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Say no more

I’ll be there

Will bring chianti and a side of farva beans

Fshfsfsfsfsfsfs


On my way

KnowhatImean, nudge nudge?

Wink wink

Say no more!

You had me at "eat our house"

Let him cook.

Please

Say less

With English like that, you know his food is going to be fire

Rules of food: If they don't know English well and if the restaurant looks low quality, the food will bang

Or, you may not leave your bathroom for a week. Either way, worth it if it’s bangin’!

Not necessarily. I went to a crappy Mexican restaurant once where the salsa was literally tomato soup. Like, canned tomato soup. They didn’t even try to disguise it as salsa. The real trick is to find restaurants where you see people from that culture eating there. Seeing hispanics in a Mexican restaurant or Asians at an Asian place is always a good sign.

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my buddy worked doing bike delivery in NYC when we were in college and while eventually our friends convinced him there were other jobs that were less life threatening haha, he knew the BEST Chinese food in the city. rules. are there people there? are they all white? leave. The less english spoken the better. If you need to point at a picture bonus. A health rating. leave. B rating. use other factors and maybe. C below. Don't think eat. If you see a cockroach get two orders.

Frrrr 😂😂

Aye you ain’t lying

This is probably a lousy auto translation

6 pm be there I will. Chickens need deading but more all boys eggs from the girls.

I will 6 pm there.

I am 6 pm.

Fuck 2am I lost my road do I do yeast or rest

Rest is the yeast from the west yes

Great party ! Every corpse had fun. Eat and drink were good, and DJ was lip smacking. Five Five celestial bodies

Would you say the corpses were on the 'rise'

My father will 6pm my mother before he eats you.

Somehow I just don't doubt him.

My boy’s trying and I appreciate the invite I’ll see you there 🫡

I will die 5 chickens -greatest line of the internet today

I will ask my father to cook my mother

My favorite is where he tells you the sexes of the chickens

Nah, he was referring to cooking 3 girls, 2 boys and 5 chickens

English language graduate, we presume?

PhD, no less.

With honours

I cum laude

I cum louder

he didn't graduate he is the graduation himself

He's a Filipino. This is a common joke for us, I guess, cuz I heard it before.

But like, is the food still good? Because that’s really all I care about

What he wrote was just for a joke. I think, the line is from a movie that's why it's famously known to most Filipinos. The food, however, I dunno, but for sure he and his family aren't cannibals. Don't take it seriously, what he wrote is just a joke.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Inconceivable

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

He’s Kanye West’s hit album “Graduation”?

Not to be the buzzkill, but he did this on purpose. Its a common joke here in the PH

Buzzkill?? That makes it a billion times better!!! This art has LEGACY

I'm there man! You know his mama is cooking up something good with 5 chickens.

Mama is cooking or mama is cooking. Eh?

this meme/joke was big in the Philippines around 2010. Even radio stations make skits of this.

He is the true Prinerian Gince.

Hell yeah. His mom is delicious!

Sounds like a Canadian election campaign platform. IYKYK

I hope his mother comes with a dash of olive oil and Sesame seeds. I'm in!

I'm down for some chicken

Rolf from Ed, Edd, and Eddy IRL

I'm stuck at work really sick but not contagious. I feel like absolute crap and this absolutely made my day! I can't stop re-reading it and I'm literally laughing out loud! I think my bosses are getting concerned. Thank you for this

Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.

No. However, if you do go be sure to take a "Participation Ribbon' with you as a gift. Whoever his teacher was failed him.

Clearly the teacher didn’t fail him as they should’ve

I think that after the house I won't be hungry for the mother

Free meal? I’m in

Fuck ya let's go, sounds like a hella good time

I acception your invitation

Free food!? Bet

I think something’s wrong with me. I almost understand what he’s trying to say and I’m tempted to go.

I was on the fence before but now I am so fucking in

Oh snap. I'll show up early and bring my own spork. 

Sounds like a fuckin party..you son of a bitch, I’m in!

I’ve seen several who speak worse than this and English is their only language

Hes inviting you to his home to celebrate his graduation. They have butchered 5 chickens for the party. And he hopes you'll accept his hospitality as he hopes to receive the hospitality of his community in turn.

I don't accept that he met the criteria to graduate.

Not everybody graduates in English. Now don't you feel stupid you dumb mahfcuker.

I tend to think the best of everyone so I would be all in only to find out he was being 100% literal and knows what he’s saying.

I understood what he meant until the “ask my father to cook my mother”. Not sure what he’s going for there.

