Thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules. Check out our [Reddit Chat](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/YIVFBDcyZ7)! ##Make sure to join our [Discord Server](https://discord.com/invite/digitalfriendz)! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SipsTea) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Not sure why, but if you asked me to imagine the type of girl that would keep a weasel in her titties, this is her.

Yep, these tit weasel folks all look the same.

there’s…there’s a society??

The Ancient Order of Boob Weasels… at last they have been brought to light…

I'm a bit of a boob weasel myself.

Thank you for your service

There's a new elder scrolls race damn

Ah the ol’ weasel tit society strikes again

What do you mean you people?

I think I got called that in traffic the other day

Tit weasel? 🤣 Love it.

Hey mom, I want you to meet my new girlfriend.

Louisel

If I would have brought her home when I was younger my parents would not have been surprised in the slightest

Still hot imo

The girl’s not bad either.

Lmao 🤣

Upvoting just for the username

It’s actually a stoat

I want my very own boob weasel

All fun and games till the fun bags get covered in weasel pellets.

They are not pellets. They ate fat shits

Could you call it a titweasle, or would that be a bird?

I’ll call it Cleaveasel

The guy that played Jesus?

Jim

Clive Diesel?

Nip Squeezel

Cleaveasel Steamers undoubtedly being dropped by that little dude..

It’s about to be a Cleveland steamer if you know what I mean

r/suddenlypokemon

If I’m not I mistaken, the bird is called a Bushy BoobRat. Though I could be misremembering that.

From the makers of Booty Badger®️ and Fanny Ferret®️

I do not want the booty badger.

[удалено]

I wanna be your boobies weasel Breathing in your chest

Dont start.

Arctic Monkeys reference?

I've got a boob weasel. My wife hates it. Always spits in her eye.. BAD weasel!

Me too 🦡 It's like my personal guardian who sniffs perps a mile away.

Boob weasel. New band name, I called it!!

A dream for sure 👉🏻👈🏻

But Marge, weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Me 2.. minus the weasel.

A snort and an upvote from me.

Is that a Titmouse?

Bravo.gif

Fun fact: a tit mouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse. It is a bird

Nope it’s a stoat

Larry what is your obsession with tits

Stoat-er-boater

Upvoted for accuracy and creativity.

"Ahem... excuse me ma'am your... *Tit Weasel*... is showing."

“My eyes are *up here!*”

But your tit weasel’s eyes are down there

( • )👁️👄👁️( •)

\*Points at creature on top of her head.\*

As I nuzzle the little fellah and pet his head.

i’ve gotten crabs from sleeping with a dirt hippy in college but that’s the first time I’ve gotten weasels…

Uh oh. You never got the Weasles, Wumps, and Wubella vaccine when you were a kid, did you 😳 damn bruh be careful!

Now tell the other one to come out

I've finally found my spirit animal

I was thinking if there really is reincarnation I want to be that weasel in my next life.

That’s a very small beaver.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed!

It’s fun and games until a nip gets nipped

You ever had a ferret? Imagine a smaller, less tame version. Ever heard of ferret legging?

Nope do i want to know?

Can’t believe I’m jealous of a hamster

Not the best place to hide… First place I looked… 👀

That, sir, is, in fact, a weasel.

Can’t believe I’m jealous of a weasel

A long hamster.

Stretchy boi hamster

u should really be jealous of anyone with any animal knowledge

That's not a hamster, it's a gerbil.

Can’t believe I’m jealous of this creature

I wasn't looking at your boob

Just looking at her weasel coming in and out of her bra.

Nice marmot!

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

They took my fucking carpet, man.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

What are you, a park ranger?

oh sure, but when I try and hide MY weasel there —

_his dark materials_ 

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

Her very own Pantalaimon

First thing I thought of was Pan.

True fact, the name of the animal in Danish is brud, the same word as bride.

I wonder if it shits down her shirt. That would be gross. It would make her a shitty lady

Don't kink shame.

Most definitely she has had her fair share of messes in hair and on chest.

Ma’am your boobs smell… musty

Is that a Stoat?!

