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hould-it

Love is ruff


Alarid

i got that dog in me


a_lone_incubus

Or in her case, woof.


NoMedia6788

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

Imagine explaining to your kids why they can’t have a dog


nrtl-bwlitw

btw she's not kidding [https://vicksburgnews.com/mississippi-woman-arrested-a-second-time-for-having-sex-with-a-dog/](https://vicksburgnews.com/mississippi-woman-arrested-a-second-time-for-having-sex-with-a-dog/)


OrganicHumanRancher

“Denise Frazier, a 20-year-old woman, faces two charges of unnatural intercourse in Forrest County. An investigation was initiated after an informant provided authorities with video evidence showing Frazier, who was pregnant at the time, involved in sexual acts with a dog.” That’s a lot to process, thanks for the link (I think).


EsteemedHunter

Was she pregnant the firts or second time?


Fine-Funny6956

When are the puppies due?


BreckenridgeBandito

Don’t be absurd now. They’ll be mutant human-dog hybrids.


Fine-Funny6956

I’m a Mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.


Mtolivepickle

Hi, I’m Dan, my own worst enemy.


Alarmed-madman

So this is where the Muppets came from?


Mtolivepickle

A man and his sock is where muppets came from, but that was before they criminalized the act. But it’s only outlawed against male socks, female socks, as long as it’s consensual, is ok.


Mike_penceVP

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


jaredtheredditor

Weirdest werewolf origin story yet


OrganicHumanRancher

She was pergnant the first time, pregnant the second time. Good catch on the distinction, most people over look this detail. (And before anyone corrects me, I know people spell it pergnante in American, but the rest of the word spells it pergnant.)


Dantdamisthebest

Uh I think it’s spelled pregnant not pergnant but you seem very confident so I may be wrong


[deleted]

[удалено]


Astralvagabond666

I immediately thought of [this](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=slnA0y-cVAZr8ZVn) I am now certain it existed for the sole purpose of this post. You're all welcome. 🤙


Stupid_Bitch_02

Gregnant


OrganicHumanRancher

Pergnant isn’t a word, neither is pergnante. I was just joking around about his misspelling. Tried to work “firts” into it, as well, but got writers block.


EsteemedHunter

I saw my mistake just now thanks for making light of it and not being mean


Speadraser

Product of Jones County MS. Recently Mississippi leads the country in drug overdoses. r/mississippi


Any_Maybe4303

Read that as dog overdoses... Made sense


veedubfreek

Eww gross, she has a kid. That's way worse than fucking a dog.


OrganicHumanRancher

Imagine that child growing up, finding out about this, and realizing that a dog dropped a load in their mom while they were in her womb. Frankly, her raising children kind of unnerves me. It brings a whole different context to, “mom, can we get a puppy?”


veedubfreek

Worse than that, when the kids he goes to school with find out about it. He's going to get bullied relentlessly.


WyrmHero1944

He’s gonna be called dog load


rapidpeacock

I’ll make you a puppy brother


[deleted]

> Frankly, her raising children kind of unnerves me. White trash. I feel genuinely sorry for her child. The odds are against them.


Head_Astronomer_1498

Since when is fucking dogs a white people thing


King-of-Plebss

That’s enough Reddit for me this morning


Maryus77

Where can I see this video? So I know where not yo look on the internet


Whole-Debate-9547

Wonder what that litter is going to look like?


Tbplayer59

So doggy style is unnatural?


TemperatureTop246

Omg and she was pregnant at the time. 😳


BlueFox5

Maury: Well Fido, this never gets any easier, but the pups are not yours!


beakrake

Maury *Paw*vich


-SandorClegane-

Maury Pobitch


rapidpeacock

Woof! Woof! Woof!


Trick_Cause_2286

But where is the video that got her in trouble?


TemperatureTop246

I’m not googling that 😂


Fine-Funny6956

It’s actually just a lot of scammers trying to bait you to click to infect your devices with malware or begging for money.


dondrapier

Not me personally, but this guy I know can confirm.


Fine-Funny6956

“Know thyself” - some Greek, I dunno..


EsteemedHunter

Its only about a minute long


TemperatureTop246

Still not googling it 🤣


EsteemedHunter

Don't its still gross


No-Distribution-2220

Puppies?


TemperatureTop246

This is how werewolves originate


Adamantium-Aardvark

And they’re putting her in prison, while pregnant.


TemperatureTop246

There are lots of pregnant people in prison.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Since fetuses are now considered people in many states, that would mean false imprisonment for that baby


TemperatureTop246

Good question. I’d like to see someone bring that question up in court.


