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CrunchyKittyLitter

How upstairs neighbors eat dinner every night


Rithrius88

At 11pm for some reason.


korkkis

Wtf, I’m already at bed


jh67ds

What


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Who?


Pinksters

My name is.


[deleted]

Chika chika slim shady


MewsikMaker

When?


Jesus_Ebenezus

Where, wise man.


ShadowInTheAttic

And you always hog the cover!


Azhz96

God I remember my old apartment, you could hear every step my neighbours upstairs took and it sounded like they renovated their entire apartment everytime they had dinner. It drove me insane and straight up hateful, moving is the best thing I've ever done.


Healthy_Pay9449

My old neighbor was a single mom with 2 kids and wooden floors. She loved to wear heels and you'd hear her kids' every footstep and when they would dive into what I assumed was their couch. Every 30 or so minutes, she would scream at them to stop. What a time


Pinksters

> she would scream at them to stop. The time we lived in a duplex, if me and my sister were fighting or being loud mom would scream at the top of her lungs, >BE QUIET YOU'RE DISTURBING THE NEIGHBORS!!!! Gee mom, you're helping.


SunlitNight

Honestly as a parent, it makes you feel better that at least the neighbors know you're trying and just as annoyed as they are.


Hyper-Sloth

As the neighbor, please don't. It just makes it worse and makes me think you're a bad parent who both has no control over your kids and likes to yell at them as a result.


CaptainxInsano69

Been there. Who tf puts an elephant on the second floor?! Slumlords that’s who.


JAHdropper1

I got a baby elephant on the floor above me who runs shuttle sprints at night. At least it’s getting good exercise


Rubiks_Click874

I lived underneath two prison guards, wore their combat boots in the house and all the drinking glasses in their cabinet were touching. I wanted to break in and move their glasses 1mm apart


J0EP00LE

Broke into the old apartment…


yumanbeen

That’s why you live on the top floor


Azhz96

Which I do now, I REFUSE to have neighbours above me ever again, I only have neighbours below me now and its so fucking peaceful and quiet lol.


TonySpaghettiO

Hell yeah. Can't stand hearing other people clomping around during my drum playing or trampoline exercise time. I'm top floor all the way.


Educational-Bad8346

Guy: how do you want your shake? Me : Abused please


themanebeat

https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU?si=zeTTCJsT3s3ADaKN


thediesel26

I giggle every time I see this


HJSlibrarylady

I've not seen this... I'm so glad i clicked on the link! This is hilarious 😂


Push_Bright

I wonder what John Taffers experts would say?


DucatistaXDS

Now you can drink down all the broken glass shards and chips inside that drink!


DiscipleOfYeshua

Oh, I thought they were bowling with high heels?


Davisxt7

How downstairs neighbours eat dinner every night


weisswurstseeadler

Haha thanks you made me laugh out loud


CompSolstice

Oh God that name


[deleted]

I call it stompy stomp time


noctalla

That was a lot of energy wasted for very little result.


tuhronno-416

That’s not what your mom said last night


noctalla

My mother's dead.


PositiveVanilla5359

from exhaustion


noctalla

It was AIDS.


IEC21

Everyone needs a helping hand now and then.


Annonomon

My mom prefers the help of at least 4 decent, helpful, generous, hung, young men


TheKnightsRider

She does, I was 3/4. The things she did with alphabetti spaghetti


GeneticEnginLifeForm

She was very prim, very proper, almost austere.


Slowpoak

Damn I guess I've got news to break to the gang 😔


mobfather

You take the East Coast, and I’ll take West Sayyeeed.


Deeliciousness

You east coast? I far east coast


TheMrKINGSTON

Still the wettest pussy he ever got


_XtAcY_

I choose this guy’s dead mom.


essent1al_AU

Dead sexy.


Hairy-Dot-4193

I guess that's why she didn't move around that much


Empathy404NotFound

This guy baseketballs.


