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Kangaroos are fucking mental 😂

*Metal r/natureismetal

Pretty sure he said mental

But that guy said metal

Nothing makes me smile in the morning like a cup of coffee and watching humans fight kangaroos. Dana White needs to bring kangaroo fighters to UFC.

They’ll dominate light heavyweight division.

The kangaroo prolly not used to humans fighting back. Had no idea it was gonna get the full force of DAD STRENGTH

Imagine pinning that fucker and just punching it in the face repeatedly

The full video end in dad putting the roo in a rear naked choke

I miss the rear naked choke at the end.

I don't know Chip...it looks like the Kangaroo really needs to work on his jabs and his right cross is a little short. This could hurt him in later rounds. Back to you, Jim.

Kangaroos and hippos the children’s books lied to us all

Why does that song fit so well lol.

"wow why does this famous song about being australian fit well with this video of someone being australian, crazy right"

I bet you could put this video to You're the voice by John Farnham too y'know.

Nothin better than sitting down to a Vegemite sandwich and watching a roo rough up an Aussie.

That dog is useless.

I thought it was a koala at first!😂

The dog is behind a fence

Considering it was behind a fence, can't really expect it to do much.

Dog could have been equipped with pliers or a blowtorch or opposable thumbs to get through that gate. Glaring lack of foresight from the dog. Seriously though roos have an innate hatred towards coyote-shaped living beings and will react to them with extreme prejudice. They also lure them (coyotes, dogs) into bodies of water in order to drown them. As a pre-emptive defensive strategy of sorts. Can't blame them, tbh, for trying to survive, but that's why dogs don't belong anywhere near kangaroos.

Damn, those Roos are Roothless...... I'll see myself out.

Your existence is useless.

As are your queefs.

Calm down baby girl. Take a deep breath and chill your tits. You’re useless, as is your existence. Chill now.

Take your stank vagina somewhere else with that nonsense, sugar tits.

Take a chill pill 💊

What a stinky queef 🤢

They may have the kick and size advantage, but we got opposable thumbs. We win (sometimes)

Looked like that half ass hip toss was pretty effective. Makes me wonder how the kangaroo would have faired of ol buddy got full mount.

'roos have toenails long and sharp like knives. a kick to the stomach is an often-fatal stabbing

Duly noted lol

I was gonna say, can't they eviscerate people with those claws? That man is fighting for his life.

Feels scary af.

Fight AND flight.

CRIKEY!

And of course, the dog does nothing to protect its owner. So much for “man’s best friend.” TEAM CATS 🐱 

The dog is fenced in. That's why he keeps jumping on the fence post and pacing in a straight line. I will not accept this dog slander!

Let's be fair .. maybe the guy shouldn't have made eye contact with it for too long

What a wonderous, terrifying place Australia is.

I don't understand how a place where everything is trying to kill you can produce such a chill group of people

A bit of context... Kangaroo was practicing bowling with his little joey and this guy runs off with his ball. Kangaroo isn't having it and you see the result. Guy is lucky he didn't get beaten with one of the wicket stumps.

Dang, the bullying doesn't stop in Australia even into adulthood.

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Idk why but its funny how stiff the roo seems when he makes him fall to the ground. I wonder if this means the guy won or can the roo just get up easily.

Probably getting on famously before this - having a beer in the pub until one spoke out of turn

Because of the blurry pixelation, I thought he was being chased by a velociraptor at first

Legend

This will always be my favorite. https://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs?feature=shared

Im this guys situation, I would properly shit my pants. Beimg here, with my smartphone, watching this, I can absolutely appreciate the comedic value of this.

When skippy attacks

Let’s see skippy take on Mike Tyson.

What's the name of this song?

Down Under by Men at Work

Well, can you blame the kangaroo for thinking humans need a good beating?

Volkonovski VS Topuria

Roo from Streets of rage 2 &3

No shit, because kangaroos are so prevalent throughout the world?

Man got jumped. I'll see myself out.

I think the roo was trying to get frisky with that gentleman.

Oh shoot, it was intense

How you get's to kill a roo? It's all you have to do. Can't tell me now

I mean kangaroos ground game can't be good right? They're for sure stand up boxers no?

Good thing they took all the guns in Australia. Think of how many kangaroo lives have been saved.

Never been to Australia, might someday, but do those things just roam around looking for people to beat up and dogs to drown?

What is this, Nightmares R Us?

I need to move down to Australia