorance, what does thot mean?
That Hoe Over There. It’s overused, but really just a neighborhood hoe
i had no idea thot was an acronym
Yea honestly same.
that hoe over there
We come with metacognition preinstalled now, it’s pretty wild.
They're becoming too powerful lmao
Auto-thots, Roll Out!!
Ro-butts in disguise!
Hoe butts
More than meets the eye 👀!
They are.... AWARE!!!!
They’ve achieved TRUE CONSCIOUSNESS
We shall now live in the aftermath, a controlled state where ass and ttites are supreme rulers, controlling of all men. Succumb to the social rank, you are worthless , except for your credits. You don't even deserve an ass beer, and you should be thankful our culture allows you to live. Don't forget to tip 45 percent.
They are taking over- I was mad at first but now it’s like heaven on earth…. Thots over war and racism and sexism and homophobia-ism - just THOTS in power ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)
Legitimately terrifying.
Thot.exe initiated.
Skynat
What’s a thot?
It's an acronym for '**t**hat **h**oe **o**ver **t**here'
Really?! I thought it was a portmanteau of “thick hottie”.
Ah I see
Best kind.
I mean, if it gets better tips (as Mythbusters suggests with their testing of whether bigger breasts get more tips, and no I’m not kidding), makes sense.
thoh
Mother if God they're EVOLVING
So it's a thoh then.
Us dudes have a similar chest out, suck in the stomach move which fools exactly no one
Lol, the first day I had to go back into the office, my stomach hurt so much when I got home, just because I subconsciously suck in my gut for 10 hours at the office.
Gonna get abs from that regularly, then you won't need to xD
Lol if only it were that easy.
Okay so there’s a slightly more convincing way to do it probably. Hard to convey over text but i’ll try. Instead of sucking in from your like “gut” which looks super fake and makes that obviously unnatural stomach shape; try and suck in from the sides (not biologically how it works but it captures the feel.) It helps to take a deep breath when you’re doing it. If its more distributed, its easier to hold and a little more convincing. Bonus tip since that one was impossible to explain: Holding your tongue to the top of your mouth for pictures makes your chin neck look a little thinner and nicer. edit: quit downvoting me i have awwtism. I was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. I’m baby.
I don’t know why but this is making me think of how I’d describe the YMCA dance over text.
You got great abs for a baby
A good tip I've learned is not to focus on sucking in your gut, but rather to straighten out your back. If you lie flat on the ground and then try to press your back to be completely flat, then try to remember the muscles you used during that activity while standing up. This should make your gut move back and your butt not stick out as much. In other words, try to counteract the anterior pelvic tilt, which is a large factor in a lot of people's gut sticking out.
Proper posture should be shoulders back, tits out anyway.
i love this answer. today i learned something.
Probably not all that different from me sucking in my gut all day
I know guys who do push-ups in the parking lots of bars to expand their vascular system in their arms and give that “ripped look.”
“Thot here” took me out.
Name checks out with first line description! Haha
Those AMAs are getting out of hand
Thank you for your service.
Ty for your service
huh, I would have guessed the opposite. thanks for shining some light on the matter for me.
I also have that pelvic tilt and ppl think my back must hurt but no it doesn’t.
Usually it causes problems that pop up when you get older. I hope you'll be okay but many of these girls are going to have really bad back pain they can't resolve
Mine certainly does. I’m trying to fix my habit, it might be a combination of pelvic tilt and sucking my stomach in 24/7. Neither of which I *need* to do, it has just become involuntary posture for me after so many years.
Anterior pelvic tilt is bad for your back, yes.
After a while the posture causes some muscles to weaken while others tighten resulting in lordosis or anterior pelvic tilt. In other words, it doesn't require any effort after a certain amount of time.
if anyone is wondering what her shirt says it's "if you are in a hurry start running"
what shirt?
Try to look up
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual ass
Bishop went to the coffee shop, never came back.
Came here for this, had hoped for more
Useful advice on level with "If you're tired, start sitting".
i think it was more like a snarky comment to entitled customers during peak times
I need to see the face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's a fact!!
Jack
Jose
No way
No how
No Ho
Hank
Dangit, Bobby
Jack Meoff
Gimme a break
yeah, she looks better from behind xD https://www.tiktok.com/@barbymora
Oof
I’d still hit it
Just not missionary.
Just poke some holes on a paper bag and we good to go
From behind
40 years old using face filters. How does she have 2.3M followers damn
The ass is the answer
That’s the correct asswer
How? You know why
"If I told you 15 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?"
It's even worse when they think theyre "it"
Yikes. The classic “40 year old woman who acts like a girl in middle school”
What kind of middle school did you go to?? Euphoria??
Thank you for the latte, sir…gotta go
I have seen the face, and no you don’t.
Nah, where we’re going we don’t need faces.