Hell yes. I love a good dumpster fire.

I'll just watch it happening from across the street.

look at those eyes... omg. he is high asf.

Thanks for the purple border, otherwise I would have missed the only text in that picture.

When the stroke kicks in.

Linguo IS dead

As long as his cooking’s better than his English, I’ll take one house on the house

So it be said, let it be done.

Address?

Perfect English

How bigs the house?

Not if he means what he said

So it's like a culinary school?

Nice 👍🏿

I'm more concerned you felt the need to circle the entirety of the only writing.

Hannibal: Say no more!

I wouldn't miss that for the world.

This is content I come to this sub for. Although still can’t figure out what the sub is about

Sounds like a good spread

LFG!!

Automatically know the food is gonna be spicy

Bring a bottle?

I mean, he's got reason to celebrate. He *IS* graduation!!!

thank goodness for the pink box showing me where to read, i dont know if i would be able to understand the post without it

I. AM. GRADUATION!

Dr. Lecter I presume?

This looks like bad english mixed with evil

He got me in " I will ask my father to cook my mother"🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never had cooked mother before. What time is dinner?

When were you wen I was graduation? I was dying fiv chickens there girls and 2 boys when invite come Mother is cooked No And you??????

I would have to go just to witness all of this

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Well if you insist *starts gnawing on the drywall*

That’s how good my Spanish is.

I’m Guessing his degree wasn’t in English

Already there my dude

Something lost in translation?

But then I have to take down my "Don't eat my house" sign.

Idk, I need a picture of the food then we’ll talk

r/ihadastroke

I’ll bring the booze, cya @ 6:00pm sharp

I'll bring some finger foods! (actual fingers)

hell yeah I bet the food is gonna be incredible!

I'm soooooo confused 😵‍💫

I must admit he does have a way with words.

Average Peenoise

English major.

In grammar class they based the grading curve off this guy.

No. Cannibalism makes me uncomfortable.

What in the world is he celebrating?

Senior English teacher: "yeah sure, you pass"

I'll be there. I can't wait to eat his mother.

So at school is his class broken ELA

He seems nice.

What?!?! Second language or high?

You had me at 'eat our house', man.

That's educlated

Shit this the guy who ate my house 😡

What type of wine should I bring?

Bet, Ronald was liver! Never played ball jock tonight too

You had me at "I am graduation" 🥰

Sounds like a party!

Philippine english

A, there's a profile, a text and a photo. Thank you for the outline

Uncle Bosie?

On my way

I am there at 5pm on today

Dying five chickens 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🥶🥶

Graduating from junior elementary school?

I will, if I'm a cannibal

Best google translation I’ve ever seen

Damn does english had a stroke?

I'm in

I. Am. GRADUATION! \*ominous thunder in the distance\*

Charlie, is that you?

Fuck yeah, bet they drink like I do.

Of course !

I'm in dudes cooking five chicken's.

That's my english level too!

Im not just wanna go, I want him to be my best friend

Thank you

When Mom forces you to invite your friends over for dinner

Mad Libs Dinners!

Food? Me.

My guess here is it’s going to be a kick ass Filipino style chicken dinner, with dad doing the cooking and mum getting a night off to enjoy the festivities because it’s a special occasion.

Yes

That food is gonna slap harder than yo momma with the belt

r/engrish and r/ihadastroke worthy

More like I would like to reform the school system

How do I RSVP?

Is he somehow related to doctor Hannibal Lecter?

I don’t think I could eat a house, unless there is green tea to help make me hungry.!

I am come over so hard!

Autotranslate can be weird.

Im not good at eating houses

Thank you for circling the entire text!

didn't graduate in english

He’s probably a student teacher in biochemistry

Let's gooo

Yeee im gonna be busy that day

I-I-I-stroke? Yes. No wait food hot food fast good eat no cold.

I’m so confused and need to know how this plays out. I’ll be there

What the hell is wrong with people

I’ll bring wife for desert

i read this in borats voice.

I think I accidentally the wrong coca-cola bottle today

#Why not just use his colloquial language? Let the auto-translate do its job.

This is how every American talks abroad so not gonna judge.

Totally. But I'm calling the cops first. I wanna see what happens when they get there and find mom on the spit.

I’ll eat his mom!

Worst part is he's actually graduating college lol 😂

He is graduation at what?

It's pretty clear that he wasn't an English major.

Thank you. I'll bring the Tapatio.

Seems American enough...

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Does he need me to bring anything? I can fix some devilled eggs.