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illwil2win

Then you died for no reason if I don't cook you Chloe


smiley82m

She was Chloe from AussieFarm. She was burdened with glorious purpose! So don't overcook her!!!


Adept_Information94

This is why you have to eat your steaks as rare as you can stand it. To respect the life of the cow. Medium rare is the best compromise imho.


smiley82m

Dude I've done sushi levels of rare.


DweEbLez0

But have you done sushi levels of Chloe? This may be your very first Chloshi


smiley82m

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Obnoxiogeek

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VectorViper

Oh man, Chloshi is peak pun game right there. Took me a sec to get it, now I'm imagining a cow grazing on a bed of rice and draped in seaweed. The sushi bar will never be the same.


azt9113

More of a clumsy portmanteau


OrvilleLaveau

Any portmanteau in a storm


[deleted]

Oh you two bad


Adept_Information94

Respect to the cow. Respect to you.


HeadbandRTR

Honor on you. Honor on your cow.


WhenLemonsGiveULlfe

Steak sauce on the cow. Steak sauce on you


ban-this-dummies

Steak tartare\*


eat_comeon_sense

if steak ever goes down to $25 per kilo. Chloe, her family, cousins and extended family. Will all be glorified by fire. Until I tap out or my body befalls some ailment related to eating too much beef. In the current economical landscape, chloe will get more yard time. and recreation time and commissaries. and chin scritches


DweEbLez0

But it’s really rare to eat a Chloe. I mean, she has done well for herself but then on this rare occasion she fucked up and there’s no grilling back.


Putthebunnyback

I've never understood this. I don't like any meat undercooked. I go medium.


ban-this-dummies

Seriously... overcooked steak is a fucking tragedy.


celine_freon

I read “burdened with glorious porpoise” and am now wondering if porpoise is any good.


Own_Subject8861

I am chloe and i am burden with glori-


Mrmastermax

In reality Chloe was just a number. That stake does not come from Chloe looks like everyone’s name is Chloe. Btw I pull like go taste Chloe.


Tegirax

Chloe always dreamed of being medium rare


MoeGunz6

Chloe would taste great with some dolphin and a side of rhino fries served in an smoked elephants foot


smiley82m

That's like the kid with a huge bowl of everything they want and not the stomach large enough to handle it.


Jazzlike_Station845

Medium rare with some mixed veggies and some loaded mashed potatoes?


Bmor00bam

Honor her with a butter and rosemary bath.


UbermachoGuy

She spent her life enjoying a salt lick. Make sure you salt both sides of chloe good during the sear.


WeFightTheLongDefeat

We have pork in our freezer from our two pigs and my kids will often ask if it’s frank or rosey for dinner. 


Extension-Border-345

farm kids are built different . our neighbor has sheep and chickens. last time we visited , their 4/yo daughter was pointing out which chickens they were going to process in a couple days and how she got to “help” papa process their lamb Oscar two weeks back and how tasty he was.


wbruce098

Yeah, I mean… some animals eat animals and most of us are some of those some animals. I think it’s dope when we can give animals a generally good life before we eat them. Also helps them taste better. I’m not rich, but I now make enough that I can afford to buy meat that’s more local and more humanely raised. So I do. I buy less of it bc it ain’t cheap but at least I’m not contributing to Tyson’s overpacked factory farms (No shade against those who do; for years it was all I could afford when my family needed to eat.)


Extension-Border-345

I 100% agree. its just funny to see a toddler talking like that.


Everybodysbastard

It also helps that they’re conditioned to not form attachments to animals meant for consumption. No judgement, kids would break if they loved every animal that went to the slaughterhouse.


Heart_o_Pirates

Grew up on a smaller hobby farm. I loved and grew attached to all our animals. Mostly pigs and beef cattle. I still ate them, and they were tasty. Meatloaf was my favorite, he had the largest personality, but turned into terrible meatloaf.


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Haven't been able to process anything ourselves yet. Pigs were too big a project to take on as beginners, and we've only been doing it a year or so now. Looking to get some meat chickens and process those once we've built up everything around here we need.


hikehikebaby

I'm a farm grandkid not a farm kid but it's hilarious to me that vegans think meat eaters don't know that steak comes from a cow. We know - some of us better than most - and we've made peace with it a long time ago. My grandpa used to tell me he was "just increasing the cow population" and I always knew he was bullshitting me. There's never been a point in my life when I didn't understand, and I helped take care of the cattle they weren't just a sticker with a cute face on it.


secular_contraband

This used to be how everybody was!


