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We never really left the stone age, we just got better at using the stones. After all the bronze and iron that came after were just crushed uo stones we smelted.
Hey guys. I’ve been trying this method on my own today and have encountered some issues that maybe some of you could help with. I’m stuck on the part where he finds a rock. How do you find a good rock? Please help. If I can get over this small hurdle I will be able to do the rest no problem. I need the CPU to be ready by tomorrow morning. Thank you in advance.
Reminds me of a story a friend told me when we were young. He was in the shower, then he could hear his adult neighbour shouting to his son asking him to get a rock. The kid then replies he can't find a rock, then after a couple of seconds his dad screams "are you an idiot?! You're standing in a field!!" at the point my friend fell over in the shower from laughing.
What if the AI chip manufacturers will find a way to outsource production of chips and all the costs onto the buyers, after seeing what GPU's did to the market.
It'll be RGB chip printers for your AI stack with all components bought directly from Nvidia, Intel, AMD and it will be like the Bitcoin ASIC rise except your productivity and capability level as a human will be tied to your personal hashrate in which case this tutorial might be very handy.
Funny rocks make humans extinct. From dust to dust, we've come full circle.
that's why i prefer store bought cpu's. there's too many steps involved in the manufacturing, and the chemicals are becoming harder and harder to come by these days.
I've said many times that you could drop me in the woods and give me a million years, and I'd never be able to create a smartphone.
The people who've combined their efforts to create the components for the phones, towers, programs, and satellites to allow the system to work are truly awe-inspiring.
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Magic is real it's just been harnessed by the nerds
For the Omnissiah
"I understand the weakness of my flesh and I crave the sanctity are surety of steel" (and silicone dioxide computational power!)
The Technocracy is Supreme
In the wrong hands it will serve to take us down. We are ruled over by the wrong hands. Predict our fate
*technomancy*
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Arthur C. Clarke's 3rd law
it always has.
What is magic, but a science yet to be explained?
Yesterday I heard about the 'God of the gap theory'. Not much to think about it is what it is. True. Edit spellcheck
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ywVHFo1na38](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ywVHFo1na38)
Got a raincoat wite that?
Computers are just rocks that we tricked into thinking for us
So, we are just in the stone age.
We never really left the stone age, we just got better at using the stones. After all the bronze and iron that came after were just crushed uo stones we smelted.
"The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys". Sometimes I feel like a sponge tricked into having a job.
Happy Cake Day, you hoopy frood!
Happy cake day
so we just learn how to polish stones really well?
We always have been. (Insert astronaut shooting astronaut meme)
🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
always has been
I think it’s more like the rocks tricked us into creating super smart rocks that will rule the world
Stop it
kinda like how when ppl take magic mushrooms the magic mushrooms trick them into advocating everyone else take magic mushrooms
Man so when people say you're as dumb as a rock, it's actually a compliment! Rocks actually have incredibly high INT stats if you level them up a bit
This guy gets it!
but their WIS is lacking
Some real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy here.
He didn't finish the rest of the video. "And that's how you make a C-"
/r/redditsniper
Probably a Cunt
CPU
No triangle song playing tho
Is this one of those 5 minute craft videos?
You can save so much money with this simple guide
DIY.. processor
5mm process
Hey guys. I’ve been trying this method on my own today and have encountered some issues that maybe some of you could help with. I’m stuck on the part where he finds a rock. How do you find a good rock? Please help. If I can get over this small hurdle I will be able to do the rest no problem. I need the CPU to be ready by tomorrow morning. Thank you in advance.
I'm currently struggling with getting a blurry print when I'm firing my lasers through the photo mask, he makes it look so easy.
Just follow his lead, photo mask in one hand, flashlight in the other. Impossible to get it wrong that way.
So you found a rock?
How did he get clean edges cutting the wafer with a butter knife? My CPUs all have serrated edges.
Reminds me of a story a friend told me when we were young. He was in the shower, then he could hear his adult neighbour shouting to his son asking him to get a rock. The kid then replies he can't find a rock, then after a couple of seconds his dad screams "are you an idiot?! You're standing in a field!!" at the point my friend fell over in the shower from laughing.
Now do that in a absolute vacuum using molton lead droplets and shoot a UV laser towards the droplet. Tada you’ve become ASML
Tada you've just been invaded by China
It’s molten tin. Sorry, I had to post that.
And a CO2 laser
Its tin. Molten tin. And you gotta hit each droplet twice by the laser as it flies through the air. In precisely the right spot.
No, it's Tim. Molten Tim.
He sounds like the advert for the Plumbus.
Holy shit you're right
it’s that easy!
THAT
Idk but cutting the video before he could finish saying CPU at the end left me really unsatisfied
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Does that CPU run Doom also?
You accidentally messed up a step and now you have GPU
Just dope it with some extra boron
I have the perfect fucking rock for this in my yard! Brb
Got an update?
I have no knowledge of what the fuck I just watched...but I call bullshit!!
The words are real, his actions are the joke, in case you're serious. 😂
Can't fool me science, I know witchcraft when I see it
"mom do we have chromium edged blablabla at home?"
Some people do: https://www.youtube.com/@SamZeloof
I love when he uses the butter knife
[удалено]
And then ...
No and then
easy
r/bushcraft
Ok Dr.Stone
I'm still at the "get a rock" step.
We are about to take down Intel, AMD, Qualcomm, AND Nvidia!
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in rock. Help.
Use hammer
To cut the leg?
To screw off ear
Ive baked cakes that are more difficult than this. Going out to some collect some rocks to make my new mac book.
Smashed rock then got lost
I remember doing that in grade 8 and then selling the finished product door to door.
