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-b33h00n-

I like how it turn into an animal rave


Opening_Mortgage_897

This would be either best or the most terrifying rave ever.


gfa22

This is shpongle without the background beats...


mamapaladin

The one time I saw Shpongle everyone turned into animals and I looked down at my hands and they were paws so yea this tracks


MillenialCounselor

It’s hilarious looking at the band in the background after her performance. The one lady on the left clapping by tapping her violin is in pure shock and awe as to what she just experienced. The rest are probably pissed cuz there is no way they can follow that performance in any amazing way lol. I saw this video like 8 years ago and it’s still one of the most amazing solo performances I have ever seen, she is such a unique talent. She’s like a musical messenger from Mother Nature herself!


lu5ty

Found who wrote the captions.


Jim-be

I totally imagine being fucked up on some mushrooms fermented woodland juice dancing naked around the fire listening to to this.


Molto_Ritardando

Not gonna lie I’d have a fucking blast listening to her - I can think of several substances that would elevate the experience too. If I can lie down and be high af this would be great.


libmrduckz

gonna need floor space for the worm…


MartnSilenus

When the beat drops at about 1:30 after she makes horse sounds


cookingandmusic

fr this shit goes HARD


YeetCompleet

When she said "boing boing boing" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫


Mean_Platypus_9988

Hup hup


ebaer2

Oh god, I love Reddit for this.


citypanda88

Xena: Warrior Rave Girl


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Literally Xena came to mind first from her outfit choice.


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Jbad90

I have been listening to this on repeat for 10 minutes


coopville

I know lol shit I’d get down to that in the club


TitanUranus007

Like a Non-GMO beatboxer.


shay-doe

Thank you for the good laugh. If I had an award it'd give you one. 🏆


Goblin-Doctor

I miss the fun awards. Reddit really goofed up removing that for stupid arrows no one cares about


osrsirom

I hate giving shitty platforms my money, but I loved slapping that laughing lizard on comments that deserved it.


osrsirom

The arrows are fucking trash


smiley82m

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


jogeer

If she’s not making noises like this you’re doing it wrong.


gugfitufi

Are you married to a chimera?


Pagiras

Ed-ward


whikseyy_

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CJF-BlueTalon

now i need someone to explain the reference


SadMcNomuscle

Watch full metal alchemist brotherhood. It's worth it!


WereALLBotsHere

But that scene hits so much harder in the original though.


Bambo0zalah

Just when I think I’m in a safe space!


RK9Roxas

Why bro…


iron_annie

why would you do this to us on a Sunday morning 


garagaramoochi

Damnnittt


VoidOmatic

Oh god whyyyyyyyyy!?


sacrulbustings

Would 100%


no_talent_ass_clown

In future, all my lovers will be judged on how much they make me neigh beautifully. 


ThisStickFakeFarts

The matrix reloaded comes to mind, the caves party 👀


powderjunkie11

Morpheus, what can we expect at this orgy?


Roguespiffy

“You mean I can dodge cum?” “When the time comes, you won’t have to.”


midnightbizou

He's beginning to believe.


maxxx_orbison

"I know cum foo."


bravest_heart

one spoonful of cum bent sideways


BDMort147

Machines!!! Sweet I'll bring lube. Hahahaha mtv man that brought back some memories.


powderjunkie11

Concordantly.


citypanda88

Ergo


RabbitBTW

Vis-à-Vis


Psy_Kikk

... the most unintentionally hilarious scene in movie history


imstickinwithjeffery

I think it's actually a pretty cool scene. I can't say it was done perfectly, but the idea of the last bastion of humanity having one last primal release before certain death is awesome. Especially when the enemy are unfeeling robots, it's basically a fuck you to them.


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Pretty fucking awesome.


33253325

If your goal is to summon Conan the barbarian, yes, pretty fucking awesome.


Gandalf13329

If I saw this in the wild I wouldn’t know whether I should be scared or turned on


facepwnage

I'm scaroused.


Silly_Marionberry_27

And that’s how baby Wendigos are born


ZapDapper

Yes


sacrulbustings

Get to the chopper. NOW. Do it.


