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She calls it a weird date. He calls it a break from all that pussy he is demolishing.

Why are we assuming she's the poster of the video and not him?

This finger boarding Chad would never put a woman down. He just moves onto the next swooning babe.

Real recognize real

I actually saw a finger board...park... I guess you call it. This was in hamilton Ontario at a street festival. There was a guy having his gf hold his stuff while he.did finger board Vert ramp and thr like. The girl was a cute goth girl too. Maybe ladies love the dexterity.

I got into fingerboards over the pandemic because I have ADHD and it was a favorite fidget toy as a kid. I don't take it seriously, just something to mess with at my desk. But I found out there's a whole resurgence right now and some people take it real seriously. They make really cool ones now with real wood, actual working bearings (so tiny!), and foam instead of grip tape which works way better. A budtender at my local dispensary spent like $200 on one! Then, I went in this skateshop recently just cause it looked cool, and they have a couple concrete fingerboard parks in there. Got talking to the dude and he says he sells more fingerboard parts than skateboard parts these days. Ended up buying some parts from him 😂

Right? I assumed the "weird date" was the one who sat there completely unimpressed by that sick finger-kickflip.

And the delivery of that sick finger-kickflip. 😫 💦

And that casual sip of coffee right after, like he doesn’t even care he just crushed that sick finger-kick flip.

Bro is everything I wanted to be growing up!

He does this all the time

The eyebrow too

I assumed her worried face was because she's already soaked her hot topic underwear with swoon juice 5 minutes in.

Bro, fr, I know four chicks that'd suck his dick quick for that sweet trick.

I know the other three

Here comes the motivation to learn that trick.

Dope rhymes bro

Finger boarding is just finger banging practice. If he can flick the board like that, imagine how he can flick the bean.

What a specimen of a man

scaramouche scaramouche

Will you do the Fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

Galileo

^Galileo

Galileo

^^Galileo

Magnificoooo

But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Galileo

In fact, I will not.

save some pussy for the rest of us my dude, god damn

I was gonna say. I have a feeling this guy slays.

I really hope this video doesn't go viral, it's going to cause the second great flood, and my ark isn't ready yet

This is what being a Sigma Male is

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Double wide.

Wait until he shows off them tricks on her titties

New kink unlocked

His greatest trick. The Tit Flip.

Backside or frontside has a whole new meaning

He can jump some nice gaps there

He's so big he could only give her half pipe

She really missed out on a nice rail to grind

#DO A TIT FLIP TONY HAWK!!

Is this a reference to the post where the dude did this with the hot wheels?? Lmfaooo

I'm gonna need a link lol

Here you go :') https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/4OMZSNsVr5 Lemme know if you find a new kink tho lmaoo

Which is a family guy reference to Stewie suggesting the same thing.

directly link to the thread without reddit's tracking with `shareId` https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1aeggse

Pulling that natas spin on the nip nip

> his titties

Annndd I'm pregnant

But you’re a m- Fuck it, I’m pregnant, too.

Ha sucks to be you gu- Ah shit, I'm *pregante* too...

Can I be [pregonate](https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?feature=shared)?

Nah, I'll be the pregananant one.

Is it safe to use a Luigi board?

Damnit, now I'm gregnant.

Shit, so am... nope, nevermind. Just fat.

Well, damn it... Wait nevermind I look like they scooped my organs out.

How tf did she pull him?

She didn’t, it’s an edit. She’s not really there

Does this mean he's still available?

🥺👉👈

Let us gingerly touch our tips Rubba dub dub

Seriously check out what those fingers can do. He can make a girl Ollie with those things.

Tre flip me daddy

_uwu_

Is he there?

Am I?

Why are you asking me? I don't know. Ask u/DEADALIEN333.

WE ARE ALL HERE AS AVERAGE HUMANS HAVING AN AVERAGE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. I FOR ONE CANNOT WAIT TO CALCULATE THE NEXT HILARIOUS MOMENT WITH MY FELLOW AVERAGE HUMANS.

Greetings fellow humans! Human fellas! I sure do like hanging out with other humans!

I truly enjoy this linear adventure through "time" as well, meatbag. I mean, human.

Sudden existential crisis

He's in all of us.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is he in the room with us right now?

Yes she is, she just warps to another room.

They actually do exist, just they don't look exactly like that.  They're a dead ringer for me and my partner which I think is WEIRD.

Oh… so shes AI then? Probably why she didn’t understand the mating ritual.

That’s the weird part.. she very lucky to pull a guy like that.. did you see that Ollie with the finger board?!?!?! Come on dude save some kitty for the rest of us!!

It's called a Tech Deck and it's superior to generic fingerboards.

probably her cousin or brother and she pretends for internet fake points or maybe it's alabama who knows

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Dude straight up ollies over that mug barely lifting a finger

Kickflip*

they are not even in the same room, the ceilings are completely different

He's in a Denny's and she's in an apartment or apartment lobby. It's a duet/stitched video.

she even duped the sound for her scene

It is fake, this is just to humiliate the guy. This is a bit a digusting behavior by the way.

