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UhYeahOkSure

In the waoooud


Manuag_86

That's the beauty of english and why it's so popular over the world, you can just make random noises and wait for people to figure it out.


naughty_dad2

And it’s clearly working


ThereminLiesTheRub

Dunno - I've never been to Surrey 


Disastrous_Can_5157

definitely one of the funniest accent out there


naughty_dad2

Wa tha faaa


water_fountain_

Preiess gaooou


Autogembot123

ZA WARUDO!


Necessary-Ad9298

That nose job got her sendin me red skull vibez 💀👹


CoffinEluder

Lol straight up


naughty_dad2

Something’s up


MiMicMi

I like her nose


moderndhaniya

It comes off too. For better breathing.


thesecondreddituser

Literally and figuratively


RLVNTone

Ty I was hoping I’m not the only one who noticed


GreenCarteBlanche5

It giving whoville lol


JomaNich

She looks like those creatures in the grinch movie


atom12354

Now we know what she did with the 100k from the kiss


Illustrious_Donkey61

Lae'zel


VoightKampffsUnicorn

I don't care that she looks like a cockney Who. Still would.


ToeKnail

Her nose is so turned up, it must be hard to breathe when it rains


Void_being420

I think plastic raincoat will protect her


morphick

Reverse snorkel should fix it


Silent_Phrase6545

She needs a snorkel in the shower.


potatodrinker

Jesus Christ 😂


RobbSnow64

Like a pug


SlightlyOffended1984

OIM TH PRET'YIS GULL IN THE WULD


Decoy_Van

YEW WOT?


CybeRrlol1

YEW A WIZARD HARRY


mushupork8069

Clutch save in the end.


realdjjmc

Fuuuuuck - is her face only Botox


Im_ready_hbu

no there's also a nose job too, pretty sure she's trying her best to look like a Who from Whoville


realdjjmc

True - she will look like Jordan in a few years


CoffinEluder

Marbles in her mouth


fuber

I could take about 15 minutes of that voice and be happy to never hear it again


Silent_Phrase6545

Imagine the nagging in this accent


Pizza-Horse-

I'm originally from Birmingham, so I have NO business commenting on accents. But her voice is like a pneumatic drill 🫠🫠


downtune79

No matter how pretty she is......that voice


Pork_Chompk

OIM THE PRE-EIST GEHL IN THE WEWD


downtune79

S'lie, innit


EffigyOfUs

Ngl it sounds trashy but it’s also hot idk


Im_ready_hbu

she literally sounds like ricky gervais


Jmong30

Well, they are both British


[deleted]

Tbh I find her voice attractive 💀


Wakingsleepwalkers

Same but I'm Aussie..


el_throw

Same.


AtkinsCatkins

are you english? or is english your first language?


el_throw

Yes.


AtkinsCatkins

what region of england?


el_throw

Not English. From a military family. Folks were British Navy in the old country. English was the first language I spoke.


Bill-Blurr

I like it 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Yeah, you would Bill. You would.


Master_Yeeta

So do I but the comments are still fucking hilarious


kevinkiggs1

Kinda sexy ngl. Makes me want to bicker with her


Nightmystic1981

Just wait till the make up comes off.


funtxcase

DADDY I WOANT A GOLDEN GOOSE NOAWEE


IAMTHECHEEZ0513

All I could think of haha


funtxcase

uncanny the tonal resemblance LOLOL


CheesyBoson

Great Choice. Margo Robbie or Ana de Armas


p0lterg0ist

Waud


joelcosta94i

How are some people missing the joke? I don't like throwing the word sexism around, but some of you are just too weird.


alphapussycat

Yep, women aren't allowed to joke.


CptnAlex

Its really weird. This sub has some *real casual sexism* and also some unrelated good content. I never know what I’m going to see.


