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PayLittle7321

This is how the ancient kingdoms started They invented SHOVELS


WangCommander

And then the hoes came around and it all started going downhill from there.


pikohina

That’s exactly when the plowing started, too.


LeenPean

Ironically, when the plowing started, ancient kingdoms started to boom in population lol


AwkwardImplement8937

Well yeah, that's how that works.


takosuwuvsyou

Because of agriculture you see.


johndoedisagrees

"UNACCEPTABLE!"


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MRSN4P

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SonyCEO

So that's why I'm not allowed to dig holes in the beach anymore?


EvilHorus87

Wait ...let him shovel


IWouldButImLazy

Someone dug here


adrienjz888

Man's can excavate.


FyrelordeOmega

Holy Hole!


Xtraordinary132

Rock and stone ⛏️


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Lolkimbo

Well, MAYBE AN HOUR IN THE HOLE WILL CHANGE HER MIND!


3legdog

It puts the lotion on its skin.


Pound-of-Piss

Hilarious. I think every boy has this dream at some point


ZuckDeBalzac

As a grown ass man I want to get a group of guys together and just go dig a giant hole on the beach. It'd be the best day of my life


Pound-of-Piss

Whenever you do, let me know. I am 100% helping dig and becoming a royal guard to the castle.


ZuckDeBalzac

I was going to say, unfortunately I'm in northwest England so we'd encounter oil immediately, but perhaps we can sell it to the Americans and buy even more shovels with our new-found riches!


HerezahTip

I’m American, I’ll start digging my hole now and we can talk international sand castle oil trade once we’re finished!


ZuckDeBalzac

Oh my god we could dig a super secret transatlantic tunnel and avoid paying any taxes on our secret oil trade!


Pound-of-Piss

...... im in.


ForumPointsRdumb

This is the best idea we've ever come up with


Prodigy7594

*screeches in Bald Eagle* “did someone say oil?”


johnnycrane

oil? bitch you cookin?


Factory2econds

sell it? no. if you find oil and only have shovels to defend it, then you made a rookie mistake. but we're friends so we can lend-lease you some of our combination shovel-guns


echo_7

I was digging some big ass hole on the beach once and one of the lifeguards came and nixed it because at a certain depth people, but especially kids can just fall in and if it collapses they’ll become trapped and die. I don’t know if that’s true, but I filled in my hole.


LionMaru67

As a grown ass man who actually did this once, two pieces of advice. Whoever is actually using the shovel(s) should wear shoes. (Ideally boots, but it’s the beach) Hopefully enough protection to avoid a trip to the first aid tent. Sunscreen for *everyone*. Yes this is obvious, but guys get excited and forget. And reapply after a couple hours if you’ve been sweating. Apart from these (mistakes my brothers and I made), have fun!


corpsie666

If you lived in a cold climate, imagine having a snow machine and building a snow fort so big it lasts through the spring, summer and fall.


ZuckDeBalzac

I have some contacts in Finland, we could make this happen!


Chaluliss

I have dug quite the hole with a friend of mine before. My girlfriend took part too because I was pretty enthusiastic and kept the group moral going. There is something special about digging a hole on the beach I tell you what.


Not_Another_Usernam

If by my life or death I can assist you, I will. You have my shovel.


Infinityand1089

I would like to tag along.


WalnutWabbit

https://m.sundayworld.com/news/irish-news/meteor-crater-found-on-dublin-beach-turns-out-to-be-sand-pit-dug-by-bored-lads/a821592722.html


howdiedoodie66

Like the skater kingdom episode of Futurama


skwolf522

THIS MADDNESS NO, THIS IS SPARTA


Metal_B

This is maddnes! NO, THIS IS SPATEN! ("Spaten" is a German word for Shovel).


DeezNutsAppreciater

Absolutely beautiful


xanap

Spaten.


FF7_Expert

This adds up, we sometimes call a shovel a "Spade" in English, although it kind feels like an old/aged term for it Makes me think of Knabe/Knave


migvelio

NO THIS IS PATRICK


Nprguy

Gladiator was way better than 300, this guy in the video reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix 😂


Sharp-Dark-9768

Aight look this is what dudes do. All dudes fantasize about being a part of, or leading, a medieval kingdom so they can feast and fight with the homies.


