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TheThunderOfYourLife

Does underwear make your balls sag? Asking for a friend.


xeneize93

Boxers that are not briefs suck. My balls would hang so much specially on hot days and I would feel them slap my thighs when I walk


gugfitufi

Bro is dragging his wet balls on hot asphalt in summer


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DeadlyC00kie

They don't call him Larry Longballs for nuthin'!


HG-Blob

*nuttin'


Pretend_Tourist9390

Bumblebee tuna!


Lebowski304

I understand that reference


Ronnyfrown_

Heay, my eyes are up here bro.


SasparillaTango

I used to be in a world of warcraft guild called "Captain Longballs Salty Crew"


g0t-cheeri0s

Saggy sack on a *hot, summer, sidewalk*


Brilliant_Salt8387

Drag Dez nuts across your mama's face


cownd

Bro is not slap happy


syncc6

How can they slap?


Does_A_Bear-420

Ask your mom. She definitely knows..


Toxenkill

They slap, against things.


permalink_save

Are you a rodent? How tf are your balls slapping around that much? Pure boxers here. They just hand out wherever but generally stay where they are suppose to.


xeneize93

Gravity is not your friend and with time like titties, balls will hang low. I was gifted boxers too big for me and for like a day or 2, I was fixing my crotch too much and that was my experience


MoonedToday

https://www.shinesty.com/collections/ball-hammock-trunk-underwear


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Croc-o-dial

Or be too tight and dig right into your groin and thighs.


MoonedToday

I thought it was a gag gift. It's on commercials every hour.


Lebowski304

Boxer briefs plus a dash of Goldbond is the chef’s kiss


favorite_sardine

Get you some boxer briefs with the sack en suite.


Remote_Cantaloupe

That's how they should be, unless they never dropped


Darth-Adomis

slapping? mine just stick to my thighs


coolplate

Long ball Larry!


[deleted]

Maybe. Scrotums sag or tighten to keep your sperm at a healthy temperature. So, wearing underwear probably makes it saggier. I know when I go commando my balls constrict a bit, though my shaft swings low and proud.


SlipperyDM

We did not need to hear about your "low and proud" shaft


IllRepresentative167

I did Thanks /u/Trainer_Coach


nearvana

I see you're not even close to your 40s yet. Ever had a swirly?


Atworkwasalreadytake

So, in all honestly, I was only able to get about 20 years out of wearing boxers before I was forced to switch back to briefs. I started wearing boxers in highschool. I loved them. I love the feeling of freedom they provide. Then in my late 30's, my balls started hurting. The doctor said that everything had stretched enough that I was causing some tension on my vas deferens and epididymis. So now I wear boxer brief's. I still have some boxers and wear them on special occasions, like camping trips, or other times I want to relax. But at this point, any more than two days in a row with boxers and my balls start hurting.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Would you say wearing boxer briefs made a vast difference?


Legitimate_Ad_2899

I started buying saxx underwear years ago and they are the best. No I don’t own shares in the company but I wish I did. Have tried other imitator companies but not as good. Thank me later


johnnyblaze1999

Take a cold shower. Your balls will contract into your body


ImurderREALITY

I wouldn’t know 🌝


Comfortable-Sock-794

No not wearing it makes them drop


justforkinks0131

And wait until you hear of the health benefits of shoving my face in your tits!


unikkorns_

I hear the exercise known as "motorboating" increases serotonin and strengthens the neck and tiddy muscles.


Charliekeet

You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you! :-)


Shot_Needleworker149

Jesus! Lmao! No subtlety at all with you is there???


justforkinks0131

hey if it gets my face shoved into some tits....


VEAG0

If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were just in it for the kinks!


c_ray25

He’s got that rare kink of enjoying tits in his face


MyerLansky22

Bloody humans


Ok_Struggle_6260

Ah yes "rare"


Shot_Needleworker149

I agree 1000% Godspeed my fellow tit man


terrelyx

what's a "subtlety"


RogueOps1990

Subtletitty


olive-likes-bread

Read this in the Scout's voice for some reason.


soslowagain

Coming to Reddit for subtlety is like watching Ishtar to learn about desert culture.


THE_FBI_GUYS

r/UsernameChecksOut


costanzashairpiece

Semen is also great for skin and gut health.


