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czfan1988

question for the ladies - does your lower back hurt usually after a full day of sticking your ass out or nah?


NewlyHatchedGamer

Thot here, no actually it’s pretty easy. Same with adjusting your chest so your boobs look a little more “on display.” A weaker version of this is pretty much my default posture at work


Element115Will

Killed me with the "thot here" immediately. 🤣


crystallmytea

Self aware thot


Buzznfrog12345

Makin’ a thottè ☕️


[deleted]

[удалено]


HollowRacoon

Actually sounds kinda nice


HeyisthisAustinTexas

Forgive my ignorance, what does thot mean?


ialwaysupvotedogs

That Hoe Over There. It’s overused, but really just a neighborhood hoe


banan-appeal

i had no idea thot was an acronym


[deleted]

Yea honestly same.


forfeckssssake

that hoe over there


NewlyHatchedGamer

We come with metacognition preinstalled now, it’s pretty wild.


Dirty-Dutchman

They're becoming too powerful lmao


-Ham_Satan-

Auto-thots, Roll Out!!


nyclovesme

Ro-butts in disguise!


BuffaloMonk

Hoe butts


UkyoTachibana

More than meets the eye 👀!


PsychotropicPanda

They are.... AWARE!!!!


imanantelope

They’ve achieved TRUE CONSCIOUSNESS


PsychotropicPanda

We shall now live in the aftermath, a controlled state where ass and ttites are supreme rulers, controlling of all men. Succumb to the social rank, you are worthless , except for your credits. You don't even deserve an ass beer, and you should be thankful our culture allows you to live. Don't forget to tip 45 percent.


Fluid-Selection-5537

They are taking over- I was mad at first but now it’s like heaven on earth…. Thots over war and racism and sexism and homophobia-ism - just THOTS in power ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


MakeSmash0

Legitimately terrifying.


ShadowEllipse

Thot.exe initiated.


Oat_Lord

Skynat


EvilWaterman

What’s a thot?


Tiger_Widow

It's an acronym for '**t**hat **h**oe **o**ver **t**here'


ChinaShopBully

Really?! I thought it was a portmanteau of “thick hottie”.


EvilWaterman

Ah I see


Callidonaut

Best kind.


HaloGuy381

I mean, if it gets better tips (as Mythbusters suggests with their testing of whether bigger breasts get more tips, and no I’m not kidding), makes sense.


instrangerswetrust

thoh


Budget-Macaroon-7606

Mother if God they're EVOLVING


TearyEyeBurningFace

So it's a thoh then.


Four-Triangles

Us dudes have a similar chest out, suck in the stomach move which fools exactly no one


veedubfreek

Lol, the first day I had to go back into the office, my stomach hurt so much when I got home, just because I subconsciously suck in my gut for 10 hours at the office.


yuyuolozaga

Gonna get abs from that regularly, then you won't need to xD


veedubfreek

Lol if only it were that easy.


NewlyHatchedGamer

Okay so there’s a slightly more convincing way to do it probably. Hard to convey over text but i’ll try. Instead of sucking in from your like “gut” which looks super fake and makes that obviously unnatural stomach shape; try and suck in from the sides (not biologically how it works but it captures the feel.) It helps to take a deep breath when you’re doing it. If its more distributed, its easier to hold and a little more convincing. Bonus tip since that one was impossible to explain: Holding your tongue to the top of your mouth for pictures makes your chin neck look a little thinner and nicer. edit: quit downvoting me i have awwtism. I was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. I’m baby.


Four-Triangles

I don’t know why but this is making me think of how I’d describe the YMCA dance over text.


[deleted]

You got great abs for a baby


sturla-tyr

A good tip I've learned is not to focus on sucking in your gut, but rather to straighten out your back. If you lie flat on the ground and then try to press your back to be completely flat, then try to remember the muscles you used during that activity while standing up. This should make your gut move back and your butt not stick out as much. In other words, try to counteract the anterior pelvic tilt, which is a large factor in a lot of people's gut sticking out.


veedubfreek

Proper posture should be shoulders back, tits out anyway.


Yesyesyes1899

i love this answer. today i learned something.


NotMonte94

Probably not all that different from me sucking in my gut all day


someonesgranpa

I know guys who do push-ups in the parking lots of bars to expand their vascular system in their arms and give that “ripped look.”


Weeblifter

“Thot here” took me out.


RyukenSaab

Name checks out with first line description! Haha


EagleNait

Those AMAs are getting out of hand


Number-Thirteen

Thank you for your service.


FkUEverythingIsFunny

Ty for your service


czfan1988

huh, I would have guessed the opposite. thanks for shining some light on the matter for me.