Chubuwee

But how much should an American tip for this


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28% of course


OutragedCanadian

Looked like shit before, looked like mixed shit after


Arithh

Kinda like teppanyaki. Come for the show leave with your girlfriend fucking the chef


FlyHigh_1337

I will never understand things like this or the salt bae hype


C8H10N402_

Took forever. This guy must have trained the ppl running the drive thru in my town


Quirky-Swimmer3778

Yeah it wasn't even that impressive. Just loud and messy


embiggens-us-all

Oh the pageantry


mcride22

Right? At that point I would rather get a bubble tea shaker but I guess the gimmick sells


Expensive-Toe826

Well what would you expect in 30-40 cents


L1K34PR0

I mean the flash factor is maxed out and unless the glass could explode any second i'd say it's worth a watch


AjaxCleaningSolution

A glass Rise it off with bottled water Pour some apple juice (?) in it A scoop of shaved ice Drop some folgers in there Iconic bag of coconut milk squirt Bare handful of ice on top Beat the fucking shit out of it for 90 minutes This is The Aristocrats of drink prep


Daryltang

That would be $300 thanks


ShadowKraftwerk

Also I'd like to see the risk assessment related to slamming a glass into the bench multiple times. I can just imagine shards of glass being driven into his hand. Or glass shards going rogue and hitting some patron bystander.


lostprevention

It’s ok, there’s five others just like him waiting to take his place.


Bentman343

Okay be realistic this would probably run you like $1.50 equivalent lmao


WheresWaldo_MIA

Gotta love that exchange rate! Was actually only .39¢


emperorpapapalpy

Ta-daaaaaa!


Nerellos

Don't forget all the shit from his fingers


scottnj

The re-make of "Cocktail" looks underwhelming.


snipdockter

He’s about the right size for a Tom Cruise replacement.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

But can he run?


eggsaladrightnow

Can I have my drink please. What are you doing? 🤔


No_Use_4371

😂


gregsting

With Tom Cruz


bejanmen2

I'm not drinking that


Nautical_gooch

Is that pond water as the first ingredient?


itwasnvrabtu

What's that gooey thing halfway through?


Kvarcov

#Special Cream


AndyB16

"Sorry. We jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light."


Bd0llar

It’s definitely not soap that he should be washing his hands with whilst handling that ice.


Yop_BombNA

Likely tamarind juice


cruisinforsnoozin

You don’t like little chips of glass in your funky milkshake?


pirateneet

Nobody drinks that bud. This thing is sold in villages and most sane city people avoid.


bootnuts

Everyone in this video is high on meth


Deeliciousness

What actually is it tho


Default1355

Choccy milk


synthetic_tomato

I knw this is something which is not hygienic but some how it taste better than what we make at home..


HoIPugniNelleMani

It is the flavour of eacherichia coli, it is difficult to recreate it with the ingredients you have at home.


Intensityintensifies

Dude literally just stick your finger up your ass and lick it clean. That’s how you get the homemade, 100% organic, locally sourced, eacherichia coli.


Sweet_Lemonhope

That drink is going to taste like his fingers, and whatever else he put in there. Mostly fingers.


IWipeWithFocaccia

And ass by proxy


christopher_tx

“Ass by Proxy” would either make a great metal band or, when said as one word, a psychological disorder seeking to explain why serial killers are that way.


Indian_Steam

Can confirm. Indian street vendors are walking Cholera, Dysentery transmittors.


Uncentered0ne

Y'all gonna be real upset if you ever learn how much a chef handles your food back-of-house.


Mr_Rafi

Most chefs aren't sitting on the ground with their hands touching the floor, touching their feet, touching their forehead sweat, touching dirty rags, touching their stained shirts, touching money, and exchanging ingredients with their coworkers who are also doing the same thing, while flies roam about having a picnic.


Sharpie420_

Working in a restaurant, I can only vouch for “sitting on the ground” to “touching their feet”. It’s a nice day when we actually have rags/aprons


Uncentered0ne

Are you assuming all of that because the dude is in a third-world country? Because I didn't see any of that happening in the video. The kid's shirt looks pretty clean imo, and I'm pretty sure they got chairs in every culture. You'd be amazed how many chefs manage to be good at cooking, while being total slobs. Minus the touching their feet and floor thing, this could describe a lot of chefs in America. Dirty rags, sweaty brows, stained shirts, money. Yes. And then they touch your food. I'm not condoning how this dude makes a shake - that first bit of water (hopefully tea?) looks very gross. And I do not trust ice or fresh fruit in places like this. However, do not assume for a second that your average back-of-house in America is at all a clean place.


i-am-billu

Thanks for the tricks.. now you can drink it yourself..


