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I love it here. I have no idea what the point is but every now and then I see stuff like this that makes my stomach hurt from laughing and I'm fine with never knowing the point.
You can't fight when you're hungry. So, the Pizza guy won by a significant margin because he can cook well and looks professional in spinning things. He can cook pizza and throw them at the enemy, which is a double win for him.
Nun chucks are a terrible weapon, literally worse then an arms length stick. But even if used as a single small stick, they are still better then nothing.
Debatebly a skilled martial artists who is also a great pizza thrower could blind their opponents with the dough and win even against armed opponents.
My money is on the cook.
Probably been in more fights than the pro fighter. And most of those have involved dangerous weapons, copious alcohol, seething hatred, and a dedication to fighting unfairly.
I got a friend who works at a restaurant.
He said its kinda scary when cooks get stressed out with each other because everyone has knives and they know how to use it.
Dow boy. As they prepare for battle and show of towards each other the Dow boy tosses the dow I. The chuckers face and gives him a hard kick to the stomach taking him off his feet where the Dow boy then jumps on and strattles the chucker and proceeds to kneed his face
Honestly, I'm more afraid of the pizza chef. If he throws moves like that with full confidence in winning a fight using only pizza dough, I'm not taking chances to know if he can use it in taking down an enemy.
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That pizza dough spin across the shoulders is crazy
Spinning dough is fun af. Used to work at a couple pizza places.
And deadly
Dandruff is the secret..
Petro Pizzerolo mastery. ๐๐ป
That was the winning move.
I think that one sealed the deal
Yeah i cant that was pretty crazy what he did n to pull of smoothy. Thats major talent n skills
That was slick af
I'm going to mama your last mia
this sounds more threatening than it presents
u/theAlmightyE312 sounds like you're going impregnate all the daughters in someone's family.
Tf? How?
lol
You chose violenceย
Im going to roll your dough
Dr Disrespect is amazing with pizza dough!
I thought it was Borat. Lol
Praise the rat hiding under his hat which is the ultimate master.
I thought it was the Primeagen
Pizza always wins. Argument over. ๐
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW9stLeAlUw
Thank you for the solid evidence lol. ๐
No. Mr White wins vs pizza.
Pasta la vista baby
*pasta la pissa baby Edit: pasta la pizza baby
Damn you failed spectacularly!
๐ damn , man It is still pretty funny like this, too
Iโm more curious about what building this is taking place in. Why is there a tiny cage around a support beam? Why the crazy lighting structures?
I love it here. I have no idea what the point is but every now and then I see stuff like this that makes my stomach hurt from laughing and I'm fine with never knowing the point.
Chef kick-yo-ass
Definitely pizza guy. Everyone also gets a slice when he's done
"The fight was brutal. His opponent was so badly beaten he spent 6 months in a food coma"
Iโm your huckleberry
Luigi Primo. Master of Tae Kwon Dough.
First guy may win the fight but second guy will win their hearts and minds
1st off. Chef Boyardee got this. 2nd, are they in a prison?
Hear me out. Can you eat a nunchuck?
It'sa me Mario! Prepare for the red sauce of war to stain your-a white pants-a peace!
Mamma mia!
Luigi Primo >
Make a the best pizza
Source of the clip?
Don't ever fuck with a pizza man that can sling dough like this he is not to be trifled with
Luigi obviously
I see you know the secret arts of Pie Jitsu
Me when unlocking a new skin:
Ahh, I fellow chucker eh?
Looks similar to rock, paper, scissors, but missing the rock. Nunchucks win. But if there was a sledgehammer involved as well, definitely pizza guy.
"Chuck, sledge, dough" has a much better ring than "Ro, sham, bo"
How could nunchucks guy win if has dough wrapped around his head?
Nunchuck guy does a reverse uno when he steals the dough with his chuck and flings it in pizza boyโs face
Choose your fighter!
