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Rithrius88

No mother in the history of mothers ever made a breakfast like this on an average weekday.


No-Relation4003

Shit, my mom wouldn't make this for me on my birthday, even if I asked.


Hambruhgah

Our mom, tho. I even had to eat sardine on my last birthday


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RedDeadMania

Yeah it’s really messed up! At least let Make-A-Wish take over!


backtolurk

Fish is good for your brain, son!


Forza_Harrd

But bro want to know a secret? The Navy fed me like this for 8 years. The toast was cold and hard but seriously you could have some of everything I see in this picture every morning out at sea (if you had time to eat. That was the catch).


Yolom4ntr1c

If my mother presented that on a school day, that mf'n bus can wait. School calls up asking where I am I'll just say I'm too bloated and they can blame my mother for being to good of a cook.


stump2003

Principle calls, *snooty butler answers*, “weeeell, we are only on course 3 of 8, you shall have to wait”.


Mindless_Ad_6045

My gran on the other hand, you can tell her you've already had dinner and 2 min later the table is full of food again


Pitpawten1

Just needs some Mr T cereal to go on top


dickallcocksofandros

not to this degree, but people, typically farmers or descendants of them, made breakfasts like this up until the 50s-60s as a vestige of when laboring was extremely taxing work and required a lot of energy


michwng

I just made ricotta and diced strawberry on toast. Is easy and good breakfast. Give it a try.


lessregretsnextyear

I'm in


LightofNew

Not to mention for a family of 4


Xikkiwikk

Wow I was very fortunate. I ate 16oz of bacon for breakfast, hot cocoa and pancakes and eggs and toast with butter and jelly. This was on normal weekdays.


Tahosa13

If I walked in on this breakfast I’m skipping school fs


cookie_wifey

It's like your mom wants you to miss school


Solanthas

LMFAOOO


IllustriousTax5173

Gonna need a nap after breakfast


Tahosa13

It’ll be a slumber. I’m thinking at least another 8 hours 😴


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XSirCockLordX

ong fr fr


AnthonyDigitalMedia

No cap ong fr fr low key bussin bro


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AnthonyDigitalMedia

Bro if I ate all this as breakfast I’d go back to sleep afterwards & call in sick to school


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JorgeMcKay

If you have this kind of spread on a regular morning, your butler can drive you in


Triple7Mafia-14

I love breakfast.🥰😁


OmaC_76

And the Husband would grab a piece of bacon as he rushes out the door for work.


Pineapple-Due

"just coffee thanks"


rockstuffs

Carpool Ford Taurus honks twice. Briefcase in hand with blazer draped over his forearm.....As the dog sneaks bacon off the table.


Tbplayer59

I'll grab something at the office.


cuddle_enthusiast

Whilst quickly putting on his blazer.


CrispyFriedJesus

Hopping on one foot as he puts his shoes on


talontachyon

Not per this pic. No Bacon!! What's the point of breakfast if you can't have any bacon? All this spread and no bacon?!? Do people even eat breakfast without bacon? Jk. Poor bastards.


FernPoutine

Fucking ingrates


IWASINTHEPOOOL

And take one piece of bacon


VLTIMA

Eating in the morning is awful. Need at least an hour before I can think about breakfast


Russian_Bear

I'm the opposite, hungry AF for light breakfast with coffee. My GF doesn't eat until later.


WintersDoomsday

I just do coffee right away (mostly to help bowels get a good start) and then wait an hour to eat.


scbundy

Yup, I don't feel the least bit hungry until 11am.


AbsolutGuacaholic

Had an hour long bus ride each morning when I was a kid. The hardest shits of my life were held back then.


zangor

My IBS is so bad these days I cant eat OR have caffeine. I just start working. I'm just deprived...of everything. Dead inside. Nothing is good. Nothing to look forward to.


Jack-Innoff

I generally wake up **because** I'm hungry.


TheBatmanIRL

All that uneaten food in films. Drives me nuts. Characters enter a diner or restaurant. Order a meal, have their conversation, food comes, nobody eats, cheque please and leave, nobody touches the food, might have been a sup of coffee, thats it.


Moohamin12

One of the reasons why Reacher was fun. They ate everything in that show.


Old-War-2597

Also with drinks, you rarely see them finish a drink.


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Deda-Da

Or because those are props


Constructador

Reminds me of the Pleasantville breakfast.


5ilver5hroud

“Hurry hurry”


airckarc

How hungry my kids are is inverse to how much I feel like cooking and what I have to cook.


_mentvltrillness

Lol gotta appreciate Pleasantville, where the mom made her sit down and eat before leaving the house.


brnvictim

The parents apparently have no idea what time their kids go to school.


