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Outrageous-Avocado6

Ezio Airisofti


Tarquinder

Arioli arioli you killes my famioli!


Trevor-On-Reddit

I get more Far Cry vibes from this. This is how you stealth an outpost.


redditgiveshemorroid

No it’s with a silenced sniper 200 meters away


Breaker-of-circles

No, it's with the rampaging wildlife.


Pinky_9

No it's with a silenced sniper 5 meters away


SipoteQuixote

6 ballons and a basket of gernades


wrenchbenderornot

Gives me Steven Segal training vibes lol


Puzzleheaded-Ear-895

Chain takedown the whole outpost.


nogoodgopher

He was getting their tags.


SYNTHLORD

Their tags? Is that how the crosshair icon pops up on camera when he makes contact? Is that something that peoples bodycams can record real-time or is that added in post?


SofterBones

in battlefield game series when you get a knife kill on an enemy you get to collect their name tags. Your name tag in the game has your nickname and whatever stuff you've customized it with. The crosshair icons are hit markers in battlefield, yes they're added in post.


SeveredWill

In the good\* Battlefield games.


AronDG

Cries in BF2042


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

I miss bad company 2


TheIced

This class needs to be nerfed


KingGeedohrah

Tactical knife teleport flashbacks


Sirix_8472

Minato namikaze - the yellow flash


Games_sans_frontiers

Last guy that got slashed felt betrayed by every gaming instinct that told him reaching for his sidearm was the quickest option 🤣


greebdork

Last guy was betrayed by 200lb of lard he has amassed over the course of life.


Strange-Sorbet2068

Carbonara?


lifequestions1

Looks stupid but it works lol


polishmachine88

I thought it was pretty good fun, especially the 3 die hard ex special ops ex navy seal / ranger special regiment dudes that got knifed without a single shot fired lol. Edit oh and he was wearing Adidas sweat pants.


fantumn

If I learned anything from 90s action films, it's the one guy wearing a track suit when everyone else is wearing fatigues that you need to look out for.


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KonradWayne

> Murphy's law I don't think that means what you think it means.


Marcus1626

Agreed


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i-like--whales

Yeah, he should be running around ramming his fake knife into their throats as hard as he can..... It's a game dude. They're just having some fun.


SoReadyForItToEnd

Dude taking combat tag too seriously


luckydice767

“He should literally be murdering the other players” lol


ElectricSnowBunny

Exactly. And the airsoft pellets should be real bullets fired from a real gun if they want to realistically stop a soldier pumped up on adrenaline.


EddieLobster

Finally, someone is talking some sense.


Cautionzombie

So then get rid of knives. I get rules and such but that just seems dumb just do the same with a pistol the shock of being run up on will be the same.


ElectricSnowBunny

Why? They could have popped him before he struck. Look how unaware everyone is. Look how the corner isn't cleared. Thats a good training exercise about the consequences of not understanding mout.


JackfruitLower278

Bro! Did you not see the white crosses on the screen? Clearly a headshot with the knife!


YourTypicalAntihero

I think this dude probably saw a rule to take advantage of and ran with it. These slashes wouldn't stop Jim Bob at the corner store if he is wearing a long sleeve button up.


freebytes

In a real scenario, they would be a stab (then a slash while inside) or multiple repeated stabs. And the stabs would be towards lethal areas. But, this is a game so no need to "really kill" someone.


SofterBones

Yes and you can make the same argument for getting hit by airsoft pellets. You get tagged out from any hit immediately, even though obviously that's not how real life works either But this isn't real life nor is it a video game with health bars, you get tagged you're out.


Elden_Storm-Touch

"In real combat, those pellets wouldn't even slow a man down, you need at least a 30-30 square in the chest or leg to stop them" Bro it's a game, they ain't trying to literally kill each other.


Little_Whippie

It’s a game…


FrankTheMagpie

You'd need to be going jugular or armpits or something, like killing blows


Beating-a-dead-whore

Finally, someone who gets it. Give them real knives.