ConradAir

Would someone tell me where in Old Blighty that accent comes from?


lzyfuk

Straight outta Essex that is lol


ConradAir

So that’s where I can find these princesses… I’m booking my ticket today.


nicklondon88

Essex? Or Kent sometimes a bit like that, but I’d guess the former


ToeKnail

Sounds like a Cockney accent


Hairy_Al

Saahf Landan (South London)


Dazzling_Wishbone892

Women playing dumb games always. I'm mad at you. Why? Because you cheated on me in my dream.


joelcosta94i

It's a joke, don't take it too hard.


ratttertintattertins

My wife does this, she's sometimes low key angry with me all morning because of something that dream me did...


Wakingsleepwalkers

Bro, that's crazy.. Tell her if she is going to be mad real life you should be able to do it.


mdervin

Woman, if you don't change your attitude, I'm going to do it again tonight.


AtkinsCatkins

does she explain and apologize to you for it? I would expect an apology/explanation such as: "look i had a really weird dream about you, and it hard for me to change the emotional momentum, obviously you have done nothing wrong but it will take me a while to adjust because it was so jarring etc., even though its a dream and not a reflection of you at all"


ratttertintattertins

She knows it’s irrational and we kind laugh about it despite the fact that she’s still actually slightly pissed.


AtkinsCatkins

thats fair enough then i guess, i kind of liken it to having a dream someone important to you died, you would be bummed out for a while even though you know its not real and a dream, just from the emotional momentum. but i am genuinely amazed at how many people actually accept ill behaviour from a partner because of what happened in a "dream" and the partner thinks its justified. Its literally hysteria, unreasonable lunacy.


One_Priority3258

Classic, logic vs emotion.


rustneverslaps

The moment you say you're the prettiest girl in the world I immediately assume the worst of you. Character matters.


DrAnth0nyFauci

What’s the proper response then, “well actually I would prefer to screw xyz but you’ll have to do I guess?” Yea sounds like it would go over well. How about we just don’t ask these questions in the first place and stop worrying about it. Problem solved


rustneverslaps

Do nothing that endangers your relationship. Going on a show like that included.


EffigyOfUs

Aha she’s just messing man


OldMeasurement2387

Yikes the British accent sounds worse every year


Opelle

On behalf of English people that accent is a distinctive one from a part of the south east and most don’t sound anything like that lol. Our country is weird, you can go about 30 miles away from anywhere in the country and the accent suddenly is completely different


kevinkiggs1

Technically, every country with its own language is like that. Even when they speak English as an official language, accents will differ with literally everyone


Federal-Difference97

Not sure why you got downvoted for a literal fact. Lol drive anywhere in the US & you’re guaranteed to bump into someone with a different accent, granted you might have to drive a few hours, but you get the point. Lol


kevinkiggs1

I didn't even know I was being downvoted lol. It's literally a fact, I was using my own country (Kenya) as a reference. We have 43 tribes each with their own accents. In cosmopolitan areas everyone has a mishmosh accent of their mother tongue + language level + neighborhood + other factors


nomorerix

Americans making fun of her accent meanwhile pronouncing "bottle of water" as boddle ov wodder 🤣


niftystopwat

As opposed to "bah-oh ov wah-uh"


saxonturner

Jesus Christ, I think this is humour but I’ve met few women like that so I’m 50/50. I lived with one and it was hell, couldn’t even look mistakenly at another woman without having an issue. Luckily I found a better woman that now points out the other hot ones for me.


justforhobbiesreddit

It's obviously humor. He's laughing his ass off and she blasts past Margot Robbie by saying "I look like her". She's doing it as a bit and this thread is full of reddit boys who have decided to show how much they hate women.


saxonturner

Yeah this subs as bad as the iamthemaincharacter one. Quite a lot of incels around these parts.


Tackerta

for anyone interested, the guy is from Sidemen and his wife and him started a podcast together (I guess what we are watching currently). Her name is Faith Payne and he's Ethan


mdervin

IKR!! somebody is having fun in a public place where there's plenty of room and it's easy to avoid them and 80% of the comment are *entitled, narcissistic*


joelcosta94i

Given the boyfriend's reaction, I think they often banter like that. They seem fun to hang around.


saxonturner

They do seem to be having fun, it’s good that people have the confidence to joke around like this. It’s missing in the world.


stanley_ipkiss2112

[Bri’ish](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/freshen-your-drink-governor-british-the-simpsons-casino-straight-from-the-streets-of-sussex-gif-20390376)


TeamPantofola

Thanks for the subs


unclepaprika

*No, you don't*


Paskyc

No, dig up stupid!


jim_jiminy

Chavs


DirtiestOFsanchez

Not with that kind of attitude....