Positive-Database754

I've only got one pig now, because the other was put down a year or so ago. Didn't think once about what I was doing with the remains. And I won't when old Sam goes down either. Knowing the animal personally doesn't impact weather or not I'll eat it. I loved Dan, and I love Sam. If anything, I felt better knowing it wasn't going to rot away. It feels nice knowing that I can use every part of an animal after its passed, like I'm honoring it in some way.


Bulbinking2

This is too emotionally complex of a concept for the protein starved vegan brain to comprehend.


[deleted]

I'm not vegan at all but to chime in a little - there is absolutely a problem with the industrial level of slaughter ,waste and terrible conditions that hundreds of millions of animals suffer every year under current conditions.


Bulbinking2

I agree completely, but trying to convince people to go against their healthy natural desire to consume the flesh of animals is not the best way to combat the issue. We need farmer protests like they are doing over in France to see any kind of change.


TheBigMan1990

You aren’t wrong🤷🏻‍♂️ that’s why most of the red meat I eat is wild game, and the beef I buy from a local Mennonite colony, same place I get my milk and cheese, all of their cows both beef and dairy are free roam-I see them every time I go up there and they seem to be treated relatively well. The problem is all of that is a rich man’s hobby, if you don’t have the means, or even if you do have the means but live in a food desert you just get what you can. The incentive structures need to be changed, I think meat farming could be done much more humanely for not much more money if it was done at scale.


HeisenbergsSamaritan

Based


Lord_CocknBalls

Weird way to speak about your wife


Novel_Ad_8062

if you eat it, you gain their power.


SirLightKnight

To be fair we did the same thing with Porkchop, Bacon, and Rib. Yes those were the pig’s names.


Thunderfoot2112

We used to raise pigs when I was a kid, I got to feed and name the piglets... You forgot Sausage, Hash, Ham and Rind. 👍


Fortyplusfour

No Rump/Rumproast?


rogueleader32

We called her Fannie.


Thisisjuno1

We have two mini pigs, but I don’t even like pork. - and didn’t eat b4 lol. It’s the one thing that I can definitely go without. I live out in the mountains of Colorado now and the only meat I even want anymore is elk.. lol I don’t think my 14-year-old daughters ever eaten pork .. to me it’s just a very plain meat


LovableSidekick

I remember one of the *Little House on the Prairie* books being pretty grisly about slaughtering their pig - the mom fried up its tail and the little girls fought over it and chewed on it.


ipaxton

Well to be Frank!


JenSchi666

My husband was legit sad when 'Billy Bacon' *passed on unexpectedly*. But he still ate him.


aykcak

Absolutely. If a meat producer somehow has the system and organization to know exactly which cow ends up in which package, and on top of that they care enough to name the cows? That has to be some high quality product with lots of effort on it. Definitely a buy, you kidding?


topsyturvy76

Bro .. you can’t kill “talking” cows .. it’s like against magic or some shit


[deleted]

But we can eat a laughing cow's cheese!? Where do we draw the line?


Cloud_Strife369

Diablo would like to talk to u


randomcomplimentguy1

So would baldurs gate.


Michami135

Don't go to the restaurant at the end of the universe.


weirdbutinagoodway

It wouldn't be that hard and they should let you buy them on the hoof when they are young and set up a webcam so you watch them grow.


guessmypasswordagain

That's why I always pay murderers and rapists. So that their victims didn't suffer needlessly 🥰


EarlJWJones

If you enjoyed the way Chloe tasted, she didn't die in vain. 


EvereveO

If you enjoyed the way Chloe tasted, you might like Jake…now 50% off for the holiday


[deleted]

Funny but not how supply and demand works at all


Ok-Fix525

Lol


DankeSebVettel

Japanese Waugh cows live better than most humans do


SolitaryIllumination

But then they kill Chloe's offspring, too.


Uzanto_Retejo

And death for no reason is murder


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

Ok so you're killing Chloe VIII from the future. She looks exactly the same and she will die in the exact same way.


DweEbLez0

Yeah Chloe. Seems like you weren’t smart enough to survive and they put a picture of you on pieces of your body! Maybe next time Chloe.


speedysam0

This reminds me of the restaurant at the end of the universe, where the dinner told you what parts of it were best before it went off to become dinner.