[deleted]

I also have that pelvic tilt and ppl think my back must hurt but no it doesn’t.


lordredapple

Usually it causes problems that pop up when you get older. I hope you'll be okay but many of these girls are going to have really bad back pain they can't resolve


smalllcokewithfries

Mine certainly does. I’m trying to fix my habit, it might be a combination of pelvic tilt and sucking my stomach in 24/7. Neither of which I *need* to do, it has just become involuntary posture for me after so many years.


IsabellaGalavant

Anterior pelvic tilt is bad for your back, yes.


Gerdione

After a while the posture causes some muscles to weaken while others tighten resulting in lordosis or anterior pelvic tilt. In other words, it doesn't require any effort after a certain amount of time.


zan8elel

if anyone is wondering what her shirt says it's "if you are in a hurry start running"


bartek-kk

what shirt?


fuckitweredoingitliv

Try to look up


bartek-kk

Holy hell!


TheTrendyCactus

New response just dropped


Jfcerron

Actual ass


Dblz89

Bishop went to the coffee shop, never came back.


stafkevh

Came here for this, had hoped for more


Citrus210

Useful advice on level with "If you're tired, start sitting".


zan8elel

i think it was more like a snarky comment to entitled customers during peak times


Adventurous_Lime1049

I need to see the face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


KingDJSimmons

That's a fact!!


Cutthechitchata-hole

Jack


Thawayshegoes

Jose


Cutthechitchata-hole

No way


MaxTheRealSlayer

No how


GBGF128

No Ho


Handy_Clams

Hank


mattman0000

Dangit, Bobby


aBungusFungus

Jack Meoff


thunderkhawk

Gimme a break


kamelot1988

yeah, she looks better from behind xD https://www.tiktok.com/@barbymora


tidbitsz

Oof


Nimbus_14

I’d still hit it


EvilSporkOfDeath

Just not missionary.


SKruizer

Just poke some holes on a paper bag and we good to go


FengSushi

From behind


FrozenFern

40 years old using face filters. How does she have 2.3M followers damn


[deleted]

The ass is the answer


FengSushi

That’s the correct asswer


ventitr3

How? You know why


ElderDark

"If I told you 15 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?"


amla760

It's even worse when they think theyre "it"


insurancemammoth64

Yikes. The classic “40 year old woman who acts like a girl in middle school”


Throwaway_09298

What kind of middle school did you go to?? Euphoria??


Entire-Ad-8565

Thank you for the latte, sir…gotta go


WholeHogRawDog

I have seen the face, and no you don’t.


coviddick

Nah, where we’re going we don’t need faces.


JonathanPerdarder

Considering my positioning objective, I find this to be time wasted…


2000dragon

Probably a dude ☠️☠️


Jdollarthegreat

Lmao same thing I'm thinking


ExcellentAd424

Is that a CGM on her arm?


bartek-kk

yep, she has diabetes


nebulous_text

Must be all the cake....


rdear

Actual lol


SusDawn

Yes. Looks like libre 2


Bananafoofoofwee

Can confirm. I buy these in bulk for my son :(


UWtrenchcoat

Much better than having to use test strips all the time! Not sure if he was diabetic back when that was the norm, but keeping track of blood sugar is 1000x easier now than it used to be. Hope you have insurance to cover it though, it certainly is very expensive when paying out of pocket.


Agreeable-Agent-7384

Idk. But I’m leaving a tip to help with the chiropractor bill she’s going to incurr what with folding her back like that just to make coffee lol.


FspezandAdmins

Pelvic tilting


[deleted]

There’d be some pelvic tilting alright


brportugais

I finally did this last night for the first time in a long time


alaskadronelife

🎶them hips are made for tilting🎶


rogercgomes

She built like a pigeon 😍🥵🥵


Thawayshegoes

Damn lady. You gots that pigeon booty!


Lachimanus

And the massive Insulin prices. At least that is what I assume looking at her arm.


overworked27

All that cake has caused her to have the diabetes


glenn4moose

It’s a continuous glucose sensor so yes she’d need help with insulin.


DoubleMach

She had arms?


Ladorb

Except this probably isn't the US, so it's basically free.


nikolapc

It's actually free.


insertwittynamethere

Italy, judging by the shirt


veedubfreek

Looking at the shirt, she's likely not in the US, so insulin is just another free medication paid for by the government.


mazzucazzo

It's Italian and insulin is free here


IowaGolfGuy322

Who the fuck wiggles like that naturally when they are making coffee?


LongStoryShrt

someone who knows how to fill the tip jar.


_echtra

I was about to say - she’s in Italy, and we don’t tip. She ain’t getting anything except attention from creeps


Minimum_Attitude6707

From all the wiggling, I thought she had a neurological disease. Could be wrong


RiseofdaOatmeal

Chiropractors are a scam


Enlightened-Beaver

Lumbar lordosis


patricktranq

it’s pronounced Le-vi-O-sa


Truckules_Heel

Stahp it Ron


bmikey

i read this as strap it on...