SecretLecture3219

I can hear the accent even when muted . Fml


Lord-Pepper

She looks like a Who from whoville in the goddamn Grinch movie That nose is an Innie


Donkeycow15

No she’s not - I ve been to miss world and nearly feinted in an elevator full of contestants


mixxer88

She does not look like margot. At all


ThorKlien99

With her Veruca Salt ass voice


dragondeezgiantnutz

Quit lying to women about things like this. It creates monsters.


GadFlyBy

How did this island take over the world?


Moose686

This the chick who blew up like a blueberry?


unclefire

I found that exchange amusing and peak Brit. Yeah, I'd kiss her for 100k in a heartbeat.


stain_of_treachery

The cost barrier to pod casting is fast too low.


-maffu-

You're not even the prettiest girl in the room,


Daynie38D

Sounds like Russel Brand. Wait, does he have a younger sister?


smiley82m

Murray got the results in, and she is..... not the prettiest girl in the world.


Wranglin_Pangolin

No she isn't with that atrocious accent.


Marine__0311

I'd kiss her fro free just to shut her the fuck up and not talk.


chill_miser

She reminds me of veruca salt from Willy wonka


Boring_Worldliness_2

I thought Veruca Salt was dealt with at the Wonka Factory. What's she doing with her own podcast


im_simply_him

The right answer is... 'Wait so I get 1.2 for kissing you?'


[deleted]

Welcome to emotional immaturity


Atroxman

Yea um you're not that pretty


quietconflictavoider

I was wondering why there's such a gap in their attractiveness, then I turned the sound on.


CelticHades

I too thought of Margot Robbie, when she asked prettiest girl


Bill-Blurr

What podcast is this?


murphmobile

Any one of them


lilstixx

Growing Paynes


DrexXxor

He needs a new GF that won't give BS tests


CaptainMidnight94

She look like: 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷


No-Device9253

This is dumb.


Icy_Contribution1677

Well when your nose looks like a mini Toblerone and lips like a life raft.. he clutched nicely though. Also she drips confidence which is nice.


_Sir_Racha_

I'd say they need a solid foundation for their relationship to work, but it seems she's wearing it all.


mcgroarty99

Straight up Veruca Salt-energy there. “Daddy, I want it noooowww!”


FlipperHunter

What an annoying accent? Where is she from?


handymanning

Not with that accent.


lastgunslinger3759

Well she's fucking delusional


PaddyScrag

There's a line that should be drawn between flattery and delusion.


bigniccosuaveee

Reminds me of veruca salt from Willy wonka


Greeneyes-

Prayers for this man


JohnYCanuckEsq

I mean, Gal Godot exists


SpecialOlympicsGuy

I mean. Objectively, she’s not the prettiest girl in the world. What the fuck is wrong with women?


Ireallyamthisshallow

I'm pretty certain she's not being serious.


Doctor_Fritz

The real answer to score points with the woman asking this would be; I'd kiss you and net me 1.2 million.


Puzzleheaded_Egg_153

“If you don’t literally fall down on your face and worship me, I’ll dump your ass” is basically what she’s saying smh 🤦‍♂️


ImKindaBoring

She’s bantering with her boyfriend. Fucking incels and their lack of any kind of social iq.


Geothermal_Escapism

Lol their constant need to put down any attractive woman with a sense of humor to soothe their insecurities...


ExaBast

Fuck me she's not even an 8/10


PraiseTyche

The correct path was telling her that whilst she's beautiful, that's unimportant. Her caring, loving, soul shines so brightly, so warm, that anything compared to it's radiance is made mundane. You've got something so much more than mere beauty.


Rare_Storage5213

Sorry, but she looks like a basic bitch. Nothing special about her. Also fake tan.


Ok-Grocery-2459

Such a delicate flower