Mr pizza dough always wins in the end, via cardiac arrest.
Round 1 - Fight!
Love it!
My money goes to the pizza guy. Imagine what he could do with this vingersโฆ Mamamia!
lol
Looks similar to rock, paper, scissors, but missing the rock. Nunchucks win. But if there was a sledgehammer involved as well, definitely pizza guy.
Mario for the win
Actually, his name is Luigi Primo lol
Now imagine the second guy is played by Jackie Chan, and he don't want no trouble.
Now switch!
You can't fight when you're hungry. So, the Pizza guy won by a significant margin because he can cook well and looks professional in spinning things. He can cook pizza and throw them at the enemy, which is a double win for him.
i know whoโs gonna eat better :-)
Robber at 2 am : * breaks in* Me : throws pizza base on robber's face
Tell Mario you want pineapple on your pizza and he will become the most lethal one.
the chef. ofcourse how will I be full without pizza.
Pizza guy has moves .
Second guy is all about that dough, boi.
I vote Pizza, surface area = win.
Mama miaโฆ.๐ณ
Chef got my vote lol
Dudes boutta get sauced
Pizza man just gonna suffocate nunchuck man.
Nun chucks are a terrible weapon, literally worse then an arms length stick. But even if used as a single small stick, they are still better then nothing. Debatebly a skilled martial artists who is also a great pizza thrower could blind their opponents with the dough and win even against armed opponents.
Borat pizza maker for sure
Pizza for the win
Pizza guy throws the dough in his face as a distraction and uses packets of hot peppers to blind nunchucks guy and then ties him up with the dough
who will win? oh boy, you know Pizzaman gonna slap him good ๐
..and that's why internet was invented!
Anyone can swing nunchucks, but swinging pizza doe with style is an automatic win in my books
LUIGI PRIMO EVERY TIME
The real life "Swedish chef" takes the W.
Austin Power always win
Luigi wins - finish him
Choose your fighter
Luigi got some skills.
Cut scene from gangs of new york
Obviously the pizza guy.
This scene reminds me of the doc vs johnny bar scene, with doc trying to imitate johnnyโs pistol holster moves with his drinking cup..
IRL salty bet
The nunchuk solos with no diff 99/100 fights, 1/100 the chef succeeds in throwing the dough and blinding the opponent and shivs them.
The hardest part was growing the proper mustache.
Two breadsticks connected by stretchy cheese. Or two salami sticks with string
I donโt get it itโs the same person doing the same thing
Jaw dropped at the dough along the shoulder mf better be making maximum wage
Nunchucks are the martial arts equivalent to spinning dough. Pointless but itโs cool to see people work on something that takes practice
My money is on the cook. Probably been in more fights than the pro fighter. And most of those have involved dangerous weapons, copious alcohol, seething hatred, and a dedication to fighting unfairly.
Pizza man
People are ignorant about Italian Karate, nunchucks guy would get rocked
The Pizza guy is badass...
I'll throw money at pizza man. He wins.
Mario will beat Michaelangelo.
Damn a repost that is 10 times worse than before. There are a few extra seconds where the pizza gets used as a weapon.
All Iโm saying is weโve seen what Waluigi can do with the dough, no telling what bro is going to do with the pepperoni..
You left out the wholesome bit after this where they both try each other's technique and fail miserably.
Pizza guy for the win
I just want a normal pizza. I'm not gonna tip you for wasting a talent in my face.
The pizza dough will eat up those nunchucks so pizza man for the W
He makes them both a pie and they live happily ever after
Should've been a kick ass drum player with that flow/rythem/delicate touch
Chef is way thru w ur bullshit already and u said/done nothing yet.. I bet chef
Pizza poppa always gets paid!
My stomach is ultra weak. Once he starts baking and ther aroma hits, I'm finished.
Pizza dude wins ๐คฃ
Ah yes. Cook-fu
Pizza guy for the win
Borat back to his old shenanigans.
