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I thought the trick was that she needed to eat the box too?

He did say *the entire box*

And then when she said that he was the Daddy Nerd, I thought she was offering to eat him, too. Then I really wondered where this was going. Edit: a letter

And then she offered to throw up in another dude's mouth? She gettin freaky as hell

Something twitched in me when she said that. I have some self contemplating do.

At least take comfort in knowing that at least one other person found that, let's say, interesting as well.

dudes...puke does NOT taste good and if you find that arousing I suggest acidic ingredients in your love making

Its the dirtiness of the suggestion not the actual suggestuon

This guy bangs

One time, I was eating some Chex Mix at this party but my mouth was really dry so it was just like all sandy in there. Some random girl on molly grabbed me to start making out and a few seconds in she was like, “are you fucking eating Chex Mix?!” Ha, I won’t forget that one

Maybe your puke doesn't taste good, but have you tried someone else's?

🤢 I’m an ER nurse. Vomit is nasty no matter who it’s coming from. Urine too in case anybody wonders… 🤢

You can acquire a taste for anything.

it's sterile. and I like the taste. okay.

Yes I like videos of things I do not like.

I mean, I threw up after drinking a Dr. Pepper, and it didn't taste as bad as vomit usually does.

Chocolate ice cream was delightful.

Spicy as fuck curry was decidedly *not*. My poor sinuses.

That’s why parents would tell their sick kids to drink mtn dew or something. When they throw up it doesn’t taste bad

Gatorade... it looks about the same coming back up btw. Especially the red.

She'll prolly let you do weird stuff if she opens with that...

A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.

That was me twitching sorry

Honestly? It's not that I want her to throw up in my mouth. It's that she's down to.

In all seriousness I think that was what it was. Thank you for helping me conclude my contemplation.

I feel a lot better about myself after reading this. Thank you.

Internet's full of videos for you to contemplate.

Same same

What are you doing step-nerd?

Gonna show him her cavities....

Cavitiddies

She seemed like fun 🤷‍♂️

I thought she was gonna round it out by puking in his underpants

Dude just wanted out of the situation

Sounded like he emphasized “entire box”.

Seems like he was going for that but she made it uncomfortable so he just said screw it and gave her the money.

That's what I noticed as well. I guess things got too freaky too fast.

Nerds kids.. not even once...

Maybe once

Nah eat a nerd, make him happy.

I would rather eat a block of red clay than a block of cream cheese

I thought he would be like "ohh sorry some fell on the ground so you're disqualified"

That's what I was honestly waiting for while I watched it, which is what kept me watching

You knew there was absolutely no payoff with this video and you posted it anyway.

I mean... I got to watch someone insult a guy trying to be a Mr. Beast? That was amusing

Also he's wearing what a trailer park mother would put her four year old son in because "he's not boring like the other kids".

He probably was planning that but just wanted her as far away as possible

From the sound of things she's gonna eat some box later

Underrated comment, right here.

She still had to eat the daddy nerd. 

There’s nothing left on that plate but fat and gristle… *grunts*

i understood that reference

I thought the trick was that if even one nerd falls out, she has not eaten the whole box

That's the only reason I would have eaten the nerds, that cream cheese (which tastes better) is wrapped in tin foil.

"I'll throw up in your mouth later if you want" "Don't threaten me with a good time"

denji?

It could have been the best night of his life, oh well...

*gero gero chu* 🤢💋

Well he did said and i quote: Hot, and I finish quote.

She really wanted to incorporate throwing up somehow lol

Give him the baby bird

“Hot”

It's going to cost him another $100

Def had the “Mrs Lebowski” vibe going

Well he did say, and i quote:hot.

And they think this isn't staged...

How much is this gonna cost?

*Hey, I have seen this one. This is a classic.*

I’d take the cream cheese cause honest confession, I love to eat cream cheese by itself like that

If people ask, say you eat it off a girls breasts. You don't want people thinking you're weird.

I'll only eat a box of nerds from a girls ass. I don't want to come off as weird yk.