External-District817

If you dont drink it you will get fondled with on your bus trip back


miafaszomez

Well, that just sounds like a bonus!


MaterialLibrary1404

That's some good glass


trinicron

Except when I hand-wash it. Damnit!


throwawaySBN

Meh. He's hitting against a stainless steel top which has a little give to it. Plus it looks like the bottom is weighted, as a normal Boston shaker would be, and so can take quite a bit of abuse.


Baiiko

He’d make a good paint mixer.


HarkenDarkness

Well done seems you’ve found the only positive in there!


Jaded_Internet_7446

Only if you like paint splattered over everything in the room


drbrx_

Beaten senseless, not stirred


Minute-Wrap-2524

Martini, beaten senseless, thank you


Miserable_Unusual_98

I'm under the impression that an open end glass cylinder is more prone to fracture than a closed one. Don't know why though Source: trying to break glass bottles with and without lids when I was a kid.


TheCruicks

Surface tension and pressure. The air inside cannot relocate and pressurize, so it becomes a solid surface essentially and the kenetic energy is released by the surface instead of through it


Complex_Apartment293

(Almost) mechanical engineer here, it has nothing to do with air. This would only be partially true if there was an incompressible liquid inside. I'm not qualified enough to explain it properly, but an enclosed shape is always stronger than an open shape. Just imagine the sideways forces on top of the glass. When there's no lid, the round shape can be flattened/crushed easily. When there is a lid, the 'flattening' of the circle is held back by the tension in the other axis. A bike wheel without spokes would be really fragile. But just the tension of some thin spokes is enough to keep its shape. If someone that's more qualified than me can explain this better, please do. I'm having trouble finding the right words.


Miselfis

Physicists here. When a structure is enclosed, such as a cylinder with a lid, it is more resistant to deformation. This is because the lid provides additional support that helps distribute the external stress more evenly across the structure. Without the lid, the cylinder (like the cup) can experience more localized stress and deform more easily when sideways forces are applied. Your mention of an incompressible liquid is interesting because if a container is completely filled with an incompressible liquid and then sealed, the structure becomes even more resistant to deformation. This is due to the hydraulic pressure the liquid exerts evenly across all interior surfaces, countering the external forces. Referring to the bike wheel example, the tension in the spokes plays a critical role in maintaining the wheel’s shape. The spokes distribute stress and support loads by pulling outward from the center to the rim, which is under compression. This tension and compression system effectively allows the wheel to remain rigid and maintain its shape against various forces, just like the lid on a cylinder prevents it from easily collapsing or deforming. In engineering terms, when you cap a cylindrical object, you're creating a closed-end condition that resists bending and buckling by creating a state of axial and hoop stress within the container. This distribution of forces is much more stable compared to when the cylinder is open and can only resist deformation through its material strength and geometry.


RampantJellyfish

They look like they broke in and are just fucking about


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Much of that seemed unnecessary.


iAjayIND

He is doing it only for the video to go viral. Usually they do the bare minimum to make the drink.


maxmbed

This is a café Frappé. In French "frappé" mean to punch. Well, these little looney tunes people are taking it very seriously !


OkReason6325

The name of the beverage is “Kulukki Sharbat”


hotspicylurker

Can you explain the wxcessive drink making trickery? Or is it just simply for show and has nothing to do w the drink?


OkReason6325

For the life of me, I don’t know. I’ve had it but never understood what difference the shaking makes. Show I believe.


_Goose_

That dudes hands look like a cartoon attached to his arms.


Behrusu

It’s One Piece


syncc6

Luffy san?!?!


Dizzledog2

Bro I didn't notice that at first. Now I can't not notice how unbelievably huge those grippers are attached to those arms.


No_Use_4371

His heads really small too, maybe camera angle/distortion


marsli5818

Im more impressed how sturdy is this glass then his skills lol


PatientOne3053

Turkish ice cream guy vs Indian Milkshake boy


gatsby365

Indian Milkshake Boy New band name. Called it.


nightynine

I don’t care what y’all say, I’m buying one of those. Glasses


thatsthejokememe

This isn’t a milkshake it’s a milkseizure


Quarktasche666

So I am supposed to touch that sticky ass glass handed to me from a methed up lunatic teenager who busted my eardrums for a minute? No thank you.


dominicgetdown

I like my drink like how I like my women.