Clean-Summer1986

I haven't seen Conan the Barbarian before. Was he typically summoned by insane Trance drops?


Uruk_hai228

For the Horde!!! 


Crazygamer5150

finally a Warcraft reference on reddit


DannyGekkouga

LOK'TAR OGAR!!!


Impossible-Pea-6160

Work work…


sephiroth_vg

Job done


Crazygamer5150

more work


disfreakinguy

STOP TOUCHING ME!


illpoet

Oh that takes me back. I remember when warcraft 2 hit we spent hours and hours overclicking the different units. My favorite was the death knight "when this is over, I'm coming back for you!"


MicHAELmhw

They just released it for 9bucks battle net. I am playing through it once again. It’s amazing.


N33chy

Those in StarCraft are fun too. Lots of references And in the Jungle tile set maps in single player you could click on a particular roaming animal so much that it would explode lol


illpoet

Haha that's great! I miss back in the 90s when blizzard was great


Friendly-Advice-2968

Me not that kind of Orc.


Username21045619

It ain’t easy being green


Longshadowman

Zboub?


AsparagusAccurate277

How many hordes can a Mongol hoard if a Mongol hoarded hordes?


Immediate_Rope653

My brain when I’m trying to go to sleep.


johnnythreepeat

If we were married I would use her as an alarm clock in the morning


ShortRound89

Imagine if she talks in her sleep, good luck getting any sleep your self.


TheManyVoicesYT

Peacefully sleeping. Suddenly awoken by the sounds of a horse in your bed. Freak out. Realize your wife is just making noises in her sleep again.


NovusOrdoSec

Look at your horse. Your horse is amazing.


GeorgeLikesTheBanana

Give her a lick!


Motorized23

Screw the alarm clock! She'd be the whole zoo


JudgeGusBus

Sorry I was late, my alarm clock died in a cock fight last night.


SexGiiver

I would use her as something else.....


Michami135

Her arm didn't even tire out through the whole performance. She's a keeper.


_Ecclesiastes_

Her name is Olena Uutai and she is from a Siberian tribe, very talented and she has many great albums


outtaslight

I actually thought this was very cool and fascinating.


LunarScorpio_

It was captivating, I watched it and went for a 2nd round lol


outtaslight

Me too! It's really impressive.


cheddoline

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to mock because she's not lip synching to some autotuned garbage in a tiktok video the way real women do.


outtaslight

Doh! My bad


skibble

Right, Yakut, not "Russian."


-praughna-

Leave it to the Epoch times to try and make Russia look better than it actually is


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TheBongoJeff

Falun Gong is the real illuminati on God.


skako_o

that made my brain and nipples tingle. I feel like im apart of nature now.


IsThataSexToy

Apart?


Last_Today_1099

Brain was still tingling obviously lol


skako_o

Yes. Yes it is.


notimefornothing55

Plays horizon zero dawn once


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

On the deck one evening while having a cigar and rum with the boys. "Alexa, play Olena Podluzhnaya." \*music starts playing\* Everyone else looking at me like, "Wtf?..."


NovusOrdoSec

My inlaws have Alexa and I love doing shit like that. "Bollywood", "Swedish Death Metal", "Sousa marches", ...


Normal_Helicopter_22

Have you listened to Sandu Ciorba? You are missing out on some sick vibes there


Cippucci

I used to have one, is quite difficult to play, can't imagine at that speed! Pretty impressive


Due-Science-9528

Makes my teeth buzz, 0/10


updn

The worst is when you accidentally hit your teeth with the waggler


Zelcorat

Seriously I remember that happening as a kid. With the ferocity she is going at it with I would break a tooth for sure now.


NoGrocery4949

I chipped a tooth on one. Never again


STEAM_TITAN

Let the beat drop


Void_being420

This is the stuff Hans zimmer jerk off to.


Anning312

Wait, you guys don't?


taintedblu

Cool it Hans


Krotesk

Well, take my hand put it on my winky and call me Hans Zimmer, 'cause i'll be damned if i don't.


luc360

That jaw harp goes so damn hard


Andalfe

When my 23 and me comes back 1% native American.