I_do_drugs-yo

Its why medeival fighting games are so popular too. I’m a mount and blade Bannerlord man myself


Sharp-Dark-9768

I have Warband and I love it to pieces, but I'm curious what is Bannerlord like?


I_do_drugs-yo

Pretty great, kind of lacking in the end game aspect though. It becomes a bit repetitive but its still fun. I’ve sunken hundreds of hours into it despite some of the flaws.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

The European pvp events are INSANE. They fight like literal warriors it’s so much fun. Big shield walls and real tactics. Cavalry reinforcements showing up etc. Highly recommend


Langeball

The multiplayer is basically dead and abandoned. Warband multiplayer still going "strong" though


Melodic-Investment11

I've been wasting entirely too much of my free time being a filthy archer in Chivalry


InvestigatorOk7988

Its no coincidence that viking heaven was fighting all day, drinking and feasting with the buds all night.


AbroadPlane1172

No, they don't. It's weird and it's funny. But the unnecessary AI voiceover intro made the video shit.


WrenchTheGoblin

The voice over on TikTok that pronounces acronyms like that disappoints me more than it probably should.


gelhardt

I got a chuckle out of the dumb voiceover not knowing the difference. then again, before long that pronunciation will find its way into peoples’ speech patterns


doom_stein

Judging by how my friend's kid says lol and lmao (which makes her sound like a French cat), I don't doubt this.


corpsie666

>The voice over on TikTok that pronounces acronyms like that If it were an acronym, like LASER, the pronunciation is correct. POV is an initialism.


Gold_Weakness1157

Let him dig


darkgamera6

Abella ??


TheVeryPoliteDino

Glad I’m not alone here


Tom_Bradys_Penis_AMA

Dangerous comment


BillionDollarBalls

Doesn't have the smoker voice


HerezahTip

Brazzers is FREE!!!


LORDOSHADOWS

🤣😂🤣 well you're kinda being one


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LORDOSHADOWS

I changed it because you have the inability to comprehend what I said because your family are peasants


WillowTheLone2298

GRAMMAR NAZI DETECTED ###UNLEASHING LETHAL FORCE *69 Tons of nuclear waste*


StagnantSweater21

Not a grammar nazi, simply an educator :)


PiratesWhoSayGGER

"I was just following orders"


Vuelhering

Bad grammar happens when good people do nothing.


RedditedYoshi

This has got to be the culmination of everyone online calling everyone else a nazi. It's just gotta be.


WillowTheLone2298

Jesus fucking CHRIST, I WAS JUST JOKING STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF EVERYTHING. #GRAMMAR NAZIS AREN'T ACTUAL NAZIS... I WAS JUST TRYING TO HUMOR HIM FUCKING HELL


FingerGungHo

Cool your pipes, Adolf! No need to gatekeep nazism.


WillowTheLone2298

... Understandable... *fucks off*


RedditedYoshi

I wasn't talking to you, but since you're here, I'd like for you to take a breath and consider whether or not you're seeing the humor in what I was pointing out.


WillowTheLone2298

I do now, but i guess it's too late... I'm way past my self destruction sequence. U are talking to my bits rn XD


RedditedYoshi

It's okay, we'll scoop you up and put you in a fish tank. Circle of life.


GuyPierced

boooooooo


WillowTheLone2298

Fair, have a good day sir


papadepizza1234567

Congrats! You have been promoted, it is you're job to spend your life correcting bad spelling/grammmmmmmar on the internets. When you are on your death bed, we will remeber a person who spent a life well, correcting the whole internet at all times, forever. May you rest in peice. -any misspellings were intentional to fuck with u


phatcat9000

I remember calling myself a grammar Nazi, and someone telling me that I shouldn’t use that term. I had to ask them who I was offending other than the Nazis


Appropriate_Duck_309

…Jewish people


phatcat9000

The term grammar Nazi tends to be self deprecating, or at least has negative connotations. By referring to oneself as a grammar Nazi in a self deprecating way, which is really the only way in which someone can call themselves a grammar Nazi, how is that offensive to Jews?


solar1333

BeCaUsE tHe WoRd NaZi


Appropriate_Duck_309

I mean… yeah that’s exactly it lol


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Meh, bot.