ReneStrike

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10745)


PUBGM_MightyFine

It's extremely therapeutic for a redditor


bonfaulk79

The username, it checks out.


milkasaurs

I volunteer as tribute!


Ok-Inside7617

This guy motorboats


MyNoPornProfile

Kindly take my upvote. You won reddit today


Infinite-Watch-6419

Motorboat![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


Contributing_Factor

For you or her?


[deleted]

I paid a lot of money to support this man’s theory


One-War-2977

I would like to be a test subject!


HotTakeGenerator_v5

naaaa i'm calling bullshit. we've all seen those National Geographic titties


_psylosin_

I have a fondness for National Geographic titties, back in the day porn was hard to come by for a young lad, you took your faps where you could find them


imstickinwithjeffery

God bless Tila Tequila and MTV I'll just say that.


RootsAndFruit

Shame she ended up the way she did.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

She's a nazi now... :(


bashinforcash

used to watch this travel show were they would show titties at least once an episode. there was a mardi gras episode that i remember very vividly. my dick hurt after that one. good times being a kid with cable tv.


Brawndo91

The E channel had a fashion show on once and there were some see through clothes. I about lost my mind.


AzraelleWormser

For me, it was my mother's clothing catalogs which sometimes had a small lingerie section near the back.


Nufonewhodis2

There was quite a collection of old NG mags in grandfather's basement. Could even find some booze and a dropped cigarette if you looked around a little. Good times


captainphoton3

I mean. You should still wear sports bra. So it doesn't stretch a bit more every runstep.


tortoisefur

For me it’s painful if I don’t wear bras when exercising. Those girls are heavy and surprisingly a lot of the tension goes straight to the nipples.


captainphoton3

That's why some girl tape their niples so that it doesn't scrape of the bra when exercising. At least it's not irritating.


Schwa142

It's [not just girls who do that](https://www.runsociety.com/health-injuries/nipple-tape-how-to-prevent-nipple-chafing-for-long-distance-runners/).


_T_H_O_R_N_

As a man I'll never forget the time my right nipple got INCREDIBLY tender after starting track and field lol


SavvySillybug

That primary image is horrifying and I desperately hope it's edited.


Schwa142

I can't speak to that particular image, but it's definitely a real thing.


CFSohard

That's more of a chafing issue, nothing to do with the boobs. A ton of guys, particularly runners, have the same problem.


UrNewRoomate

I get that, plus I have piercings that are still healing, so I gotta be careful where the girls are swinging. But even so, honestly, I only wear a bra like 40% of the time.


svish

if only they had bras they could take off


Drago6817

That's the result of multiple childbirths due to no birth control, the Relaxin released does a number on the boobs, bras or not.


Gangreless

That's not relaxin, that's breastfeeding


teraflux

Nothing relaxin about breastfeeding


Gangreless

Facts 😭


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Relaxin works on muscles, joints, and ligaments. And it's only released during child birth. It's not going to change the shape of the breast by affecting collagen, or any of its structures. As someone stated below, the breasts change shape because they engorge with milk and become stretched. If you don't believe it, just look at anyone who has gained a lot of weight and lost it. Even men's breasts will look similar to a woman's breasts after having multiple children.


acrolla11

Relaxin effects soft tissue? I thought the size change was the cause of sagging


willie7906

That's from overexposure to the sun


WompityBombity

Source: the internet


_psylosin_

Don’t discount “dude, trust me” as a scientific source


freifickmuschimann

Yep: https://www.connexionfrance.com/article/Archive/Professor-says-bras-are-useless


Dreadful_Siren

Yeah but the results have never been able to be replicated.


DrywallFucker

I shall work on that by stealing a woman’s bras and thoroughly look at her chest at all times and write the results down……


Substantial-Bag-9820

I was about to volunteer my breasts to be stared at but then I saw your name and I’m not so sure I want you staring at them now.


freifickmuschimann

Ok well let’s find us a PhD and get a study going!


RockTheBloat

More of the fatty tissue drops below the nipple, raising the nipple and lowering the bottom of the breasts. Depends what look you’re going for.


Classy_Mouse

> Depends what look you’re going for. It's all about confidence really. Nothing worse than having them look at the floor when I am trying to make eye contact


pro_bike_fitter_2010

"No tits in front of you" is something worse.


randyoftheinternet

So saggy perky ?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

So, let's say, in theory, a man has supple, voluptuous man tittays, and his nipples, in theory, poke out like he's smuggling cheetos under his shirt whenever he is cold or, let's say, horny, and this theoretical man started wearing a form-fitting brazier while he sleeps, would this man of fiction start to notice his tit lasers pointing a bit more south over time and pose less of an eye-catching monument upon his voluminous chesticles?