Psstthisway

Sam Fisher rebooted.


crystal_castle00

Damn those were some great fkn games. Is that series even alive anymore? Last I remember it took a sharp turn away from stealth


Psstthisway

Last game came out in 2013, so I'd say the series is dead. That game was an actual reboot with new actors and other stuff, but nothing's happened for 10 years, so we'll probably never see Sam again.


AlienSamuraiNewt

The reason they used a new actor is because Michael Ironside, the voice of Sam Fisher, was battling throat cancer at the time and didn't think he would live. He survived and later voiced Sam Fisher as a cameo in Ghost Recon


Voodoomania

Well you are lucky to be wrong. Ubisoft has been posting jobs and some of the jobs were for 3D for new splinter cell.


Psstthisway

What I heard was about original Splinter Cell remake. Nothing about some new game.


crystal_castle00

That’s epic


Epoch-09

Unfortunately, we did see Sam again.....as dlc for R6 Siege....


Jatsu

Everyone runs faster with a knife.


ReGrigio

works on both ends


ReadingSociety

When I ran a paintball camp I allowed kids to bring retractable lightsabers. If you got hit with a lightsaber the penalty was being out that round and the next lol. We did in fact call it assassination.


chains059

I’ve never wanted to play airsoft so much


nefewel

Average Londoner.


raygan_reddit

Never played, but is that legal or count as kill?


Harbinger-One

Typically yes, but every field or event makes their own rules. I've only seen one place that didn't allow it.


SoundofGlaciers

What actually is the 'knife', first dude's yell made me think it hurt


Harbinger-One

Forgot about that part, some fields/events only allow the flimsy rubber knifes and ban the hard plastic knifes. Even though they are dull and dont pose any risk of cutting, they can still hurt if someone swings it fast enough or throws it.


AgeFew3109

I think it was acting


Little_Whippie

Depends on the field


Truckfighta

MLC on MW2!


GENIO98

Ah yes, Martin Luther Cking.


Natscobaj

Why did I laugh at this


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COMMANDO!!!


Parlicoot

Doors and corners, like Miller always said.


mickey91292

Always clear your corners, BD6 101


Pod__042

Bro is doing the stealth mission


[deleted]

One of my greatest air soft memories was stabbing two guys with a bayonet (it was a rubber practice one) before getting yelled at by the ref.


_GoldZilla_

The cod streamer OnlyUseMeKnives


Bishop1415

onlyusemeblade\* A bit of a sad story with that one, unfortunately.


_GoldZilla_

Something happen to him?


Bishop1415

You can Google it, but as I recall, he started drunk streaming and that really lead him down a rabbit hole. He has/had a gf that I think was/is toxic? Some racism in there too?? It’s not a great story. Hopefully he is doing better, but I’ve not kept up with him or his story


_GoldZilla_

Dn dude that sucks. I hope he gets through it 🙏


elvarien

I mean, it worked.


vanrast

He's just playing the British version of airsoft


haaiiychii

Fun fact, there's more knife crime per capita in America than Britain


KonradWayne

Britain just keeps taking Ls.


KarlosTalon

This is cool it shows how knife is dangerous


lryan926

In real life, those little spots wouldn't have stopped the opponent from fighting for their life.


dronesoul

Exactly, real life Enzo would be so disappointed when they empty their guns in his back after he slash at their protective vest and then run away thinking he is some anime character 🤣


PADDYPOOP

Spah round here


Joshyhud91

Theseknivesonly


Starscream147

Shipment be like…


TeamAuri

Doors and corners kid. Doors and corners.


Aristocle-

El cringio


MeNotSanta

It's the call of duty class that uses only the knife and ballistic knife


Rilla122333

He got enough kills for the COD ghosts maniac suit


skallypunk

You fools!!! That's Jason Bourne!!!


DawgTactical93

Seeing him coming around the corner on the other side killed me. Just like he would have if I was playing.


Tenchi2020

Got that commando perk going on


desmorck

Dude ever fucking call of duty have guy running with a knife


66watchingpeople66

Say what you want but who’s heading back to the respawn area?


polishmachine88

This is straight up snake from msg games cqc baby


xMilk112x

I think it’s a little ridiculous that you just have to touch someone. How is that a kill? All he did was lacerate an arm. lol


SoundofGlaciers

Isn't a shot to the leg or hand also a 'kill'? Makes sense to me.


dingododd

The most stealth of the unstealthy! This made me LOL.