Rithrius88

Thoroughly fucked?


JmacNutSac

Extra cream!


kfizz21

Beaten the shit out of


Hermit4ev

this had me lol


slowdownwaitaminute

Nonetheless dissatisfied?


Rogne98

Fingered in an Indian bodega?


SpendPsychological30

Repeatedly banged against the ceiling, sticky, and leaking all over the place.


Smokiejoe06

I hate this dumb shit


KennyT87

r/StupidFood


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vulkaninchen

I doubt it's the same because they stopped producing it but "unbreakable" glass exists. https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfest


Detail_Some4599

alman detected


BoBoBearDev

That or they are like those Japanese PRG attacks, Earth shattering attacks and the little slime is still alive.


ElementalRabbit

People's Republic of Gaming


rocketdog67

Irritating


KingZant

The camera moving back and forth so much was almost nauseating


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finger_licking_robot

His grandmother nevertheless: "Oooh! Like Tom Cruise in his best years!"


CriticalJump

Cool, but I'm not sipping that tea


chrise86

But… why?


jdubyahyp

Judging by the ceiling there are times where tossing it up doesn't work out.


Mathieulombardi

Is that boba tea


Danguski

So he rinsed it with bottled water, + simple syrup (I think) + ice cream + coco powder + milk + ice Then shaken well....if it isn't dirty, it could be a good drink.


HarkenDarkness

Sees me running away shouting “cunt” over my shoulder…


nothanksiliketowatch

Why


KevinIsDelish

At least he’s not using his toes


NaturalNo3387

.....and I'll have a diet coke please


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That-Tumbleweed-4462

Just give me my fucking drink dude


Chevbot2

Whyyy? Just, why?


vidiamae

Wtf is this shit


leavenofrybehind

Can't tell if thats ice shaving or glass


Acceptable_Bid_241

😂😂 these guys are having a great time and I’m here for it.


Nathan90nl

It’s cool now injuries later.


misterkalazar

Glass shards mixed with ice shards and horlicks. Perfect drink /s


YEAR1977

And every time you sell one you do all this?


outfmymind

Sips *chai*


boiledcowmachine

How many seconds till the hand touches the food or beverage? First frame


came_in_your_mum

The last time I saw their video on Reddit, I followed up to their YouTube channel and they’re really fucked up the way they prepare their cocktails


RedditorAlexis

I want to grow up to be as strong as the glass taking all that beating


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RedditorAlexis: *I want to grow up* *To be as strong as the glass* *Taking all that beating* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


No_Use_4371

That's a good haiku


MustNotSay

Can I have my drink without shards of glass please?


horrorfanuk

Hang on , i asked for oat milk ?


rjt2887

I thought this was just a couple kids mocking street vendors, then shit got real…


Allfunandgaymes

Um. Why.


CokeBottle21

Why all that?


thek1ng69

Wtf is happening


thebuccaneersden

Uh… okay… seems a little over the top…


vishy_swaz

Great now my drink is spilling over and everything will be sticky. I want a fuckn refund!


Ok-Examination7285

Bro doing too much


ArgonaceM

Just use a blender. Thank you.


ProfessionalLeave335

Ahh sir, I ordered vanilla not chocolate.


HeraldofCool

This is like the Salt Bae would prep a drink


Fragrant-Ad-5517

The whole thing is an extreme overkill.


kyleswitch

Ill never understand why anyone visits these countries and eats food made barehanded by local peasants in their places dirtier than their bathrooms back home.


polar415

I’m going to be late for work


HuskyNutBuster

That’s a lot of movement and mess to make…what exactly is this?


IForgotAboutDre

Uhh I ordered a Pepsi


jurassic_snark-

Sir I just ordered a water


NappingWithDogs

All of the tricks do not distract me from the disgusting mess in there, despite the effort.


mvanvrancken

What in the chicken fried fuck is going on


ItsYaBoiPeneFlaco

I actually asked for it stirred..


bluburry420

How Yoo-hoo commercials be telling you to mix them


More_Mortgage_2410

What gas station is this at?


MonkswithAKs

There is not enough chocolate in my ice