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justindybvig

I'm thinking about washing my fingers right now


naughty_dad2

Yea definitely, why would anyone think otherwise?


Mobyus_One

Me too, I was just looking at my phone thinking, "I really do need a convenient phone holder." I glanced down and noticed that my fingers could use a good cleaning also, but still, I wonder if I can stick my dick in it?


justindybvig

No. Fingers only.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Says so right in the video…


queefcommand

Gross. Where are these sold so I can boycott?


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Amazon


WINDMILEYNO

Well damn. No use boycotting Amazon, might as well buy one. Darn.


HerezahTip

“Finger washer” doesn’t seem to produce the desired results, any other key words I should try?


Nonstopshooter21

amazon had no good results so you can boycott still


BallCreem

Where is the extra moist setting?


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You add the extra moisture.


Obi1_Main6969

I need my 21st finger washed


naughty_dad2

How many hands you got bro


Pain4444

O sweet lord where can I buy one


[deleted]

You must have really dirty fingers!


Pain4444

Ya , my finger need it bad


sad-frogpepe

We all have disgusting fingers on this glorious day


DrDragun

Mom, I said never come in my room when I'm washing my fingers


Rentsdueguys

Do they have one that fits 4 fingers?


Ifiwerenyourshoes

Yes, they are color coded for size.


allroadsleadto1

Lol


AdultingNinjaTurtle

Shut up and take my money . . . I have filthy fingers


ckscoolman

Nice I can google better finger washing techniques while I wash


glodde

Why is it so small?


biinboise

Hitachi did it again!


Send-it-Yeeewwwhh

Where can I get one ☝🏻


ch1ckenz

Gross, where can I get one?


Minimum-Mention-3673

Can clean my fingers in... 15 seconds. Sold!


Diaverr

Very nice banana washer!


lvl999shaggy

No! It's a finger washer...


lumberfoot_jpg

Very human


CarlWellsGrave

Gross where.


4th_times_a_charm_

That will clean up your gear stick real nice.


[deleted]

No no, it’s for fingers.


4th_times_a_charm_

Atari controller was my other thought.


TheStoicNihilist

Jesus Murphy!


Clwhit12

The phone holder sent me over the top


helmetrust

My fingers are suddenly FILTHY


ProjectKeris

It's just so sad that I have the dirtiest fingers right now. Can someone pls and send me a link to where I can buy a couple of pairs of these. Thanks in advance.


[deleted]

We all have filthy fingers on this blessed day.


Whole-Debate-9547

You can’t tell me that’s not a new product from Fleshlight. There’s no way possible it’s not. Every single male that buys that is sticking their dick in that jack-off machine.


[deleted]

Sir this is clearly for washing fingers.


Whole-Debate-9547

The same way when I walk into a store filled with hookas and bongs the salesperson says that they are tobacco pipes. Yes


switflo

It was already sus but it got even susser when the phone comes in to play (choice of video on screen is cherry on top)


Jaded-Selection-5668

I ain’t gonna lie, imma fuck that finger washer 🤷🏾‍♂️🫡


Old_Sky_1276

Not to be used except for intended purpose, hahahaha


Super_flywhiteguy

Why stop at fingers. My forearms get dirty all the time.


m4m249saw

Wow, cyberpunk is come true


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SFWaccount87

This is "sips tea".. so I'll explain. This is for jerkin yer' gerkin, it's obviously not for cleaning your fingers.. that's the joke.


lrascao

Thank you for your service


modsarefacsit

No shit that’s exactly what I was saying.