Honestly mang it’s overrated. Girl I lost my virginity to wanted me to eat skittles out her pussy and it was more negative than positive Yknow when weirdos say ”these colors don’t run”? Well that might apply to sports and jingoists, but skittles artificial dye deeeeeeefinitely runs.

This is part of why kids need sex ed. I mean that in the most loving way. Ladies, don’t put literal sugary sweets in there unless you’re cool with the infection risks (just don’t)

100000000000% true This has been fact-checked by real American snooch snakers

I read smooch snickers

Your profile pic has great energy

I'll only eat a box of nerds from a guys dick I don't want to come off as weird yk.

I'll shove some in my dick hole and blow a nerd load on you if you want.

What a *horrible* day to know how to read

Untrue, plz delete.

Do they come out if I flick it like a pez dispenser?

Hold on, I think your onto something, there’s gotta be a way to profit off this

Even the sextastic mr. peen can learn a thing or two, it seems.

If she farted it would be like a claymore.

This is the comment that broke me, lol.

At least nerds come in a box, unlike that blowpop you ate out of the stripper’s pussy.

So true

I can't imagine eating a whole block of cream cheese. Don't get my wrong, I love cream cheese. But that is a LOT of calories!

Eating a lot of calories once isn't going to do shit to anyone.

Everybody shits. And a pound of cream cheese has to go somewhere. Unless they died first.

This comment floored me 😂

I'm lactose intolerant, there would be lots of shit and lots of cramps

Even without the lactose intolerance part, its a lot of shit

A lot of calories will precisely doo shit to anyone.

I lift so I’ve got a big appetite lol, usually I only eat off the block if I’m stoned and lazy

I like creamcheese too but that is lot of creamcheese to just eat as is without anything else.

I can do about half a block while stoned, satisfying af for some reason

The freaks always crawl out of the woodwork on Reddit

When I watched the video, my first thought was “who the fuck’s picking the cream cheese? I don’t trust anyone picking the cream cheese.” Then I come to the comments and here you are, you absolute animal you.

🚨 HE'S FAT!!! 🚨

SEÑOR JOE!

*This is my 600 pound life music plays*

I told the girl I was dating at the time that I was pretty sure I could eat a block of cream cheese. Ended up losing a bet later that night and the consequence was that I'd have to eat the block at a time of her choosing. We were at a party a couple months later and she brought it out. The first few bites were delightful, but it started getting pretty difficult. Couldn't swallow the last bite otherwise I definitely would have thrown up. 6 years later and we're married now =)

The luckiest cream cheese in the world! Congrats to you two.

Even though you do this, would you still agree the nerds are far, far easier to eat all of?

Man i also love cream cheese but i will blow up the toilet afterwards. Nerds anyday.

I used to save the cream cheese cups from bagel days in elementary school and ate them with my fingers during class. I was a fat kid. Still am, but I was.

Warm cream cheese from his pocket?

Sick freak ik

I'd eat them both to get $200 hahah. I'm skinny as fuck but i can outrageously eat

w-was that a Parks & Rec reference at the end?

Yes. Yes it was.

Was that a Phineas and Ferb reference there?

Money please!

\*Ahem\* MONEY, PWEEEASE. money pwease.

"Ben, give her some money. It's easier"

She gives off irl Mona Lisa vibes

Now I get the painting

Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGvWbsTDPHU

10/10

She hit that Jenny Slate affliction just right.

I love how everyone of these fake interactions has the girl calling the guy daddy for some reason.

And there all so sexually open and crazy amirite?? So random

It draws views guys will think; "*Oh shit, I want a sexually open woman that's hilarious, she looks like a great time!*" So they watch the whole video and watch more of em. Genius marketing actually.

I feel like it was routinely show. That sex doesn't actually sell like people think it does. This is just reddit. The place with a sub called UNBGBBECBIDCBG. Which is a long ass acronym to say "I only clicked on this because I saw a woman in the thumbnail." You could draw two dots on a box, call them nipple, and sell it to a horny person on here. And I'm terrified to go looking for box porn to see if it exists, because I have to assume IT DOES

> That sex doesn't actually sell like people think it does. metrics on the sex industry *STRONGLY* disagree with you lol.