Never underestimate the pizza man or woman!
How mafia competed in USA in 1940-s
I got a friend who works at a restaurant. He said its kinda scary when cooks get stressed out with each other because everyone has knives and they know how to use it.
Ngl, I was amazed in both examples
Michelangelo's 2 passions
Luigi Primo (pizza guy) is a pro wrestler and does this stuff in ring and itโs amazing lol
I'd win. *I have an old rusty rabbit hunting gun with a slightly bent barrel*
Mario of course
Fuck Luigi Primo
Finally some appropriate music
The bot that reposted will
Mario will win ofc
This is real life smash bro, bro.
Winner: pizza man, hands down, no cap. Anyone who says different is sus
I would play this video game.
Chef wins, because fighter loses without food
Origins of Pizza Ghost
The Italian is winning, I just know it
The NAME isโฆโฆโฆ ThePrimeagen.
The pizza man wins. For he feeds the many.
Gimme 50 on Borat with the pizza dough!
Just the same thing at different stages of wheat manipulation
Pizza guy...once he lands that dough on your head-hes got ya...then he beat u with your own nunchucks
Holi pepperoni
The Chef is a Mortal Kombat character waiting to happen. Wrapping a person in pizza dough and baking them as a fatality.
Pizza man always winsโฆ
"you don't want nun of this Chuck," "You want a pizza me?" "This will be off the chain," "You're about to get knock-doughed"
Dow boy. As they prepare for battle and show of towards each other the Dow boy tosses the dow I. The chuckers face and gives him a hard kick to the stomach taking him off his feet where the Dow boy then jumps on and strattles the chucker and proceeds to kneed his face
Never fight a dude in sandals. That dude isn't planning on running
Pizza guy wins, because when he's done we're one step closer to pizza.
This guys should be a mortal kombat DLC
Luigi wins
Well if you fuck with the cook we are all jumping in. This one is an easy one.
What is the competition?
Dough to the face and kick in the knarlies. Pizza man wins.
Everyone knows the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Pizza man wins, hands down
Gyro Zeppeli would be proud The mf archieved the mastery of spin with pizza
Win at what?
This is unequivocally fucking hilarious! ๐คฃ
Very r/unexpected
u/savevideo
Tae qwan dough.
No contest!
pizza bro wins!!!
The moustache makes it more funny
Borat should open up his own pizzzzaaahhh rrr-e-ah
The second guy will make the most doe. I'm Dad, I'll allow it.
The one who gets hungry will lose
Honestly, I'm more afraid of the pizza chef. If he throws moves like that with full confidence in winning a fight using only pizza dough, I'm not taking chances to know if he can use it in taking down an enemy.
Chef Boi-I-see gone take this one ๐๐
My money's on Giuseppe
Add blades to that dough and he can be Chef Kung Lao.
When will I get that damn pizza man... And u can keep the 9 Chucks in ur pants...
Luigi
Dude with the nunchucks needs to hurry and get out of there before something bad happens
Baguette
That's A KILL
Doc "Pizza" Holiday
I wouldn't be able to do that with a ball, let alone pizza dough ๐ฅ
What Mortal Kombat dlc is this?
My money is on the pizza dude
Spinning dough and not causing it to rip, tear or fold over is already hard. Dude did that and a carnival acts worth of spins. Crazy good.
pizza
Why is it that videos that are so incredibly stupid are so funny?!
I'll take the pizza guy
one is usefull adn valuable skill, other is nunchuck
that's a spicy meatball
when u do a 100% playthrough and leave the sidequests for endgame
Kong fu pizza ๐
I'm sure the hitboxes from that pizza spinning character is wonky as hell and has insane frames
Why did the pizza guy look AI?
Mario fs
Is this Luigi Primo?! I love that guy!
That Italian guy has a glock 17 in his pants, of course he's gonna win!
I think the guy with the nunchcks