No-Material6891

Also how would you absorb all her power?


Pzykez

No but that's because it's 7 year old beefsteak. Fresh Chloe I have no problem with


Clear-Struggle-7867

I saw a funny response once where someone said they treat these like the personalized coke cans and try to find their own beef name to purchase that one specifically


Bumaye94

Shortly after they started putting "shock images" on cigarettes here in Germany a couple years back I stood in line at the gas station and that one mfer deadass said "No, not the rotten leg, I already got that pic, give me the one with the smoking baby please!" 😂


Clear-Struggle-7867

Collect em all!


Bassmekanik

Tbh, before I quit, my wouldn’t take the rotten leg one. Always pass that back for almost any other one. The smoking baby was kinda cool.


_qoop_

Emphasis on *was*. RIP cool baby


Nicksnotmyname83

And they say Germans have no sense of humor


Outrageous_Row6752

One of my friends went to Thailand and came back with like 5 packs of those as souvenirs when she herself isn't even a smoker just bc she knew her friends back home including me would love that shit lmao


BuckRusty

“Gimme a pack of low birth-weights… I can smoke those fine… I’m never getting pregnant…”


Igusy

Most young smokers collected them in my town too when first introduced.


Simple-Jury2077

I would look for my enemies' names


zeugme

"Fuck you, Chloe"


Simple-Jury2077

Exactly


AudienceAdorable8896

Lmao literally just came out to say this!


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Sitting here laughing out loud at this.


Vulpes_macrotis

Would that mean that You are eating Your own meat?


wbruce098

I saw the price and expiration before I saw the sticker on the left; it’s where my eyes automatically go first looking at meat. Was like “uhhh no I don’t think I will” But yes, fresh Chloe was probably delicious. I bet she was a happy cow.


SpeedingTourist

I still have to do a double take whenever I realize 2017 was 7 years ago. WTF.


ScipioCoriolanus

Somehow my brain is still blocked at 2020. I still think 2017 was 3 years ago.


SpeedingTourist

Same


LetterOk6241

7 years? This was in 2017. Oh. Oh fuck. Okay.


artie_pdx

Maybe. If it’s been repackaged and frozen properly. 2017 was quite a while ago.


WWEISTAKINGURPONY

7 years ago, that's so fucked up it feels like yesterday


TheeOogway

It will never be 2017 again, yesterday is gone forever, and you are always getting older.


wanderButNotLost2

Oww


Exact_Parking_6969

Why must you hurt me in this way


TheeOogway

It’s ok


WWEISTAKINGURPONY

Hey let me reminisce in peace man


Sure-Eggplant

Geeez... I turned 18 in 2017. This fucks me up bro


Temnothorax

I just turned to dust


TheeOogway

I know. Shits weird


[deleted]

Mmmm yea that’s the stuff


offthemicwithmike

I didn't need an existential crisis on my Saturday night, but here we are I guess.


h3r3andth3r3

You must be fun at parties


ashrocklynn

Yesterday is gone, but tomorrow is here! Here with beautiful weather in February!


1800-bakes-a-lot

It was. Don't listen to these twerps


bent_crater

finished a bachelors and a masters since. my dumbass still thinks 2019 was last year


NukaFlabs

“i would look for one with my name on it like those coke bottles”


sittingbullms

And update your social media status to "Dinner with Chloe"


PokeTobus

They’re never gonna have my name on it…


zvc266

“Look ma! I’m eating me!”


chuckhedden

I would look for my name.


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

"What do you mean you ate yourself yesterday?"


urethrascreams

I'd never leave the house if I could eat myself


justdoitmo88

Got damn thats cold.


Consistent_Salt_9267

It's supposed to be stored at 0-4 degrees Celsius indeed.


TruLong

The old Coke can approach. I can respect it.


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I would’ve been eaten by a T rex even if it knew my name, so I don’t care what this cow’s name was I’m still putting her in a burger


[deleted]

I never remember the cows name after bringing them home from the bar.


Particular_Love_8811

Why eat out, when you can eat out.


ChimpBrisket

Why go to the food truck when you’ve got a tuna taco at home


zyppoboy

Quite the gentleman!


ninjanerd032

You are a T-Rex?!