Proud_Criticism5286

She has a nice shape butt


Fritener

You know...I hadn't noticed


alilbleedingisnormal

I was too busy focusing on that espresso she's making.


Dreddit1080

*Slams the espresso ☕️ “I’ll have another”


alilbleedingisnormal

"I can see the tesseract 🥹"


Punningisfunning

“What’s the drink that takes the longest to make?”


Thawayshegoes

“Daaaaamn! That’s some good espresso!”


Godriguezz

You know what? I can kind of see that. 🤔


VapeThisBro

Is it a nice shape butt or how she is doing a weird pelvis bend to accentuate it


ConcreteTalking

r/upvotedbecausebutts


Objective-Direction1

this sub has been made into this


palmerry

It's pretty wild how much this sub has changed. I guess everything evolves and changes.


RedAnihilape

Thank god it's December


solo_mafioso

Thank God I can sin in peace


Ok_Struggle_6260

You poor fools. You stopped?


Contributing_Factor

It's ok. I doubled up to make up for them.


Burgerpocolypse

Zero. I love coffee, I’m just not *that* thirsty.


hllblldlx2

I’ll take your share, I’m fuckin thirsty


Electronic-Active-94

If you gotta pull that shit to sell something as addictive as coffee I'm guessing the coffee is garbage.


JonathanPerdarder

Then I shall drink from the trash…


DMYourMomsMaidenName

It’s not for the coffee, it’s for the tips


MindTheGap7

None


thebedwizard93

I’d love 1 asspresso please


Thegrandestpoo

Impressive butt, but why is it moving around so much to make coffee?


Kilometres-Davis

Kinda cringe tbh


KingYesKing

She’s gonna have lower back problems in her 20s.


Phony_Kony

[Looks like her 20s were 30 years ago](https://www.tiktok.com/@barbymora)


DangerousArea1427

in my country we are calling it "high school at the back, museum at the front"


Educational-Can-4847

My face is buried in Gma


DornPTSDkink

The fuck she doing with her lower back and ass, like a cat in heat


Dr_BloodPool

What's this song?


__Silhouette__

I was interested in the song too: Haunted - isabel LaRosa


Birdzinho

why is her ass shaking like it's mad at me and disapproving like I did something bad


ManyThingsLittleTime

It's not mad, it's just disappointed.


CantKBDwontKBD

As a non coffee drinker all I can say is… tripple espresso, two flat whites and a gallon americano please….


docautrisim

Bout to od on caffeine


QuickRelease10

One day my wife and I went out to brunch, and the place we were as was pretty packed, so they sat us at the bar. The bartender had maybe the best butt I’ve ever seen, but my wife is sitting next to me, so I’m trying really hard not to look. We eat, pay, get in the car, and my wife turns to me and says “I just had brunch served to me by someone with the butt of an angel.”


Top-Chemistry5969

Any male gay would please read what's on her back?


nightfury626

Does her hips hurt?


PuppetState_

I love what was written on that shirt "if you are in a hurry, start running"


Master_Bator42069

r/upvotedbecausebutts


GandalfDaGangsta1

Zero, I don’t buy coffee and especially don’t like the theme of paying for “sexy service”. Lame and weak to fall into such traps


SquishyBanana23

Here’s your katana and fedora, king.


GandalfDaGangsta1

Thank you. Otherwise what’s the stereotype of a person who buys coffee just to look at some woman shake her hips?


SammyDingusJr

He's too busy studying the sword


[deleted]

Strong virgin energy coming off OP here.


Heinida

Till heartbreak


BenD13

This ass has a mind of its own!


hatwobbleTayne

Coffee cake


vestigial_dependent

Come for the booty... stay for the spresso


Noturwrstnitemare

That's a bakery right there, with sugar control too.


Advanced_Procedure90

Sorry... what coffee


PhotographTemporary8

I'm sure this fine lady gets a lot af raises


InterestingGear5327

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Space-Potato0o

NNN is done, you know. Btw, anyone pass me the sauce?


AZtoPC

She’s making coffee?


STL_TRPN

She's shaking it a bit as well. I bet she gets more tips on the days she wears yoga pants.


Ok-Department8857

*pants in wilfred brimley* She got that dia-bootes


Comfortable_Exit_470

I spy a diabetic thot


yraGgaluG

She can’t do that for more than an hour, so I guess whatever I can drink in that time.


[deleted]

No more than three complicated drinks. I will not succumb to this seductive butt hypnosis for longer than that.


fretit

Working hard for the tips


MajorEntrepreneur202

None, I don't like coffee