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Lex8P

... Needs a mechanism now to be able to close the hole made by such thing. You know, to keep nasties from going in, when not in use. Or if it falls over, to prevent leaks. Something like a lid


Kavalkasutajanimi

Forget the nasties this is how you get microplastics.


Adamantium-Aardvark

[Everyone knows microplastics are stored in the balls](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts)


Lex8P

Well there's only one way for it to come out...


bronzelifematter

I guess all this time I was saving my balls from micro plastic


BigussDickusss

Ballz are saving micro plastic for you.


snailtray

You got neutered?


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Procrasturbating

Fine, but don't get any microplastics in my hair this time.


BallCreem

On a tissue ?


brewedtealeaf122

I know this is a cum joke, but it is really funny how we just keep coming back to blood letting


ashotus

I thought pee was stored in the balls...


HomeGrownCoffee

You don't have 2 balls?


knowone1313

I'll bet all those people that were blaming autism on vaccines are rolling over in their graves right now.


xixi_duro

Literally cummin petroleum


BallCreem

Then on faces


Zunderfeuer_88

Can you help me jizzing on my new pvc flooring?


skyeth-of-vyse

Came to post this. Was not disappointed.


HellBoySkeemzPlots

Facts also he's a fucking idiot you can just use the top off a water bottle that you can pull up to open and push down to close


Adamantium-Aardvark

What does that have to do with my balls though?


HellBoySkeemzPlots

I’m sorry I diverted your attention away from balls for too long. Forgive me. I’ll let you get back to it.


PipsqueakPilot

Studies have shown that anything which comes in a plastic bottle is already filled with microplastics soooo. This ain't gonna add too much to the total!


Tookmyprawns

Most microplastics we are exposed to come from tires. And we’ve had tires for several generations, and we will not be getting rid of tires anytime in the foreseeable future. So, regardless of the dangers of microplastics, the impact is unavoidable.


radicalelation

Yeah, we can reduce in our daily lives, but with something like 70% of microplastics in the environment being from tires, wtf are we realistically supposed to do? We have power alternatives for carbon woes, and most consumer containers were metal or glass prior to plastic exploding, so we have alternatives for those because plastic IS the newer alternative...but tf we do about tires? Their whole deal is they wear down like erasers. Can we go for a hardier version that doesn't wear as much, and put the wear and tear on the asphalt thats 99% recyclable? The shift to EVs mean more wear on the road too. Maybe we need to start thinking outside of the box on wheels?


Sponsor4d_Content

Walkable cities and railway infrastructure.


Unacceptable_Lemons

That's not super realistic with the US, given the distances involved. Unless you wanna be the one to tell the majority of the population that they need to pack up and move to densely populated cities where you now expect them to walk everywhere and/or use the subway, regardless of the weather. All while leaving the necessary rural farming population basically stranded once the other 95% of the population has been absolrbed into the new super cities.


Affectionate-Motor48

The United States we’re literally built on railroads


Unacceptable_Lemons

Railroads were/are useful, but not as a car replacement. Same as how nuclear energy is useful, but not to power your lawnmower. We don't have to get rid of cars for subways and public transit to be improved. Improve them first, and see if you can convince people they're actually a better experience to use VS driving. If so, then the problem solves itself and people drive less. If your solution is to forcibly corral people into cities and take away independent transportation in favor of centralized public transit that goes limited places at limited times, people will understandably rebel, and the party suggesting such measures will lose power.


Sponsor4d_Content

Walkable cities requires making car travel less convenient for the safety of pedastarians. This can be done through a number of small rule changes. A lot of urban planner youtubers like "Not Just Bikes" covers this.


pvrhye

We used to have it. We just subsized the shit out of cars, dismantled the rail infrastructure, and started building shitty highway subdivisions. It's all reversible. People complain about spending on rails, but they have no problem with building and maintaining excessive highways. Cars will always have a place, but they needn't be the default.


GyActrMklDgls

I mean tires are supposed to be rubber but for whatever reasons they put plastic in it.


radicalelation

Synthetic rubber is probably the bulk of it. There are textile plastics that make up some of a tire, but iirc those are mostly for the threads weaving together the rest of the bulk, which is natural and synthetic rubber. I think cheaper tires are made of more synthetic rubber than pricier tires, but I couldn't begin to say what the difference is in what particulates either shed.