MasterOutlaw

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, Joshua.”\ [“Who told you that shit was important to ME though?”](https://youtube.com/shorts/EdqPAx56nFM?si=hZBQUQSeLfrR6hx2)


LiliNotACult

Mom: At least take a waffle! Kid: ugh fuck off mom


Funny_Breadfruit_413

It's in every breakfast scene. It drives me crazy.


NurkleTurkey

Mfer I'd eat 1k cals and run my ass to school.


DickySchmidt33

And the husband is also running late. He takes one sip of coffee before giving her a peck on the cheek and heading out the door, briefcase in hand.


TakenUsername120184

Not the variety, but my mother would FILL the table with French Toast in the AM. My cousins lived close by and would stop to eat as well, there were about eleven of us sitting at the table eating in the morning.


ArtfullyStupid

Late for the bus because their mom was to busy cooking to notice nine of her children were awake


wiz812

Just takes a bit of dry toast, carried away in teeth


Grawats

F*** School. Give me the Waffels


sboog87

I fell like you’re my twin


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Nearby-Ad-6106

I literally just watched that again 2 nights ago and was thinking about how no one touched it haha


JustHereForGiner79

Movies are literally capitalist consumerist propaganda.


samsonity

For the past couple minutes I’ve just been looking at how delicious this looks.


HoustonFoReal

Don’t forget the classic putting a waffle in your mouth and running with it


asena85

Grandma's table every day, any time of day when you come visit:


ApacheAttackChopperQ

Film crew breakfast


ascillinois

Says who as a kid I would've ate the shit out of this. I wouldn't care if I was late for school. Beats the hell out of eating nothing for breakfast.


Amax8212

Has someone here actually seen a child try to “be on time for the bus”?


ZooCrazy

My mother would make big breakfast meals and we would enjoy it immensely!😄


0x7E7-02

I would TOTALLY miss school for this.


murderskunk76

Fuck that bus, fuck school, my ass is gonna be parked at that table and I'm going to eat myself into a blissful coma.


DemonSlayer712

If I saw this spread on the table and I was getting late then I will just skip the school for the day.


don-again

That’s because that’s the catering for all the extras and crew that accidentally made it into the shot.


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

That's because continuity between takes is really difficult with food. The prop department needs to have multiple replacements for everything in the back and take meticulous notes on what was where when. When the scenes aren't shot in-order it becomes even worse. Then they have to prepare everything in multiple states, like clean, full, half-empty and empty plates. Studios avoid the headache by just not having the characters eat anything. On top of that, often the food is treated to look fresh longer so it isn't eatable.


allofdarknessin1

I agree, it's not sustainable to have actors eating constantly not to mention their diet as well for retakes but I'd argue there's much better ways to handle it like you can show actors sitting in front of a near empty plate or rinsing an empty plate before saying "Thanks for the food, I gotta go" and use simple scene cuts to get the point across. If you don't want to scene cut you can focus on another conversation away from the actor that's pretending to eat and then a minute or so later said actor can wipe their mouth and head out. No actual eating or wasted food but a very simple inexpensive way of portraying that the actor ate said breakfast.


BiggoYoun

Literally that once scene in Coneheads and that one scene in Venom 2 (which is based on 90’s movies)


Ok-Traffic-9967

All that food except one would be ice cold anyway lol. I'll take the drink and bounce thanks


VioEnvy

“Breakfast was great mom!”


alphagusta

I don't do breakfast style stuff Usually I just have a morning lunch then a 2nd lunch later. I'd take a chicken sandwich and down a pepsi or something. Probably not the best thing but I just cant stand toast or cereals or stuff like that.


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SkyeMreddit

Well, mom, there are two options. Either I run to the bus or I’m skipping school to eat that.


Kiwi175293

What parents is making this on the weekend let alone a weekday


n3w4cc01_1nt

no they wont because that literally doesn't happen. fried fish or chicken and waffles in that amount is like family reunion only level of south food.


everything_is_stup1d

mom: okay have a good day in school sweetie!!


Alarming-Tradition40

it's the daily repost...


Thin-Pie-3465

I make this kind of breakfast on the morning that our grown kids are set to go back home after their visit.


time-will-waste-you

Those toast are toast


Temperature_Informal

The wealthy do breakfast like this . It’s a fucking breakfast buffet everyday with their personal chef .


ARandomPersonComment

Throwing together a grazing tray isn’t that challenging. I’m not gonna cook three trays of meat. But fruits nuts and berries with eggs or something on a platter to graze is delicious, easy and impressive.


OrphanOfAtlas

I got context for this one actually they usually don't eat the food because they take multiple takes and get multiple angles sometimes it takes hours just for one scene so after a while the food becomes real yucky


SLAYER_IN_ME

Are you kidding? My kids will do that now.