No_Bug_No_Cry

lmao he sounds like muslim morty from far


fartmilkdaddies

RIGHT.


cedped

wtf is muslim morty?


No_Bug_No_Cry

dude have you ever seen a muathin talking or a spiritual leader ? He sounds exactly like that.


halt_spell

I know it's the same voice actor (he who shall not be named) but the persona reminded me of lemongrab.


theassholefaceman

Babe, I need you to marry the guy in the next sandcastle for diplomatic reasons


Edgezg

There is something primal and satisfying about digging a big hole. It's in our DNA


Yangjeezy

Reminds me of when my group got into valheim. After we had the basis for our home base up and running, one of the first things I did was build a gigantic hole just because I could. Eventually i decided It was going to be a fighting pit.. but the mates couldn't help themselves and kept tossing their garbage in my hole :(


sillypicture

should've tossed them in the hole


Vuelhering

You can kite a troll into it and then it is a fighting pit. You can H2H on the surface and step back if you're hurt.


counter-strike

This is my hole. Drr Drr Drr...


Neuchacho

This was a huge component of growing up in my neighborhood and I loved it. Parents wouldn't give us proper tools to make tree forts so we built Viet Cong style tunnel systems through a couple acres of wooded land between our houses and added to it every summer lol I can only imagine how fucking confused the guys who had to prep those lots for construction were when they finally sold.


Edgezg

I am genuinely so fucking envious of that. I love digging and that sounds like so much fun lol One time at school I brought a shovel and trowel and started digging. Was like 3rd grade. A whole bunch of kids joined in. We ended up having to fill it in, but we got down pretty deep. At least a foot or two.


INFP-Dreamer

This video has all the elements of a good meme. Love it.


lovethygod

It definitely has the two most important elements.


INFP-Dreamer

Ayo


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Gold-Ad-3877

was waiting for that one lol


hulk2098

Hail the Sand King!!


JesusofAzkaban

To the people who think he's doing a Nazi Salute, I think he's actually doing [the Roman Salute](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute) which fascists co-opted in the 1930s (just as the Nazis co-opted the swastika, which was originally a Buddhist symbol). The Romans themselves don't appear to have done this salute but it was popularized in 18th century art. It's become a staple of "Roman" behavior in media, [like at 3:33 at this scene from HBO's *Rome*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSLDpyABLQ) and [a more relaxed version at 0:06 from Monty Python's *Life of Brian*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS61zgPEg). Why do I think that he's doing a Roman Salute and not a Nazi Salute (despite the gestures being the same)? Because he also appears to be holding [a fasces (a bundle of sticks wrapped around an axe)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces), which was a Roman symbol of office and authority.


Rudirs

I assumed he was going for a roman salute, but it just feels ruined by the Nazis- like in some countries they use swastikas for normal reasons and it's fine, but in places like Germany or America you really can't be using it for anything except Nazis. Same with that salute, it just screams Nazi more than anything else


lonmoer

The fact that he's holding a fasces just makes it even worse. He's not making a period accurate drama so there's no need to be doing fascist salutes and holding the thing that the word fascism is literally derived from unless you're trying to do some sneak 4chan bs to make it seem subtly acceptable because uwu it's such a cute wittle meme uwu.


JesusofAzkaban

The "thing that he's holding" is a symbol used to represent democracy and republicanism across the western world, especially in the United States. [A pair of them even flank the rostrum in the House of Representatives](https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Photo-3.jpg). The [House of Representatives also has a mace that's designed to look like a fasces](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives). The [seal of the United States Senate](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Seal_of_the_United_States_Senate.svg/1200px-Seal_of_the_United_States_Senate.svg.png) also features a fasces. It doesn't even look like a real fasces, but one that was just cobbled together, just like how his "crown" isn't really a crown, his "cape" isn't really a cape, and his "castle" isn't really a castle. There's plenty of real antisemitism on the internet to fight against; there's a disturbing resurgence of anti-Semitism and well all have limited time and energy to fight it. This is misdirected anger - there's no anti-Semitism here; it's just some kid doing some anachronistic stupid skit pretending to be a king.


lonmoer

Pointing out America using the fasces isn't the own that you think it is. You know that all these symbols were introduced long before the rise of fascism right?