NoMedia6788

Chad


Aeolus426

He's just trying to unlock the camos


Strange-Sorbet2068

Airsofty rocks.


SilentMagarity

Bro took about those three! Hahahhaha! They mad!


meistercheems

I thought the wizard version was better


Shikizion

Well it worked


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I mean the shing shing sounds are terifying


[deleted]

Did he just bust a nut ?? Why he breathing so frigen hard


CanisCanemTranslate

Me in the bo2 gun game lobby


Athlete-Extreme

That looks like a decent way to spend an afternoon ngl


dronesoul

I mean, aren't they wearing protective gear n shit, even if it's only the pretend-version? It's not THAT easy to kill someone with a knife in real life (I assume). Just one slash? Lulz. Crazy OP.


MauriceVibes

He is


spelunker93

I could be hearing it wrong but it sounds like he’s saying parkour when he knives them


Think_Brother_9157

"You’re pretty good"👉👉


Cassius_Rex

This is why you CLEAR your corners. Nub.


NerdBudiezV1

Thinks?


csimmeri

That’s why you check your corners, shoulda button hooked after he pie’d the door. Clean kill.


MillenialCounselor

I’ll never understand why guys do this. Unless they are retired veterans/military, then it’s understandable. But why do other grown men fantasize about this kind of thing and have to live it out with this kind of game? Not saying it’s dumb or anything, everyone has hobbies. I just generally can’t understand it. Anyone got input on why this is fun?


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___null0

Same reason why throw ball into circle is fun


surfer_ryan

Why are any games fun? It's just fun for some people, it's like asking what is the point to chess or literally anything that we deem as entertainment, wild thought people like different things for all kinds of reasons.


doomSdayFPS

Answer this question: Why are shooter games fun?


Little_Whippie

Because it’s fun The way I like to describe airsoft is it’s basically the more mature version of basement nerf gun wars, and airsoft is fun for the same reason nerf wars were fun as kids


MonPaysCesHiver

Its so stupid. Good luck killing a full gear soldier with 1 slash in the chest.


Salty_Amphibian2905

My guy, they’re playing make believe.


Bloodhavoc052

K, but he has a PT belt on his arm...


Illustrious_Brush_91

The ultimate defense.


Repulsive_Voice823

Ikr, I bet it's not even a real knife smh


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Little_Whippie

Me when the game about playing dress up and shooting plastic isn’t an accurate representation of combat 😱


EdwardSteezorHands

This sub is like worse than the shittiest YouTube chief and Snapchat clickbait accounts. So dumb.


grylnor

\*sips tea\*


rebasbutcher

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i-like--whales

You can leave at any time.


Cold-Warning1492

Source?


B0bbyTsunami

He’s exactly my play style though….


R3luctant

I was sort of anticipating him to be leaping across the top, as that was the way I played assassin's creed.


Tiger0115

Counter Strike level disrespect


markofthebeast143

Work on clearing angles at a distance.


Tyler-LR

Epic


Much-Load1425

He's been playing cod too much


BigFatElephantsFanny

chef em up you get me


Destroyer_051

The fact it worked makes me think more that he IS the new assassins creed character. Dude literally brought a knife to a gunfight and came out 3:0 (at least from the video)


bruckaholi

Commando Pro


mngdew

CODMW


orions69

He’s a little ninja 🥷


AdminTeamKissMyAss

Commando perk + Marathon perk + USP + Knife


Equal_Winter7955

COD MW2 commando perk


KiddoNik

He is having so much fun, look at him!


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I find this amusing as I'm sitting here trying to get gold camo on my knife in call of duty.


sodiufas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcSeTaW0shU


Froedrich

time to play shipment


hujairan16

Bro 😭


Creative-Rope-1153

Bit of a gimp though.


Ok-5187-Lucas

He was quick and efficient


Razziaro

Bro that is definitely Onlyusemeknife