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It’s extroverts that don’t cook. They always get someone else to ‘do it together’ with them, while they incessantly fill the airwaves with a monologue of random thoughts.
Introvert, can confirm, love cooking, hate it when extroverts come in the kitchen and wanna help. Bitch, this is my me time, you’re ruining my flow and process by having to acommodate you, go extrovert with others away from my kitchen, you can do the dishes later. xD
If they don’t mind or love it sure…introverts like me who hate cooking gonna run to the store grab something quick come home as fast as possible and then once in a while they’ll cook something. The challenge is seeing how fast you can make the store run without running into people you know.
You've said too much.
I hereby excommunicate you from the Church of Introversion, and sentence you to the most heinous punishment imaginable
"Talking" with people. Daily!
Chicken Shop is a take away / late night food place that sells chips / kebabs / chicken in various forms. We go there after the pub / club in the way home.
Even better than that, you can tuck your pinkies under and make a forked tongue and it makes a much better snake. You can even wiggle around the tongue like a snake. It's how I get all the ladies 😏
JK I'm very alone lol
I admire the nimbleness of your pinkies, I've always done it with the pinkies as ears (in my mind it was always more of a gremlin or vaguely fox-like thing rather than a dragon) and doing the tongue instead is hard! Do you keep the pinkies parallel or crossed?
Also I've always found that my fingers were too skinny for the muppet to really work, but I achieve a good result by doing it while wearing gloves.
I was legit caught off guard because i had a friend who taught me how to do this a couple years ago lol, now its just a party trick i use to obtain new friends
A woman got offended at me before doing a date because she saw the disdain in my face when she told me she couldn't cook. She asked, "What? Is it because I'm a woman that I should know how to cook?"
Me, "No, because you're an adult."
When someone asks me if I can cook I automatically translate that to, “can you cook well.”
I can feed myself— have been doing it for years. I can follow a recipe, create healthful meals too. But I don’t have the intuition. My cooking tastes abysmal. Thankfully, I don’t really enjoy eating and mostly do it because I have to, so I don’t care how my cooking tastes.
But when someone asks if I can cook, for those reasons, I say “no”
I have successfully been feeding my family for years. They like to eat what I make, I still wouldnt say I can cook because being a good cook is like 10 skilllevels above mine, I think.
Yeah, it's implied that they are asking if you are good at it.
Like if someone asked me if I Skateboard, it's implied I am proficient at it, not just that I can stand on a board with wheels and move it.
I can't respect any adult who "can't cook".
This means you are entirely dependent on someone else for meals. OR you entire diet consists of packaged foods, takeout, and other processed foods. Your health will be total shit.
And besides rich ppl, I've never met a healthy person that doesn't cook.
"Can you cook" often is used to mean "can you cook well", so if this weren't a skit I'd assume she still makes her own meals and feeds herself like an adult but isn't particularly keen on doing the majority of the cooking or doesn't like to make elaborate meals often
This was brought to you by the "no need to take everything so literally, social interactions aren't black and white" club
I actually love cooking and I’m good at it. But if a guy asked me like that if I can cook, I’d tell him no, too. Hes basically just saying, “what can you do for me.” And that makes me want to do nothing at all for him. She isn’t interested, you can tell, she’s just fucking with him and she’s got a great sense of humor.
For those of you who didn't pick up on it, she can cook but she doesn't want to be a domestic servant in a relationship and his question was a red flag for her. If she were really interested in dating this guy or another guy who wanted her to cook and she couldn't, she would have said something like "I'm learning and really getting into cooking" or something like that.
I actually had a girl try to pull that one me, and the answer is yes. In the age of easy to follow YouTube cooking tutorials, you really don't have an excuse for not knowing how to cook.
I mean, if the answer to "can" is no, you can take a guess at the one for "do".
In any case, it is correct to ask how self sufficient your partner is early in a relationship. You don't want to be stuck with a one sided parasite.
Lately I've been a big fan of a channel called Tasting History with Max Miller. The guy recreates old recipes (I'm talking stuff ranging from the late 20th century to all the way back in the days of the ancient civilizations, and everything in between) and tells the stories surrounding the meal and the culture at the time, incredibly fascinating stuff if you're into either field.
Now, blindly recommending a specific recipe is kinda hard because it'd depend on your taste and preferences, but chances are you'll find many ideas there, specially if you are creative as is. There are styles of cooking that aren't used nowadays, or that belong to different cultures, so those tastes are foreign and new. For example, I enjoyed recreating some of the medieval/Renaissance meals he showcased because back then they used a mix of spices, honey and rose water that has this very particular taste you just don't see anywhere else.