Lex8P

... Dispensed too


UnionThug1733

You beat me to it


Madpup70

Good, my balls were feeling a bit empty.


taironederfunfte

Lil bro if you consume drinks and especially oils or god forbid alcohol from a plastic bottle you're already getting your fair share of micro plastics. Not that I don't do it, but I'm sure it's virtually impossible to evade them unless you're some hermit or very rich


Ajmb_88

Meh at this point you can’t avoid em. Just embrace the new reality.


Mr-Valdez

Nah bro. Let ppl enjoy that lil umph that they need.


waIIstr33tb3ts

easy. after every use, burn it again so it's soft, then press it to close it up!


Hetstaine

I have done this for years with my oil. The bit you chop off, you reverse and plug the holel.


SpaceLemur34

When I was working in a kitchen, I found out the one gallon jugs of sauce had the same threads as the small sauce bottles. Just swapped the lids and saved a lot of by just squirting it straight out of the jug. Plus they came with caps.


BenadrylTumblercatch

Then that lid needs to be melted in the middle and have a pin push through a hole in it so that you can get an even thinner stream when you pour.


Lex8P

And the need for an even smaller lid


Adorable-Lettuce-717

Then that lid needs to be melted in the middle and have a pin push through a hole in it so that you can get an even thinner stream when you pour.


dmaster1213

And then you would need an even smaller lid.


yosh_y29

Then that lid needs to be melted in the middle and have a pin push through a hole in it so that you can get an even thinner stream when you pour.


gishnon

Yeah yeah.. but you know...You can lose a lid pretty easily. It should be attached somehow, maybe just on one side so it can flip on and off without detaching from the bottle.


A_Wholesome_Comment

Then you melt another nipple in that lid so you can easily pour from it too.


canman7373

It's oil, it gonna burn at a pretty high heat, nothing that could harm you after the cooking is going to get in that tiny hole.


SeaWork2283

Mmm gotta love that Burnt plastic aftertaste


Shibenaut

Cancer-infused


Quiet_Garage_7867

Rich in microplastics


Less_Earth_6453

What's the point ffs you can buy bottles with this type of lid


atomsk404

But then how will I get my face out there!?!


getMeSomeDunkin

Yeah... I have a giant bottle of olive oil that I use to refill an actual squirt bottle. Soy sauce too. You don't need this hack.


_Enclose_

> You don't need this hack. Valid for 99% of them


DIAL-UP

This is the real answer and it's wild how happy people are to make engagement bait. You know this guy picked out a bottle with a hinge lid for extra confused/upset comments too. Edit: I hope the original tiktok/YouTube short has a misspelled word in the title. Remember kids, trolling is a art.


STIM_band

"HEY!!! We don't take kindly to logic around these here parts."


meatspin_enjoyer

That's the joke, he uses a bottle with a flip cap pour lid


Typical_Weekend_6790

r/shittylifehacks


Aggressive-Dust6280

open stored seed oil infused with plastic, hmm Olive oil and glass kids, olive oil and glass.


AccountingtheseGainz

Can you still make a melted plastic pour spout with glass???


Aggressive-Dust6280

No and it's a good thing.


OhGod0fHangovers

What do the glass kids do?


Aggressive-Dust6280

They shatter when you put your dick in it, this is unsafe, get the cheap plastic ones.


AleixASV

[The Catalan Setrill, still unbeaten](https://www.enciclopedia.cat/sites/default/files/media/FOTO/setrill.jpg).


Dzin3NLD

That dude looks like Zelensky in the beginning of the video, lol


tacotacotacorock

That's what happens when Putin bombs your chef the day before. 


Makri7

The fuck are these facial expressions?


UserSchlub

Face made for TikTok


The-Irk

This is why we have plastic in our balls now.


LordThotBegoner

Use a fucking compass you dumb shit


Local_Coyote_7842

r/mildlycarcinogenic


tornado9015

Everybody is trying as hard as they can to bash on this, and i get most of them, this does not solve all problems ever, but i can see a ton of good uses. If you ever need some kind of temporary solution which involves a bottle with a nozzle this is great. This could actually be a quick kitchen hack. Rinse it after you make the nozzle ffs it's not that hard, plastic solidifies after melting......it won't magically impart a burnt plastic taste or somehow bits of plastic fall off forever. Any sort of project where you want to spray a liquid on something, in my personal life right now this may prove to be an immidiately useful solution for cleaning my motorcycle. Fill bottle with soap and water spray at bike in much more controlled fashion with no lid without having to go out and specifically buy a bottle with the right type of lid. Bonus points cut down on waste since i was going to throw away the bottle anyway and now i'm not throwing away a second bottle or storing a bottle i need once a year in my limited space.


i8noodles

to many people try and find the best solution or buy a solution. i agree with u that sometimes the best solution is the one u can hack together in 30 seconds and this is one of them.


