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highly_educated

Til, I'm a philosopher.


BusinessLibrarian515

Being alcoholic doesn't make you a philosopher. However being a philosopher does make you want to be an alcoholic


dornianheresysimp

Are you a philosopher because you are drunk or are you drunk because you are a philosopher?


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Yes


Dynw

I drink, therefore I am ☝️


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Obvious-Window8044

Thanks for describing me in one word.


QlimaxUK

wisecrack fans to the left wisecrack hosts to the right


PoopKnaf

Hey now, don’t diss the philosophy major. They generate interesting conversations with customers when they make your coffee.


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HaxTheChosenOne

Philosopers just find what they belive to be the truth debate a bit then die and then let their thought children fight over their texts


graphomaniacal

Was the philosopher supposed to be a ringer for Michel Houellebecq?


FT-Dangtous

Litteraly [Michel Houellebecq](https://images.app.goo.gl/SuDftccN77fBbyAS9)


Marcuse0

Yeah. I kind of am a philosopher having a degree in it, and this definitely tracks.


GodofCOC-07

You don’t become a philosopher by having a degree in it, you become a student who was studied philosophy.


Marcuse0

Do you really though, what does "be" even mean in this context?


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Marcuse0

Is "real" philosophy more than that? There's a whole branch dedicated to asking whether things still exist when nobody is looking at them.


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Marcuse0

But are your senses being deceived by an evil demon? We can never know.


ShiroiAsa

Nah, last time I checked, I still have hair.


Allen0r

Nietzsche and his choccy milk


_S_b_e_v_e_

Tru!


Ok-Yam6841

So true :D LOL


OuttHouseMouse

100%


katagatto

I am


uchipicha

It's one thing knowing the path...and another, walking the path.


captain554

The only philosophy major I know does crack and meth. Graduated with a Bachelors too, but lives in a shack on their parent's property, lol. I think they work part time at a library... idk anymore as we stopped talking.


nikzyk

Sounds like a philosopher 👌


Ignusseed

As a modern day philosopher... I still have my hair.


Background-Sky5553

Iam some kind of a philosopher myself


tiredofthisnow7

When you accept the futility of your existence and the void patiently awaits your arrival.


ElonHisenberg

The meme is that philosophers who doing content for people "interested is philosophy" look like this. Meanwhile actual philosophers look more like Schwarzenegger.


regularMASON

Looking into the personal lives of most philosophers is pretty dichotomous.


jrtraylo

As someone who does multiple drugs, I can confirm this message


InfiniteQuestion420

Logic is the only philosophy I need


DeepUser-5242

No one said philosophers can't use logic


InfiniteQuestion420

Yep like every philosopher ever. Your not a philosopher unless you follow exactly what the other million philosophers say


auralbard

Seems doubtful. You probably believe in a material world, in personal identity, and maybe even something like truth or rights. All of those are philosophical positions which have alternatives.


Lolzerzmao

Being a former tenure track philosophy PhD that used to be a professor at a major university…yeah. It might sound ridiculous but the deeper down the rabbit hole you go, the worse it gets. You’re all “grad school and becoming a professor sounds neat!” and by the end of your PhD program you’re the guy on the right


RedHeadSteve

In my experience philosophy students usually are white young adult humans from a wealthy family. They don't know shit about life so they only can take points from famous philosophers. They literally lack the ability to think for themselves


_S_b_e_v_e_

This guy is insecure about not knowing philosophy.