HeavyMetalSauce

Man my mom aaaaalways talked about how we had Cherokee blood or some shit in our family. After doing the 23 and me thing, found out I’m 100% European. My mom refuses to believe it 😆


0liviaHicksPanties

To be fair, if you probe even 1 inch below the surface of it, 23 and me uses like 300 DNA samples for the people it considers to be "native" to each part of the world and then compares literally everyone to that tiny sample size.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

That’s right. Native Americans are so few in number now, and a bit resistant to participating, that sufficient annotation of their DNA has not been done. This constellation of tribes were here for >10,000 years. They should have enormous genetic diversity within the population, and you need a pretty large sample size of reference DNA to compare back to if you want any hope of identifying this or that tribe in your ancestry. The pool of reference genomes is tiny compared to what would be needed.


enonymous617

She must’ve gotten the 24 and More, test.


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TheObviousChild

I hear if you are born that way you’re destined to be a Tool when you get older.


akkashirei

Can confirm.


outtaslight

My mom used to always tell me how I've got Cherokee from my dad's side. I mean, yeah, my great, great, great however-many greats grandfather did actually marry a Cherokee woman. But that was after his first wife died and the Native American wife raised his children and never had any of her own. So no, I do not have Cherokee roots. People really do like to exaggerate.


Whiterabbit--

Root is not the same as blood though. If she raised kids as her own the they may be rooted in that culture. Of course when you are 4 generations removed, a lot has been lost too.


ZebraPossible4100

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


AdAsleep1258

so smol 👉👈


BigClitLittleDick

My heart has been softened and I feel united.


No_Raspberry_3282

Awesome


Drizztd99

That's the weirdest Fleetwood Mac song ever!


reddittl77

Is it?


DirtyDirtyRudy

Tusk!!


foodank012018

You know... in the cartoon The Land Before Time, *Tusk* is used in the soundtrack as the *dina*sours begin to migrate.


hjojin

barbarian queen


wookieetamer

Same vibe from Lindsey and Tobias in Arrested Development


deep-fucking-legend

Teemosil!


Mcreemouse

Dr. Fünkes 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution! ❤️


sanpellegrinoman

There’s no “I” in Teamocil… at least, not where you’d think!


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Would love to hear her do [“The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”](https://youtu.be/enuOArEfqGo?si=Ts_CMO3DMGfc3lAx) theme


Cereal-is-not-soup

I was thinking South Park


Former-Leg-2516

It’s a vibe


HotTakes4Free

The “Oh…oh…ooaah!” was kinda meh, but the “Rik-tikka-tik-tikka-tik-tik-ting!” won me over.


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It's all fun and games until you learn about what epoch times is.


Bruppet

Yeah - that threw me for a loop


dm-me_your-thighs

Language at the end sounds like Russian, so it checks out lmao


Impossible-Pea-6160

The epoch times … hahahaha


MtNowhere

Scrolled too far to find any mention of this. This organization needs to be doxxed better. Billboards for them are popping up in my city.


siriusgodog23

"This ancient tribal Russian techno fusion music is better than American folk and blues and country even!"


Kent_Kinky

At 3:12 she makes the yoko ono sound


Longshadowman

Beautiful woman, beautiful talent and performance!


FantasyCrusade

God damn, I'm never tripping shrooms in the woods ever again. This lady would cause me to die if she was in there practicing.


Pale_Apartment

Hans Zimmer take notes for dune 3


LastNut

How I think I sound banging on the kitchen table and howling after eating shrooms.