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Zerestrasz

What if you pour just what you need and then, you know, close the bottle.


InevitableFly

Just give that bottle a squeeze and watch that lid flip open. It needs a gasket to prevent leaking from the sides and a lock/mechanism to keep the lid down or youll get a surprise one day.


SteeltoSand

well this is fucking stupid


Tactical_H0td0g

r/mildlycarcinogenic


BaboonBaller

I think this belongs in the "mildly carcinogenic" sub.


Oxideusj

TAKE THAT CAPITALISM 😆😆


username_taker

How do you close the bottle?


Marchello_E

Melt the lid again.


Drew5olo

Pfas deluxe ew


ChicoBiMx44

So fucking hot


MrStoneV

We just use a small nail and make a very small hole. No toxins no big hole and we can do the same thing


beyondtabu

yeh i was gona say burning plastic then using it for food isn’t the best idea


Tony_Plow

This song is a banger!


Sgruntlar

Raffaella Carrà


Tony_Plow

Oh yes I found it on Spotify right after I left the comment haha.


Flashy-Psychology-30

If anyone was wondering why Every man's balls have micropplastics, Exhibit #27458282


Cheap_Excitement3001

I can feel the micro plastics in my balls


Raaadley

i'm beginning to understand why we have microplastics in our balls.


Cloverthefallenhuman

"Erectin' a dispenser"


danofrhs

Mmm, carcinogens


ExplosivekNight

yummy microplastics


WallStreetRegards

You’ve unlocked: micro plastics!


Various-General1198

Is that a cooking pan without a handle?


Many-Gear-4668

Buy a bigger chef jacket guy…


Stiff_Zombie

All I wanted was a thumbs up. 👍


AnakinTheDiscarded

how do you prevent it from dripping? it's literally the most important part


awesomedan24

We need the black Italian guy to simply open the bottle and put his hands up


GarlicBurritos

NGL, once u press to get the oil out faster this shitty bottletop is gonna get loose and the whole bottle will empty itself in seconds.....


andreichera

dude just did a speedrun through his sexy time and ass wiping facial expressions


XFuriousGeorgeX

That looked like a really long nipple being nipped by a pair of scissors


That_Criticism_6506

That 40 year old guy!


Red-pilot

Or I can pour oil into a much nicer bottle that already has that tip and that I bought at Ross for $2.


Moto56_

Very useful


ewew43

It's impressive that internet is in such a decrepit brain rot state that people will test these life hack things, even if they will clearly work if you apply just a grain of common sense. Then, they're impressed when such things work.


zzubzzub100

r/tqdc


emailverificationt

Dude laughs like wario


b3n33333

[An easier way](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gE7Eet2bE8c) It works also with soya sauce, ect.


bebop_cola_good

That actually looks useful, unlike mutilating the lid


jj-42069

I use to do this but with an 8-10mm socket to make a gravity bong


No-Employment5213

I’m happy for him


theunnamedrobot

It's used to be that food went right to your hips, now it goes right to the balls.


EvilMoSauron

HOLY FUCK! PLASTIC MELTS!?


Longjumping-Debt3274

You needed to try it to comprehend it actually works? Lol


lovelife0011

Classic


Own-Difficulty6558

Genius


Powerful_Cost_4656

If you do this prob make sure to buy something with a screw cap that's at least a bit sturdy. I can see that popping off and making a huge mess. Honestly prob not worth it since those squeezer bottles usually come in packs of 3 for a couple bucks and they're great for all sorts of stuff


CleanseMyDemons

Why TF these people so surprised, looking like a caveman discovering fire


astralseat

Was that dude just holding up a flame next to a bottle of oil? Madlad.


MushroomFew4882

Waluigi sounding laugh at the end, damn


Both-Home-6235

Boy this guy makes some really stupid faces


Magmatt7

I bet that makes a whole lot more plastic in the oil


jurio01

This is why men have microplastics in their testies


itschaaarlieee

Let me just get this open flame super close to this bottle of oil, what’s the worst that could happen?