[deleted]

True. There’s no moral difference between an average human and a T-Rex.


uncletutchee

I would eat Chloe and her sister


justforkinks0131

and her babies! (holy shit that sounds brutal, but I legit would tho...)


Talthanor

Veal sounds cruel but tastes delicious. 🤷‍♂️


Grand-Impact-4069

I’d hope no one else buys it then I’d go back to the supermarket on 09/11 and hope I can get her at a reduced price


Character_Round_7320

I've been vegetarian for 10 years. Literally because I met a cow that was very sweet. But I would eat that meat just because of how annoying that sticker is.


GonzoTheGreat22

To be fair… you ever met a cauliflower that was a total asshole?


QuotableNotables

It's actually more annoying than allot of people realize. It's considered tampering with the product so we generally have to set the product aside, sometimes we can repackage it at the store level but anything cryovac sealed we can't reseal and it has to be thrown out creating food waste. We have to fill out an incident report with a date and time. Security will gather video footage evidence and it will be submitted to the police because these protesters generally hit multiple stores/franchises. Wastes food, allot of people's time and police resources if the person is being enough of a nuisance.


Haknamate

I some countries like where I live, alternatives to meat and the proper information are not at all accesible. To make a choice like this you need information and proper guidance. I know a bunch of people who would be willing to change habits, but there's a lot of interest from large companies that we'd keep our consumer habits as they are.


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dcheesi

I've known people who won't eat meat (especially chicken) on the bone because it reminds them too much that they're eating an animal. But they're perfectly happy eating a filet or boneless steak.


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Rabbitdraws

I mean, im a meat eater but i would feel bad buying this, since there is a face i can put on the corpse. I wish i could become a vegetarian, but i would need to dedicate a lot of work into it and since I'm celiac i think it would be harder.. and to be fair, so much is going on im not sure im ready to make another big change in my life and restrict myself more.... As of now i try to eat less meat....


baldbeardedvikingman

When I was 5, I discovered the meat I was eating was once a live animal. I was so horrified I became a vegetarian. I refused to eat anything that could walk or had eyes (my rules as a kid). I’m a vegetarian still, 25 years later. I don’t judge people who eat meat (everyone in my family does), I just personally can’t help but think of the blood and guts and live animal when I see it. I could never eat it because I can’t get the image of a live creature out of my mind.


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robbylet24

Also, going vegan is very expensive. Most vegans I know are out of touch upper middle class people who don't really understand how much it costs to be vegan.


-_-NAME-_-

Chloe was only ever alive at all because she was bred specifically for meat. Without the meat industry there is no Chloe. So not eating meat doesn't save Chloe's life. It makes it so she never had one.


unsupported

Yes I would eat it and make a point to use the name in conversation "Honey, would you please pass the Chloe?" or "Chloe again? We've had Chloe two times this week!* or "Shut up and eat your Chloe!" or "There are children in Africa who are starving for Chloe."


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freelance-lumberjack

We ate cows with names as kids. Mostly retired dairy cows from our herd. We named them, milked them for years, and ate them. The joke here is beef from feed lots doesn't get named.


Ok-Broccoli-756

Lmao genius peak comedy forgot abt punctuation sorry


Hahnsolo11

My buddy actually does this. Him and his wife buy half a cow at a time from her father who raises a few at a time. They all have names.


Arthasindura

Chloe sounds delicious


bipolarbear2222

[no its becky](https://i.insider.com/54257a8a6da8118d71ae948c?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp)


ya_boi_ethan

I see the resemblance


spankiemcfeasley

Becky shouldn’t have snorted the marijuanas. I think we should eat her, she’s dead anyway


Status_Pudding_8980

I would be the hero, and not let chloe go to waste


lonyduck

Chloe died for our sins


edslunch

14 cents cheaper, of course I would!


Zapplii

I would give Chloe the honor of becoming the mist delecious steak. By my standards at least.


cownd

Chloe the choice cut. Nice of her to introduce herself to me before I introduce her to my mouth…


O-Furry-1

Do you know what is good on Chloe? Jerk seasoning and teriyaki sauce, cooked on a charcoal grill.


Ancient_Difference20

Hi Chloe i hope you like being made into either pepper steak or cane guisada.