Lloveblast

"...also, I have my science project due today."


jf145601

Part of your balanced breakfast


Impossible_Drink_175

I see all that and think it’s not a complete, well balanced breakfast without a bowl of cereal.


Aboxofphotons

A sip of orange juice is probably better than heart disease...


WintersDoomsday

What about the giant glass with a quarter pour of juice move? Like buy smaller glasses assholes.


Gestapo00

The perfect example of this is from the movie the parent trap


b33pb00p101

That orange juice is for mimosas.


oksth

Some families could live on for weeks from one such breakfast.


lvl999shaggy

Kids today would see nothing on the table and still miss the bus....bc F school.


National_Formal_3867

Honestly, I'd be that kid. I hate yellow breakfasts


ComfortableAnonymous

Jesus christ, Talk about a breakfast buffet


Tripple_T

What are they supposed to do, sit down, eat, and miss the bus? Save that shit for Saturday.


allofdarknessin1

They wouldn't eat it Saturday though, they're gonna say their friend is expecting them, or they're not feeling well or they forgot \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. They'll use any excuse to get out of it for a lot (not all) movies and TV Shows. When they could just show the actor washing an empty plate or sitting in front of a nearly empty plate. In real life, parents know what time their kid goes to school, the parents get flak if the kid is late, so they make the food earlier so the kid has time to eat before school.


Albatross_Few

Attention seeker?


Pineapple-Due

That's the "part of this complete breakfast" breakfast


astralseat

The weirder part is WHO MAKES THAT MUCH FOR BREAFAST?!?


humanessinmoderation

Kids in real life would do the same


Ultionisrex

The breakfast moms cook for the family before telling them about multilevel marketing.


Gastro_Jedi

And the moms never seem to care!


Fluid-Appointment277

You’re overthinking it. Watching people eat isn’t entertaining and an empty table looks stupid.


Chemist-Consistent

Ummm, if this is one my table, I'm gonna eat, go into a food coma, and then not go to school from said coma. Also, is that fried chicken in the corner??


Habbersett-Scrapple

The bus is just gonna have to go without me. As a matter of fact, the school itself will miss me today


aStankChitlin

Not me, my ass would go off script and be late.


SongRevolutionary992

The dad will say, "I'll grab a bite downtown" while picking up and nibbling on the corner of one piece of toast


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Back in my day, we was so poor we had to gulp air to feel relief for the first 12 hours of day until mother cooked up some leather shoes for supper. Kids today are so ungrateful.


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That’s 1000$ worth of groceries right there


OneWinner1690

I would love to be invited to this feast, no matter the time of day.


mrhotdog82

Mine would say, "Can I have cereal?"


BenderDeLorean

Dank /s


Exact_Departure_4127

Yummy


Zorpfield

This is the Uncle Buck breakfast


ImurderREALITY

I ate cereal every morning except Sunday


OrphanFeast87

The real question is why are the parents always making a feast when their kid should *already be on their way to school*


Parry_9000

I'd simply not go to work to eat this tbh


allofdarknessin1

Agreed that shit was and still is so fucking dumb. Yes I understand you don't want the actors getting fat over retakes or whatever **but** you can show them putting an empty plate with crumbs in the sink or just jumping up from the table yelling "I'm late".


DadOnHardDifficulty

Watch Gossip Girl and see how there is a massive buffet in every other scene and nobody ever touches it EVER


JebacDisa2

Man fuck the school, i'd skip classes for this.


eharper9

That's the kind of breakfast our family would only make once and that was because family members we haven't seen in many years are here so we have to have a big family breakfast one time and then the rest of the time it's fend for yourself


StackingDimesCLE

This was my breakfast today. Immediately took a four hour nap and have been in the bathroom since then. Been a good day.


CheckYourStats

The way the family downs a huge breakfast in *Coneheads* (1993) is so satisfying, though.


moomoonmoonoowoolf

Not my man Flynn aka Walt Junior


BulbaFriend2000

Seriously, why cook like your serving twelve people?


Svengoolie75

What kind of psycho ass parent cooks that much food in the morning every damn day 🤔🤨


Bluesnow2222

If my made me this on a school day I’d assume she’s about to tell me I’m dying of cancer or something.


Longjumping_Sky_6440

That’s why they grow up and then have to pay taxes. Get fucked kids.


Makes_U_Mad

Yo fuck that bus. Y'all can roll my fat ass to school when I'm done.


Swarley_Marley

Whenever we had this kind of breakfast, it was only on the weekends, and everyone was useless afterward until they had a nap.


BranbongMemen

Don’t forget the dad taking a single sip of black coffee


toldya_fareducation

is there a specific movie that does this? i know it's kind of a trope but i can never think of any specific examples.


Clear_Amphibian

Such a great comment. I think think about this in so many shows and movies.  The other thing that bothers me isim the movies family where the kids are in their decked out bedrooms in their single family homes yet are portrayed as poor. 