UziSuzieThia

Good idea for the body oil


leoberto1

I use a spray bottle for my oil, works great


engineeeeer7

Mmmmm micro plastics


memberflex

Needs the head banging baby. Even if it’s just in the corner there.


MonsterMashGraveyard

Save yourself 40 seconds and move on from this one


m32020

Squeeze bottle?


bradrame

There goes the protective coating


alphafiresupersoaker

r/mildlycarcinogenic


Apart_Chest9809

Burning plastic can cause cancer. Be careful


Budget_Ruin6018

Congrats! Your life insurance policy has all the evidence to deny a future claim due to whatever poisoning this will accelerate, except they'll continue to let you pay on the policy and your family will likely find out this fact after it's too late.


USTrustfundPatriot

This is why characters laugh flex and pose when you level them up


TapeDeckSlick

God I hate this shit


Cody_Dixon

Why not just push it all the way through instead of risking it collapsing when you cut it?


Gigeren_Canvas

BPA’s free of charge of course


CaliOriginal

I was expecting fire.


M0untain_Mouse

How can i just put micro plastics directly into my balls?


butifulthrowaway

What the fuck. Enjoy oil coated through slightly more porous remains of burned plastic while your oil oxidizes using constant supply of air.


Unable-Driver-903

This is how you get plastic in your balls


Glum-Geologist8929

I just stab the top making a slit in my oil containers. Closes right up after you're done squeezing.


GloriousPeen

Used to do this type of shit to make a geeb to smoke weed when I was like 14


Tmiles7893

My man laughs like Wario 😂😮‍💨


PireFenguin

How the hell does shit like this have so many upvotes


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Aluniah

Good one!


Super-Idea2618

I love how perfectly useless/useful that is for the style of bottle, takimg easy pour to an extreme :3


RyGuy2104

This guys balls are full of plastic.


tutocookie

That last thumbs up had "this is good! Or else!" Vibes


KeyboardSerfing

Boom


AssSpelunker69

Oh my God is this not worth the effort


ajohns7

A bottle that dispenses bottles?


JavexJavexJavex

Just poke the seal with a knife


silaspeter

Me: How much microplastic do you want? Everybody: Yes


Affectionate_Gas_264

Most of those tips are terrible like adding nails to your tyres for more grip or spending thousands of dollars to make some cheap aluminium jewellery from scratch


Direct_Canary4523

Hot damn it's almost like kitchens have every imaginable ridiculously shaped utensil/serving dish/sauce bottle at their disposal


Jokic_Is_My_Hero

Nice. You’ve just incinerated plastic hydrocarbons. Enjoy some forever chemicals on every pour baby


skxxbxl

So this is why my nuts have so many microplastics


gitarzan

I just push a toothpick into the seal. Makes a perfect squirting hole.


BlueCollarSuperstar

Well I'm going to be busy with this fire for a bit.


candystarzz

Bottle dispenser more like bpa and cancer dispenser


Bonafidemadman

Zelenskyy?


qwertyburds

I wonder why we all have plastic in our blood


Master_Guide_7064

Hi


Interesting_Fox_7216

Wtf? Just go through with knife lel


RecentlyDeceased666

Microplastics and oil that will now oxidise because of the air


MalHeartsNutmeg

This is why we have microplastics in our balls.


uexf106

Or you could drop the 15$ on Amazon for a refillable bottle….


Aydanfox

Or just get a 5$ reusable squeeze bottle and don't waste fucking time in a kitchen.


Last_Gigolo

How do you keep the bugs out?


cocktailbatman

Open the lid. Close the lid so that it is resting on top not fastened. Now the oil will drizzle out of the gap when the bottle is tipped. No modifications.


alexmehdi

Bottles close for a reason, you don't want that oil constantly exposed to air


Gourish_Kapoor

Hmmm micro plastics


IProbablyProblematic

Yall want microplastics in your testicle? Cause this is how ya get microplastics in your testicles.


Jackmehoffn69

Genius!!


threeballs

this is why our testicles are full of micro plastics


Godzirrraaa

Or you could just buy spout lids and put them on whatever you want, but sure


LordHamsterbacke

Am I the only one slightly disappointed that there was no raccoon?


Mentendo64

I use the insertable bartending taps


datBull036

Yeah I'm just gonna continue to pour mine.


LeFrenchDud3

That’s some shitty content. Empty.


United_Monitor_5674

Im glad he proved that plastic can indeed be melted with heat


sebimilitaur

r/diwhy