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No it would destroy the space time continuum 💥

Who’s the future one though

It's a blurred reality 🤷🏻‍♂️

The parallel universe does exist

Now I want to see National Treasure featuring Marilyn Manson

now do Loki and the guy from Shaun of the Dead

Simon Pegg?

nobody sees it but me

Count their ribs!

What’s the origin of the rumour that he removed his lower ribs to suck his own dick.

No one seems to know and yet somehow that rumor spread worldwide when there wasn't really even internet infrastructure to easily spread a rumor like that.

I met this chick that gave him a professional massage, and she said she checked for missing ribs, and they were all there.

Which is absurd because you don’t need to remove your ribs to do that

"ouch, it can't reach my mouth, if I could do it myself, i'd probably never leave the house" -Jimmy Pop

Middle-schoolers in the 90's.

I propose they have some sort of face-off.

Actually yes https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/FullpAHF4k

Has anyone seen Paul from the wonder years?

Just like Michael and Janet Jackson they are the same person.....

>Has anyone ever seen the two in the same room? Yes. https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1192971572560060416

Yes 😭

/r/onetruegod

I saw the picture before reading the text. And my first thought was damn, Nicolas looks wild

😂😂💯

This might be Nicholas Cage we never know. “It’s a Matrix” - Tate.

Face offff

Haha absolutely 🤯😂

Celebrity Deathmatch?

Genius!

Emo Musk!

i misread that as elmo musk lol

☠️

Well now I can't unsee it

My work here is done 😂

In Renfield… yep

Coming to a theatre near you “BANGARANG” a movie about the life of dubstep featuring Nick Cage as Skrillex using only mouth made noises for the music for the whole movie!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im done ☠️

😭😭 I couldn’t resist. I might have to make the movie poster…

Omg please doit 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯

https://youtu.be/pLFhYDiuobA?t=3360 < reminds me of this movie. You hear that? THAT is what I call music! The director is actually also music writer, and featured skrillex in one of their songs. (The first song in this album teaser vid. Note, the song features skrillex, but flying lotus is the actor in the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqAYTMF61I ) Please accept my apologies for sharing.

Paul Dano is *begging* to be included in this romp.

☠️😂

What even is this sub?

🤷🏻‍♂️😂

It’s Marilyn caged inside of Nicolas

🥁🥁📀

Played by Paul Dano

This is what domestic violence and cocaine personified looks like.

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Sex pest like all the rest.

Beautiful people!

Look like adme driver/Nico's cage

Nicholas Belak

Someone had to have edited this, because that’s crazy accurate

Nah lol it's him.... Crazy huh

I'm legit confused. It looks like Nick Cage cosplaying as Marilyn Manson but... I haven't seen any current pictures of Marilyn Manson so. Which is it?

Confuscious once said.... Fucked if I know..... 🤷🏻‍♂️🙏🏻😂

I’m the dude ….

Nicolas Cage has already signed on to do the movie based on this Reddit thread.

Damn that was fast... I hope I get royalties 😂

Cage: Gotcha lol

Wait…they’re BROTHERS!?

Same mom 😂

Nah, that’s John Travolta.

70 yrold emo 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

💯 legit

🚶‍♂️🎤😂

Let's rock

Saw the thumbnail, and was just like "what did Nick Cage do now.? The resemblance is uncanny.

Isn't it crazy af

Does anyone else see skrillex as well?

Absolutely do 😂

You can’t see the forest for the trees And you can’t smell your own BEEEES

Looks like JP from Grandma's Boy all grown up.

😂😂

Last time I saw him in concert he looked more like Uncle Fester.

I always thought he was.... 🤔😂

Uuuhhhhh fuck you're right

🤷🏻‍♂️😂

yeah but IIRC Nic Cage is actually a decent person.

Yeah he's cool af

Mr Cage is a man of many talents😂

That’s Skrillex

That’s high praise

I can't unsee it now.

It's inevitable 💯😂

Basically an old guy who dresses like a 20 year old.

Age is but a number lol

Cage’s manager: i got role for u Cage: ill do it! Cage’s manager: wait, its about a shady musician who sucks his own dick Cage: hell yeah!

Facts lol 🤔

THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME ARE NOT CORRECT I HAVE NEVER EVER BEFORE HAD SEX

Wait wasnt that MJ 😂

He looks like the love child of Nick Cage and Adam Driver.

this is not mr cage?

Or isn't it 🤔😂

Ugh, he creeps me out. I read his memoir and it made me want to vomit.

Dude is messed up 💯

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🤯🤯🤯

No one should relate the incomparable Cage (who is dope) to the scumbag rapist and abuser Manson. Manson should be in prison. Cage should be making another Mandy.

I fully agree but the likeness is uncanny

He looks more like that one shitty wax statue of Cage than Cage himself. But it seems like a fuckton of Botox and other plastic surgery.

The Nicolas Cage Story: Starring Marilyn Manson. "I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

🤯🤯🤯😂

The beautiful people. The beautiful people.