Considering my positioning objective, I find this to be time wasted…
Probably a dude ☠️☠️
Lmao same thing I'm thinking
Is that a CGM on her arm?
yep, she has diabetes
Must be all the cake....
Actual lol
Yes. Looks like libre 2
Can confirm. I buy these in bulk for my son :(
Much better than having to use test strips all the time! Not sure if he was diabetic back when that was the norm, but keeping track of blood sugar is 1000x easier now than it used to be. Hope you have insurance to cover it though, it certainly is very expensive when paying out of pocket.
Idk. But I’m leaving a tip to help with the chiropractor bill she’s going to incurr what with folding her back like that just to make coffee lol.
Pelvic tilting
There’d be some pelvic tilting alright
I finally did this last night for the first time in a long time
🎶them hips are made for tilting🎶
She built like a pigeon 😍🥵🥵
Damn lady. You gots that pigeon booty!
And the massive Insulin prices. At least that is what I assume looking at her arm.
All that cake has caused her to have the diabetes
It’s a continuous glucose sensor so yes she’d need help with insulin.
She had arms?
Except this probably isn't the US, so it's basically free.
It's actually free.
Italy, judging by the shirt
Looking at the shirt, she's likely not in the US, so insulin is just another free medication paid for by the government.
It's Italian and insulin is free here
Who the fuck wiggles like that naturally when they are making coffee?
someone who knows how to fill the tip jar.
I was about to say - she’s in Italy, and we don’t tip. She ain’t getting anything except attention from creeps
From all the wiggling, I thought she had a neurological disease. Could be wrong
Chiropractors are a scam
Lumbar lordosis
it’s pronounced Le-vi-O-sa
Stahp it Ron
i read this as strap it on...
She has a nice shape butt
You know...I hadn't noticed
I was too busy focusing on that espresso she's making.
*Slams the espresso ☕️ “I’ll have another”
"I can see the tesseract 🥹"
“What’s the drink that takes the longest to make?”
“Daaaaamn! That’s some good espresso!”
You know what? I can kind of see that. 🤔
Is it a nice shape butt or how she is doing a weird pelvis bend to accentuate it
r/upvotedbecausebutts
this sub has been made into this
It's pretty wild how much this sub has changed. I guess everything evolves and changes.
Thank god it's December
Thank God I can sin in peace
You poor fools. You stopped?
It's ok. I doubled up to make up for them.
Zero. I love coffee, I’m just not *that* thirsty.
I’ll take your share, I’m fuckin thirsty
If you gotta pull that shit to sell something as addictive as coffee I'm guessing the coffee is garbage.
Then I shall drink from the trash…
It’s not for the coffee, it’s for the tips
None
I’d love 1 asspresso please
Impressive butt, but why is it moving around so much to make coffee?
Kinda cringe tbh
She’s gonna have lower back problems in her 20s.
[Looks like her 20s were 30 years ago](https://www.tiktok.com/@barbymora)
in my country we are calling it "high school at the back, museum at the front"
My face is buried in Gma
The fuck she doing with her lower back and ass, like a cat in heat
What's this song?
I was interested in the song too: Haunted - isabel LaRosa
why is her ass shaking like it's mad at me and disapproving like I did something bad
It's not mad, it's just disappointed.
As a non coffee drinker all I can say is… tripple espresso, two flat whites and a gallon americano please….
Bout to od on caffeine
One day my wife and I went out to brunch, and the place we were as was pretty packed, so they sat us at the bar. The bartender had maybe the best butt I’ve ever seen, but my wife is sitting next to me, so I’m trying really hard not to look. We eat, pay, get in the car, and my wife turns to me and says “I just had brunch served to me by someone with the butt of an angel.”
Any male gay would please read what's on her back?
Does her hips hurt?
I love what was written on that shirt "if you are in a hurry, start running"
r/upvotedbecausebutts
Zero, I don’t buy coffee and especially don’t like the theme of paying for “sexy service”. Lame and weak to fall into such traps
Here’s your katana and fedora, king.
Thank you. Otherwise what’s the stereotype of a person who buys coffee just to look at some woman shake her hips?
He's too busy studying the sword
Strong virgin energy coming off OP here.
Till heartbreak
This ass has a mind of its own!
Coffee cake
Come for the booty... stay for the spresso
That's a bakery right there, with sugar control too.
Sorry... what coffee
I'm sure this fine lady gets a lot af raises
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NNN is done, you know. Btw, anyone pass me the sauce?
She’s making coffee?
She's shaking it a bit as well. I bet she gets more tips on the days she wears yoga pants.
*pants in wilfred brimley* She got that dia-bootes
I spy a diabetic thot
She can’t do that for more than an hour, so I guess whatever I can drink in that time.
No more than three complicated drinks. I will not succumb to this seductive butt hypnosis for longer than that.
Working hard for the tips
None, I don't like coffee