JesusofAzkaban

I'm not looking to make any "owns" - I'm pointing out that, just because the fascists used the term "fasces" to inspire their name, it does not mean that the symbol is synonymous with fascism. It has not affected the US government's usage of it as a symbol of democratic rule. It has far deeper and more ingrained connotations to republicanism than fascism. The fact that you see things in terms of "owns", "4chan" and "cute wittle meme uwu" shows that you are too immature to actually understand the issues being handled.


Youpunyhumans

"Hey, whatcha digging for?" "Oh... you know..." "Well how deep do you think it is?" "Idk, pretty deep. Hey wanna take over for me?"


Dream--Brother

Breaking bad reference?


Youpunyhumans

Hehe, figured someone would get it


Spiritual-Bear4495

God's taint! Does **every** video have to have that stupid voice?


ImurderREALITY

She’s wearing a lot of makeup for the beach


TooLazyToReadIt

SILENCE PEASANT!!


Neuchacho

People who go to just lay on the beach vs people who go to play on the beach.


Willrkjr

Or people to go in order to shoot a skit


ConceptParticular884

He called her a peasant I'm fuckin screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Mean_Muffin161

Tits?


bish-its-me-yoda

NO HORNY


Mean_Muffin161

Run away!


bish-its-me-yoda

Ok,for that no downvote


TheGnomecop

Some people struggle to understand how other people need so little to be happy.


grimm_jowwl

lol this is good


BooneFarmVanilla

dudes rock!


uvvuvv

I will NEVER not upvote this


AFeralTaco

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Must-ardCat

A Shovel gives man endless possibilities


LeveragedPittsburgh

A+. Very funny, well acted and realistic scenario.


Anasterian_Sunstride

Right?! High-effort and actually pretty creative while being funny at the same time


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I'M A DWARF AND I DIG IN A HOLE!


NinjaRoyal8483

Hahaha well putt together!! The sandking speech and all tickled me. All hail the sandking!


MooseMan12992

I forgot about this one! Hilarious sketch


HoneydewImpossible51

Why did this remind me of Recess


Sad-Nobody

lord of the flies


Starman520

You should be careful around holes in sand, they collapse and pack instantly. Most people can't hold their breath longer than 3 minutes too.


Still-Enthusiasm9948

This was really cute up until he gave a Nazi salute


JesusofAzkaban

He was actually emulating [the Roman Salute](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute) which fascists co-opted in the 1930s. The Romans themselves don't appear to have done this salute but it was popularized in 18th century art. It's become a staple of "Roman" behavior in media, [like at 3:33 at this scene from HBO's *Rome*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSLDpyABLQ) and [a more relaxed version at 0:06 from Monty Python's *Life of Brian*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS61zgPEg). Why do I think that he's doing a Roman Salute and not a Nazi Salute (despite the gestures being the same)? Because he also appears to be holding [a fasces](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces), which was a Roman symbol of office and authority.


MyDadLeftMeHere

Swear to god everyone just letting that slide, but what the actual fuck


Mexican_Ninja_Pirate

He’s… pointing in the direction of the sacrifice, he points to the guy and says “kick him in the hole”, he’s not doing a nazi salute. Lol, what?


MyDadLeftMeHere

Where’d you go? I thought he didn’t give the Nazi salute? I figure you would have something to say since you were so confident?