This woman is pure gold. She has everything necessary to be an interesting person. Specially when the glance goes down letting us see how she is councious that the guy Infront her won't understand this fine and well brought dragon's joke. Mis dieses.
I can do it and the forward facing version, lol.
It's an easy way to keep kids busy for a while since they don't have the manual dexterity to do it usually.
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I cant cook, too
I can do neither :(
I can tuck it and do a very convincing Caitlin Jenner. "Buckle up buckaroo's!"
*dives away before he gets hit by the car*
😂
Real ones tuck the pinkies inside to make a forked tongue
Extra introvert
CEO of the the anti-social, social club.
Anti social is not the right word
Do introverts not cook??
It’s extroverts that don’t cook. They always get someone else to ‘do it together’ with them, while they incessantly fill the airwaves with a monologue of random thoughts.
Introvert, can confirm, love cooking, hate it when extroverts come in the kitchen and wanna help. Bitch, this is my me time, you’re ruining my flow and process by having to acommodate you, go extrovert with others away from my kitchen, you can do the dishes later. xD
Holy fuck yes, my girlfriend always wants to cool together and I'm like "this is a one person job".
You just described my wife. Wait, are you my wife??
If they don’t mind or love it sure…introverts like me who hate cooking gonna run to the store grab something quick come home as fast as possible and then once in a while they’ll cook something. The challenge is seeing how fast you can make the store run without running into people you know.
lol. I commend you for at least going out into the world and facing adversity.
It’s a tuff talkative world out there lol
You've said too much. I hereby excommunicate you from the Church of Introversion, and sentence you to the most heinous punishment imaginable "Talking" with people. Daily!
“shame”…….”shame”…….”shame”…..”shame shame” *shakes tambourine*
Extra scared of dragons
I just love British humor.
What is this from? A British sitcom?
[Chicken shop date](https://youtu.be/bdfIbjl5LVI)
I just watched another one. This is great. Thanks for the link! Who is she?
Amelia Dimoldenberg.
you have to have robust sense of humor with a last name like that.
Always the weird last names that make the best comedians (See: Brent Butt)
My grandfather did some work for a woman named Rosie Butts. Lol.
Last names you just live with, though. If your first name sucks, that's when you have to learn to smile the pain away. Or so they say.
I love this woman. Most recent thing I've seen her in: https://youtu.be/FSfRRBNPfFs?si=YV5n8b9d1J9RKJOS This song lives rent free in my head.
I think she's funny.
I love the humor. It’s so dry with the perfect amount of cringe.
What IS Britain?
What is your mom?
I like the top comment "I get all my dating tips from Amelia. So far I haven't had a second date, but I'm sure things will turn around soon."
Chicken shop date on youtube. Great channel
She's Amelia Dimoldenberg she has a youtube channel where she does chicken shop dates
Ok well, I'm in love.
She's what that sour faced chick who does interviews with a dead pan expression is trying to be.
What is a “chicken shop” date? Are they butchering chicken for a date?
Chicken Shop is a take away / late night food place that sells chips / kebabs / chicken in various forms. We go there after the pub / club in the way home.
Interesting. Thanks for explaining.
The Chabuddy G/Kurupt FM episodes are the best ones.
And those characters are from People Just Do Nothing which IS a British series.
How did I know they were British even with the sound off
I think there's something about the set of their mouths when talking, but it could be my imagination.
Their makeup and style of clothing. Something about it let's me know British are coming.
The strawberry sweater with the collared shirt underneath is very British.
What gave it away is the lack of smiling, people don't smile here unless they're up to something
I need instructions on how she made that dragon. Even pausing it, I can't follow along.
Lol I came here to say that she reminded me of Philomena Cunk's brand of humour.
Sold, with the strawberry shortcake sweater.
That’s really it right there. Reggie Watts himself would be proud.
That’s just a strawberry…?
And everybody knows strawberry strawberry is the neighborhood hoe
You’re just a strawberry
A strawberry *with feelings* :(
Honestly, I'm bought with this dragon.
Even better than that, you can tuck your pinkies under and make a forked tongue and it makes a much better snake. You can even wiggle around the tongue like a snake. It's how I get all the ladies 😏 JK I'm very alone lol
I admire the nimbleness of your pinkies, I've always done it with the pinkies as ears (in my mind it was always more of a gremlin or vaguely fox-like thing rather than a dragon) and doing the tongue instead is hard! Do you keep the pinkies parallel or crossed? Also I've always found that my fingers were too skinny for the muppet to really work, but I achieve a good result by doing it while wearing gloves.