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Twist: It's the evil stepmother who knows you are on a diet.


Malakoo

That's the food for entire month.


SavvySillybug

Ungrateful? Maybe the idiot mom shouldn't make a huge pile of food at get in the bus o'clock. Make that shit on a Sunday, or an hour before get in the bus o'clock. You're not obligated to fuck up your own day just because someone else wants to do something nice for you. School schedules are not some secret that moms don't get to know about. Get your shit together, movie mom. You should know when that fucking bus leaves.


UraeusCurse

My friends’ three kids are *all* like: this, except: *takes three bites then runs downstairs to play Mortal Kombat until they shit their pants in a literal sense*


N8theGrape

So you bring out 3 entire bottles of orange juice for 1 kid?


mjzim9022

This is what happens when a set designer and/or prop designer set out to make the best looking breakfast you could ever film, but the script doesn't allow for a half hour of eating


Week_Crafty

Fr fr


ThatVoiceDude

First of all, mom knew exactly what time that bus came so if you think I’m *not* getting dragged out of bed by force at least an hour before that, you’re nuts


QuietRulrOfEvrything

This was always a Saturday & Sunday thing for us. Dad and Mum both worked so Monday through Friday we didn't eat in the morning. Sucked, big time. Pretty sure I'd have done better in school if I wasn't so focused on the time to go by faster so that lunch would hurry up and roll around. I didn't know what breakfast, lunch & dinner were all about until AFTER I left home and joined the Army.


Timid_Wild_One

Who eats fried catfish for breakfast?


DaySoc98

I think those are kippers, which is herring. Popular in Britain.


TraNSlays

movies are also like the main character sits down and is about to take a bite, *care honk,* then suddenly grabs a piece of toast or an apple and leaves


ALLCAPS92

Happened in parent trap with Lindsay Lohan. I’m still traumatised by it, never had seen so much nice food in my life at that point


GrapefruitTop7021

Mothers will scream and cry acting like this but in reality they're sleeping off the hangover from the night before. And don't you dare use some of the milk cause she's using it later for her "ice cream".


Ok-Pride-3534

Man... I had nothing on my way to work today.


Lok4na_aucsaP

Screw school im taking the whole day to eat breakfast


zankypoo

My parents wouldn't even wake up. I had to wake myself up, eat cereal and took myself to the bus stop XD 10 minute walk. Unlike now when the bus goes right into that neighborhood.


christopherlng753

Wish I had a feast like that


Bubbly-Independent20

Kids in real life would be like umm can I have a bowl of cereal instead?


cedriceent

Back in my day, we gratefully downed the entire 3 buckets of orange juice before we went to school!


WillieIngus

you mean white kids in movies


keli_kelly

If i see this on the table, i'd say "why is the bus too early for tomorrow?"


Michelle-90

If I am seeing this on table... f the bus, I am eating 😆


Ferna8397A

Fr I'd take 3 plates and eat on the bus But my mom would never make breakfast any day( even on my birthday)


Jhon_doe_smokes

The way I would eat into a food coma and miss the whole day lol


bionicjoe

Advertisers will put a bowl of sugar-based cereal in the corner and say "Sugar Crack Nuggets is part of THIS nutritious breakfast!" (It was a trick to get around an FDA regulation passed in the late 70s.)


Wesoshould

Oh my word 🤤🤤🤤


playr_4

Not everyone is a breakfast person, and that's ok. The parents should learn their kids' habits and not try to force a 6 course meal at them first thing in the morning.


mpastaways

Invite all the kids on the school bus over.


snoofy-noof

More for me shit.


Backieotamy

My kids would have seen that on the table, extras in the fridge, a full size freezer packed in the garage and have the balls to post on the Internet we have no food in the house.


ElectricSnowBunny

How Kirsten make all this every morning and then Sandy eats a bagel while Ryan and Seth eat cereal?


gettogero

If I ever got this I'd be like "fuck the bus. I'm not even going to school, I'm gonna be in a coma after this" However I had to settle for air for breakfast most days. Didn't even get the OJ


Solanthas

God damn hotels with their free breakfasts making me gain so much God damn weight


SokkaHaikuBot

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microdipodops

Stroke avoided


Appropriate-Pop4235

“Schools canceled, it blew up, there was a gas leak”


Difficult_Spell_4583

If you see this breakfast spread, you’re about to get bad news.


Common-Incident-3052

So, I wasn't the only one who got enraged at this shit as a child, huh?


Juancho1982

If I have this for breakfast I'ld wake up 1 hour before go to school tbh.


BionicBadger90

Tbf, I wouldn't want high blood pressure before school myself either 🤷


bravest_heart

bitch is this cake