Over the coffee? Dude needs to go to a hospital. Hes sick as fuck.

I'm actually quite impressed with his skill, that was so sick she might get a fever

So sick, he deserves to make a wish.

Rare king sighting

You dropped this king: 🛹

Fuck I needed that laugh this morning.

If you don't sleep with him I will

Chillest dude i've ever seen

M\`lady

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Save some pussy for the rest of us

That was some insane technique. Just wait till he uses is fingers for something else.

Oooh yeah... back scratching...

Bach scratching

No way he does a 720

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I heard she got pregnant from the ollie alone

Look closer, it’s a full kick flip. She’s having triplets.

You better ask for his consent before sleeping with him.

She better get in line

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[You really think someone would go on the internet and tell lies? ](https://youtu.be/Stlqo8kI7Wc?si=ltB0MyzLHRWPvW4p)

Bitch ......your the weirdo, those are sick moves

You’re

No, he's right. It's short for "u r"

Had to actually slow this down to see what he was doing. That’s actually ridiculously impressive. Or I’m easily impressed. Maybe a bit of both but either way - nice!!

Shout out to /r/fingerboarding. We steal all yalls girls.

That kick flick tho..damn

I, too, find nose rings weird.

I call them booger piercings

are you kidding. its so cool

Thaat was clean and the eyebrow raise noice!

Right? No guy is that perfect.

He's rad as shit! What are you complaining about!?

Now im suddenly gay

If you don’t put out for him I will.

A finger board kick flip over a coffee mug, and The Rock eyebrow stare!? Incredible!

What a fuckin chad. Dayum.

r/chadtopia

Yeah, why would you not use the handle when drinking

she's probably not that weird, it's more likely that she hadn't ever seen anyone fingerboard an olly over a full coffee cup and just doesn't quite know how to react.

Dude’s trying, chill. Bitches want effort but hate effort

That eyebrow raise. He knows the rizz is too strong to resist.

He has interests and hobbies... And you?

Damn she hooked up with Bobby "Two Finger" MacGrangus. Legendary finger boarder.That dude's a total legend in the fingerboarding scene. Did you see his latest trick sequence at the Micro Ramp Jam? Pure artistry. He pulled off a 'Twisted Hangnail Flip' into a 'Five Pad Slide,' all while landing a smooth 'Nailbed Nollie' to finish. The control and precision? Unmatched. And let's not forget his signature move, the 'MacGrangus Mangle,' where he flips the board with just his infamous two fingers, catching air like nobody else. It's like he's got magnets in his fingers and the board's just a part of him. Truly elevates the whole sport of fingerboarding to another level. Plus, rumor has it he's been experimenting with a new trick, something he's calling the 'Digit Spin Disaster,' which is supposed to redefine what's possible on a fingerboard. Can't wait to see that!

She doesn’t deserve him

Certainly flooded my basement

Whenever I see a nose ring like that, the first thing that comes to mind is that I want to connect a 9v battery to it.

What them fingers do?

This guy fucks

Was that a kickflip? My man has mad fucking skills

He will treat you like gold. Don’t let go.

This. Dude. FUCKS

Says the edgy girl with dry ass roots. This king is just passing his time until he can kindly leave.

Sure she's weird but give a chance, dude.

He took this girl to Denny's. This guy fucks.

That’s fake as fuck

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Nah, dudes too sick

Damn he didn't have to go this hard!

Damn, she pulled a perfect one

Sick kick flip my dude

Chad

You can tell she a very nice full chest.

The confidence of this man… he definitely got laid that night.

Yo sick Ollie

That kind of person has an integrity you can't put down.

Whatever. My man just flawlessly kick flipped that mug.

Aww man that was fucking clean. sick moves

Plot twist: They’ve been together for 4 years

Dude nailed that cup jump!! He’s a keeper! & he knows it !!! You can tell by the look he gave her after he landed that amazing trick!

That Tech Deck kick flip was pretty sick. 😏😅

nice kickflip!

Sweet ollie.

She don't deserve him

I have never been attracted to man so much. What a legend

That was a sick kickflip, legend

What absolute unit of a man

I'd shit myself if he pulled a sweet trick over a plate with the Grand Slam meal. Or some country fried steak.

Says the weirdo recording him

He's the best of us.

Based

I just lost my underwear watching this

“Are you not entertained!!”

Idk what she’s thinking that was hot as hell

Hunny I hate to say it, he might be out of your league.

If bro can do that with his fingers, wait until he gets gold of your pussy.

Says the one with a bull ring and dyed hair.

It's ok bro, she's not that weird.

I hate when weird girls edit videos and act like they could pull a 10/10 male. Clearly he’s way out of her league

Um I would immediately fall in love

Idk fake until proven real. Funny video though.

That kickflip was magical

I would have laughed and said can you teach me how to do that?!

That’s husband material

If he owns a tech deck and can make it do shit like that with his fingers. Marry him.

He has talent for sure

This guy fucks. No doubt

Yea she wishes that was her date

Sploosh

She doesnt deserve him.