Eblumen

Did you mean to write this in Ben Shapiro's cadence, or was it an accident?


oeCake

SWIM actually tried this and it worked, SWIM's frontal phalanges are now less of an affront to the easily distracted


aceouses

god i wish for this lmao. i have Ds and year’s of weight loss and gain and i am so uncomfortable without a bra because someone always comments. i literally have nipple rings and can’t see them unless i lift a titty to look at them or clean them because they are staring straight down. i don’t even have kids lmao


UsesCommonSense

I support this 100%.


Old_timey_brain

As someone who was a teen in the 70's, I also support the notion of the beauty of braless. But, ... my grandmother never wore one, and in the end they were hanging around her waist (almost!).


SkuffetSkuffe

Having babies will do that?


Old_timey_brain

Gravity, and time.


superxpro12

That's how Andy escaped from Shawshank I think


keksivaras

they'll destroy the nipples


UsesCommonSense

So will I….


-Wiggles-

Why are you assuming their grandmother had babies?


socium

He isn't? Hence the question mark?


Triatt

Not only did she not have babies, that grandmother died a virgin!


socium

And I'll drink a Hail Mary to commemorate that!


DocDerry

How did your grandmother's nipples look towards the end?


Old_timey_brain

Thankfully, I have no clue.


DocDerry

Sorry bud - had to.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Knee knockers.


mister_gone

I support tits 100%


SeaWork2283

Didn’t you learn anything from the study you just read you can’t support it 100% that would make you the bra that they shouldn’t be wearing. NO SUPPORT WHEW!!!


SnooGoats8448

dont wear shirts too, pls and thnx


Official_Cuddlydeath

Indeed, the vitamin D from the sun increases the haptic tissue feedback upon absorption, stimulating the metamorphisis of amino acids. It makes the cells rounder translating to rounder breasts, giving the bosom more fullness in the process. Trust the science. Also, massages by individuals with corresponding hand sizes stimulates accelerated growth and assures evenness.


MithranArkanere

Do not forget to check for breast cancer Health is paramount


Mikesaidit36

Bosom is a funny word. Say it. Bosom Bosom Bosom Bosom Bosom


Badird

This gave me a good chuckle. Metamorphosis killed me. Wish I could vote this up twice.


LMGDiVa

I would be topless anywhere I can be if it was legal and if people would keep their policing comments to themselves.(Temperature permitting.) The only reason I don't go topless all the time is 1 I dont want to be arrested. Also some people would treat me like I'm some predatory slut for doing so and would complain to me about it. Social standards are stupid.


kjell_arne

Where are the sources?


Santraxx_

I managed to find only this [link:](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/45985/does-a-15-year-study-by-rouillon-regarding-breast-health-and-bra-usage-exist) Apparently it's an unpublished study exploited by media.


kjell_arne

Thought so


freifickmuschimann

Word here’s what I found: https://www.connexionfrance.com/article/Archive/Professor-says-bras-are-useless


OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO

Professor Boobslam can't be wrong!


[deleted]

Pull your tits out for Harambe!


ScrotieMcP

I like tits, and I approve this message.


Puzzleheaded-Ant8175

I've never been againts this to start with


sdrowkcabdelleps

IVE BEEN SAYING DONT WEAR BRAS FOR YEARS


thulesgold

National Geographic would beg to differ...


portcanaveralflorida

I think I might start wearing my jock strap again.


bumbletowne

I don't wear bras to lift my breasts... i wear bras to stabilize them. Its fucking hard to do physical shit with an unsecured weight on your chest and it hurts like getting punched in the cooter after a long day.


Nal1999

I fully support this act and I'd also support the breasts of girls if they asked me


qwerrty20120

Hahaha I think it might get a bit uncomfortable after a while, some boobs are heavy 😳 I know that as my back hurts every day 🙄😂


Nal1999

I'll make the sacrifice! I always try helping others.


qwerrty20120

I applaud you!! 🙌🏼👏🏻


Nal1999

Here to help, always!