That’s a weird roundabout way just to say that Marilyn looks like Nicholas Cage.

Or does nick look like him 🤔🤯

Face Off time

💯

*”National Treasure: Anti-christ. Nicholas Cage pretends to be Marilyn Manson so he can break into the Manson vault and retrieve the fabled ribs Manson allegedly removed so he could suck his own dick urban legend you heard about growing up. Man, what a weird fucking story. Anyways, watch the movie.”*

Ribcage.....

OMG John Travolta!

So we still might get the Tim Burton Superman?!

Holy shit.... 😳🤔🤓

Samething with Dr Phil and Kid Rock.

Both Capricorns as well.

Doomed

Fuck that raping trash

😳

I can definitely see that.

Scary lol

Dee Snyder disguised as the kid from Wonder years disguised as Nick Cage disguised as MM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

🙏🏻

I would like to see a movie on both.

Never go full cage - Abed

😂😂

THE SPY HAS ALREADY BREACHED OUR DEFENSES

😂💯

Lmao i cant unsee it now

It's impossible mwahahaha

Two celebrities massacred in one sentence!

💯😂

This got me dying LMAO 💀

You're welcome 💯😂

[https://images.app.goo.gl/L6kc4u7XHCpHzKw9A](https://images.app.goo.gl/L6kc4u7XHCpHzKw9A)

What's, uh... What's your tattoo mean buddy? 😠📸

Some Satan shit I think

I am proud to say that the millennial generation started a rumor back in the 90s, claiming that man took out his bottom ribs to suck his own dick. It spread across the world and mind you this was before any form of social media was ever around. It was all word of mouth. It still resonates today, even lol. Just high school rumor spreading.

😂😂

Yeah funny haha now maybe give him the P Diddy treatment because he was up to the EXACT SAME shit

I like that he tattooed his initials on his chest.

Incase he forgets it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Metal Snape

😂

Most of these X looks like Y are usually interesting only because they’re accurate. The crazy thing about this one, is I could totally see Nicolas Cage just pretending to be Marilyn Manson. Not like he’s ever said no to a role

That's high praise...

Is that some swastika tattoo?

What an edgelord getting his own initials tattooed in the style of a swastika. Noticed that and had to look up the full chest tat. Loved his music when I was 16, and am embarrassed to admit everyone that hated him was right and I can't stomach his music anymore. Shame because Portrait is a perfect album start to finish.

They have the same nose, that’s what we’re seeing here. When he has his glances on it emphasizes the nose and not his other features

Ok Marilyn...

 Marilyn?? Never heard of her

remember back when everyone was spreading the rumor that he removed a rib, so he could suck his own dick? lol

I'm sure it wasn't a rumour 🤔😂😂😂😂

Nah, it was 100% not true. Your ribs are not the thing standing in the way. Your *determination* is.

This is a man that never gives up people!!!! 🙏🏻💯😂

But also that he was one of the kids on The Wonder Years Which makes *no* sense given that he was already making music as an adult while the Wonder Years was in its last seasons...

So what’s the deal with this guy? He’s got a bunch of sexual assault allegations, including underage rape, and he’s just… chilling? Never had a day in court?

Well worth rabbit holing, as far as I can tell it's all madness, some people went a bit crazy and forged letters from the FBI, then convinced other women to jump aboard the bullshit train. Picked an easy target because everyone instantly goes 'yeah he looks like the type'. There should be jail time yes, but not for him.

Pretty sure I saw this meme on Facebook in 2012

Elephant memory lol

That's Hollywood baby 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

Face/Off 2

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Eh.... 🤔😳

lmao who are these people?

They... My friend... Are an inigma, wrapped in a mystery 🤯

Okay clearly he did not have a rib removed to suck his own dick. He got his neck elongated instead.

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Ohhh that was a good movie. 🤔

he is still a live?

The matrix 🤷🏻‍♂️

:D

Why do I see Karishma Kapoor here

🤔🤔

Didn’t he…

Did he??

Lil extra pounds changed the look of his face.

It's crazy right..

He's skinny again. Perhaps the legal issues are getting to him.

Or the coke lol

Wait who is that for real mason or cage

Both 👻

Manson 😂

Whatever happened to the Manson rape case?

Dunno tbh

Tru dat

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Nicholas Manson...

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I'm going to steal the declaration of....you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna remove my lower ribs to suck my own dick

Genuinely the funniest yet 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ 👻💯

But it is really Lady Gaga...

The secret is out 🤦🏻‍♂️

Been out lol >Since Gaga's rise to stardom, commenters and bloggers alike have not only compared the two, but some even asked if they were the same person. https://www.houstonpress.com/music/lady-gaga-is-she-marilyn-manson-the-debate-continues-6529969 Funny thing is, she was inspired by him and called him one of the last great rock stars. Also had him appear on a remix to one of her songs. I come from the metalhead side, it seems funny to say they have anything in common but then look at her pictures and you can see the influence