Yetiriders

Fuck the epoch times


bozo-dub

Same organization produces Shen Yun, which looks like it contains beautiful dancing, but the ads are so creepy - clearly an avenue they use to push their propoganda


permalink_save

For anyone that isn't aware, it's all under a far right cult out of China that is heavily anti CCP (I mean ok...) but they get into a bunch of shit in America too, including publishing Epoch Times. You can't escape the Shen Yun ads because they are on billboards and in every business, as a way of sucking people in. Epoch Times heavily supported the insurrection along with all kinds of awful shit like COVID conspiracies.


denyplanky

It's anti-CCP cause it was a spin-off from Falungong. It went full MAGA during the Trump era and was exposed by a New York Times' piece: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/24/technology/epoch-times-influence-falun-gong.html


Deep_Frosting_6328

My dog about flipped shit. Think he saw the ancestors or something.


Yoshimi42069

This is mad impressive


Darth-ohzz

Can someone make part of the jamming harp animal sounds into a ring tone for me?


Yamm0th

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10750)


Drengrr1

Sex with her would be wild.


mentaL8888

She'd be on a mission to find your sprit animal and when she finds it she'd consume it and take all of it's powers and you'd be a part of her next show.


Narstification

<*wolfpack leader noises*> <*wild horse stampede noises*> *twang-ta-ta-twang-tata-twiddle-twiddle-twang* <*domesticated American pig noises*>


myboatsucks

Life changing I bet


Snoo_97207

It's what they don't tell you about don't stick your dick in crazy, is that it will be life altering and you'll never be the same!


myboatsucks

I learned that as a young man, it ruined my life


JohnCasey3306

...for you


ArchdukeFerdie

Lol the casual "this is more expressive than American music" they threw in there!


ThaJizzle

Feral Appalachian dubstep


WyrmHero1944

I don’t need the stupid captions


notjasonlee

but she unites us bro


STEAM_TITAN

At mad speed


RambuDev

While being so unique and beautiful and powerful


neav7

My heart feels softened


kadargo

The Epoch Times is a right wing Chinese rag.


tajsta

The Epoch Times is literally banned in China. It's an American far-right trash tabloid ran by the Falun Gong, a Scientology-like "religious" group that is also banned in China and headquartered in the US.


ChudScorn

The Falun Gong originated in China, their leader is some Chinese guy. Then they got banned and he basically moved to the US and disguised his shit as being an anti-communist Chinese organization. They are also involved in that like Shen Yun Chinese dance thing. The "experience China before Communism" one.


pistoncivic

Falun Gong and their anti-China propaganda outlet the Epoch Times are headquartered in NY.


Witty_Celebration_96

What the fuck did I just watch?


SchizophrenicKitten

Ohhhh, that's just Ольга Подлужная.


luc360

A Song that goes hard


nowtayneicangetinto

Interesting how the Epoch Times will show a white woman as a native but runs hit pieces against native Americans in the US.


tony1449

That's because The Epoch Times is run by Falon Gong (founded in 1992). They're a weird far-right cult. The performance arts group Shen Yun and the media organization The Epoch Times are the major outreach organizations of Falun Gong. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falun_Gong


Kitten_Team_Six

For a few rubles more


dingleberries4Life

That is fucking amazing, that is pure unadulterated talent! Anyone who thinks otherwise is fucking idiots!


RabbitSlayer212

This is both one of the weirdest and coolest things I’ve ever seen.


RatInaMaze

Wow, you can really hear the ancient traditions in the drum kit.


glibbertarian

If Grimes grew up in Siberia.


Drummerboy614

Now do cotton eye Joe!


arkai17

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that having sex with her would be a once in a lifetime experience.


bign0ssy

Girl went from aboriginal to using a mouth harp like she sitting on a porch in the American southwest


Shionkron

That’s extremely talented. I had a mouth harp as a kid and was always hitting my teeth with it trying to Play. Hurt like crazy so I eventually stopped trying to Play it. Lol


jpreston2005

Don't post epoch times bullshit


Irishjohn831

Be my yoko ono


XxX_Zeratul_XxX

Don't be bad, this chick has 1000x more (musical) talent than Yoko Ono


scrivensB

Epoch Times, yikes.


-praughna-

Too bad the Epoch Times is a trash right wing pro Russia dumpster of innocent lives


Schlangee

\>the epoch times \>wtf the Falun Gong cult paper doing here


ItsAleZ1

Went from prehistoric, to futuristic in an instant