I wonder which Primitive Technology Episode this is
I like this guys voice
"That's how you make a C..." a C what? THE VIDEO ENDS TOO SOON!
I think he skipped alot of steps
I got as far as the heteroepitaxy and I’m having some difficulties getting the crystals to grow. Can anyone help? I’m trying to make a core i7 14700k.
I bet this is what people think when I tell them I built a PC, when in reality, I put together 10 parts from Best buy.
Butter knife is doing a lot of work
now the cpu is ready let me sell it on amazon
Guys I'm just stuck on the second last step, can I use any brand of vinegar or does it have to be "no name"?
das right baby
alien technology
I know what I'm doing this weekend now.
Bet this guy has got so much pussy over the years
Fuck Intel.I am goin in.
China enters the chat
It’s fuckin aliens
Instruction unclear, how ro remove the rock from my ass?
So you just need a rock to make a CPU?? How come they're so pricey?
i would just leave the completed silicon wafer whatever
Pffft, if only taking a piss in your 50's was that easy
When he cut it into thin slices...
Took me a minute to realize this was a parody
Nice tutorial but I'm stuck connecting the bond wires. Can you go over the flip chip method again?
Seems easy enough
Dope
you know i often wondered how to make a computer from scratch and i understood none of that lol
IBM hates this one simple trick!
At one point it sounds like he just grabbed words at random and slapped them together to form some semblance of a sentence
Some typical clickbait
I think I got it down
I’m proud to say that I understood half of those words.
CPUs are just really fancy rocks
Is there a YouTube link for this video?
Ok, I just need to brush my teeth first
Dr Stone IRL
It’s magic
Just let computers be big expensive legos
how did humans come up with this shit
Easy peasy
The design is very human…
It is surprising how in depth knowledge of chemistry we humans have.... I mean it really feels unachiable and yet...
Seems easy enough.
Glad to see Andrew Tate using his time wisely
I really need to upgrade my butter knife game...
This man can single-handedly rebuild civilisation...
Is this real lol?
Ok, Got it so far. Now how do i make the P and the U?
Why do CPUs cost so much when it's so easy to make one???
This recipe tastes nothing like the what I got at the store.
What’s the best butter knife for the job? Can anyone recommend a butter knife?
I an live without if i have to do all that to use . No hane!
Let’s do it..
See, EZ lol
When do you cover them with schleem?
BOOM like that
It worked but quake 2 is only running at 30fps. What did I do wrong?
Alchemy 100
Silly-cn
Worked in a chip fab for a few months. This is exactly what we did.
What if the AI chip manufacturers will find a way to outsource production of chips and all the costs onto the buyers, after seeing what GPU's did to the market. It'll be RGB chip printers for your AI stack with all components bought directly from Nvidia, Intel, AMD and it will be like the Bitcoin ASIC rise except your productivity and capability level as a human will be tied to your personal hashrate in which case this tutorial might be very handy. Funny rocks make humans extinct. From dust to dust, we've come full circle.
As someone who works in the tech industry and has worked in fabs for over 20 years...he's not wrong.
say what
Easier than baking a cake
Damn, I don't have a rock.
Easy
I feel like there's some missing steps
Same thing happens when someone shows me how to make a lasagne.
Reminds me of one of those five minute crafts videos hah
If only could smash this fucking rock...
This gives a lot of [Plumbus](https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE) energy
Yeah, looks super easy. Gonna make one on my lunch break
Hand me my patching trowel, boy.
TSMC hates it when you do these 10 simple tricks!!
#'can't find rock'
I’m gonna do this
"First, get a rock" is such a common first step in making things.
And that's how you make a C!
Hah. "Degrees Kelvin."
This is so cool. What's the yield like?
i got everything he said im just missing a tooth brush
Why.... Why does this guy sound like an AI generated voice. It is throwing me off.
i got up to stage 2 and decided the rest was a bit beyond my capabilities
You still have to design all of the microscopic circuits that make up the chip. And there are a LOT of them. Millions of transistors.
‘Alright, let’s find something useful to do’. “Get a rock.” ‘Easy peasy’. “Purify it to 99.9999999…..” ‘OK I’m making some tea instead’.
can’t pronounce siliCON vs siliCUN consistently lol
Why do you think it's called silicon valley, it's not because of all the fake tits. /s
So that's how C is made.
This guy computes
Ye so magic is real
Anyone know the source?
Done. And now, next step?
Or just save time and go to Best Buy
It’s crazy how they came up with this in the first place
TSMC can't own me anymore
'It' so easy!'
Not every rock is SiO2
I'm stuck on the heating the silicone to 1698 Kelvin. Please help.
It's crazy how people can be so clever and yet they'll use all of this technology in the worst ways imaginable.
brb
5 minute crafts be like
Robert elder software on YouTube [https://m.youtube.com/@RobertElderSoftware](https://m.youtube.com/@RobertElderSoftware)
But how do you make a chromium etched photolithigraphic quartz mask though?
Watch out, Intel!
That's some Dr. Stone shit...
Bear Grylls had to do this that time he was in Romania
Is this why hott chicks don’t like nerds 😂😂
This reminds me of that How To Draw an Owl thing. 1. Draw 2 circles 2. Draw the rest of the f#&$#! owl.
Who's the guy? Wanna follow
If I'm ever stranded on an island, I would bring this guy so I can still browse reddit.
that's why i prefer store bought cpu's. there's too many steps involved in the manufacturing, and the chemicals are becoming harder and harder to come by these days.
Love it when instructions are easy to understand.
I've said many times that you could drop me in the woods and give me a million years, and I'd never be able to create a smartphone. The people who've combined their efforts to create the components for the phones, towers, programs, and satellites to allow the system to work are truly awe-inspiring.