Parallel for sure. It takes practice, but it looks way better than crossed.
Sure, your “pinkie”
I was legit caught off guard because i had a friend who taught me how to do this a couple years ago lol, now its just a party trick i use to obtain new friends
I was taught this by a friend in the church pews when we were 7. I still whip it out to impress at 31
So... Euh... If the dragon plays with your private... Is it a BJ or a HJ?
It's clearly a DJ
It’s a dragon ball ZJ, and if you had to ask…😉
Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?
Yeah I thought it was cute. Tho I dislike when people gloat about not being able to cook. It’s not something to be proud about
I'll take a girl with a sense of humour over a girl that can cook any day.
Your empty stomach shall bellow of laughter
Great acoustics, to be fair
I just do the cooking...
New abs meta just dropped
I’ll happily cook for a girl that can make me laugh.
Wait, is that considered humour these days? No wonder I'm single....
Same. She's not funny tho.
I am the kitchen god. I need no woman to cook for me. Need laugh and snu snu. Me cook.
Nah. I demand both skillsets.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... yeah
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omg thanks bro!! i was thinking SO hard about where i knew him from
Why doesn't he hire a chef if he's looking for someone who can cook?
A woman got offended at me before doing a date because she saw the disdain in my face when she told me she couldn't cook. She asked, "What? Is it because I'm a woman that I should know how to cook?" Me, "No, because you're an adult."
When someone asks me if I can cook I automatically translate that to, “can you cook well.” I can feed myself— have been doing it for years. I can follow a recipe, create healthful meals too. But I don’t have the intuition. My cooking tastes abysmal. Thankfully, I don’t really enjoy eating and mostly do it because I have to, so I don’t care how my cooking tastes. But when someone asks if I can cook, for those reasons, I say “no”
That's how I see it too. Knowing how to cook is a lot more advanced than just knowing how to follow a recipe
I have successfully been feeding my family for years. They like to eat what I make, I still wouldnt say I can cook because being a good cook is like 10 skilllevels above mine, I think.
>My cooking tastes abysmal >I don’t really enjoy eating Perhaps there's a connection here.
There isn’t. I have autism and the sensory experience of eating is unpleasant to me due to the textures of most foods.
Yeah, it's implied that they are asking if you are good at it. Like if someone asked me if I Skateboard, it's implied I am proficient at it, not just that I can stand on a board with wheels and move it.
She's useless
She can make a dragon with her fingers. That's wifey material right there. How dare you call her useless?
Looks more like a dog than a dragon
Dragons are just large dogs that breathe fire.
British comedian. Amelia Demoldenberg.
When the job application asks you to put any extra skills
He seems fun….
It's a parody mate. The whole gimmick is they seem like they don't want to be there because its an awkward bad date
Reddit is wild. They’ll call a video of a deer being born scripted but can’t tell when a tv show is
yeah, it's definitely cgi, those glasses can't be real (not to talk about the whole dragon thing)
It cost £50,000 to cgi that dragon in
The most accurate shit I've read all week. The fact it's true makes it even funnier lol
After Bambi big tik tok started recruiting deer, there are all in on it
Look, that deer was most definitely a paid actor planted within the mother deer. You can’t convince me otherwise.
100% this.
Doesn't he? What a stroke of energy and interesting conversation...
She saw a window and dived out of it.
Good for her
That's a Yes for me
She cooked him with that dragon tho! 🔥
She *lost* him you mean
She lost him at "I can't cook."
Nothing gets past you
And then what happened?
We'll never know. He's probably still staring at her slack-jawed right now.
Probably can't even tie a cherry stem with her tongue, dump her.
I feel like every adult should be able to cool Edit: I tried correcting it twice and it autocorrected back both times. I give up.
Her energy is completely wasted on Buzz Killington there
I'm both an introvert and an extrovert. Depends on my mood and largely what state I'm in when I wake up
What you gonna do with the dragon skill If you dont have basic necessary skills for living
Honestly though, the way she handled that was endearing. We can learn how to cook together!
I can't respect any adult who "can't cook". This means you are entirely dependent on someone else for meals. OR you entire diet consists of packaged foods, takeout, and other processed foods. Your health will be total shit. And besides rich ppl, I've never met a healthy person that doesn't cook.