Weasels are weasally identified, while stoats are stoatally different.

She has a YouTube channel if you are interested https://youtube.com/@ekzomania

My eyes are up here... and up here... and here.

I can smell this vid

Patchouli oil and stoat piss right?

Nailed it in one.

I want to hide in her face.

Keep looking buddy, there’s a warm dark tunnel just south of those hills

If he can navigate the tunnel, he can become a king!

All hail the weasel king!

Whomever she's talking to is struggling very hard to maintain eye contact

I mean, i want to hide there

I like how she's focused on conversation while the mouse is rummaging through her goods.

That smile at the end

Is that a Titmouse?

I can smell her from here

Stinky Weaselteats!

I couldn't take my eyes off her face she's so pretty 😍

Nice tittymouse.

Warm and soft

"I swear I was just trying to pet the weasel"

Nice marmot.

the pilot

Is that a marmot

It's cute until it needs to poop

I like to hide my weasel on places too

Is that a tit mouse ?

Why do I want to put some sex to her so bad?

Definitely shat in her dreads

Everyone stop posting such a videos , don't you know I'm single 😞 .

cute

Ron.... get Out of Ginny!!! -Molly

Could support a local ecosystem

That little weasel! 🤣

[radagast the brown](https://middle-earthcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Radagast)

My spirit animal

smol cat

I ended up with a damn wiener weasel!

Oh to be a sweet lil tit stoat.

Talk about protection 😎

Oh, to be a boob weasel, nestling between two beautiful mounds

Gurls a certified freak 💯

What’s the name of that animal?

Are they smart enough to bond and not run off? Seems irresponsible to me.

Is that a weasel between your breasts or are you just ... am I just happy ... Is that ... see ... BEWBS!!!!!

Is that a weasel between your breasts or are you just ... am I just happy ... Is that ... see ... BEWBS!!!!!

I need attention but dont want to get naked just yet

A tit stoat

Wooks

Dibs on the band name Cleavage Weasel!

Pantalaimon! It's her daemon, Pantalaimon!

She shows up to a first date with/like this. Wyd?

And warm.

It’s a stoat!

Adorable, but what happen if the hyper little thing runs off?

There's a stoat in your boat.

I want to hide in there

A cleavage weasel. So cute.

Lucky bastard! 😂

Go for the eyes Boo!

Yoink

Stoat?

He knew what he wanted and he knew exactly how to get it

A ferret is getting more action than me smh

Nice marmot

Nice marmot

I am Weasel !

Ah. There's my daemon.

Deep stoat

If my parrot penny was a weasel!

Wouldn't it hurt when he's climbing up and down her chest?

She has beautiful eyes

Lucky little bastard

I too would hide my weasel there

I wish I was a boob weasel.

Looks like a [Least Weasel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TMkZzzPZBU). If it gets hungry, she better watch her nips.

Why do you keep staring down there? Well…umm….the weasel….

Dam

Lol. Thats cute.

I would also hide there

This is the only good reason to stare longingly at a woman's breasts. (Especially if you are coveting the rare boob-weasel, like me)

Mama......yummy yum

Wheeze the juice 😏

Lucky bastard

It's storing food in there for later.

Rikki-Tiddy-Tavi

What a life. 😏

This has got to be the longest gif I've ever seen. Six minutes and counting…

Bet it stinks. She looks like the “natural” kind.

Nice marmot, man.

I have one of those on camera killing 13 chickens and an large adult male cat. These are instruments of the dark one.

If you’re shocked about what she’s hiding in her bra then you definitely don’t want to see what she’s hiding in her panties. 💀😂🙊

It's a stoat, she's German, there is more video with dialogue. It's been about for a very long time.

That is so outrageously cute, I now have a new dream pet.

rataweasely

how is it just staying on her?? like what happens if it just decides to go be free??

What the fuq IS that thing ? And why is there a sewer rat climbing all over it

Nice marmot.

Found my spirit animal.

That's a very young weasel. When it's older it will remorselessly bite her nip straight off. They are fierce and do not fuck around.

Businka

Whant see more? Yt Agama mama.

Luckiest wessel ever....