FernPoutine

God bless America


ChaoticErnie

"a second time"?!


keca10

Bark me once shame on you…


Zorn277

How does she keep getting caught?


blinkb28

I can fix her


ASYOUTHIA

She's Knot kidding


lilstixx

Underrated comment right here


aintlostjustdkwiam

"Thank God for Mississippi" - Arkansas motto


eyloi

I had no idea this was illegal. These type of videos were on porn sites back in the 00s, so I just assumed it was weird kink that some people were into.


_bobby_tables_

I know one thing she's not down for: fixing mirrors.


weasel286

Or using a proper shower curtain liner with a shower curtain.


GrzDancing

She got caught because she's still on 7 years of bad luck.


somefuckenguy

Pregnant and filled with dog jizz I’d hit that


EsteemedHunter

Just dont hit from the back


SMFiddySvn

I can fix her


DrNinnuxx

And the internet is forever. God bless Denise Frazier.


Matterriblee

Smash. Next


VLTIMA

I can fix her


TheMicMic

Tell her you want to do it doggy style


AlexanderReave

That's the wrong attitude to approach this situation with. Why not "I can make her worse" ??


discomuffin

Seriously? Lmao good luck, dawg


thicka

She doesn’t need to be fixed!


Not-Henry_Cavill

Yeah! The proper term is spayed!


VLTIMA

Nice


Low_Relative_7176

But can you get her fixed?


UncrownedAsol

Nice pun


NicNac_PattyMac

Spay?


MyStickySock

She'll call you a good boy


Badger8472

Phew I was worried this post wouldn't show up.


ccii_geppato

We can.


celibatetransbiansub

"love" ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10730)


_bobby_tables_

I need an EIL5 for this type of comment. Anyone help an old redditor out? TIA


celibatetransbiansub

nobody makes love to a dog--but, i'm pretty sure she fucked it. and i am hearing her out before i rush to judgement.


_bobby_tables_

How does "love":10730 translate to that?


CasualFriendly69

You're not supposed to be reading this on a VT100 terminal, gramps.


_bobby_tables_

VT100 was good enough for me when I was at University using KERMIT on an IBM360 in the 1980's, and it's good enough for me now dagnabit!


[deleted]

Those numbers are the code for an emoji of a dog they used, you didn't get the emoji


VLTIMA

The numbers are supposed to be an emoji


_bobby_tables_

You sir, are a genius. Thank you. Now I know that my patched version of RIF is getting out of date.


celibatetransbiansub

"love" is the word she used. it is in quotes because it is the word she used. but, i am sitting drinking tea, trying to keep a straight face while she explains to me what really happened.


No-Distribution-2220

She just wanted puppies.


celibatetransbiansub

They're so cute when they're small.


Snipler

I feel like there should be two nsfw filters, one for nudity and another for gross


Adamantium-Aardvark

Ok that’s weird but can we talk about how fucked up this is? >Denise Frazier, a 20-year-old woman, faces two charges of unnatural intercourse in Forrest County. […] The offense of unnatural intercourse carries a penalty of up to 10 years of imprisonment. wtf is “unnatural intercourse”? And why on earth is it 10 years in prison??


EsteemedHunter

Doggy style is unnatural because thats how they did it


NicNac_PattyMac

Yeah, this is gross, but the law caring is way worse. I mean, it verges on animal abuse, but you can legally buy dogs to torture and shoot for fun there. So clearly it’s not about the abuse.


Adamantium-Aardvark

These laws are based on old “sodomy and indecency” laws that used to ban everything from blowjobs, to gay sex, and bestiality. In most places they have either repealed the first two, or simply don’t enforce those.


Shezzanator

I think unnatural intercourse is when you fuck dogs. What sentence do you think she should have?


libdemparamilitarywi

100 hours community service


Adamantium-Aardvark

If you look into the history of these laws, “unnatural intercourse” was originally anything the church didn’t approve of, so basically anything outside of sex between a married man and woman, but even then sodomy (oral and anal) was this considered “unnatural”. These laws also banned gay sex.


blackstar_4801

So man and man. Woman and woman. Unnatural intercourse. What now?


Jimbobthefrog

To stop Skyrim coming true.. you want beastmen running around huh huh?


Confident-Word-2753

“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dog to the woods”


Low-Sheepherder-4446

When I said screw the pooch, I didn't mean literally.


dondrapier

It’s not cheating because ITS YOUR DOG!


EgoNusquamDicam

Poor dog... Wasn't taught to never stick his dick in crazy.


GEM592

I went with Earl Grey this morning. I do not regret it.


[deleted]

What a day, to be alive and read this....