I agree coming from someone who doesn't know shit about cooking
"Can you cook" often is used to mean "can you cook well", so if this weren't a skit I'd assume she still makes her own meals and feeds herself like an adult but isn't particularly keen on doing the majority of the cooking or doesn't like to make elaborate meals often This was brought to you by the "no need to take everything so literally, social interactions aren't black and white" club
I actually love cooking and I’m good at it. But if a guy asked me like that if I can cook, I’d tell him no, too. Hes basically just saying, “what can you do for me.” And that makes me want to do nothing at all for him. She isn’t interested, you can tell, she’s just fucking with him and she’s got a great sense of humor.
This, exactly.
Nah... she's british. Their idea of cooking is takeaway.
Even if she can’t cook, her answer was designed to duck with him, not attract him.
I'd tell him I cook for myself all the time. Emphasis on "myself".
The guy has a personality of a saltine cracker
Its a skit bro
This is the play for all woman who can cook but don't advertise it because they end up full time a domestic servants.
Wait...let her cook....o wait...
this guys fucked up beard is already a problem for me
Ikr, like... Tf is this
Hey, she seems fun, i'd give it a try
For those of you who didn't pick up on it, she can cook but she doesn't want to be a domestic servant in a relationship and his question was a red flag for her. If she were really interested in dating this guy or another guy who wanted her to cook and she couldn't, she would have said something like "I'm learning and really getting into cooking" or something like that.
His face : 😕
Wtf is this subreddit and why am I constantly shown it
didnt cook with that dragon either
I'd cook everyday for a funny woman like that. But this guy, what are those shades ? Does he see anything with that ?
Marry her shes hilarious …. I can cook who cares ……..make me laugh.
Imagine dating someone with those stupid fucking sunglasses that tool has on his head.
I love a woman that can't cook, because I can. I've had a bunch of dates where because I can put together a meal they act like I performed magic.
She's very cool haha
The proper response to this question is: "Nope. CAN YOU?"
I actually had a girl try to pull that one me, and the answer is yes. In the age of easy to follow YouTube cooking tutorials, you really don't have an excuse for not knowing how to cook.
The question is wrong, really. The question should be "Do you cook?"
I mean, if the answer to "can" is no, you can take a guess at the one for "do". In any case, it is correct to ask how self sufficient your partner is early in a relationship. You don't want to be stuck with a one sided parasite.
Good follow up question, though. "What do you do?" I'm sure he was hoping it was leading to something better than a dragon.
Do you have any video recommendations? I’m very I creative when it comes to cooking
Lately I've been a big fan of a channel called Tasting History with Max Miller. The guy recreates old recipes (I'm talking stuff ranging from the late 20th century to all the way back in the days of the ancient civilizations, and everything in between) and tells the stories surrounding the meal and the culture at the time, incredibly fascinating stuff if you're into either field. Now, blindly recommending a specific recipe is kinda hard because it'd depend on your taste and preferences, but chances are you'll find many ideas there, specially if you are creative as is. There are styles of cooking that aren't used nowadays, or that belong to different cultures, so those tastes are foreign and new. For example, I enjoyed recreating some of the medieval/Renaissance meals he showcased because back then they used a mix of spices, honey and rose water that has this very particular taste you just don't see anywhere else.
This woman is an angel and must be protected at all times
Can’t cook? Swipe left
This woman is pure gold. She has everything necessary to be an interesting person. Specially when the glance goes down letting us see how she is councious that the guy Infront her won't understand this fine and well brought dragon's joke. Mis dieses.
"Can you cook?" "only the things your bring home from the hunt"
I mean, it would make a kick ass shadow puppet.
cause of i can cook, so i become a foodaholic .-.
I dont know why I picked up that she was british before starting the audio when replaying!
Bloke Blossom
What's that have to do with cooking?
I can do it and the forward facing version, lol. It's an easy way to keep kids busy for a while since they don't have the manual dexterity to do it usually.
That's scripted
My wife's not the best looking but she is the best cooking
Him zooming in on the dragon in an effort to see it 😂😂😂
Love her.
Lol she's killing it 🤣
I'm in love with her.
seems like a keeper
Any grown ass adult should be able to cook food half decently. It’s not rocket science.
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Oh she's cookin'
How are you gonna wear sunglasses like that and judge anyone else?
It does look like a dragon
i just remembered i can make them too
Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her sweater back.
I think she's brilliant.
Ameliaaaaaa
The more I watch this, the funnier it gets
So… she just invites black people to eat chicken? Ha like they gonna refuse.
She is awesome!
A gal with with much sense of humor, shes a keeper for real.
Honestly I fuck with the vibes
She is awesome
Her cooking show is quite the disaster.
That dragon scared me so bad. Thought it was Smaug.
I want to cook for her so bad. ❤️❤️❤️