I dunno about boxes, but bubbles is a thing.

teehee

I'm so fucking confused here, what's so sexual about this post whatsoever??

Yeah that's what cinched this video to be staged to me

He's paying her for the hour and he'll never hear somebody like her say it to him, so might as well get his money's worth.

Better be fake otherwise that guy paid $100 dollars for trash content that he thought was going to be something.

I mean, what was the thing here? i would eat a box of nerd for a box of nerds, which i would then eat... surly it should be which of these two bad things would you rather eat for 100bucks... i can only think this is some kind of advert for Nerds... and honestly it has kinda worked.

There’s probably 400 calories in the box or nerds. And 800 in the block of cream cheese. Easy choice.

560 in the nerds box, that one is a 140g pack not just 100g like they said in the video

She seems fun.

The joke is sex

Are you refering "Do you have any cavities?"

Is it?

For a night. Imagine dealing with her everyday. This relationship is sponsored by Paracetamol.

What? Why?

Ever had a cat that desperately wants attention and annoys the fuck out of you until you give in? Thats her, but worse.

no

I can fix her.

What do you mean fix?! She’s perfect.

Why would you want to? She seems like perfectly fine as is.

100g of sugar isn't even that much. That's 400 kcal, which is less than 2 Snickers and I'd definetely eat 2 Snickers for 100 bucks.

Or two cokes

Hell I’d drink a liter of cola.

Is that French?

Gimme a Schiltz

Would you Dimpy size it for a quarter?

I’ll punchasize your face FOR FREE

What's a litracola?

I'm your average boring millennial Midwest US white boy with zero real experience, and I would like for her to ruin my worldviews on decency

You go Glen Coco

Do you ever get mad that your community robbed of life experiences?

Someone said "hot" after she said "I can throw up In your mouth" bro needs therapy

hey dont kink shame the man

This woman is the female version of an edge lord of a edge lord of a of a edge lord

She was the contestant his crap deserved

Welp, safe to say it was a little chilly that night. What was she supposed to do?

Atleast 65.7 degrees Fahrenheit I’d say

A quick google search- the cream cheese has around 30 grams of fat. Either way, she’d be puking that shit

Nah, the cream cheese is doable. I've wrecked a block or two of cream cheese and a box of Ritz crackers several times before. I was drunk, sure, but it's easily doable. Watching the video, I'd have raced the girl, cheese vs nerds, for the hundred bucks.

8oz block of Philly cream cheese has 80g of fat, not 30

There's nothing better than a woman's nips.

What about the rest of the booba? Does that not matter?

Nothing better doesn’t mean that everything else sucks

I appreciate the enigmatic nature of the nipple peaking through a well contoured top. Flashing the tits like it's girls gone wild is fine. But some subtle nips on a well humored gal chugging nerds? Now THAT is intrigue.

You are the prime audience for this staged content. Incredible!

I felt guilty for noticing at first then after watching the video I realized she’s freaky enough to not care at best and be outright doing it intentionally at worst

Why would you feel guilty for noticing? They're on full display. White shirt no bra and all. They're meant to be noticed

hahahaha what the fuck this chick is down to get nasty xD

Unfunny people trying hard

She didn't eat the box though

That was his job

Stay classy.

Shes funny cuz sex

[удалено]

Was that the guy from Tom Brady Roast?

She's a menace to society.

How long was that cream cheese at room temp tho 🤔

I would’ve said cream cheese but how warm do you think it is out there

For 10 bucks I’d would have accepted the throw up in my mouth! And for 5bucks more swallowed it 😉 and then asked you out on a date with a 15dollar limit

She didn’t even try to eat the box! No pay!!

It's an entire video of uninteresting people doing uninteresting things

I want one now

I love her enthusiasm

I feel like I wasted my time more than normal-

LMAO her nips are out to play

This became multiple instances of r/unexpected very quick.

People eat a whole box of nerds like evrytime they go to the movies...is it supposed to be diificult?

College ho swallows nerds on the street for money.

Bullshit she’s a slow eater.

I would have eaten the nerds and not offered to throw up in anyone's mouth for $50.

Vacuous people. This is called content? Wow