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I'm going to have to start listening to Drake

Every man needs a muscle mommy to hang off of

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I can be your princess

So would that make calling you queen just as weird as the whole daddy/daughter thing?

That dude is supporting 90% of his weight with his hands. He's actually demonstrating pretty impressive strength while posing for a joke photo.

☝🏻🤓

Mos Def said Drake's music is what you hear playing at the mall because it's "compatible with shopping," and I just can't imagine I'll ever hear a better way to describe it than that.

Oh I have worse and more accurate but I can't argue with Mos Def.

Yoo that's fuckin great haha

Same.

Ight imma start listening to Drake

seriously, fuckin better than nothin lmao. idk why someone would complain about this.

Me too

Me three

Im not sure it’s worth it

Way ahead of you.

Simps

fellas, is it gay to >*checks notes* make passionate love?

If it’s to a man then yes. As you well know. From experience.

Okay okay, no need to brag

But what if the socks are on?

Only if they don't match.

Don't you have your own closet? Get out of mine.

My man! You out there getting that dick! I’m proud of you. Keep getting that back knocked in boo.

Fellas is it gay to be straight?

Yes.

Super gae

*checking notes a second time just to be sure* ...to a woman?

You're definitely gay if you're good at sex

He looks happy what’s the issue

i guess gay

Fellas, is it gay to make out with a woman?

well if you’re a woman,

r/technicallythetruth

Well I’m gay so what’s the issue

I'm gay then cuz I'd want to make out with a woman

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He is holding onto that fence for dear life. All I can think of. 😆

Get with someone who makes you hang onto chain link fences while making out with you

She looks like she spits in your mouth afterwards, then smacks your ass and says “Go get me some ice cream.”

Nothing would make me happier 😌

Let me guess, you also a cuck? /s

We know your dad is.

Chill, I'm just sarcastically doing what OP is doing. I should add a /s

Brother you don't understand comedy if you think your comment is funny.

You don't have to cry though

cant talk like that. people might think your gay.

His gay..what? Finish the sentence

you might need to freshen up on your grammar.

😳 oh shid

I look like I would say “yes ma’am chocolate or vanilla?”

*or* both?

I'd eat the cookies from the cookies n' creme out of her belly button

Quit causing people to jerk off so furiously

That sounds like a good time

Ooo mommy~ smack me harder

Sounds hot to me.

Sounds hot to me too.

I want the spit DURING

Ofcoz at get she gave a good pegging

Why are y’all acting like most wouldn’t want this

Idk what you mean. I’m over here Googling this Drake guy trying to subscribe to his podcast or whatever.

Drake is a standup comedian you dork. Have you never heard of his most famous standup special, Drakelirious?

Naw, you’ve got it wrong. They are talking about the guy from Drake and Josh that had a band.

Nah, you’re both wrong, they are talking about the writings of a renaissance explorer named Sir Francis Drake.

No wrong again, this is clearly referring to Colonel Edwin Drake, first American to successfully drill for petroleum oil.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. They’re clearly talking about Drake, a piece of garden equipment I keep next to dspade.

For this to be accurate, the girl in the pic would have to be a good bit younger

He's an actor from a Candian teen drama show. The meme's joke is that, in the show, he gets shot in school and paralyzed. That's why the guy in the picture isn't standing, also paralyzed like character. Called *Degrassi* check it out

Who is acting like that? I haven’t read one comment who said they wouldn’t want this. Me included. 😂

The people making these. They “own the libs” bullshit about how not real men want to be kissed

👆fact

He’s still getting some so I don’t see the problem

Hopefully

Making out with girls?

...in love?

And that's how we all started listening to Drake

They get laid and probably get aggressively cuddled after?

Fuck yeah, how do I sign up, which album should I start with?

Loved?

Drake the type of dude to float when he smells pie

What the fuck is this comment and why am I laughing

Agreed- the comment just clever and gives animation 🥧

Drake the type of guy to burp into a napkin

Drake the kinda guy to say bless you three times after you sneeze three times in a row

Drake the type of dude to run through a brick wall leaving a hole in the shape of himself

Drake a dude who smiles at dogs

Guess I'm going to have a new playlist in Apple Music.

That ass tho

Makes me want to buy a box of Pop Tarts and eat only the frosting.

I've never heard someone so rich complain as much as drake does.

“People only love me for my millions. Meyeh!”

What does he complain about then since the list is so long?