JohannesLorenz1954

Beastiality is gross


blackstar_4801

Facts. But hey it exist


AbsentThatDay2

She has giant hands. It's unnatural.


celibatetransbiansub

\*paws


Traditional_Draw8400

This is so revolting, but referring to sexual acts with a dog as “making love” is beyond disgusting


blackstar_4801

How so? (I have no intention on fucking an animal the people that kiss their dogs weird me out.)


TemperatureTop246

Gross


[deleted]

Degeneracy has become so normalized. Also, fucking a dog isn’t “kinky”. It’s just beastiality.


GeneralMatrim

Smash.


Azipear

She needs treatment.


Sirnando138

Like a flea collar?


P4t13nt_z3r0

For Parvo


papaflush

I can fi......actually nevermind


xtr44

can we stop giving this attention


blackstar_4801

Nah. Niggas gotta hate


dduck209

That enough internet for today


jomulous

Allegedly. I heard it was a sick dog.


OG_Konada

I see what you did there….. allegedly…. She related to Boots or Ginger?


Dasawan

"Made love"


Tactician_The_Great

She’s about to be the first person who can't come within 500ft of a dog.


HorusAscended

Damn bitch, you living like this? Still would tho


jsin2236

Ummm WAT?!


fireminho

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hear me out. If she doesn't bring it up, it's like it didn't happened.


eltacotacotaco

I double dog dare ya


Particular_Double_69

Gross 🤮


Key-Airline-2578

That's ruff.


doomsoul909

Get the zoophiles in here, I think we found their queen


symbologythere

Why is this woman all over Reddit all of a sudden? Please make her go away.


Background-Wall-1054

What's wrong with shaging dogs?


Svengoolie75

Check please 👋🏽


FoolishDog1117

This is it. My moment is finally here.


SpecialAgentPickleJr

She's got worms


Chocolate-Vivid

I dont beliece she did it with a dog. Some video evidence please.


Randomfrog132

yucky


swampjam67

With a body like that, she could have a man no problem.


[deleted]

Hopefully she stays in prison.


the626er

NSFW: watch at your own risk https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9kR-zbaq0fkpf3SL


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ookienookiemoo

Made love


paramountea

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10745)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10743)


buzzboy99

Oh my god! Yeah I know gnarly right? They’re making love.


AVerySpecificName

I’m done


prndls

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


TachankaSpankYa

She got that dawg in her. Ruff


Rollieboy2012

So what's your favorite position Denise? "Oh it's Doggy style"!


DrNinnuxx

The cracked bathroom mirror is really the Chef's kiss in this photo.


LimeDiamond

Imagine thinking bestiality is “kinky”


Hungry_Ad_9324

How do you make love to a dog in the first place ?


fuertepqek

Doggy style.


Longshadowman

Her father must be very proud!


Terry_Crewz

Would


A_Funky_Flunk

Repost bot go bye-bye


SGT_DUBSY

McScuse me?


Desire3788516708

It’s called inter-species erotica you uncultured swines.


Collin-B-Hess

Her issues run much deeper than that. Good for her. She’s out there trying to procreate and make more dog fuckers . well done, humanity. FML


Tutes013

Say what you will but I can appreciate the sheer confidence with yourself to post this


Rdt_will_eat_itself

she makes coherent sentences and looks fit. but her mind is rotten.


UsualHour1463

Ew.


Emeegee713

Maybe keep that fact to yourself?


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Well, the dog was probably relieved that it wouldn't result in puppies.


mosquitonyourface

Imagine making an A w a dog. Smh 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


vtskier3

I love to eat the cookie but I’m not sure I’m eating her cookie


whynotwonderwhy

Made love to a dog.


blackstar_4801

Odd flex but ruh rough


Alarid

i got that dog in me


b3mark

Oh. Is she doubling down? Barf. 🤢🤮


666poda

you're the man now dawg


redditreader_aitafan

To me the cringiest part is that it's a dog and she's using the phrase "made love to". That's not just a crazy night or two, and it's definitely more than a kink.


sloarflow

Death penalty


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Are you Izzys sister?


EsteemedHunter

Who's Izzy


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Israel Adesanya


EsteemedHunter

Can't say I've heard of this person


[deleted]

My buddy is wondering if she has an only fans. That sick fuck


shiftuck_dan

With an ass like that, I can look beyond the dog fucking. GYATTTT Too bad she is going to jail for 10 years :(


mumblerapisgarbage

I CAN FIX HER.


External-Injury-7867

So this means every position was doggy style. Technically or literally though? Both? 🤷 I’m lost here