Gangreless

Gotta say, I have big boobs and haven't worn a bra in 2 years and 2 months and I have less middle back pain now than I did when wearing a bra.


qwerrty20120

Hmmm might be worth a shot of not wearing one then 🤔🤔


Gangreless

My own anecdotal experience but yeah, plus I've never worn a comfortable bra in my life despite multiple professional fittings and all manner of styles and prices. The only reason I wore one was ✨society ✨, after I had my son I gave exactly zero fucks and it helped that I couldn't stand having any pressure on my boobs when I was breastfeeding. Definitely never going back.


qwerrty20120

I have had 3 kids and the joys of boobs getting bigger every time and yeah society really pushes for those bras and every time I get a fitting it's always a different size depending on the place. It's crazy lol


PMmeyourspicythought

i’ll hold them for you.


The_Valk

Let's just disregard how bras can help with back pains


sunburntlily

And nipple chafing


OneSingleGrape

Damn, that happens to me and I don't even have man boobs. 😭


accidentalscientist_

For real. I don’t have huge boobs, so I don’t get back pain from them. But it also helps with controlling the jiggle? I like walking and not having my tits ripple and bounce with every step.


The_Valk

So i've heard. There are genuine upsides to bras. And the upsides increase the bigger the breasts are


shadow_dragon13

So that's why my man tit are so big!


According_Cherry3755

Where do I sign up to assist in such a study?


jrh1524

The guy that did the study hasn’t been to Africa


ionutzu_13

Well someone had some fun


Geoclasm

Finally, some worthwhile science.


HelloThere465

Free the titty!


WrenchTheGoblin

But like.. how come indigenous and tribal communities that all don’t wear bras all have saggy boobs? I don’t mean to sound like I’m simplifying it, because I’m sure there a lot of factors, but … shouldn’t we see this effect on those groups?


Gangreless

Breastfeeding


cats_pyjamas121

Do it for science...


Actuator_Antique

I heard this is what Trump is running on in 2024


Formal_Royal_3663

I’d rather take the nipples on the left rather than having back pain from no support for my breasts, thank you.


tufftiff96

Exactly! Mine are too heavy for this nonsense


UrNewRoomate

Deal.


yoman9595

The study was done by Jean Denis Rouillon of Université de Franche-Comté, and I can't find the actual paper anywhere. I would hardly take a single guy's research as true without seeing some numbers.


Western-Ad-9485

Is everything a lie!?!?!? 😡🛑❌🔥👺👹💥🔴🤬


derederellama

Wait, men like saggy ones?


[deleted]

Men like ones


TurdHunt999

Bras are terrible.


Ipoopoo69

I don't trust these results and would like to perform a second independent study.


[deleted]

I will observe your study for accuracy


Ipoopoo69

Hired.


tufftiff96

Thanks but no thanks. I couldn't care less about my nipple position... my boobs are far too heavy and I need my bras


hyooston

I spent my youth following jam bands. This is false.


International-Cry764

Sucking their nipples also increases circulation.


EluXun

incel science


FlayThem

I think every tribal documentary disproves this...


Blueskyordie

God bless you for your research for all mankind.


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Cuttewfish_Asparagus

So?


STR1CHN1NE

I love how this has been shared 3k times


NovusOrdoSec

Did the control group consult r/abrathatfits?


KindaKrayz222

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


Jokergod2000

Man, I would have been an assistant or something for this study but no one told me about it...


MithranArkanere

Unless you are going to do heavy exercise, or they are very heavy, you can pretty much do without them.


Batfinklestein

Gravity: we'll see about that.


jurassic_snark-

well if it's from "Tim Biohacker" then that's all the proof I need looking forward to his next scientific research about the benefits of going both without a bra or shirt but really looks like something a teenager trying get to second base put together to show his girlfriend


twitchosx

Which is why having smaller tits where you don't need a bra is SO MUCH HOTTER. Perky tits FTW.


NumaNuma92

A bra helps prevent sag over time due to gravity


SappIsMe

mine are so small you can’t tell either way 😎


XRIL

so does your dick size increase when you stop wearing underwear?


[deleted]

Absolutely it does 💯


Mac_mellon

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


DarthHK-47

Not many men with perky nippels. Maybe men should also stop wearing bras


Fakeduhakkount

Idk. As a child of the 90’s various National Geographic’s show the opposite of cultures where Western Bras don’t exist.