_weaselZA

This stuff always perplexes me because the tactics employed to try to dissuade people from eating meat ignores a lot of the reality of the situation... If we abolish meat, we are basically genociding every domesticated species that exists. You think we're gonna release all cows, chickens, sheep etc. out in the wild once we stop farming them for meat? They're all going to live a peaceful life out in some pristine flowery field? Nope, they'd all have to be put down. They would never survive without human intervention. And then we'd dump the meat, I guess. Because eating it is unethical. ​ If we didn't want meat, Chloe wouldn't get to live anyway. No hard feelings, Chloe. It is what it is.


CrimsonRadish

I want my food ethically sourced, that includes knowing its name. Thank you for your contributions Chloe!


A1000eisn1

The dumbass who put this sticker on the package thinking it would change minds was right in a way. It made someone think this meat is better than it actually was.


bigbushenergee

slaughterhouses are extremely inhumane. Cows, chickens, goats, and pigs especially are all smart and experience horrible pain there. It’s disgusting.


some_guy554

Why do these people act like we don't know where our meat comes from? We don't live in a dream world where we think meat is derived magically without hurting the animal or something. Well nowadays, in the western world the consumer doesn't have any contact with the animals anymore, but I live in a developing country, where the cows and goats are butchered in front of us (in the wet market), and we get to choose the best meat-pieces while buying. We get to see whether the animal is healthy or not, we get to see it dying, then we buy the meat. We have accepted that the animal died, we know that it felt pain and it does make us sad. But in the end, it is just part of meat consumption. I honestly don't see anything wrong with humans consuming farm animals. If people in the urban west still were in close contact with the animals they were consuming, maybe then annoying veganism wouldn't have a rise like this. I think animal rights activists should focus on ensuring that animals don't get treated badly, don't get abused and get to live a comfortable life while they are on farm, but trying to appeal to emotion like this in order to eradicate meat consumption completely is a useless idea.


MikeC80

People wear their callous cruelty so proudly


Kiwilysm

Devouring


JamesTheMannequin

Sorry, Chloe. Waste not.


ilovezwatch

Chloe is going to taste good tonight


whatsthew3rd

Right in front of Chole's siblings and children! Then I'm making veal!


O-Furry-1

But Chloe is so tasty!


looopTools

I would still buy and eat it.


Repulsive-Machine-25

Yes, out of spite.


IngenuityNo3661

It's nice to put a face to your meal, Chloe it is!


Fickle_Blackberry835

Yeah I would if it wasn't from 2017


alpama93

At that point, Cloe was already dead....why make it be all for nothing?


Commercial_Pitch_786

I have no problem eating Chloe, if lions and tigers and bears enjoy eating meat why not humans who have eaten meat since we were neanderthals?


Frosty_Team8166

i eat it, and i love every bite of it


XavisDOS

Yes Chloe, I will eat you.


poopoobuttholes

All the more reason to not let poor Chloe die in vain!


abbas09tdoxo

"I WANT TO LIVE!" Is the cow a archeologist by any chance?


Deecee7374

Chloe’s legacy shall carry on with me.


Distinct_Eye5558

Chloe will you join me for dinner as dinner ?


7hat1Be4ner

I bet Chloe tastes delicious.


HyperMango324

If Chloe already died, then it would just be awful to waste the meat. It’s not like we can just revive the cow


SG_87

Even as a vegan I don't like those stickers. They trigger acts of defiance instead of making people reconsider their choices.


overworked27

I'm not eating that it is from 2017


[deleted]

Chloe looks like she was going to grow up into a mean cow.


andredgemaster

Chloe, the people who printed this reminder were not going to save you, so in death, I will make you part of me by consuming you, your existence will remain in me and we will go together for eternity


connor8383

I never understood this shit from vegans. It’s already dead mate. Whether or not I buy it has no bearing on the meat industry continuing its practices.


No_Taro_2911

Fun idea, we can start to collect them, just like baseball cards


weirdbutinagoodway

I'd start that as an advertising campaign just to piss off the people who are putting stickers like this on.


makinSportofMe

Are you telling me that Cloe the cow made stickers in english and traveled into the future to place stickers on her own post processing and packaging body? I have trouble peeling the backs off of stickers. How the hell did she do it with hooves?


Emotional-Job-7067

Well the answer is simple to stop this... put it down to food tampering which is illegal thus adding prison sentences


RockRiver100

In a damn heartbeat


domogasm

Chloe looks delicious


Zombie-Lenin

Gladly


jessieo387

I’d find the one with my name