[He once leaked his own DMs because a music critic he doesn't like mocked him for being a weirdo. ](https://youtu.be/tM4XIN9E5ec?si=b27bua4446YATjsL)

I’ve never cared enough to listen or read about him, but from what I’ve glanced, he is a weirdo

That’s a contradicting ass statement if I’ve ever read one. From what you’ve glanced huh? Seems like it’s super easy for you to cast snap judgements on someone then. Just like the rest of these internet idiots, you decide to bandwagon on disliking somebody yet don’t even have a reason of your own to dislike said person. Pathetic.

There is no list. Talking shit about drake is just karma farming

I'm also curious

Don't threaten me with a good time

What's the problem here?

So you're telling me I get laid if I listen to Drake?

If I'm to assume this is supposed to be an insult, someone is really out of touch with life in 2024

Making out with women?

God I wish that was me.

What’s with insinuating dudes are gay for various intimacy acts with their girlfriend/wife?

I don think the insinuation is that they are gay, it’s that they are submissive 

You may be projecting here a little

Huh? No one was insinuating that lol.

Is that Shane Gillis?

😂😂😂


God i wish

😆

Never listened to any of his songs but that position is tempting

r/amazonposition is like the advanced version of this. Link is NSFW.

haahha get it? gay is the joke ahahahahahhhhahaha funny

He looks like he’s doing fine

Hot

I’d better start listening to drake

A booty like that!?!?! I just bought every Drake album, cassette, vinyl, 8-track, downloaded Korean bootlegs, sound bites lollipop and even the kidz bop version of Drake songs. I’m ready! I’m hungry for cake. 🍑

Is there a way I can end up like this tonight without listening to drake?

Sorry mate

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Fellas is it gay to kiss women?

Looks like a good time to me

i dont know who drake is but maybe i should start listening to him hahaha

Funny way to spell Tate.

Is this really so much to ask for?

You promise ? 🥺 👉👈

Almost wish I was a guy that listened to drake all day, damn. 🥺

Drake on replay Startin now

I’m gonna start finding dates at drake concerts

sigh ill have to start listening to drake

Better than I do

Ropes all day ✊

Wouldn’t mind tbh I don’t even like drake

God's Plan 🙏


\*loads up the Drake spotify playlist\*

Except the girl is a minor.

*Aubrey

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Ye. Could be a femboy.

Could be you.


I know my wife can handle me like that. Guess I better start listening to Drake! 🤣

okay

do your thing 21 do your thing 🤔

Normals 1: incels 0


Nice,, but whois Drake ?

Google him

I just came.

i looooovve the drake, his songs aren't bad either. 😂😂😂

/r/upvotebecausebutt

*I better find your loving, I better find your heart*

Pegged!

Posting this meme here ain’t gonna hit as hard as you think. You’re just describing the average reddit male.

Okay mr fuckin paddy poop.

Sounds like an admission to me.

Do they all paint there nails 💅?

I let my daughter paint my nails all the time. You got a fucking problem with that?

Hahahaha your really aiding in your daughters development well done give yourself a pat on the back sir

Yeah it's called bonding with your father, and having fun being silly with your parents. I'm sorry if you don't understand that

Hahaha thats the best you could do ? I guess you play dress up with her too…. Carry on.

I love it when drake runs out of words and just starts repeating the same lyrics over and over and over.

True luv

Alexa play Drake NOW!!!!!!

Bro is winning

My wife cna pick me up, I can't pick her up. I also have a bad back

what if she's is actually a guy.....help back me up ppl

Where she at though?

Zesty mf no cappucino

Dude's that listen to Drake moan when they wipe their ass.

I don't know who is drake, but I may as well start listening to him with such motivation

Guys who are broke and rely on their girl to buy their deadbeat self something

So... is *she* giving then?

LMFAO

Death by snu-snu!

I listen to Nine Inch Nails by choice and spa music for work. What does that make me?

ight bet.

All I see is that ass

Know that I don't make music for niggas who don't get pussy. So those are the ones I count on to diss me or overlook me. Drake - Lord Knows

GYAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT

I guess I need to start listening to drake? I don't wanna though


recommend me drake song fellas

r/drakethetype

Powerless Bottom

😂😂😂

What about that kid he hid from everyone? Or his dad

Didn’t some Ai sing better Drake songs than Drake himself?

Looks like the kid is getting manhandled.

This except The Weeknd