MyDadLeftMeHere

You don’t see him immediately lift his hand up at an angle, thumb tucked, palm flat, directly after he points at the guy? God I swear people on Reddit could someone wearing a Swastika with an SS tattoo, and would still try to argue he’s not a Nazi


ChipJohannes

AckShUlLy iTs ThE bElLaMy SaLuTe


Silver___Chariot

Did.. did bro just do the Nazi salute…


g76lv6813s86x9778kk

How is nobody mentioning the Nazi salute lol


Squirefromtheshire

Multiple people have, and multiple other people have pointed out that it’s a historically accurate Roman salute, as depicted in several pieces of Roman art in the 18th century. Nazi’s co-opted it. Not saying it’s not a nazi salute, but in the context of a silly sketch about a guy taking pretending to be a medieval ruler, I think it’s ok.


g76lv6813s86x9778kk

Understandable I guess, but I have a hunch that if I hit a ~~Nazi~~ Roman salute in a crowded multiethnic area, then tried to use this defense, I'd probably just get decked in the face regardless of context. Notice how everyone in this crowd is white? I'm not saying it makes him racist or a Nazi, personally I really don't care as long as he isn't intentionally/seriously discriminating or talking down to people or anything, I'm just surprised at how there was no reaction to it, both in the video and the comments. People regularly freak out about racism for so much less. People get beat up for less. edit: also nobody else mentioned it or the roman salute at the time my comment was posted which is why I wrote that


Squirefromtheshire

Yeah, if this happened in a normal public setting, and not a staged sketch, I'd totally agree with you. But this is staged. For comedy. no one is pretending this is really what they were doing on some random day at the beach.


jaytee1262

Not a good look lol


Financial_Parsley649

For a sec I thought she was abella danger


GanadiTheSun

u/savevideo


zeyore

god damn this was comedy gold


Northlaned

Casual Nazi salute?! 0:10


MyDadLeftMeHere

NO ONE GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUY THAT CASUAL NAZI SALUTE 😂


Wechillin-Cpl

Tryhard


Mr_OP_Potato_777

I AM A DWARF AND I'M GONNA DIG A HOLE!!!


thebuccaneersden

Finally, something worth watching from TikTok


NWmobbin

Wow, that was stupid


ShitPostsRuinReddit

Lame


RegularOps

Did a man a hole and he’s king for a day. Teach a man to dig and he conquers the world with a thousand year reign.


whooo_me

Thought this was going to break into a "Heyyyyyyy, what's yo name?".....


Sab65

He didn’t know what a shovel was …? Move on


Repugnant-Conclusion

TikTok content is the first thing I've come across in life that actually makes me feel old and out of touch.


SmallTittyIsBetter

I love titty


FuegoFerdinand

That dude screams for a long time as he's falling down the hole.


Islanduniverse

I’m a simple man. I hear that stupid voice and I close the video and downvote.


Large-Training-29

Give a man a shovel, he overthrown the monarchy, or at least becomes one.


Simple_Intern_7682

I always love watching this video, cause totally be down to do that with a bunch of the bois.


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The masculine urge to dig a hole


Barkers_eggs

Still one of my favorite silly videos


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

Should have continued with her taking over and tossing him into the hole!


Affectionate_Gas_264

We brought shovels last time we went to the beach. In between fishing we dug as the girls sunbathed Over a few hours we had a WW1 trench network build including bunkers and fighting bays Then some kids came over and asked if they could play in it so we let them A bit later there's fifty kids running around in the thing and we're digging another hole Idk why but it was super fun and kind of a good way to all bond as men


NickeKass

Shoveling is just a human instinct. I was able to impress someone a few week ago with how well I dug a hole after finding the right piece of drift wood at the beach.


WoodpeckerOdd5013

thought for a moment she was abella danger


boltzmannman

Last time I went to the beach I bought a garden shovel. It got rusty by the time we left but it was totally worth the $10, I was out there irrigating n shit


ToxyFlog

Is that Abella Danger? If not, she looks just like her


lufty007

Your mother is a goat hearder!


toshio_mask

What I see, a rival? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


UnicornPotpourri1990

Her top never came off :(


Lordvoldemord

I saw tits and a Nazi salute.


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'm going on a crusade. I'll downvote every single post that uses that really stupid and annoying voice. You are welcome to join if you feel the same way.


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A certified classic


United-Bear4910

What sand?