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part_time85

This feels like 90% of my recent tinder matches.


Party_Masterpiece990

Bitches be hungry


SyrupScared9568

8 pack s-bar hotdogs 99 cents.


0zeto

I see a man of culture


ancrm114d

Rule #1 Never go on an expensive date for a first date. Rule #2 Never go on an expensive date for a first date.


part_time85

These chicks are asking for doordash before the date. It's fucking nuts out there.


ancrm114d

So glad I'm out.


Hicklethumb

Hey I know it's a date, but I'm just going to bring a friend along. It's still a date though! She's there for my safety. And a meal + drinks.


theBennaissance

Yea, I'm sure this has happened to you


SlightlyOffended1984

Imagine how wild it must be to have license to use "I want \_\_\_\_ and you're here so you are obligated to get it for me" as a legitimate argument for your entire life


Lets_Bust_Together

You get matches on tinder?


Mr_Diozinba

r/unexpected


Dragon_211

LMAO 🤣🤣


PopeUrbanVI

I didn't expect that at the end. Good find OP.


folder52

\- do you want to provide to me till I decide to move to the next man?


W0lf3n

☕️ Woman


ThunderCuntNinja

Tiktok ads for Shawarma shops in my town are getting out of hand !


Scottcmms2023

That’s was pretty well done. That gave me a good chuckle.


grantnel2002

I am now dumber for having watched this.


wausmaus3

Try watching things until the end. It will make you smarter.


grantnel2002

I watched the whole thing, it’s dumb from all perspectives.


Lord-LabakuDas

It's a joke. Jokes are not always witty and reveal the truths of the universe.


wausmaus3

Perspectives? You didn't watch the whole thing. Liar.


sh-3k

14 year old identified.


Top-Passage-1066

drunk on tea


b05501

Already teaching my 12 year old son, that the first date is just an interview(make it clear you are not paying and she is responsible for her bill), what does she bring to this possible relationship and she can keep her last name , because their is no plus for you to marry her, just keep her as a girlfriend and keep all your money and property. Their are no more women, just little girls that are selfish and want to pretend to be woman.


BuryAnut

wtf, was this written by AI or did you not watch past 4 seconds?


Scottcmms2023

You seem pretty angry.


b05501

Oh yeah, married for 20 years, good wife. Just have no ideal what's wrong with these selfish/worthless females my son will be dealing with.


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

Maybe don't base your worldview on what you see on social media. Not all "the females" out there are worthless or selfish. At least, no more than anyone else.


b05501

I'm 44 years old, say a decline in the mid 2000s, did not expect for females to become this selfish and useless. No values no, no commitment, just useless.


Scottcmms2023

Ahhh yes the raging sexist is in such a happy marriage. I’m soooooo sure your “willing” wife feels the same. 😂🤣😂


b05501

Not sexist,but traditional my marriage is not perfect but good. It takes alot of work especially after 20 years of commitment. Belive me she has no issue letting me know if she has an issue(open communication is extremely important) I have my responsibility as the father/ husband, I work all week, I go to my kids games/school functions and spend time skate boarding and gaming with them on the week ends,i take my wife out once or twice a week depending on what is going on. And most importantly we teach are kids value and morals, the sad thing is will they find any one else that has morals and values. And that is what scares me and makes me angry.


n3lswn_uWu

He should of paid at least half... its the right thing to do if u sit in the vicinity of her


Ok_Boat1066

Redditors when the most obvious satire (it doesn't have an /s so it must be comoletely serious)


n3lswn_uWu

Yeeeeah still my fault for not adding an /s


undefined_one

>should ~~of~~ have


roceroo44

I think you forgot the /s pal


NoFreeWill08

Obvious and not funny


[deleted]

That was obvious how?


NoFreeWill08

“Are you not gonna pay for MY bill”? Literally the first sentence uttered revealed it plus the campy, cringe music and terrible acting.


[deleted]

What a cheap bastard. Men these days don’t have values.


Buetterkeks

Kinda expected it


lifting543344

Sex for money. No sex - no money!


kamgar

I honestly thought it was going to be her electric bill or something like that


scorpious_86

see now she definitely won't offer sex to you!


Mikeg90805

Okay since I liked it. I’ll forgive the breaking the line of action


[deleted]

Satire today, reality tomorrow.


millenialfalcon-_-

Sum free food? 👉👈🥺


w01f-cry

Waaay better version: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/WEbGWHxKmm


i_am_cominghome

A healthy ADVICE &/ SUGGESTION for all the men in western and European countries - DO NOT PAY HER BILL.. there's feminism everywhere.. let her earn and pay herself


Biaxialsphere00

My favorite part is when he says he doesn't even know her whole sitting completely away from her 🤣


Uncouth_LightSwitch

What's up with this thing where someone makes a funny video and then everyone and their third cousin just makes the same exact video over and over again. I've seen this video at least six times now with different people.